Vol 3 Chapter 16: , Potion

016, potions
"Although Uncle Zelens is very dirty, he is so perverted that he likes to engage with men. But now his uncle is pregnant after all. What should we do next? 》
Idiots are also thinking about this problem. In any case, it is a fact that Zelens is a fugitive. Although the fugitive is because of himself and Xiao Bao, the idiot does not intend to take any responsibility for his own fault. The only trouble is that he is pregnant. Do you want to find the father of the child for him?
Difficult problems, unsolvable problems, troublesome problems.
These issues can actually be thrown aside and left alone. But the idiot is in front of the bread, so it is not good to just say it directly. Think about it, let's wait for Zelens to get better before blasting the pregnant husband out of the house.
Pop, pop, pop—
At this time, there was a knock on the door. Judging from the severity and politeness of the voice, it should not be Mili or Tolan. I heard this knock on the door many times, so he immediately walked to the door and opened the door.
"Huh~~~ I'm so tired, it's really exhausting"
The red-haired Duan walked in without saying a word.
"Ah, it's great that you are here, Xiaobai. I'm still worried that I'll eat closed doors. What's wrong with the bread?"
The idiot turned his head, glanced at the little girl who was "dying" on the bed, and casually replied: "I have a cold."
"That's it~~~" An walked forward, tested the temperature of the bread forehead with his hand, and said with some worry, "Little girl, take care of your illness, don't move until you get better. Take medicine, you know?"
Little Bread pulled the quilt to her mouth. She was sickly unable to show her cunning, and her brain was burnt, so she couldn't move any ideas, so she nodded pitifully.
After exhorting the bun, An turned around directly. Because of her straightforward character, the eldest lady was also unambiguous, and said directly: "How about Xiaobai going to the Flower Festival with me the day after tomorrow?"
The idiot froze for a moment, and did not answer directly.
"Why? Do you have a reservation? Oh ha ha, have you made an appointment with any girl in advance?"
"……………………You, what is on your mind."
The hearty smile on Duan's face gradually disappeared after the idiot asked. She gave a wry smile and simply sat down on the seat. The little squirrel on top of her head jumped down, yawned comfortably on the table, covered her body with her tail, and took a nap.
"Actually, it's nothing... It's just that the test failed. I'm in a bad mood and I want to find someone to go for a walk."
"………………………………

"Oh, don't you ask me what experiment is?"
"...What an experiment."
Anan looked around, suddenly lowered his voice, and said, "Don't be surprised after I say it, and don't say it. I trust you so much because we are friends, but if you say it to the outside world, I might be tied to a torture."
The matter suddenly became serious. The idiot immediately stretched out his hand and put it on Duan's mouth. After that, he immediately lurked in front of the door and window and carefully observed the situation outside. After that, he returned to the front of An.
"You can talk."
"Ah, I just said it, there is no need to be so nervous, right?"
"……………………"
"Well, well, be careful to sail the ship for ten thousand years, I believe you. Then, I said so~~~"
The idiot looked at the sneezing little girl over there and nodded.
"In fact, this is the case. This little squirrel knows a lot of strange things. Especially when it comes to medicine, she seems to know a lot~~~"
The idiot glanced at the squirrel on the table. Indeed, the potion formula she knew was extremely rich. If nothing else, the terrible demon fruit was enough to drive many mortals crazy.
"When I chatted with her last time, it was said that the Bucks have been fighting year after year, and many people have died, and their troops are seriously insufficient. At this time, she told me that there is a way to quickly create endless soldiers and reduce The burden of the people of the country."
"Remember the medicament I gave you a week ago? That is the sample. The first drop of blood dripped in the culture fluid will become the basis for the culture fluid to change. Then, just give this culture fluid to women to drink Just go down."
"The fluid that enters the human body will take the human body as the host, go to the child, and develop rapidly there. In less than five weeks, the other party will give birth and give birth to a copy of the original owner of the blood.
"The replica has no thoughts and can't think, but its strength is proportional to the strength of the person dripping into the blood. After about a year of growth, the replica can grow to 20 years old, and then the growth will freeze. "
"Because the replicas have no thoughts, they will be the best soldiers. In addition, the speed of creation is very fast, and if they are well controlled, it is almost equivalent to having an infinite pool of forces. This kind of force is not for our country. In a very sufficient situation, it can be said to solve the urgent need."
Upon hearing this, the idiot suddenly realized something. He turned his head and glanced at Zelens who was unconscious on the bed. After thinking about it, he suddenly said--
"Feeding women...so, what happens if men accidentally eat."
"male?"
An obviously didn't expect to be asked by an idiot. She hurriedly pushed the little squirrel on the table and said, "Hey, what if it's a male eating it by mistake?"
In response, the squirrel yawned, waved its tail, moved the microphone on its head a bit, and said--
"How do I know~~~"
"Ah? You don't know? But... isn't this the way you told me to make it?"
The little squirrel shook his tail, raised his chest somewhat proudly, and said, "Of course I told you the knowledge. But I want to declare that it is not me who really masters potions, but my sister. I only learn from me. Sister learned some furs from her. This potion is what my sister told me in her spare time, so how can I know the specifics?"
At this moment, she was a little panicked, she quickly picked up the little squirrel and said, "In this case...you don't know what to do? If it is really a man who is pregnant, you don't know what will happen. ?"
"Well..." The little squirrel tilted his head and said, "Actually, the human body is just a container for the clone babies made from the potion. In theory, both men and women can be containers. Women come because they have this natural function and are easier to be accepted by the world. You can imagine that in a maternity hospital, a lot of big men show happy smiles to each other, holding their big bellies, and their wives Are they all waiting in front of the hospital bed to encourage them to cheer?"
An raised his head and imagined it slightly. But it took less than a minute to think about it, and she twitched her face and quickly waved away the imagination in her mind.
"That's how it is. Both men and women can become containers. For women, the replication experience will grow in the child. For men, I remember my sister said that they will absorb nutrients in the men’s stomach and transform them as needed to form a fake Sex is cultivated in it. Wait until after delivery, and then have a cesarean section. Well, only a cesarean section is performed. So, although the host is the same, there are some subtle differences."
At this time, the idiot came to the squirrel and said, "Answer my question. If you accidentally eat it, what is the way to relieve it."
The little squirrel raised his head and curled his eyes at the idiot. She didn't seem to pay much attention to this idiot's question, he laughed twice, and said, "Why do you want to know this? It's not that you are pregnant."
"Tell me. Otherwise, I'll let An make some more of this stuff, add my blood, and pour it into your mouth."
The little squirrel was originally in the mood to watch a good show. But suddenly, this idiot's words completely stunned her. The squirrel was finally looking at the idiot, and it was obvious that from those jet-black eyes, there was a serious and serious expression.
"You...do you dare if you dare to make me pregnant, I will call my sister to come and ravage you a hundred times, a thousand times, ten thousand times"
Without saying anything, the idiot took a step again, his eyes cold: "You say, I dare not."
"squeak"
Finally, the little squirrel was looking at each other and slowly lowered his head. Gradually, black smoke began to emerge from her body, and she also began to gulp the black smoke. The idiot didn't bother and let her eat black smoke. It was not until a long time later that the little squirrel finally breathed a sigh of relief and gave the idiot a vicious look.
"Hum, it's easy to release. It only takes a kiss to release."
"kiss?"
An unbelievable for this answer, the potion that I have worked so hard for so long can be solved with a simple kiss?
"This...this is too ridiculous, right? A kiss?"
"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh"
Along with An's surprise, it was Little Bread who got up from the bed with difficulty, and continued to scream like a stimulant.
The little squirrel hugged his two small arms, the tail came to him, hugged him, his body leaned back on the fluffy tail, and said, "Of course it is a kiss. A kiss of true love. I don't know the specific principle, anyway. My sister told me at the time that it only takes a kiss of true love to relieve the pregnancy state in the body, and the replication experience will become liquefied and transpired from human skin into sweat."
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