Vol 3 Chapter 17: ,true? Love kiss

017, really? Love kiss
"Hey, you haven't told me why a kiss is enough, why?"
"I'm so annoying, didn't I? Potions are not my specialty. This is my sister's field. She only told me that true love kisses can relieve pregnancy. I don't understand potions. I have to understand why. So what?"
Annoyed with hatred, he began to yell. However, no one guarantees that the devil's words must be followed, and no one guarantees that the devil's words are correct, right?
The idiot grabbed the squirrel's tail, the tail was caught, and he screamed in hatred. Then, the idiot pointed directly at the little animal’s nose and hummed--
"Don't mess around, and tell me the way to relieve it honestly. If you don't say it, it's okay, sad, take a little more of the potion, I will feed this squirrel and drink it myself."
Anzai was already a little at a loss, but after hearing this idiot's words, she was still taken aback for a while, and quickly pointed to hatred and said--
"Xiao Bai? Are you sure? Are you really going to make this little squirrel pregnant for you???"
"Yes. If, you still refuse to say."
The idiot stared at hatred, the expression in his eyes was completely serious. Seeing this, the squirrel was really panicked.
"I didn't lie. What I said was true. Why are you stupid human beings so suspicious? It's a kiss of true love. Why am I lying to you?"
"Then, tell me what is called a'true love kiss'."
The idiot stared at her, and the hatred stared at the idiot. Although she wants to break free now, but now Tolan is next to her, no matter how strong she is, she can't be better than the two demons, right?
"I... I said don't let me get pregnant with your scumbag... it's my shame"
The idiot flicked it and threw the little squirrel to the table. Hatred turned around halfway, and after landing safely, his four claws stretched out, staring at the idiot viciously.
"Hmph, although I don't know what you want to do, the so-called'true love kiss' is actually not complicated. I once asked my sister, she told me in a half-joking way. So, the specifics are right. Don’t look at me if it’s not right, go to my sister if you have a problem. And my sister, right now..."
"I have no time to find another squirrel. Now, you, tell me."
Hate wanted to tell where her sister is now, but she was suddenly interrupted by an idiot. She was taken aback for a moment, a dull look in her eyes. After a while, she snorted again, sat down, and finally started talking.
"The so-called'true love kiss' is actually a more romantic term. The real term should be'true love kiss'. Simply put, this kind of kiss is not as long as you imagine that both men and women must have a long life. Yes, it is unbreakable, even if it is a sturdy relationship that does not separate even if it is a landslide, it only takes a short time to love each other, or even just a like overnight leak, and that's it."
Although An is not a romantic literary girl, she was a little excited about the so-called true love kiss just now. But now after hearing these words, she couldn't help but mumble: "What a cheap kiss of true love..."
Although the little squirrel heard it, he did not respond, and continued to say: "So, even if it is two strange men and women who have never met before, as long as they are together, the man thinks each other is very beautiful, and he wants to She presses down on the bed and sends a shot, and the woman also thinks that the man is very handsome. If it doesn't matter if she has a shot with the other party, the kiss between the two under such circumstances is considered to be a'true love kiss'. "
Hearing this, An suddenly asked: "Wait a minute, wouldn't this potion be easy to remove?"
The little squirrel akimbo and said: "Who said no? Husbands, couples, even if they go out to'play' once, they can easily untie it. That's why my sister told me this incomplete formula. The reason. Although she still has some secret formulas, through other preparations to make the conditions of relief become very harsh, but she did not tell me other formulas."
The idiot nodded and believed the little squirrel for the time being. Afterwards, he began to touch his chin, thinking carefully.
Anan picked up the severely frightened little squirrel and placed her on top of her head. After that, she looked at the idiot who was thinking about it, and after thinking about it, she asked: "Um... Xiaobai, why are you asking these things... what do you want? In fact, my experiment failed, probably it was me. There are some problems with the adjustment of the formula, in short, it was not successful. Now that this formula is so dangerous, I don’t plan to develop it again in the future.
The idiot lowered his head, thinking hard all the time. After Anan said for a while, he suddenly raised his head and looked at An-
"……………………In the beginning, who do you intend to conceive a copy of me."
The idiot's eyes were cold.
However, the fiery red pupils carrying these gazes are now suddenly twisted to the side.
An's performance suddenly felt embarrassing. Her gaze deviated from that of the idiot, and a flush of blush appeared on her face.
"That...that...ah..."
After raising funds for a while, the girl suddenly turned her head and ran to the door. At the moment when the door was opened, An turned his head again, pointing to the idiot and said: "Don't forget that we will participate in the Flower Viewing Festival the day after tomorrow, and we will wait for you under the statue of Emperor Xian in the central square at 9am.
After all, the girl rushed out of the house like flying, and climbed down the rope ladder...
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The bustling tree house is now quiet again.
Except for the little bread struggling on the bed, everything became so quiet.
Mili and Tolan returned to the room, Mili comforted the bun, but Tolan, blushing at the moment, came to the idiot.
"Master... now... what should we do with the pregnant... um... that..." Zelens is a man, so he originally wanted to say Mr. Zelens. But since he is now pregnant, he seems to be called Mrs. Zelens again. Fortunately, he finally did not say the word. After swallowing his saliva, he turned around and said: "Deal with Zelens who was accidentally lodged with a copy?"
The idiot thought for a while and walked to the bed. Now, this guy is still abdomen, sleeping on his bed. As for the copy of himself in his stomach, of course, it is absolutely impossible for him to be born.
Since this is the case...
The idiot stretched out his hand and fumbled it in Zelens's clothes pocket, and soon he found a wallet, which was filled with Sura and a magic crystal card. The idiot stuffed the wallet into his arms honestly and unceremoniously.
(Hey, human kid, how do you feel? Are you excited? My child is about to be born?)
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(Hahaha Okay, I'm not kidding. Anyway, what are you going to do? Although this pregnancy can be resolved easily, it is not easy for you to find a woman who is willing to have with him, right? And... Hey, you know.)
Of course the idiot knows that with Zelens’s previous character, it’s not a big deal for him to visit those jiyuan. But since he liked the Miss Marlene of Goodsey's wishfully, such a habit disappeared.
If you say so...
(Oh, it seems you have decided? Actually, there seems to be only one way for this man with hemorrhoids. Isn’t the day after tomorrow the flower viewing festival? You just need to pretend to be this guy and spend a day Miss Lin lied to her and made her think that'Zelence Scarlet' was really a good man. Then, when she was about to kiss at the end, she dropped her bag, then the matter was solved.)
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(To put it in a simpler way, you are going to soak his horse, and make his horse feel that with you is something you can try, that’s it. As for the funds, just use your money from him. The money I got in my pocket.)
(Well, helping others is the foundation of happiness~~ Although on the surface it seems that we are framing him, turning him into a pervert, using his money to soak his women. But in fact, we are very selfless and great Isn’t it? All this is just to help the poor little assassin, isn’t it? Hahahahaha)
The idiot's eyes were cold, and there was no emotion in his eyes looking at Zelens. In fact, what Dim Mi said indeed seemed to be the only way.
Flower viewing festival...
This festival, which starts two days later, will determine the fate of many people
Especially, the fate of this abnormal, terrorist, and hemorrhoid man.

late at night……
In the house of Goodsey.
During the time when the last quarter moon was hanging in the middle of the sky, the Goodsey House, which was supposed to be quiet, began to slowly become lively.
The music of the violin began to rise, and looking in from the window, you could clearly see the figure shaking inside. A pair of blood-red eyes were embedded in the darkness.
but……
For some reason, there is no light here. It seems that all the inside are participating, and they don’t need to be bright...
At this time, the door of the ballroom opened.
A seventeen-year-old girl in full dress with a candle in her hand walked in slowly.
She walked among the blood-red eyes around, but she didn't feel any fear. After seeing this girl, those with red eyes slowly pushed to the sides, let her go forward, came to the front of this ballroom, and knelt down in front of the seat where the master is qualified to sit. ...
"Two days later, Zelens Scarlet invited me to participate in the Flower Viewing Festival. Please tell me, how should I respond?"
"The greatest of my clan..."
"The King of the Night."
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