Vol 3 Chapter 23: , The so-called love is that scumbags are familiar with the road, and Ozawa cries bitterly
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Demon King Dad
- Pangu Chaos
- 2268 characters
- 2021-03-04 04:39:15
In the front, the idiot started to slow down after seeing the slippery man almost slipped. He looked around, pointed to a coffee house placed in the sea of flowers over there, and said, "Let's go there and rest."
Marlene raised her head and looked at the coffee shop. On this day, if you can open such a shop in such a place, the decoration environment will not be bad. The elegant and slightly casual style is very suitable for Marlene, who is a little tired now. But after walking to the coffee shop, she snorted coldly.
For nothing else, it is the price indicated on the signboard placed in front of the store. That's not a price that ordinary people can enjoy. Naturally, this "Zelens" cannot be enjoyed either. However, just when Marlene was about to rush to the idiot, say "I'll check out" and opened the shop first in victory, the idiot walked in without even looking at the sign.
"The second point of the date, show off your financial resources. 》
Bun holding the grilled chicken skewers in his hand, eating while holding a sign
"Although not every girl worships money, but for the rich lady who looks down on you, you have to show off your financial resources and let her know that as a man, you have the ability to buy her a cup of coffee. In this world, few people who were born in aristocratic families can still drink ordinary beverages without any complaints. The kind of plot that hopes that "I usually go to high-style restaurants, and occasionally go to such a civilian place is good" will come into the mind of the noble lady. Those are novels and musicals, but in real life, I am afraid you will never see the Duke’s daughter accompany you to eat kebabs on the street. Still eating excitedly. 》
The reality is so cruel, Zelens suddenly felt that he was really an extremely naive fool. Love is not a fantasy world, just like in the life of your own assassin, everything is so real. It is full of blood and blood, but you will never feel any romantic place inside.
Yes, this is true.
If you want to successfully capture the hearts of women, then you must follow the truth. Although he didn't want to admit it, he had to admit that today, that idiot did teach himself a lot. Let him have more awareness of his own shortcomings and defects.
"This feels like you have learned something? It's a pity that Ba Ba has more than that. 》
Bun snorted and held up the sign. At this time, the two saw the two sitting at the table through the window. After a while...
"Please wait, I'll go to the bathroom."
The idiot put the yellow paper bag that he had been holding on the table since just now, got up and said--
"You can order first. By the way, I need a cup of original coffee, another vinegar caviar salad, and a slice of baked ham with cheese. You can do whatever you want, I'll be back later."
After speaking, the idiot left Marlene and walked to the restroom of the cafe.
Marlene snorted, and instead of looking at Zelens who had left, she focused her attention on the menu in her hands. After ordering a few familiar items, she handed the menu to the waiter next to her, and began to sit in her place, doing nothing.
"Well, the next step is the highlight. After two "suppression" just now, the dissatisfaction with you in this young lady's heart can be said to be absolutely activated. What do you think she would think when she saw the yellow paper bag that Ba Ba left on the table? 》
Zelens tilted his head and thought for a while, and said, "What else? There can't be anything at all, right? Miss Marlene is not the kind of person who messes through other people's things at all, okay?"
"The words are right. However, what if there is a little revenge in the heart, and at the same time, the wax seal on the yellow paper bag has been destroyed? 》
Zelens was stunned. Under Little Bread's smile, he raised his head and looked at Marlene in the window over there.
During the first period of time, Marlene did not become interested in the yellow paper bag on the table. She looked at the clothing magazine that the waiter handed over to herself, without looking at it.
However, after about five minutes, she felt a little bored, and at the same time she raised her head and looked around, then looked at the yellow paper bag on the table.
At first, she just glanced at it.
But after this sight, her actions could not be stopped.
After another minute or so of hesitation, she finally looked up again and looked around. Then, she quickly picked up the yellow paper bag, opened it, took out the folder in it, and opened it.
"The simple, easy-to-replace folder makes her feel that even after I come out, I can quickly put it back in place. Thus, step by step fell into the trap set by Ba Ba. 》
trap? What trap?
In addition to doubts, Zelens's face was still doubtful, but what made him even more doubtful was Marlene who looked at the file folder, but now he couldn't help showing a surprised expression on his face.
"What's wrong? What's wrong with her???"
Seeing Marlene's expression, no one was even more surprised than Zelens, who quickly grabbed the paprika-soaked hand of Little Bread and shouted loudly.
The bun pulled out his hand and slowly raised the sign-
"There is actually nothing important in it, but a photo of a Tukun in a surrounding town, detailed information, family population, and population of that town, topographic map, partial enlarged map, etc. 》
"As I said before, Miss Marlene knows that you are an assassin. So, what do you think she will have of you after seeing these things? 》
"The mystery of the profession and the slightly dangerous excitement, as well as the image of you as a strong man, immediately flooded her mind. Before, you have never used your own advantages, and I presented them to her all at once. Although this world is very realistic, there are more or less dreams outside of reality. Ba Ba satisfies a little bit of Miss Marlene's dreams, and uses the particularity of the profession to arouse her great interest in you. 》
"Because, the image of traditional assassins in people's minds is often alone in the enemy's battlefield, hiding in the dark, quietly assassinating the target, and then safely back. This kind of advanced and unpredictable career can easily evoke the fantasy of girls. The first thing she remembers when she sees you in the future is not your hemorrhoids or stalker, but that you are a professional assassin. 》
"Then, in that folder, folder a magic train ticket. 》
Marlene took out a ticket, and after looking at it, the look on her face was even more surprised.
"The ticket stub above is at four o'clock this morning, starting from that small town to Fengchusha. In this way, it is tantamount to explaining the reason why Ba Ba was late just now. 》
The bun licked the chili powder on his fingers, and leisurely held a sign
"The final kill, using the unique attraction of dangerous men to girls. For him now, you are a slightly dangerous, mysterious profession, rich in income, strong, loyal to your job, but extremely handsome, giving people a sense of security, which is very in line with Goodsee The family needs, and has somewhat subdued her and suppressed the man. At this point, Ba Ba finally succeeded in completely reversing your image of hemorrhoids and stalker in her mind. And after the reversal, she also improved her favorability for you. At this point, the first-line combat plan has succeeded. 》
Judging from the brush strokes of the little bread, all this seems to be such an understatement.
But for Zelens, who has been chasing Marlene for a year, but she hadn’t even seen her last experience, the past half an hour just seemed like a miracle.
Control psychology, behavior analysis, suggestion, clear knowledge of female psychology, distinguish the difference between reality and fantasy and make good use of it... Oh my God, this is not love at all, it is a complete calculation. The little girl is right. , This is definitely a trap through and through the trap
But... What makes Zelens obey is that this trap is so effective to watch. After reading it, Malin over there quickly stuffed the document into the yellow paper bag and returned it to its place. After that, she stopped reading those fashion magazines, but raised her head and kept looking at the toilet, waiting for something with little hope.
wait?
How long did Zelens Scarlett make Marlene Goodsay look forward to?
This scene that Zelens could only dream of in a dream, is now incomparably clear from reality.
Is this a dream?
No, this is not a dream.
This is a miracle created by a man called a scum, but now equivalent to a "god" to Zelens
A miracle in the history of pick-ups
"Next, you need to play in person for an hour. The bun will support you."
At some point, the idiot suddenly appeared behind Zelens. Zelens was shocked and immediately jumped away. After turning his head, I saw that the idiot was holding the white windbreaker and handed it over, and he himself was still cold and ruthless with that face.
"Idiot...I...I really don't know...how should I thank you..."
Zelens took over the windbreaker and scarf, and was now moved to cry without tears.
"Don't thank you in a hurry. For now, she has just shifted her favorability to you from a negative number to a positive number, but the favorability rating has not broken the table. Next, she will definitely attack some things about your career. These questions , I can’t answer, so I want you to appear on the stage. But, you have to remember. Be calm and don’t show the mentality of wanting to expose your professional life completely when you speak. You must have the meaning of covering up and avoiding. You are right The more mysterious your career is, the faster she will improve your favorability. Remember."
Zelens nodded heavily, and after Bun held up a sign to say "all in my body", he reached out to the idiot for money. The idiot gave this little girl thirty Sura, she jumped up with excitement, and immediately rushed to the coffee shop. And Zelens, after repeatedly thanking the idiot, put on this white windbreaker that hadn't been worn for a long time, put on a scarf, and walked to the coffee shop...
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call………………
Seeing Zelens sitting down at the dining table over there, Marlene began to pretend to stir the black tea while taking the initiative to speak, and the idiot exhaled a long breath. He looked at the time, immediately turned around and rushed towards the statue of Emperor Xian in the center of the square.
Time...too much wasted.
An hour that was originally thought to be enough has now been eliminated more than fifty minutes.
Idiot’s pace is fast, and he rushes to the destination with all his strength, finally, he is
…………Nine o'clock
Five points...
In the spacious central square, there is no longer the figure of the girl in a white coat with the color of the sun. The idiot kept looking around in place, and there were many lovers playing with each other, a family came out to play in harmony, and there were scenes of doctors and nurses in orphanages and nursing homes taking their children swimming in the sea of flowers.
However, among all these figures, there was no figure of that girl...
The idiot gasped, and slowly, his breathing became steady again.
But even if his breathing became stable, everything around him still seemed so flustered.
After another glance around, the idiot finally lowered his head and shook it. Then sighed, turned around, and took a step...
"Oh, I'm sorry, I'm so late, I'm late"
At this moment, a young girl suddenly ran over from the edge of the square anxiously. She was wearing a white coat and a spear of sunlight on her back. Holding a big cotton candy in each hand, she ran over even more panic after seeing the idiot here.
"Ha...ha...ha...ha...Yes...ha...I'm sorry...I...ha...I'm coming...ha...night...ha...ha...
The girl ran up to the idiot, squatting, panting constantly. After all, she raised her head and said again—
"I...want to buy...snacks...so...ha...come late..."
"What makes you late? Obviously... Zhizhizhizhizhizhi"
The little squirrel on Dusky couldn't stand it and wanted to explain something. But at this moment, she tore off the headset from her head and stuffed it into her arms.
Looking at the panting girl, the idiot thought about it, stepped forward, and lifted her shoulders. Afterwards, before An could figure out what was going on, he arched his arms and let An lie directly on his arms and hugged them.
"Ah...ah"
"Take a breath, lie down, and take a break."
The idiot's voice and eyes seem to be so insensible at all times.
"You have a bad heart. Even if it is late, you don't have to run. I will wait for you."
Lying sadly in the arms of the idiot, since the back can be straightened and the feet do not need to support the body, he immediately felt extremely relaxed. She gushed out her breath and let her beating heart slowly ease down. after that……
She blushed, and immediately turned out of the idiot's arms and stuffed a marshmallow into the idiot's hand.
"Eat... eat it? Black sesame flavor..."
The marshmallow in An's hand was slightly pink. She covered her flushed face with the fluffy feathers.
After thinking about this, the idiot finally took over this black snack...V