Vol 4 Chapter 22: , Pepper testimonials
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Demon King Dad
- Pangu Chaos
- 1712 characters
- 2021-03-04 04:41:49
Pepper testimonials
"Boss, these things..."
The idiot walked in and picked up a bag of pickles, but before he could finish his words, the shopkeeper next to him walked over and said with a smile: "Oh, oh! Hello, guest! The things are cheap now! Do you want to buy some?"
"Ah!"
The bread next to him immediately picked up the chili in his hand and threw it directly into the idiot's arms! At the same time, she began to look at the idiot with ecstatic eyes!
However, the idiot glanced at this girl and threw the chili in his arms back to the counter without hesitation. Of course, this action made i Bread suddenly feel sad as if she was about to cry. She sobbed twice, wow, and started crying on the counter next to her.
"The price is very cheap."
The idiot weighed the amount of marinade, and it didn't feel any decrease compared to before.
"Yes, yes, it's really cheap. Would you like to buy some?"
The shop owner rubbed his hands and smiled.
The idiot raised his head and looked at the boss. After a while, he said, "How could the price suddenly drop so much. Wouldn't it be a loss if I sell it like this? Ah, I want one."
"Where is it! How can we lose money? As long as there are customers patronizing, our business can still be very good. Come, customer, give you change. Oh, by the way, this sister seems to like the peppers here. Guest, do you like it? Or I will sell it to you cheaper?"
Bread suddenly raised her head, she rushed forward, grabbed the hand of the shopkeeper, and started crying. The boss couldn't help but feel a little nervous when seeing such a beautiful girl nv suddenly holding his hand. But before he could speak, a middle-aged voice came from behind appropriately.
"You dead old man, what are you doing!"
"Uh...uh? I...I didn't do anything! I...I just...haha...hahaha..."
At the end of the day, the chili that iǎ bread expected was still not available. After the idiot paid the money, he left the shop without hesitation. Although iǎ bread is very nostalgic for the chili inside, she is penniless and can only cry at the moment. She walked out of it and walked away crying.
"Baba Baba!" 》
"woo woo woo woo……"
As he walked, Ibread kept holding this sign and dangling beside the idiot. The idiot ignored it all the way, and continued to walk forward slowly. After seeing that his brand was completely invalid, iǎ bread became even more angry. This girl raised her head, and when she saw the patrolling guard knight coming in front, she immediately unbuttoned a button on her neckline and half took off her clothes on her shoulders. Just when the idiot was taken aback and was about to scold this girl, the girl slammed into his arms, and then yelled.
"Wow ah ah ah ah ah
Naturally, the exclamation drew the attention of the people around, as well as the guards. When iǎ bread saw them coming, she fell to the ground, put on her shoulders in an extremely charming and injured posture, crying while holding up the sign
"help me! This big brother said that as long as I went to eat with him, he would give me pocket money! help me! 》
"Hey! What are you doing over there!"
Seeing a beautiful nv kid lying disheveled in front of a man and crying a little, no matter who reads it, he will think about it, right? Before the idiot could explain anything, the members of the security team over there had already rushed over and separated him from the girl.
"What are you doing? In broad daylight, molesting such an iǎnv boy? You scumbag!"
The idiot shook his head lightly and said, "No, that girl is my nv."
"Wow~~~~!"
"He still called me father! Want to play father nv game with me! 》
"Well, you are a pervert, you are perverted! Come with us!"
I didn't commit a crime, so why should I take a trip? "
"You haven't committed a crime yet? You molested the nv kids... Oh, or the nv students of divine grace! Really, there are more and more people like you recently, are you nv kids who like to wear school uniforms?! "
No, I mean, the best I can say to this girl is to invite her to dinner. Even if my heart is very wretched, I want to take her to the hotel, but now I just want to, and I haven't done it. Do you condemn me just because of my thoughts? "
"But... Damn it!"
"If it is a crime to invite a girl to eat, then how do you let all the boys in this world live? Never invite nv kids out for dinner? Just invite it, it is a crime? Your Majesty has not convicted such a crime, right."
"Well, you guy! You speak well!"
"If you want to arrest me, you can. Please come up with a conclusive charge. However, I can't accept it because I invited this girl to dinner, hoping to play the father's nv game with him as a disturbance. If there is no charge, everyone, please, please That's it."
The members of the security team were speechless, and there was no way. After humming twice, they only urged a few dumbfounded bread, and left sadly.
On the streets, peace was restored again.
Bread bulged his cheeks, looking at the relaxed idiot in front of him. This iǎ girl snorted and raised the sign—
"Baba just can talk, no one can say you anyway! 》
No, I'm not talking about it. Because now, I really plan to play the "father nv game". "
The idiot took a step with a cold face. Seeing this face, iBang's heart was shaken and he immediately took a step back.
"Baba! Baba!"
Girl, you are really getting too much lately. It seems that there is no lesson. You feel that your wings are hard, and you can do whatever you want, right? "
Bread couldn't help shaking all over. She didn't even have time to pull up the clothes on her shoulders, so she turned around and ran! But how could her footsteps be comparable to an idiot? In an instant, this nv kid only felt a pain in his ears! He quickly covered his ears, and was yelled at by the idiot.
"Don't pull your ears! It hurts! 》
"Does it hurt? Only after it hurts did I know the lesson."
"Baba, if you refuse to increase my pocket money like this, I will find those strange uncles who are willing to give me money! 》
"Ah, is it? It seems that your outlook on life is really perfect. It's just that from time to time, it needs more correction."
The idiot pinched the girl's ears mercilessly and walked back. The girl who was hurting along the way screamed, tears streaming out.
"Go, let's go back to play the father's nv game. You call me ‘dad’, and I will treat you like ‘nv’ as you just said.
The idiot dragged the bread, unhappy, but never stopped. Although Bread didn't see any expression from the idiot's face, this girl knew that she really made the idiot angry this time!
What should I do now? What should I do now? ! After going back, I will definitely be punished even I can't even think of it! Now...what should I do? !
"Woohoo! Stupid beep...silly beep!"
Without further ado, I can't care about bread anymore. She softened her feet and lay directly on the ground, letting the idiot pull it. At the moment when the idiot turned her head, she lifted her face with teary eyes, and held up the sign with tears in the corner of her eyes
"Baba is not gentle to me at all! Be gentle with me apricot than with me! I'll give you whatever you want. Doesn't you even want to start? ! 》
The girl began to make trouble unreasonably, and the idiot naturally continued to ignore it and continued to drag her away.
"Apricot is a princess. And you are just a dead girl."
"what the hell! After all, Ba Ba turned out to be a princess! No wonder Sister Walnut and Apricot are held by you, no wonder Sister Mili can't escape your clutches now! Ba Ba is a scumbag! Big pervert! Let me go! 》
Girl, you are still endless. "
The idiot stopped, looked at the bread that was dragged on the ground behind him, and said--
"I said I won't buy you chili, so I will never buy it for you. Even if the price drops now, I won't buy it. If I want, I will use my monthly change to collect it.
Finally, the idiot finally let go of bread ears. Because seeing this iǎ girl's face has been crying into tears, and the grievances overflowing on her face, it must be...I really hurt myself.
"Huh! Baba silly beep!"
Bread held up the sign while holding his ears--
"Anyway, Ba Ba just never treats me well. Ba Ba usually has such a cold appearance, but he also has a knightly feeling in his heart? I was thinking about the princess all day long. When I dream of defeating an enemy, I open my hands and a princess will fall into Ba Ba’s arms, right? 》
The idiot is really helpless now. It seems that there is really something wrong with my education. Think about it carefully, I shouldn't be so indulgent in this girl's hobby when I am. Obviously, this girl is already poisoned by pepper. Just like those who take drugs, once there is no pepper, they will be mad, restless, impulsive and irritable.
However, if this girl puts on chili peppers, she probably has to take half the responsibility. When she was in poverty, her family was poor, and the food was almost tasteless. It’s not surprising that she has such a strong taste. Looking at her iōng part, which is slightly underdeveloped, we can see that the nutrition is really not good...
"Baba is a princess! All day long thinking about the princess falling from the sky! 》
"Baba will only be gentle with other nv kids, and will only bully me for me! 》
"Baba Baba!" 》
Facing this girl who kept raising her placard and yelling like this, the idiot couldn't help but shook his head and sighed. He had to stretch out his hands...
Snapped.
An nv kid fell from the sky and landed in his arms.
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