Chapter 59: Hook up
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Demons Beside You (The Demons Beside Me)
- 汉宝
- 1077 characters
- 2021-01-29 04:59:04
Ethan has tidy up his margins and packed up his shabby appearance.
After packing up, Chen Ye and Yisen accompanied him to the dress shop.
However, the two entered the dress shop, and the clerks looked at them with a distaste.
Of course, this disgust is mainly aimed at Ethan.
"Miss, can you help my friend choose a dress, he has a party tonight."
"Okay, gentlemen, please, gentleman, do you need anything?"
"No, I don't need it."
"Chen, don't you want it? Don't you want to participate too?"
"We are different."
"What's different?"
"I'm handsomer than you."
"..."
Under the guidance of the clerk, Ethan began to try on the dress.
Chen Yan was slightly bored, sitting in the shop, his eyes wandering around.
In the end, Chen Yan's eyes locked on a young and beautiful female clerk with a slender figure wearing loose casual clothes and small shorts on her lower body. I have to say that women working in clothing stores know how to dress and match.
"Miss, may I have your name, please?"
The female clerk smiled politely: "No."
Although the United States is an open-minded country, not everyone is open.
At least this beautiful female clerk doesn't eat the set of Chen Wei, which is obviously a little different from the women Chen Yuan knew before.
"So if I can guess your name, can you have a cup of coffee with me?"
"Try it." The female clerk was obviously not convinced, and Chen Ye could guess her name.
"You're Kris Ackerman?"
"How did you know?"
"It says on your chest."
"Did you often use this trick to deceive other girls?"
"No, I just learned it online and it looks useful."
"Useless."
"Do you want to repent?"
"You didn't guess." Kris said with a smile.
"Do you know where I am?"
"Asian."
"Where in Asia?"
"I don't know, Japan? China? South Korea?"
"China, do you know that the Chinese will have a very special skill?"
"what?"
"Foreknowledge."
"I don't believe in any prophecy in this world."
"No, no, no, but not prophecy."
"Is there any difference?"
"For example, if you write a word or a paragraph on the palm of your hand, I can know it even without eyes."
"I still don't believe it."
"What if I guess? Can you promise me a cup of coffee?"
Chris thought for a while, then nodded, "Yes."
"Let's get started."
"You turn around and don't peek."
Kris watched Chen Huan turn around, so she wrote with her pen in her hand.
"I wrote it, you can guess."
"My name is Chen Ye, you can call me Chen." Chen Ye said with a slight smile.
"I'm not ..." Kris paused for a moment, but then looked at the words on her palm. She wrote, What's your name?
But Chen Yun actually answered this question directly, which made her puzzled.
"How did you know?"
"I said that I would predict."
"I don't believe it, try again."
"it is good."
Chris wrote another paragraph and said, "Okay, you can guess."
"I'm single now."
"You ... can you really predict?"
"Ha ha……"
"You say, are you really predictable?"
"We Chinese have a word, believe it, and believe it, there is nothing. It is like believing in this thing. If you believe in God, then he really exists. If you don't believe in God, then he does not exist."
"I don't need to discuss philosophy with you. My elective courses include philosophy. What I need is the exact answer."
"In the magic world, it is impossible to reveal the secret of magic to others."
"So, are you a magician?"
"No, I'm a doctor. This is my business card. If you need it, you can call me. Most of the time, I'm free."
"you have not answer my question yet."
"Little girl, don't be fooled by him. This guy is a psychic. Maybe there is a soul at your side to help him monitor you."
At this time, Ethan had already come out wearing a dress, Chen Yan's face was dark: "It's ugly, even in the most expensive dress, you still can't hide your sloppy temperament. Miss clerk, I presumably no longer want to waste time on your fat pig. "
The clerk who followed Yisen was indeed a little embarrassed. She was really quite annoying.
Choosing a dress for Ethan was really painful.
Because no matter how good the dress, after being put on by Ethan, it was pulled down a few grades directly.
"Chen, I think you pulled me here to humiliate me." Ethan was furious.
"Okay, okay, it's not that bad, two beautiful women, you say yes." Chen Yan had to coax Yisen.
The female clerk beside Yi Sen smiled awkwardly: "It's okay."
"You see, in fact you look handsome, the ladies at the party tonight will definitely fall for you."
"really?"
"Uh-huh, it's true."
"Well, I can barely believe it."
"How good are you to deceive your friends like this?"
"I'm giving him confidence. If he's not even confident about himself, then the party tonight is absolutely nothing."
"But, even if he has confidence, are you sure he can hook up with a woman?" Kris looked at Chen Yan and asked.
"Probably can go from 0 to 1% success rate."
"If you are not your best friends, you must be the enemy of life and death."
"Kriss, see if we can talk so well, can you give me your phone number, maybe we can have a cup of coffee together."
"Sorry, I already have a boyfriend. We're engaged. My boyfriend doesn't like me drinking coffee with other men."
Chen Huan was disappointed. Women of such a good quality had really been swept by pigs.
Chen Ye could only shrug helplessly, of course, as long as Chen Ye did not get married, all belonged to his target category.
However, this kind of thing is generally difficult to please, and it is too immoral to dig into the corner.
"Handsome guy, I have time. Do you want my phone?" The clerk standing next to Ethan came forward and said.
"Of course, it's my pleasure." Chen Yan is unwilling to come, after all, the clerk is not bad.
Out of the dress shop, Ethan has been complaining that Chen Huan spent no penny and hooked up with a beautiful female clerk.
I spent two hundred dollars to rent the dress, but the clerk still looked at him with disgusting eyes.
"Chen, I want that clerk's phone."
"If you want her phone, speak by yourself instead of asking me." Chen Yan refused mercilessly: "If you don't even have the courage to speak, even if I give you her phone, you I'm afraid I don't have the courage to make this call. "
"Chen, you are carrying so many pets and carrying a toolbox. Are you sure you are going to a party?"
"Putting them in the house, I'm afraid they will tear down the newly renovated home. As for the toolbox ... it is a professional habit."