Chapter 1010: Don't play mahjong with the prophet

Chapter 1010 Don't Play Mahjong with Prophet
　　\"Asshole, I just want to give you a demonstration. Do you think it will be so easy to lose? How can I say that I am also the founder of Mahjong, ah ha ha ha ha~~~~~~~"
　　Finally, in the face of numerous ridiculous laughter, I can only continue to protest weakly.
　　 Damn it.
　　\"It’s all you guys, too close, bad luck affected me."
　　 Swallowing tears of remorse, I turned around, punching into fists, and drilling in the temple holding Fini.
　　\"Woo~~Meow~~~, sorry cousin meow~~~"
Fini, who knew her destiny emperor's fate, couldn't refute to ask for mercy.
　　\"Cough, all in all, it shows that everyone has watched, and everyone has also watched. Even if there is nothing, they are at the same level. Such a game is very fair."
　　\"Is the game fair? You guys have more time than us." Gott Gorilla didn’t know when it was resurrected, he shouted in the crowd.
　　\"No no no, the standard of the boss is not a concern."
　　Malagueby whispered in his ear and whispered in a voice that everyone could hear.
　　\"It turned out to be that way, because the younger brother was a fool, ah ha ha ha~~~~~~~" Gaut seemed to finally realize this big secret and laughed boldly.
　　\"That is, because Boss is a fool, so he doesn't have to be taken into account." Malagueby followed, exaggerated hands on his hips, and raised his head with a smirk.
　　\"Multiple Fire Storms"
　　\"Boom", two pieces of human-shaped coke appeared on the ground and slowly fell to the ground.
　　 This group of bastards, because they are all acquaintances, know each other's roots, so don't they plan to take my elders' majesty at all? I stared fiercely at the other guys who kept laughing, and I showed a helpless look.
　　\"Cough, let me talk about the rules of the game first."
　　After disposing of the two pieces of black charcoal, he turned around and glanced at the adventurers present. If I count them, if the number of people...
　　\"Cousin Meow, not counting you and Velas, there are 24 meows."
　　Fini, as a dog-headed military division, said immediately as soon as I finished counting.
　　\"So..." I looked down and thought.
　　\"24 people randomly divided into 6 groups, each group contested 2 people, and then randomly divided into 3 groups, each group then contested 2 people, so that in the end, 6 people appeared."
　　 In the concentrated eyes of everyone, I said slowly.
\"The last 6 players competed with the seed players, Velas, Sarah, Linya, Little Jasmine, and Cyrus Ekro, the six players, to see which side of the people were all eliminated first , Even who wins."
　　\"Unfair, why should we set up seed players, everyone should be at the same level." Some people protested.
　　\"There are only six girls on our side. Twenty-four adventurers on your side, do you want to bully people?" I glared, and the protests weakened.
　　\"Besides, who made the food you ate these two days? If they strike, you will not even be qualified to compete."
　　After the sentence was finished, the crowd no longer protested.
　　\"President Wu, what about you, don’t you join together, do you want to join in the excitement?" Among the crowd, Oscar's snarled roar.
　　\"Me? Me and you are not at the same level, forget it."
　　 originally thought that telling such a big truth would be ridiculed again by those guys who only knew envy, jealousy and hatred, but did not expect it to be approved by all.
　　\"Yeah, indeed it is not a grade."
　　\"Even if you are cheeky and hard, you won’t be interested in winning."
From the crowd, there were such comments that made me feel subtle and uncomfortable. Did this group of guys misunderstand something? I mean, your strength is not a level with me, really Did you understand me?
For the show on the day of God's birthday, I had already asked the Masters Guild to make dozens of mahjongs, so it was not a problem to cope with this game. The table was placed, the mahjong was built, and the big empty space at the door of the house immediately crackled. The vocals burst into flames.
　　\"Cyrus, Alcor~~~~~"
　　Seeing that everyone draws themselves, four people sit down and play together. I nodded and quietly shouted two baby girls to my side.
　　\"It’s up to you to wait, and give my dad all those guys who made our family smoke."
　　The knife was across the neck, and I said to them with a smile.
Veras is unreliable, she is too kind, not suitable for playing mahjong, Sarah's mind reading, it is easy to see what the other is thinking, Linya and Princess Sanwu are clever, so the skill of the three Not bad, but even in this way, it is not insurable. With the two of Cyrus and Ecole, it is foolproof.
　　 That's right, when the two little princesses were sitting on the same table, the group of beginners in front of them didn't want to win them.
　　\"Leave it to me and Sirius, hee hee." Ai Kelu patted her chest confidently.
　　\"Sirus listens to Dad." The shy sister looked at me and nodded firmly.
　　叽~~~~~~~~
　　 Then, the two little princesses looked at me with a fixed gaze, and their wet and bright eyes clearly revealed a message asking for rewards from me.
　　\"I really have no way to take you." I glanced around, and I kissed them on their fragrant faces.
　　\"Dad, stingy." Ecolu wrinkled his nose at me.
　　\"呜啊~~~"
　　Cyrus held two small fists nervously, with a trace of disappointment in shyness.
　　 I fled in the wilderness.
I glanced around, there were crackling sounds of mahjong, occasionally mixed with the wailing of the guy who made the wrong card, or the smug laugh of the guy who touched the good card, everyone is a beginner, and the degree of playing cards is relatively slow, The attentive staring of the cards in his hand seems to contain unknown secrets in every card.
　　I don't think the top six will be able to compete in the first half, and I feel bored.
　　 Anyway, there is still mahjong left. Simply open a VIP table. Let me teach you these guys how to play mahjong.
　　I just do it when I think about it. I glanced at it, looking for someone who was free.
　　Velas... Uh, forget it, am I like the kind of villain who bullies good girls?
　　 Sarah... It's even worse to bully Lori.
　　Linya and Sanwu Princess...... The challenge is a little bit more difficult, let's give up.
The pair of black and white Lolita style dresses, seemingly easy to deal with the pure and lovely little princess... Don’t be deceived by their own eyes, they are the final ss in the cute skin, even in front of the twins’ spiritual connection, even if it is The men of Guoshiwushuang also want to worship.
　　 Finally, there is Aunt Lisa... uh, I always feel very dangerous.
At last……
　　I, I don’t know when Gott, Resurrection, and Fanny, who resurrected, made up a table.
　　Woohu~~~~~
　　 A bleak cool wind blew through four dull faces in the southeast, northwest.
　　Why... why is there suddenly thinking \"Maybe this table is the best combination in the world" such ridiculous idea? I'm a man hailed as a warrior, how can I compare it with the three fools in front of me + tragedy?
　　 Wu Fan, you have to hold back, you can't vomit yourself
\"Always felt……"
　　Gott shook his pale face, his eyes were blind.
　　\"Do you always feel that many compassionate eyes are thrown around me, is it my illusion?"
　　\"I feel it too, and these eyes still seem to be very pleased to say: You guys have finally found a suitable destination." Malague was not as good as the dead fish-like complexion.
　　\"Meow, so far I have never played a card once, and suddenly felt that this time I might be able to open a record meow."
　　 is Fini, very optimistic, with a charming and strong smile on her face, which makes people feel moved and loving.
　　\"Forget it, it’s better than waiting for boredom, thank you very much, you guys, my unparalleled man of the country, but I am down to honor and play with you."
　　 grumbled unwillingly, and the four of them shuffled their cards.
　　\"We don’t need to be eliminated from this table, what should we do?" Gott asked suddenly, not seeing the gambling of this orangutan is not small.
　　\"Since the Gote orangutan came up, let me explain."
　　\"Please call me Gault Knight." Gott's face protested.
　　\"Well, how about a compromise called the orangutan knight?"
　　\"Hey, can this kind of thing be compromised?"
　　\"Why not, you see, I call you the Gothic Orangutan, you say you are the Gothic Knight, and if the two names are divided, you can get the same two words of Gothic, leaving the Orangutan Knight."
　　\"It seems a little reasonable, but there seems to be something wrong." Gott pinched his chin and thought.
　　\"Don't you even know how to divide, puff puff, no, are you really a fool?" I laughed.
\"Who... who said it, of course I know, I have known this kind of thing for a long time, you are right, my real name is the orangutan knight, really you can guess it, hahaha~~~ ~~~"
　　Gott laughed panicly.
　　Malagueby: \"......"
　　 Fini: \"......"
　　 Everyone: \"......"
　　Sister Lina covered her face.
　　\"Well, following the topic just now, even this silly orangutan came up with it, then make some exciting bets."
　　\"I protest" Gaut raised his hand.
　　\"Although I don’t know what is going on, it seems that something has been neglected. It seems that something that has just been discussed is neglected."
　　\"Protest is invalid."
　　 I turned my head and said to the three people one by one.
　　\"Since you want to play, let’s play exciting-undressing mahjong"
　　\"What?" The three were shocked.
　　\"It's very simple, the loser, take off one piece of clothing, that's it."
　　 I shook my finger and said, Anyway, everyone is a man, and you don’t need to mind if you undress...
　　\"Cousin Meow~~~~~~"
　　Fearing that I would forcibly peel off her clothes, Phoenicia's two small hands clasped tightly on her chest tied with a bow-tie satin ribbon, shrinking her petite body, and looked at me with pitiful eyes in tears.
　　\"……"
　　 Almost forgot, there is only a pseudo-mother...
　　\"Van...Van Elder, even if you are Fini’s cousin, you can not... allow you to bully Master Fini like this"
Fanni fans, who don't know where they came from, burst into anger with both eyes and said to me.
　　I said, it would be better to wipe off the nosebleed on the face before the justice and awesome words.
　　\"Asshole, this is a rare opportunity"
　　I haven't spoken yet, this fan was hit by another fan with a sharp straight punch and knocked to the ground.
　　\"Shut up, you beast, you are not qualified to follow Master Fanny."
　　 The third fan who came with him knocked down the second.
　　\"What’s wrong with a man, don’t tell me you haven’t fantasized about doing that kind of thing with Master Fanny"
fourth place……
　　\"Anyone who desecrates Master Fanny should be damned"
　　\"I really want to see it, I really want to see the appearance of Luo Yi's half-solution when Master Fanny took off her clothes in shame, oh oh oh, just thinking about the nose bleeding, no one can stop me."
Unconsciously, Fanny's fan party was all gathered and divided into two groups to wrestle with each other.
　　\"You guys are so noisy, call me to get away"
Sister Lina threw a fireball in a rage, the explosion rang, and fans of Fini brought a thick and deep grudge, and finally looked at Fini with a hungry look, and they were in the flames. Flew out.
　　\"It turned out to be like this."
　　I don't know why, I don't know why at all, Gaut seems to know something, and suddenly stands up proudly, pulling his chest to the sides, revealing strong muscles.
　　\"Why is it so troublesome to take off clothes, streaking is my strong puff..."
　　 As a result, Sister Lina, who was still angry, waved smoothly, and even Gote blew up together.
　　\"What should I do? There are no more people."
　　 Fini seemed relieved, and the small hand holding her chest was also released.
　　\"It’s okay, look at me."
　　 glanced around, and my eyes caught a swaying golden figure.
\"That one……"
　　Malagueby raised his hand in a low voice.
　　\"Did you say... We are going to play mahjong with a dog?" His dull gaze fell on the arrogant dog shook his head.
　　 Leiona: \"Gah oh, ah~~~" Stupid human, do you dare to underestimate Princess Ben? )
　　\"Look, it is calling you a stupid human being."
　　\"No, it's you who scolded, obviously you are scolding."
I:\"……"
　　Why is it true that no one wants to believe it?
　　\"To sum up, let’s not talk about others, how does it draw cards..."
Before the words were finished, Malagubi showed a look, only to see the dead dog stick out his furry paws, put it on the card lightly, and mention it, it was easy to draw four cards. "Get up.
　　\"I... I must haven’t slept well last night, dazzled." He started rubbing his eyes desperately.
　　\"It’s a guy who lacks dreams."
　　\"No, anyone will be surprised to see this strange thing."
　　\"Are you insulting more than one billion people all over the world? [BEEP] Dream audience IQ?"
　　\"No, I don’t mean that, so much to say [beep] who the dream is, bastard"
After a meaningless quarrel, Malagueby finally succumbed to the fact that he played mahjong with the dog. As for Fini, when she was the predecessor of Phoenix, she had already seen the ability of dead dogs, so Seeing it again, she was quite a breeze, and even regarded the dead dog as a rival.
The game starts now
　　 The bookmaker is Malagueby.
　　\"中."
　　\"Gah. This Princess touches"
　　In Malagueby's unbelievably large bull's eye, the dead dog touched his first card.
　　 The game continues.
　　\"Sanjo."
　　\"Princess Ga Oh Ben Hu")
　　Oh, Malagueby fired.
\"No no no no----------"
　　Malagueby froze for a moment, and immediately made a terrible cry.
　　\"I actually lost to a dog, I actually lost to a dog..."
　　 The head kept knocking at a large tree nearby. It took more than ten minutes for Malaby to cheer up again, took off his coat, and threw it on the ground. His eyes ignited his fighting spirit.
second round
　　\"Huhu, haha~~~~" Malagueby stared at me.
　　\"It’s just that I just started to warm up, and I’m proud of you."
　　 I looked at Malaguey with disdain. This kind of ecstatic guy often loses his underwear.
　　\"Let’s talk nonsense, take it off quickly." Malagaby, who was in the second time, could not wait to enjoy the results.
　　\"The current child..."
　　 I shook my head and took off my cloak.
　　Why do you want to make a special statement that \"take off one piece"? Because there are still many pieces inside.
　　 Seeing that I took off a cloak, the cloak was still wearing inside, Malagueby suddenly spit out old blood.
　　\"Van Boss, you are cheating." He pointed at me angrily.
　　\"Who said, I usually wear it like this, otherwise you think, why every adventurer wears a cloak, only to give me the title of cloak man."
　　 With a high gaze, looking down at Malagobi, whose teeth were dancing like ants at the feet, I made a disdainful nasal sound, and gently shook my index finger at him and gently spit out.
　　\"Not all milk is called Trensu."
　　\"Asshole, if that is the case, then I want it too." Malagueby yelled, and quickly put all his Paladins on, quickly turning into a steel knight.
　　\"You are called cheating." The black line on my face.
　　\"No, for me, this is the battlefield, so wearing equipment is a must."
　　Malagobe was rare and clever once, and found a reasonably reasonable excuse. Seeing no objections from everyone, I shrugged helplessly.
　　Forget it, anyway, there are eight layers of his cloak, including the scarves and gloves they woven for themselves, and who is afraid of who.
　　 Third round...
　　\"Hu"
　　 As soon as my eyes lit up, I caught Fini out of the palm of my hand.
　　Hum, although it is not a warrior, but a good beginning is also necessary.
　　\"Meow~~~"
　　 Fanny lowered her head in frustration, thought for a moment, and untied a ribbon on the maid's suit.
　　 Let me go, is that okay?
Maragbi and I stared at Fini in astonishment. In order to attract guests, the owner of the Greenwood Bar made a gorgeous maid dress for Fini, with exquisite lace dress, limbs, waist, back, and long On the top, they are tied with light ribbons, as well as a large number of small ornaments, bracelets, anklets, and cat neck bells that I forced her to wear when they were in the fortress, so that when she walked There will be a pleasant sound of jingle bells.
　　 In this way, perhaps Fini is considered "fully armed".
　　 Fourth round
　　\"Gah"
　　 Suddenly, the dead dog who touched a card cried out with joy.
　　Self?
　　Malagueby and I looked at each other and reached a consensus.
　　 Can't let this dead dog go arrogant.
Then at the next moment, the hand of Malagubi sitting at the home of the dead dog silently swiped, stole a card from the dead dog, and then under the table, his wrist flicked and passed to my right hand at the home. On the top, the right hand flicked, and it was thrown into the cuff of the left hand accurately, and then pinched his card to make a casual look.
　　I always feel that... doing such a thing is so empty, why do we have to cheat a dog?
　　 A series of movements were silent and completed in one go, coupled with the dangling little eyes of the dead dog, and was blocked by many golden retrievers. There was no small movements between me and Malabubi, and I was proud of the card.
　　\"Frequent harmony, fraudulent harmony."
　　Malagueby was gloating and dancing.
　　\"Gah"
　　 Dead dog rubbed his dog's eyes with humanity, and sighed in shock, then put his suspicious eyes on Malagueby. Obviously, he was suspicious of the other party, and it seems that he will not be so good next time.
　　 But the next question arises, how can a dead dog be taken off?
In our gaze, the dead dog screamed triumphantly, and pulled out a Jingba curl on his body.The thin golden curl was pinched in his paws and placed in front of his mouth. Blow gently and be provocative.
　　 looked at the dead dog covered in hair, and Malagueby and I fell to the ground.
　　 There is a mountain and a mountain high, it turns out that the most shameful is this Pekingese dog
　　\"Oh, oh, everyone seems to be playing some interesting games, can I see my wife too?"
In the heat of the sky, Akara actually came, followed by Lena, and the white wolf, this dead sister controlled.Since she had never been to the camp, she has been following Lena coldly, like a bodyguard. Similarly, vigilant that any man abducted his baby sister, I have no chance to speak with Lena.
　　\"Oh, is it mahjong?"
　　The elders of the league are coming. Naturally, no one dared not to sell face, and everyone greeted respectfully, let Akara see the game we are playing.
　　 Soon, Akara understood the rules and gameplay, pondered for a moment, and suddenly turned around, smiling at Lena behind him kindly.
　　\"Lena, this is Wu Ming’s game, don’t you try it?"
\"This one……"
　　 Akara deserves to be an old fox, who knows how to grasp the weakness of human nature. Lina, who had no interest in this gambling game, was obviously attracted by the phrase [Wu Ming's game] and hesitated.
　　\"It takes four people to play..."
　　\"It’s okay. It’s okay to find three more."
　　 Akara nodded with a smile, not knowing how to deliver the order, and soon, three women in plain nun robes walked from a distance, to see their dress and momentum, turned out to be a mysterious prophet.
　　 So, plus one Lena, four foretellers made up another table beside us. After learning the rules and gameplay, the game started.
　　\"That, cousin meow..."
　　 After a while, Fini played the cards stiffly like a rusty robot.
　　\"Yes... is there anything? My dear cousin."
　　 is also a stiff movement, shaking his hand to pinch a card in the palm of his hand, then clicks, as if the power is off, this hand can not move for a long time.
　　 pressure, a heavy pressure makes the three of us a dog, almost breathless.
　　 seems to be in a space where the air solidifies, and every move of an action requires tens of millions of times more strength and will than usual. In just a moment, everyone sweats like rain, and an overwhelming wailing sounds.
　　 This extremely heavy pressure came from the table of the prophet less than five meters away from us.
　　\"It seems that this round will be a draw again."
　　 An older nun oracle predictor sounded, gently put down the card in his hand, and said to the other three with a smile.
　　 Two other predictors also reacted in a moment, nodding with a smile.
　　 And Lena closed her eyes and pondered for a while before opening her eyes, revealing a quiet and pleasant smile.
　　\"It seems that I still have a lot to learn."
　　\"Where, the progress of Sister Lena, has made us stunned..."
　　 They put down the cards in their hands. When they said these words, there were only a dozen cards in the center of the table, and nearly four-fifths of the cards were still neatly arranged, and they did not move.
　　Thorn...Thorn...
The invisible pressure from there, like a compressor, compresses the body of the three people and the dog on our side to become smaller and smaller, and the conversation of harmony is more like a arrow through the heart, and the body we shoot is endless. .
　　\"Watch... Cousin~~~~"
　　 The ground seemed to shake suddenly, and Fanny groaned, and the Malague in armor was more embarrassed and drilled straight under the table, daring not to see anyone.
　　 looked back and saw that the position of Lena's table seemed to rise from our eyes, forming a cylindrical platform, which was continuously raised up to the sky.
　　 On the towering platform column, four golden bright words shining past, shone the gloomy sky into bright snow, squinting carefully, the above was engraved with -
　　Bird God Hegemony
　　 The ground is still shaking violently, the column is still rising, no...no
It's the ground where we are, and began to descend, with the terrible degree of losing gravity, as if riding on the elevator directly to the abyss of the ground, descending to the bottomless hell, the surrounding became dark, and the only sky above the head gradually became The white spots disappear.
Click, a tattered wooden plaque that doesn't know where it was originally hung, fell off the top of my head, and hit me on the head, picked it up and looked at it, with a line of tadpoles written on it. Ban Mahjong Hall.
I:\"……"
　　 Fini: \"......"
　　 Dead dog: \"......"
　　Malagueby: \"......"
　　 oh oh oh oh this is definitely not true, jerk
　　Are we just preschool classes?
　　 And it's never ending
　　 Could even the possibility of promotion be rejected?
　　\"It seems that this game called Mahjong is a good exercise game for the predictor." Standing nearby, Akara, who looked at this scene with a smile, said to herself.
　　……
　　 In the evening, just before the sun went down, the mahjong game, which lasted a full day, finally came to an end.
After deciding on six people, the final victory match was played in 2Vs2 mode, that is to say, we have two people on the side, two people on the opposite side, whoever loses will leave the field, and the next one will take over until the other side only If there is only one person left and no one can take over, it will be lost.
This is a rule made entirely for the strength of Cyrus and Ecole.In the end, the two defeated the other five, and the last one left only one breath, and the winning chips in their hands piled up into a hill. , As a relay player, Velas, Sarah, Linya and Princess Sanwu had no chance at all...
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