Chapter 1105: Straw skirt girl warrior, beep~~~

Chapter 1105: The Hula Girl Warrior, Beep~~~
"What's going on? What about the two of you? Don't get excited, just talk about it."
As soon as I heard it, there seemed to be a slight hidden feeling in the middle, the heart of gossip... Oh no, suddenly, this fiery heart of justice in the heart, caring for the people's livelihood, paying attention to the people's will, and the enthusiasm for the people, burning.
"Ah, no, I just remember now. I have done half of the experiment, so I have to hurry back home."
Farah's old man was shocked, turned around and left, but unexpectedly stretched out a long and a short two hands behind his back, pulling his mage's robe.
"Why, I have done something wrong, so I dare not prove it in public."
Mu Xiaodong melon, the owner of small short hands covered with muscular bumps, sneered again and again.
"Old Farah, it's not me who said you..."
The dignity of my face is bitter.
"If you don't go back now, the experiment may not explode, but once you go back, you will definitely explode."
"what did you say?"
The old Farah immediately blew his beard and glared.
Am I wrong, Mr. Blast Master?
"Okay, just talk, who is afraid of who." The old man cast his heart across, and cast his fearless gaze boldly.
"It's not good here, let's change places."
Looking at the station, there were more and more people around, and I whispered that it wasn't for me to think about the face of these two old men. They didn't lose their faces and they had nothing to do with me. It was just a serious obstruction of traffic.
In addition to the great elders of the dwarf tribe and the accompanying dwarves, the old man Farah and the mu dwarf melon finally confronted each other. My elder responsible for welcoming was a temporary guest official.
"Cough, Mu Xiao... Muradin, you talk about it first, what happened after that?"
I nodded to Dwarf Winter Melon first, let him continue to send the topic at that time, and continue to talk.
"The elf square, I apologized to the old guy the next day."
Mu Xiaodonggua seemed to recall something unbearable, red eyes, staring at the old man Farah opposite.
"This old man took the opportunity to blackmail."
"Oh?"
I seem to imagine that when the league's first stingy meets the dwarf's first stingy, that kind of missed collision picture.
"In the end, I also knew that I had done something wrong, so I took a step back and discussed it well. After the wedding ceremony between you and the elf queen, I would deal privately to understand this matter."
"You backed off"
The old man Farah yelled: "I just blackmailed fifty perfect gems. Guess what the old man said at the time? Fifty perfect gems were not there. Fifty cracked gems would be taken. You said I wouldn't beat them. Is he worthy of the alliance?"
"No, the Alliance has long been sorry for you"
I quickly slapped the gavel (?) in my hand. This stupid old man's big dog gall is not unusual for him to lose the Union's face. Now it's a matter of himself. Instead, he rubs his nose on the face and raises the Union's banner.
"Wu Xiaozi, one thing is one thing, do you want to favor this dwarf melon?"
Farah's old man was injured, but Mu Dwarf was proud.
"Nothing like this, I'm just talking about the matter, who will let you don't accumulate character." I coughed several times and announced to continue.
"As a result, how was the final discussion?"
"After some bargaining, in the end, I negotiated with this old guy. Fifty complete gemstones, this thing was supposed to have never happened."
"Is that right?"
I set my sights on the old man Farah. With the virtue of this miser, what's the price for it?
"Hey, hello, do you want to confuse the past, don't you still have ten pieces of dark gold equipment with at least level 60 or above?"
The old man Farah is old and can't remember the old, and immediately glared at the words.
"Cough cough, it seems that there is still such a thing." Mu Xiaodonggua's eyes rustled, seeming to whisper secretly, nodded helplessly.
It seems that this old man is not honest, so be careful.
I secretly squeezed a sweat, and now I remember that what I am facing may be this dark continent, the most stingy, the most stingy, the most cunning, the most shameless two mice. At this moment, Rogge is the third stingy. I couldn't help but shudder.
"But the material is for you."
"I know this, you don't have to be lazy, if you hear that, Wu Xiaozi, you have to remember it."
Old Farah stared at me nervously.
"Oh, is it? I'll try my best, but you know, I don't have a good memory."
With a crooked head, I smiled like a fool running carefree on the street.
"You kid~~~~"
Farah's old man's beard trembles, and finally he has to succumb to N Wei and makes a gesture.
Good deal.
I returned a gesture that only the elders of the alliance could understand. We were not greedy, but the opposite was Roger’s first stingy. It’s rare to be able to pick a bit out of the finger of this old man. reason.
"Are you guys doing anything small?"
Seeing me and the old man Farah "browing", Mu Xiaodonggua suddenly became suspicious.
"Nothing like this, I'm not that kind of person." I quickly sat down.
"Now that the two of you have negotiated, why did you want to beat you to death when you first met?"
Then, I looked at them in confusion. Is there still a case in progress?
"I just want to expose the old man's mean behavior"
Mu Xiaodonggua heard the words and couldn't be more suspicious. I had just secretly traded with Farah, and the flames ignited with a snap of eyes.
"On the day of the appointment, we met at the bar and then traded..."
After a pause, it seemed that something intolerable happened behind him, and the muscles of the old man's body tremble violently, and then he pointed at Farah angrily.
"This old thing, since taking the opportunity to drunk me, burned my beard"
"What what?" I widened my eyes and looked at Mu Xiaodonggua, looking left and right...
"I said old Mu, isn't your beard still?"
Pointing at the thick dwarf beard of his jaw, I looked at the other side suspiciously. Please look in the mirror before speaking.
"You don't know, our dwarf's beard grows fast, although it has been burned a lot, but now it is growing back, but if you look carefully, it is a little shorter than the last time you were in the elven clan."
When I looked closely, it seemed that there was such a thing. When the elves were born, the thick beard was already drooping on the beer belly of this winter melon, but now it is only as long as the chest. If he doesn’t say it, I thought it was trim It's over.
At the same time, I am very sure that I am going to confirm that it is no wonder that the dwarves are not tall, and the original nutrition is all going to the beard, otherwise who can tell me how long it can grow out in less than a year. Such a big mop is like a thick beard.
"Old man Farah, does this matter?"
I glanced back at the old rogue-looking old man with a whistle, eyes fluttering, and a pair of old rogues who did the wrong thing but didn't want to admit it.
"It's just burning a little bit." Seeing that he couldn't resist, the old man showed a sad expression.
"And didn't it grow quickly? Nothing was lost."
"What are you talking about? You old thing, just talking nonsense, right?" Mu Xiaodonggua suddenly glared.
"It's not that I don't know the importance of beards to our dwarves, just like people have to wear clothes, the beards are burnt like that, but I hid in the mountains and dared not come out to meet people for months."
"Shut up, who made you this old melon, when it should be thick, it is not thick, but when it is not thick, it can't be worn by magic. If it is you, you can dance on the street without clothes. So it doesn’t matter what the beard is."
"Mr. Wu, don't stop me, I will use a hammer to make this old thing into meat sauce."
Muradin jumped up like a spring, his teeth plucked toward Fara, and I was caught in midair.
"Calm, calm, old Mu, killing this guy is nothing more than polluting the land, it won't help."
To put it bluntly, Mu Xiaodong melon stopped and stared at the other party.
"What are you qualified to say me, those fifty gems, you give me those fifty gems, don't say you don't know what it is." The old man Farah was also hot.
"Really? Isn't it just some normal gems?" Muradin's turn whistled.
"After taking it back, within two days, it became fifty stones"
"Are you sure that you accidentally ran out of gemstone energy?"
"Don’t underestimate our mage guild bastards, or let other mage to study your [gems] what is it?"
"Hey~~~~"
Seeing that the flickers weren't over, Mu Xiaodonggua gave a smug laugh.
"This is retribution. I had expected that you old guy would make small moves, so I was happy. That's the real fifty jewels. But I spent all day and night to get that effect."
"Don't do that superfluous thing. Wouldn't the obediently give fifty jewels at first? Isn't it right to sue the other person right now? Do you feel bad when you are idle?"
Listening to it, I couldn't help but slap the gavel again (?), shouting loudly, how much hatred is it that would do this stupid thing that hurts both sides.
"One more point, I haven't finished yet"
Mu Xiaodonggua suddenly stood up with a whimper, and the momentum seemed to be saying, "I'm just going to talk about business now."
"When the old man burned my beard, when I woke up, I found that my clothes had become a straw skirt
Muradin pointed furiously at Farah.
"So, I have reason to believe... No, I'm sure that this guy must want to do the same thing in Elven Plaza, take my look, take a picture of it with memory crystal, and release it on God's birthday."
"..."
I looked at the old man Farah in shock, but I couldn't see it. This guy was also very malicious. He even wanted to take the money, and then used the same means to retaliate Mu Dwarf melon, and it was still on a grander birthday.
Then, I carefully sketched the picture of Mu Xiaodong Melon after wearing the straw skirt.
First, imagine a round gourd, and then, on this gourd, add a rumpled old face, covered with charcoal smoked red and black traces, and a large beard, continue to outline the stubby Limbs, and finally, put a straw skirt on the belly button of the winter melon. The limbs and waist are soft noodles, writhing, writhing...
I:"……"
Poo poo, oh my god, why is there a disgusting and weird laugh, but it feels strangely suitable, the old man Farah is definitely a wonderful flower in the clothing industry.
"Nothing like that, I just think that straw skirt is very suitable for you, just show it to you."
When I held back the smile like a twisted belly, the old man Farah turned his head away.
"Who did you cheat, just because of your peeiness, can you go to Maokeng without stealing shit?"
"You can say what you love, there is no guarantee."
Farah simply shouted, I said no, no, how can you take me?
"Very well, I knew you would say that. It seems that I must go to Akara to talk about it. Her prophecy will surely find something."
Muradin was also not a bully, and he immediately had an idea when he changed his mind.
"The grievances of the two of us, what happened to Akara." Farah's eyelids jumped, not as calm as before.
"Afraid of something, everyone will die together." Muradin's expression was majestic.
"Okay, I'm afraid of you, but it's not that easy if you want me to hand it over like this."
Fara bit his teeth, flipped his hand and took out a memory crystal, playing with it in his hand, let Muradin's eyes follow the crystal up and down, moving left and right.
"Cough, would you like to listen to me?"
Seeing that the atmosphere was about to become violent, I coughed several times and inserted the dialogue.
"I have a suggestion. Let’s do that. The fifty complete gems and the ten pieces of dark gold equipment are promised. Old Mu, you will redeem the old Fara, and the old Fara will return the memory crystal to the old Mu. how about it?"
"Then my beard was burned in vain? In the mountains for a few months, I hid in vain?" Muradin's face was unhappy.
"Are you willing to hide in the mountains for a few months, or do you want to become famous on your birthday?"
I pointed at the Nunu mouth of the memory crystal in the hands of the old Farah, and signaled the dwarf melon. Now the situation is stronger than people. People can care about your fifty gems and ten pieces of dark gold equipment, but you can care about the day of God. Is the dress of the straw skirt made public? Now it's your turn to be stingy.
Muradin thought for a moment, and finally bowed his head in succumb, clenching his teeth, and he popped out of the teeth.
"Okay, I'll just change it."
"I thought about it, and I still think that five hundred complete gems are more suitable." Farah's old hair used fire and robbery skills.
"Mean, if you are not greedy enough, I will ask Grandma Akara to complain."
I immediately pulled out the Akara Forbidden Magic Wand, Farah's skills were interrupted, and I fell silent.
In the end, Mu Dwarf Melon handed me a bag of intact gems, and the old man Farah also gave me the memory crystal in his hand.
I counted the number of gems in it. After confirming that it was fifty, according to the original agreement, I handed a sheep and handed it to Farah. The old man obviously had insufficient trust in me. After taking it, I immediately counted it in again. , Forty-nine are correct, only to show a happy and distressed expression.
"This memory crystal, or confirm it."
I squinted and played with the memory crystal in my hand, obviously with some kind of ulterior motive, I suggest.
"No, wait for me to confirm it by myself."
Mu Xiaodong's face panicked, shaking his head like a rattle.
"Is that true? Are you sure you want to check it by yourself? In case the old Fara fooled you, it wasn't the real one you gave, you would be too late to go back and ask him to settle the bills, and even then I won't be able to testify for you. "
"Yes yeah, old melon, aren't you afraid that I lied to you?" Fara immediately nodded like a chicken.
"This one……"
"Anyway, there are only three people here. You will destroy the memory crystal by then, don't you die without proof?" I took another strong medicine.
"Okay...Okay, but I'm done. After reading it, I can't say it." Muradin hesitated for a moment, and finally nodded with difficulty.
Then, I immediately activated the memory crystal.
"Dwarf~~Transformed, Dwarf Hula Girl Warrior~~~~"
As the stimulating music sounded, Muradin, like a sleepwalker, gurgled in circles, and then [elegantly] lifted the magic wand high in his hand, a flash of gorgeous visual effects flashed over, and his clothes had been changed. It became a straw skirt.
"What's the matter? I'm obviously asleep." Muradin's first Buddha ascended to heaven, and the second Buddha was born.
"Magic, what a good thing." Farah looked at his work and narrowed his eyes in satisfaction.
In this world, there is also a magical skill called telekinesis. Even if you fall asleep, you can still manipulate the body to make various postures. Old Mu, you are still too tender.
I looked at Muradin with a high eye.
In other words, this dubbing is a bit like Fanny, is it my illusion?
"Demons die, watch me defend justice, save the devil muscles of the mainland, grass skirt girl warrior Xiao Mumu's trick-grass skirt~~~~~ [BEEP]"
In the video ~EbookFREE.me~ accompanied by a series of cute moves that make the stomach upset, then, compared to the v-shaped victory gesture across the eyelids, Muradin’s eyes blinked at the audience [feeting], A big red heart burst out, and then he burst into anger, shooting two white unknown rays straight from inside.
At this point, the image beeped and ended. It looked like the person who was filming. He was misunderstood by these two dead lights and was harmonized.
, Devil muscle man, grass skirt girl warrior Xiao Mumu, grass skirt ~~~ [beep], poo poo, so disgusting, no good, this is disgusting bastard
I was laughing and rolling on the ground.
"Fara old man"
Muradin looked back stiffly, and then his face became like a evil spirit, and his body exuded a black demon.
"The inspection is correct, I'm going first."
Farah saw that things weren't going well and swam away.
A group is full and closed.