Chapter 184: 23 things about God's birthday

If someone tells me that it was an alien attacking the dark continent, or a satellite artillery space attack, or even a terrorist human bomb, or a Rog resident rebellion, I would have no doubt at all. [m]
Even if I have only stayed here for two years, I know that the entire Master Guild has been infamous under the leadership of Farah. It seems that it is exaggerated to describe it with sky-rage, but at least it is the level of everyone shouting. .
Especially as the culprit of Farah, I guess if I can make a wish, nine out of ten Rogge residents will pray to be able to hang this boring old mage naked on the highest sentry tower in Rogge camp for three days. Three nights, so that they can live a quiet life for a few days.
Therefore, the pressure I was surprised was not that the Mages Guild suddenly turned into ruins. In my heart, this is just something that will happen sooner or later. It is not the insurmountable rebellion of the Rog residents, or the gang of research madmen in the Magistrates Association. Play collective self-exploitation.
What I am wary of is the unusual atmosphere around me, especially the passerby's clear-hearted, even accustomed attitude, as if to say: "What are you surprised by! The aliens are attacking!" Isn’t it normal for the Dark Continent? There are always so many times a day, just get used to it."
　　　　\"Guru-----"
　　　　 I swallowed hard, and my stiff pace took the first step forward. It is useless to think outside without thinking. The best way to solve the puzzle is to go inside and explore.
　　　　\"Oufan, do you really want to go in?"
　　　　 Alice's crying voice echoed in my heart, and the courageous alternate saint seemed to be very troubled by this near-psychological situation.
　　　　\"Say... what stupid things to say. This... what’s so scary about it, I still want to go back... go home and sleep."
　　　　 I pretended to disdain to the little ghost.
　　　　\"Wow!! Why do you think your voice is shaking?"
　　　　 didn't know anything about the worldly little ghost.
　　　　\"Toothache!" I froze two words out of my teeth.
　　　　\"Woo..."
　　　　Feeling the killing intention in my words, Xiaoyou finally closed her mouth obediently.
　　　　Unexpectedly, I thought I had to play hide-and-seek for a while to catch a few masterminds. I didn't expect how far I walked. A familiar figure appeared in front of the door where several tents were connected.
　　　　 surprises me even more, this familiar figure is not a member of the Mage Guild. It was Kasha, the first drunkard and soldier at Camp Roger.
　　　　She is lifting Erlang's legs. In front of it is a long black wooden table, which looks like a profiteer waiting for a white wolf with a white glove hooked to the fat sheep.
Seeing me, she raised her head, raised her burgundy shoulders, and showed me a self-considered smile, but it looked more like a wolf staring at Little Red Riding Hood, and then exaggerated Yang said loudly.
　　　　\"Yo, isn’t this Elder Wu Fan, the first warrior of our Rog camp? I didn’t expect the first guest...cough..."
　　　　 Halfway through. She seemed to realize that she was missing her mouth, hurriedly stopped the car, and her chattering mouth stopped, and the smiling face suddenly seemed to be wrinkled dryly from the proud landlord Huang Shiren into a miserable white hair woman. stand up.
\"do you know?"
　　　　 Suddenly turned her back to me, her hands turned back, and looked up, as if the great poet who worried about the country and the people worked hard to pretend to look like a sigh.
\"I do not want to know."
　　　　 I answered directly.
　　　　 Faced with my uncooperative behavior, Kasha finally could not pretend, she turned back violently, her face raised with her eyebrows and eyes, and completed the transformation from a poet to a bully in an instant. [m]
　　　　\"You. Know. Dao. Five. Days. After. Yes. What. What. Day. Son.?"
　　　　 said aside. While clenching his fists to the ground, Kara claped and put on a non-violent and non-cooperative attitude.
　　　　\"Okay, then what is the day after five days. Please explain it to Master Kasha, please."
　　　　 This year. The big fist is the last word, I gave in helplessly. And make a hard note in my heart.
　　　　\"What, you really don’t know?"
　　　　 This time it was Caxia's turn to show an incredible look, and it didn't seem to be fake.
　　　　\"......, is it a very important day?"
　　　　 I looked innocently at the shocked Kasha.
　　　　\"Oh my god, I really doubt that you used to be a savage who ran out of the old forest of the deep mountain, even you don’t even know this."
　　　　\"Okay, just as I am a wild man in the mountains, can you please tell me what is going on?
　　　　 My barbed compliments seemed to satisfy Kasha's vanity. She stared at me in a circle and nodded wisely.
　　　　\"Actually, you asked me sincerely, then I will tell you with great compassion, listen well, five days later, but the most important day of the entire dark continent, the of all celebrations. Birthday. Day."
　　　　\"God’s Birthday?"
　　　　 I quickly searched for key words in my mind, and finally recalled something similar from Doug Big Mouth.
The so-called God's Birthday does not refer to the day when God was born, but to the day when God created the three worlds of the dark continent and spread life in it. To commemorate this day, all the intelligent life of the dark continent will use their own To celebrate this great moment in a way, the Christmas Festival is held every three years, a bit similar to the New Year’s Eve or New Year’s Day in the original world, but it is more solemn and serious.
　　　　\"Well, I know this."
　　　　 I nodded, and at the same time, I realized that when I just went out, it was no wonder that the people on the street were all filled with joy. Today is not a ten-day market. But it is more lively than usual, and the number of soldiers on patrol has also increased.
　　　　 This is one of the few festivals in the dark continent, and it is the most important one. When I think of this, my tone is tense.
　　　　\"Then what happened, did something happen?"
　　　　\"Good morning."
　　　　Kasha finally found the interface of the topic from my question, and she gave me a thumbs up. Then sit back in the chair.
　　　　\"Do you know the monster siege event that was born in Camp Roger this year?"
　　　　\"Isn’t that nonsense? Am I a special operations team member in Vitas Village?"
　　　　 I looked at Caxia contemptuously.
　　　　\"That’s good. Presumably you also learned from Akara that this monster siege has had an impact on the economy of our entire Rog camp, right."
　　　　Kasha sighed for a long time.
　　　　\"Well, that’s what it says, but Akara didn’t say it either. Isn’t it a big deal to barely survive this hard time?
　　　　I also participated in the SS meeting after the monsters siege, that is, the four bottoms that they were drawn into the bottomless pit of honor elders, every time I think of my heart, I feel a pain, and I can't help but sigh that I am young and ignorant. I was confused by the useless title of an honorary elder.
\"Yes, if there is no accident, it can indeed be passed through, but the birthday of God is an unexpected accident at the time. As a day of universal celebration, every day of the Roger Camp will spend a lot of money and strive to It will enable all residents to forget all their sufferings and smile with joy in this hard-won day. But this year, let alone spending huge sums of money, even a holiday salary increase for soldiers cannot be achieved, hey..."
　　　　 Kaxia finished with tears, and patted his hands indistinctly under the table. Suddenly, the coarse cloth door of the giant tent behind her was slowly pulled open as if the curtain on the stage.
　　　　In the tent, as if performing a drama, there were a few crumbling walls on three sides. There are several big holes in the wall. It seems that the wind will blow down as if pushed down, somehow. The tents were raging around in the tents, and the holes in the surrounding walls became their playgrounds. The roaring wind and the ruined walls gave people a real sense of "it must be cold to live in this kind of house".
In the "House", several young female mages wearing a thin body can no longer be thin, and they can't hide the exquisite and beautiful body. Each female mage is holding at least two babies on his feet, at least at his feet There were also three children with runny noses, huddled together, revealing a miserable look.
　　　　I don’t know where it came from the erhu-like desolate sound, which came from behind the tent, and added a bit of desolation to the scene at the moment. \"Since the monsters attacked the city, the people’s living standards have dropped a lot, and abandoned babies have created the highest peaks in the past years. Almost every morning, a few babies can be found next to the door of the Master’s Guild. In this case, How can we devote human and material resources to the day of God..."
　　　　Cooperating with the sad melody like Erhu, Kasha's voice was also ups and downs, it seemed to practice more than once or twice.
　　　　\"Ah, no, it can't be like this, this... here, I... I don’t have milk... milk... Master Kasha, oooo
A 20-year-old female wizard in the tent showed panic and whimper.A baby in her arms was trying to pass her little head through the thin wizard robe that could not hide anything at all. The tender little mouth arched over her jealous that made her hot Amazon.
\"Fool, didn’t you tell them that you must let their parents feed before you borrow it? You deserve it, you can find a way to feed her, is that the over-breasted used for decoration? There is really something in it nothing?……"
Kasha, who had just looked sad, turned back, and taught the helpless female mage like a landlord who abused the long-term workers, but from her tone, it was not so much as a lesson, it was better to be envious of having a full breast. The concubine's mean room.
　　　　Oops!
　　　　 The cracky lesson came through, and Caxia remembered that the person was still nearby, and was secretly ill. Don’t look at Wu Xiaozi’s head and melon seeds, but his character is more cautious than the rabbit. This must be seen by him.
　　　　She looked back in frustration. It seemed as if I could imagine the sharp boy with ironic expressions, but what greeted her was a tearful idiot, at least in her opinion...
　　　　\"Really...It’s so tragic, I didn’t expect to hide such an unknown insider. As the elder of Camp Roger, I was so dereliction of duty."
　　　　When Kasha said that it might not be possible to hold the festival normally due to financial problems, I could not hold anything excited in my head. There are countless places where you can vomit. For example, why there is a broken wall in the tent, where the inexplicable storm wind came from, etc., are all ignored by the gorgeous.
　　　　Yes, what does the birthday of God mean to me? I am afraid that no one can appreciate my feelings at this moment. There is no TV, no DVD, no MP3 at this time-no radio, no PSP, no PS2, no GBA and red and white machine, no New Year's Eve, no New Year, no May Day, no Mid-Autumn Festival has no National Day, no Christmas, no Valentine's Day ghost place, if you are a modern person and accidentally live in such a ghost place. I can probably feel the excitement I feel now.
　　　　Entertainment, a rare entertainment event, how can it be cancelled because of this trivial matter? At this moment, the house soul hidden deep inside finally burst out.
　　　　\"These, these, and these are all sold for sale, isn't it enough? There are..."
　　　　 looked at the gold coins piled up in front of the mountain. Kashadi's face showed a very wonderful change [Dianzhu change], if you want to use two words to describe it, it is-collapse.
　　　　\"Must make God’s birthday alive."
　　　　 After the useless equipment in the inventory was swept away, I held Kashadi's hands vigorously, as if the peasant comrades were as enthusiastic as they saw the chairman.
　　　　\"This kid, should not deliberately pretend to be cheated to increase the sense of guilt outside."
　　　　Kaxia was dumbfounded to see that she had been cheated and had nothing to do with her property. An optimistic figure hummed in minor, and murmured incredulously.
　　　　\"Woo, I thought that there would actually be someone fooled, and it’s still an ordinary man, who will go to after death..."
　　　　 Several young and beautiful female mages in the tent covered their faces and wept bitterly.
　　　　\"This situation really makes people feel complicated."
　　　　 walked out two figures from behind the tent. Take a closer look. It turned out to be Farah, if he was justified. After all, Farah + Kasha is recognized as a traitor in Camp Roger, but the other figure is worth intriguing. It turned out to be Kane.
　　　　Fara holds a erhu-like instrument in his hand, and it seems that he just played the tune.
　　　　\"So, two of you, come on, I’m going to Akara to prepare for the birthday."
　　　　Kane chuckled a few times, and the figure of Chen Cheng ran as fast as Ling Bo's micro-steps.
　　　　\"Wait, will you leave the two of us suffering here? You hypocrite."
　　　　The unstoppable Farah could only watch Kane slip away.
　　　　\"Oh, if you think you are qualified for the preparations for God’s birthday, then there is no problem to change the position of the two outside..."
　　　　The sound of Kane's jokes came from afar, and it seems that this old man is not a master of arbitrary slaughter.
\"Hahaha... Here is Guangwu, and the price of the equipment is at least one hundred thousand gold coins. Haha, please contact Kidd to sell the equipment quickly. Haha this time, the Roger camp was in arrears. After 4 months of my salary, I finally got a drop. Woo hasn’t bought the fine wheat wine for half a year."
There was a fan-like laughter of Caxia fortune, and Farah sighed slightly, let's go to hell, at least next year, don't worry about next year's research funds, thinking of this, he also showed a knowing smile, And Kaxia was embarrassed to begin to count the equipment for the rape...
When they finally finished counting the first gold coins and equipment, today's second \"Fat Sheep" also appeared~EbookFREE.me~ With the whistling north wind created by the magic, a tall and beautiful figure It gradually became clearer in the sand and dust, the majestic power, the ice-like gaze, with the arrogance of ignoring everything, not who the Queen of Camp Roger could have.
\"brush----"
　　　　Salna took a huge sack from the inventory and put it on the table. The table didn't seem to withstand the heavy weight of the inside, usually a painful moan.
　　　　 glanced at the scene in front of her, and her thin lips finally opened slightly without emotion.
\"Don’t move your bad acting skills out of ugliness, this is a donation for this birthday... Notorious in advance, isn’t it for you, the drunkard, to buy wine, or the Magi’s Guild to study explosive items use……?"
　　　　 showed the true intentions of the two masterminds mercilessly with a sharp and cold tone. Under the aggressive majesty of Sharna, the young female mages in the tent shrunk together.
Compared to Kasha and Farah, who have no power at all, the name of Salna is obviously more terrifying in their minds, especially when they are angry, as if they only want to take a look at her soul. Walk in general.
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