Chapter 1933: The true meaning of knight novels is actually [BEBEBE]
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Diablo Destruction
- Seventh quartet 01
- 2739 characters
- 2021-01-30 09:27:40
"I didn't say it was me, I never said it was me bastard!" Tulakov hugged his head in pride, and it seemed that Raphael's mind bomb hurt him.
"Oh? What the do you want to say, and how do you say it all in one breath?" Raphael shook his head with little sympathy, but it was only necessary to deal with Tulakov's big mouth, otherwise He can blow small things into heaven's novel chapters.
"Well, what's the point? Turakoff, feeling underestimated, can't wait to point his finger at me.
"Isn't the newcomer brother a big help we added? The last time I saw him was the realm of the realm. It is now the middle level of the power of the world. Even Hellason has been defeated by him. He can't beat those. The old man of Hladik?"
"Huh, me?" I never thought Tulakov said that the person would be me, and I was taken aback for a moment.
Until Raphael's eyes fell on me, then suddenly, like a car light in the dark, turned into a dazzling light, and there were words in his mouth.
"Yeah, how did I forget Xiao Wu, is this the so-called black under the light? There is a Xiao Wu, which can definitely stand up to the group of Hladiks, Tulakov. The guy is by accident. Smart, what to do, how to use Xiaowu to make full use of his value."
Hey, hello, I have heard it, I have heard it all! ! !
"Little Wu~~~" Raphael's eyes brightened again, and he stepped forward a few steps, holding my hand tightly, and his eyes were red hearts.
"Little Wu Xiaoxiao Wu, guess what I am thinking now?" She couldn't wait. But he still has to play dumb mystery. Let me try to figure out her thoughts, so as to deepen the topic.
There is no doubt that the flashing light in Raphael's eyes is similar to the meaning of "local tyrants, are we friends?" Just how can I let her take her nose?
"Sorry. I don't know. I don't want to know." I opened Raphael's hand and took a step back.
"It doesn't matter if you don't know, I just know it in my heart." Raphael took a step closer.
Then you ask a fart!
"Wait. Rafael, it's not me who said you. It's too explicit. You look scared by your brother." At this time, Sakiri appeared like a savior, inserted in the gap between me and Raphael. At this time, she stopped her step by step approaching gradually.
Good man, Auntie Qili, I will immediately give you a longevity card.
"Is that obvious?" Raphael recovered, subconsciously rubbing the corners of his mouth and glancing at the others.
Everyone was together, and he turned his head heavily.
"To... hate it, this is love, whether love understands, love the house and Ukraine, because I love my baby granddaughter, so even little Wu likes it."
Am I just an accessory of love? It's like a refill for a gift written on a banner. Saying that the gift is actually just a penny cell phone cord, is this kind of role?
"All in all, in view of your last debt-paying behavior, we have now seriously questioned your credit, so it is not so easy to call the younger brother, and I have to ask my permission." Sa Qili proudly light Hummed.
"I don't know when you became the guardian of Little Wu." Raphael was not fooled and looked at him reluctantly.
"Just now, right, younger brother." Saqili looked back at me.
The meaning is very clear, is it directly exploited by Raphael? It is still through her [broker] to get a greater benefit, everyone is divided.
It turned out that I misunderstood you, Auntie Qili, I didn't expect you to be close to me even for me.
I was sad and inexplicable, cynical, and impatiently playing a small abacus in my heart. It seemed that it was more cost-effective to take Saqili's route, and it was more profitable, so the chick nodded like a rice.
"Little Wu, I misunderstood you, it seems that your love for Linya is nothing more than that." Raphael seemed heartbroken as if betrayed by a loved one.
"You can't say that, Master Raphael, am I planning to earn more money to support my family now? This is responsible for Linya." I coughed a few times and came up with the thought of coping.
gJ, Sa Qili put her thumbs up against me.
"Damn, even little Wu has become so clever. What the is going on?" Raphael bit his lips unwillingly, seeming to be in despair.
Huh, underestimate me Roger's third... No, now it is the second miserly end, that's it. Anything that stimulates my Roger's second miserly soul, IQ will explode without limit, even myself I feel terrible.
"However, listen, Xiaowu, now I will give you an order."
Suddenly, the frustrated Raphael evoked a mysterious smile, and his smile brightened in an instant. Both I and Sa Qili felt a bad breath. It seemed that this time the princesses of the hundred races had calculated it again.
"Let's say, I will be paid according to the task difficulty of 521/\'>." So far, Sa Qili, who can't back away, can only say with a strong support.
"Very good, then listen clearly. My command is, Xiao Wu, hurry back and have a baby with Linya. There are many, many, many children." Raphael smiled strangely and suddenly raised ambiguous inexplicably towards me. The thumb, say such an order.
"Wh... what?" Both Saqili and I were stunned.
"Raphael, what do you say? I suspect that something is wrong with my ears. Shouldn't I use my strong strength to do something to protect the country and protect the country?" I posed a strong Se, gestured This is the correct script.
"Hum hum, you are all too naive. I was completely fooled by those boring knight novels." Raphael smiled with a triumphant smile, shaking his index finger gently.
"The strongman, the brave, the hero, the savior in the knight novels, in order to attract the attention of the audience, in order to make the plot more gorgeous and exciting, will let him challenge any demon devil, the real savior is not like this at all."
"What else then, the savior will not defeat the devil. Save the world. Is that still called the savior?" I rolled my eyes and couldn't agree with Raphael.
"It’s naive to say that Xiaowu is so naive. I’ll say it another way. I believe you will understand it soon. For example. Human beings are in an era of famine. Every day, tens of thousands of people starve to death. At this time, you I got a tree. This kind of tree is adaptable, suitable for planting in any environment, and can grow up in a year, and it can produce a large number of edible delicious fruits. At this time, you turn this tree into The only thing is, let it be craved by the world, sought after by the world, or immediately get a lot of seeds, let this kind of tree all over the world, solve the problem of famine in a short time?"
"Of course I chose the latter. Is this still necessary?" I answered without thinking. I didn't even understand why Raphael would ask such an idiot. Isn't the answer taken for granted?
"Very well, so now, let's swap [the tree] and [the savior] with each other, what do you think?" Raphael smiled deeper, and looked at me with a meaningful meaning.
"Well, let me see, wait, don't you mean..." I stared at Raphael blankly and finally understood.
"That’s right, so to speak, in fact, the knight novels that describe the savior, the real realistic version, is definitely not something that has gone through a lot of hardships, got the legendary sword and armor, and then killed the big devil and saved the world’s absurd plot, but A harem sèqíng novel."
Everyone: "..."
Although it seems reasonable, Raphael said that it is impossible to look directly at any knight novels in the future.
"Also... That is to say, the most important task of the younger brother is not to save the dark continent, but to...become...be that...what..." Sa Qili looked at me blushing.
Even you have to betray me, my loyal agent, Jin Ji La commission, you don't want it!
"Although the truth is a bit cruel, it is indeed true." Raphael spread his hand in a cruel manner.
"Wait, I can understand what you said, and I don't want to curse myself, but there is a good saying, Father Tiger will also have dogs, even if it is my child, there is no guarantee that it will be excellent." I also thought Struggling.
If I were to choose one of the two roles of the savior and the big stallion, then I would say that I would definitely choose...
Uh, I will choose...
Sorry, director, I made the second two just now. Please make me choose again and take the route of the big stallion. I think I can perform this role more perfectly!
"Of course, this may happen, but as long as you have a little more, it will be done? There will always be children who inherit your talents, so that you can defeat the big devil and the devil alone, and save the dark continent. And insurance."
In this way, Raphael made the final summary of the savior: "So, in fact, the true ending of the savior's novel should be like this, after 99% of the content of the harem sèqíng, the last one percent, led by a generation of brave The second-generation brave men led a large number of three-generation brave men and perhaps a large number of four-generation brave men to drown the poor devil together, and the dark continent was saved, which is really gratifying."
I think that according to the development of this plot, the dark continent is saved, but the bachelor men of the dark continent are not saved.
Quietly, I suddenly thought of something.
It seems that the old fox of Akara has been secretly providing me with various conveniences to open the harem. Is it possible that she has planned to do this long ago? I left Vitus Village from Velas, followed me, and walked for Altria and me [pimping], and Linya, and the little fox, and Tia. Looking back now, it seems that there is Many places have the space and convenience provided by Akala.
It’s terrible, it’s terrible, I even fell into Akara’s terrible conspiracy unconsciously. It turns out that it’s not my fault to open the harem, it’s Akara, all the ghosts she made, men all over the world. Yo, did you hear that? Your real enemy is not me at all, it is Akara. I'm just a victim, so please don't stab me with your eyes afterwards.
"It's a pity." At this moment, Raphael sighed suddenly.
"The ideal is full, but the reality is very skinny. The things I just said are too idealized and almost impossible to achieve. God is fair. The stronger the existence, the lower the fertility. This kind of thing You don’t need to say that you already knew it. If not, the world would have been ruled by the dragons.
As he continued to sigh, Raphael said: "Akara took a gamble, and she also bet on it. It's a pity. It's right. But it failed."
"Why is this?" Sa Qili asked them, betting correctly, but failed again. This seems a bit contradictory.
"Betting right, it means betting against Xiao Wu, and failed, but it still said that he still failed to ride Xiao Wu's weak strength, leaving offspring. Now Xiao Wu wants to make the girl pregnant, I am afraid that Dragons are ten times harder."
"Raphael, wouldn't you be so explicit that you would die?" Seeing Raphael kept hanging [beep] horses, [beep] palaces, [beep] affections, [beep] pregnant, and so on, at Sa Qili, who was very difficult in this respect, was a little unbearable, her face flushed.
"Huh, just because you are thin-skinned, the innocent witch Saqili in our camp, should I call you like this in the future?"
"Ah, okay, then I also call you Raphael, the widow princess."
"Nonsense, my husband didn't die, just disappeared for a few years." Raphael was not happy.
"Really? Well, I just want to ask you a question. I always wanted to know, Rafael, do you remember the name of your husband who doesn't have any sense of presence?"
"Of course I remember."
"Can you tell me?"
"This... let me think, cough, no, why should I tell you for no reason."
"Hey, she said [let me think about it] just now."
"Say, I did, and I heard it."
"It's so pitiful, I don't think it makes any difference."
Several big men had great sympathy and compassion for the husband of the legendary and least-existent princess of the Bai ethnicity in history.
"Beh... verbose! You guys, I just have to have Linya baby." Raphael was angrily angry.
"So you are no different from a widow."
"Oh Huo? Sa Qi Li, it seems that you have to live with me today." Raphael's ink, long hair without wind, automatically fluttered.
"Don't say it's as if I had been better with you before. What should I do if I was misunderstood?" Gently twitching a strand of hair, and giggling charmingly, Saqili replied without a smile.
"It seems that today is the time to decide the winner."
"I mean this."
Suddenly, the atmosphere became tense.
Hey, hello, talk well, you two, haven't you been bored in this game?
"Forget it, for Xiao Wu's sake, I will spare you for the moment." As if hearing my heart, Raphael suddenly stopped.
"This sentence should be right for me to say, there will always be a day for you to beg for mercy." Seeing Raphael lost her mind, Sakiri was bored, but her mouth was not to be outdone.
"I just mentioned where it came from, yes, the issue of Xiao Wu's descendants." Raphael shifted the subject casually.
I:"……"
The two of you are still going to fight, fight for the first witch in the camp, I offer my most enthusiastic support.
"Actually, I think that Akara may have been wrong from the beginning, or that he underestimated the potential of Xiaowu. Perhaps Xiaowu has been subject to the birth restrictions of the law from the beginning, just like the dragons, and Not to say that when you are younger, when you are weaker, the probability of conception becomes higher."
Raphael began to explode some of the very yellow and violent lines relative to the dark continent's atmosphere. No, Sa Qili began to blush again, but she was not fooled by this stimulus, and she just blushed. Going down, pretending to be a natural calm, continue to listen.
However, I can't stand birds anymore, these guys, the emperor is not in a hurry, the eunuchs are in a hurry, I haven't thought about having children with the girls, they have planned it early.
"I know, Master Raphael, so please don't say anything, how about we change a topic that has nothing to do with children?" I pleaded tearfully.
"How does this work, this is a matter of the future of the dark continent." Raphael did not intend to give up easily.
"I can save the dark continent by myself. Please make sure to save me by myself, so I can do it. I am very satisfied now."
"Speaking of it, Little Wu now has three daughters, although they are all recognized daughters."
"Yes, yes, it should be exactly three and a half~EbookFREE.me~ Carlos's daughter, Catherine, can be regarded as half." Speaking of the daughters, I was still suffering. Like, it instantly became radiant, and the powerful halo of fatherly love burst out, and his waist changed from a bitter old peasant farmer into a brave man with bright armor and a smiling fatherly face, blinding the eyes of a dry man.
"Right, Auntie Qili, I want to ask you something." I suddenly remembered something and said aloud.
"My daughter, Lilith, had just transferred to a necromancer, and I don’t know many necromancers. If it’s more convenient to go to the third world later, can you trouble her as a teacher? ."
"Is it the younger brother's daughter? Of course it's okay, just let me teach?" Sa Qili brightened her eyes and nodded her head desperately, as if she wanted to see the little black carbon immediately.
"Of course, Aunt Qili is the best necromancer in the camp. How can I trust you?" I slap on my ass, and I have made up my mind after seeing Sakiri's combo skills explode.
Perhaps Sakiri is not the strongest necromancer in the league, but if the little black carbon can one day have the skill strength of her, I will already be satisfied and have nothing to ask for... (to be continued...)