Chapter 2023: Black and white girl

Looking around carefully as a thief, with her ears raised, I heard the movement of the red and white princess still playing in the kitchen. I quickly stepped forward and took down the wordless card and looked around.
Without an institution, I am really disappointed. Sure enough, this thing cannot hide any major secrets.
I was bored, put the card back in place, yawned and left the worship hall.
Oh oh, yes, let's pray for it. Anyway, I also enshrined so much money, the nameless god, what do you mean, give us a permanent buff or something, such as the lucky aura.
Thinking of this, I'm about to cry. You can't hurt the quasi-tragic emperor.
When I came out of the temple of worship, when I lifted my head, I felt something strange. There was something tracing across the sky and flying straight towards here.
Was the enemy attack from the Red Devils House? This is not okay. The red and white princess is still cooking, at least when I am full.
I figured out that figure approaching quickly was not malicious, and could not help being relieved.
I saw the figure in the sky, flew over the shrine, and jumped down at a height of hundreds of meters, approaching quickly, pedaling, landing on the ground.
She held a crooked, pointed magic hat, and her eyes fell on me.
I:"……"
Girl: "..."
"Yo." She said hello first.
"Yo." I also responded.
"You are the one that Ling Meng said. The guy who gets pregnant at first glance?" the other party asked.
I:"……"
It's really embarrassing to say such rudeness at the first meeting. Of course, the more abominable is the red and white princess. I originally thought that she was just kidding. I didn't expect to say this to her partner.
"Without this, that guy, you don't know her virtue." I waved my hands again and again.
"Ha ha ha ha, it seems that you guy knows Lingmeng well, did you know it before? That guy. It does say some inexplicable words often." The girl laughed straightly. Because of the undisciplined nature of the red and white princess, she soon believed that I was innocent.
"I haven't known each other for long, just..."
"It's just like thinking together." There was a voice behind the sword.
"Who likes to be with you, bastard, is your unilateral dumping ethics." I turned around. The red and white princess who came out holding a spatula in his hand retorted loudly.
"Those guys who thought it was the Red Devils Pavilion are here again. I didn't expect it to be you. Didn't you say not to come over? It's rude to disturb the world of two people."
"What is the two-person world? Can the two-person world eat?" In order not to cause misunderstandings, I naturally want to raise the coffee table and continue to refute.
"Hey. The two are quite in harmony." The girl wearing the magic hat she saw looked at me and the princess red and white, sighed, and then touched her belly.
"I'm hungry and I just passed by and smelled the fragrance, so I came to rub the rice."
"So far away, are you a dog nose?" I was shocked.
"It's not that I boast, I'm particularly sensitive to the things I'm interested in." The girl puffed her nose proudly.
It is indeed an ability to boast, but always feel that she is not used in the right way, is it my illusion?
She stepped forward, up and down, left and right, looked at me carefully, suddenly raised her head and patted me on the shoulder.
"Very good, you guys, can actually get along with Lingmeng, I thought her character would die alone in the near future."
"I really don't want to get along well."
"It's really rude, don't say I seem lonely."
Red and white princess and I spoke in unison.
"Hahahaha, it's so interesting, just like a duo, the two of you." The girl smiled while holding her belly.
"Go and go, it's okay, don't bother me, but I'm doing a big thing, a revitalizing shrine, a big thing to cheat money from the pocket of the gold master." Red and White Princess waved her small hand impatiently towards the girl .
"Don't you say such a thing in front of the person?" I looked at the princess with a blank expression. Is this product really so confident that it can dig money from my pocket? Thought Rogge's third miserly name came from nothing?
"Eh? I came here to worship, are you sure you want to catch someone?" The girl expressed regret.
"Guest, please here." The red and white princess immediately threw me aside, and offered a pleased gesture to the girl in front of her.
Surreal, super snobbish, I can only use these five words to describe the now pleasing red and white princess.
"Hahaha, that's just ridiculous." A group of girls who grasped the rhythm at home, led by the red and white princess, came to the front of the cash box. From the black and white long skirt with apron style on their body, touch After touching it, he took out a bag and dumped it into the cash box without looking at it.
I saw a lot of things, such as shiny stones, broken pages of books, branches, bones of unknown animals, etc. Although they cannot be described as rubbish, the mess is like a mess of Many of the items were poured out of it, and they went into the cash box.
"What... what are you doing!!!" The red and white princess froze for a moment before screaming with her head screaming.
"Enshrine." The last item in the bag was poured out, and the girl simply put the bag in her hand and let it fall into the cash box.
"What kind of thing is this!" The red and white princess, with a tearful expression, hugged the cash box quickly to the side to prevent it from being destroyed twice.
"Woo, woo, father, his father is crying." Holding the match box, the red and white princess said sadly.
You are about to cry, hello.
"It's really rude, these are all I found along the way. It looks valuable." The girl looked at the reaction of the red and white princess with dissatisfaction.
Say it. I found it. I said it was found. In short, it really is the garbage I picked up! I silently vomited aside, a little sympathy for the red and white princess.
"Hurry up, don't want to see it." The red and white princess sobbed and waved at the girl.
"It's too much, and there are so many offerings." The girl pouted.
"Do you really want to drive me away? The next question is the topic." With a hint of sly smile, the girl suddenly pulled out a small bag from her bag like four-dimensional space. Shake it. The sound of crisp gold coins collided throughout the shrine.
The red and white princess was stunned, her face changed, and the tears and sorrows on her face disappeared suddenly, posing a dignified look. Patted the red dress on his body. Put the cash drawer in the position just now. Looked at the girl with shiny eyes.
"Your ethics... It's really cheap." Even the girl who had been friends with the other party for many years, could not help twitching her eyes when she saw this scene.
Seconded. Seriously agree!
"Then you have to see how much money Wu will use to buy my rhythm." The red and white princess posed a dignified and beautiful, noble and solemn witch's face, but her small hand on her waist was surrounded by her thumb and index finger. Towards us an international gesture.
I:"……"
Girl: "..."
Sure enough and unable to keep up with the rhythm of the goods.
"You can't do it." He covered his forehead with a headache. The girl stepped forward and turned the bag upside down. Sure enough, the gold coins flowing down from the inside turned the eyes of the red and white princess who watched into the side. Gold coin shape.
Isn’t this someone enshrining it, it’s not as miserable as the red and white princess described before, this shrine.
Seeing this scene, I couldn't help wondering if I had been cheated by the one hundred thousand princesses before.
Anyway, I got another sum of money, which is really gratifying. Now I should relax my peek at my money bag, I thought to myself.
That... wait a moment.
I narrowed my eyes and looked up at the sky at a forty-five degree angle.
Was the girl's hand pouring out the pockets of gold coins? Why does it look familiar? Is it my illusion?
Just like the one in my arms... exactly... the same... it's gone, bastard! ! ! ! ! !
Touching it in my arms, I burst into two lines of tears in the tiger's eyes at that time, rushed toward the cash box with the momentum of the single rider, and reached out and grabbed the money bag from the girl.
It's a pity that it's too late, just the moment I touched the purse, the last gold coin fell, and the purse was empty, and in my hands, it completely collapsed into a ball.
"What time are you guys?" I shook the purse without tears, hoping to find a child from inside, but unfortunately only a puff of empty bags came, and I couldn't help but glared at the girl .
"Just now." The other party gave me a hearty thumbs up.
Just now... Was it the moment I patted my shoulder? I didn't find it at all!
What shocked me even more was that the eyes and body didn’t even notice. It only showed that the girl was skilled. The problem was that my Rogge was mean and instinct. I didn’t even find that the breath of money was away from me. science!
Looking at the girl, my eyes changed from anger to fear, a natural enemy, this is definitely the third natural enemy of Rogge!
"In the final analysis, as an adventurer, there is clearly a place to put money, but still put the money bag in his arms, is it just to attract people to steal?"
The red and white princess also stood up and spoke for the girl. After all, the money had already reached her... well, her father's belly went.
"Shut up, put the purse in your arms, and feel the crisp movement of the gold coins with your heart. No one will understand this beautiful feeling!" I hold the purse tightly and drown me with the awe-inspiring eyes of the world. , Glaring at the two.
"Lingmeng, are you really going to get money from this kind of guy?" The girl pointed at me silently.
"Well, there are difficulties and challenges, I like it." Princess Red and White said lightly.
"I have said a few times. Don't talk in front of me and talk about fraud to blackmail me!"
"It's good, Lingmeng has also found the enemy in destiny." The girl was a little envious.
The enemy of my destiny is you bastard!
"Ah, did everyone smell strange?" Suddenly. The girl shrugged.
She said that we also smelled it, shrugged his nose invariably, and finally, his eyes fell towards the kitchen.
"Dish...burnt smell." Red and White Princess looked at the spatula in her hand and seemed to remember something.
After half an hour...
Looking at the plates of black charcoal on the table, I lay prone.
"Can't you do it again?"
"Can't waste food." Red and White Princess said something like a witch at this time.
"But..." Suddenly, there was a hula-hula grilled rice beside him.
Looking around, I saw that the girl was eating the only uncooked rice at a rapid speed. Turn a blind eye to a plate of coke on the table.
I go!
Red and White Princess and I also reacted. Inexplicably reached out to the rice bowl.
Hundreds of birds are in the forest, it is better to have one bird in hand, first eat what you can eat is your own. The girl taught us what to do with action.
Fortunately, the rice is done enough. There is no legendary table Shura field.
"Huha. I'm full and I'm full." The girl put her rice bowl down without any image of the girl falling down, touching the slightly bulging belly. Very satisfied.
"I haven't eaten in a few days?" I asked when I saw that the girl was more hungry than I was yesterday.
"Um... picking mushrooms in the forest, and hungry when picking." The girl said vaguely.
"Plucking mushrooms..." I was dumbfounded.
"It is mainly used as a material for magic, to study magic..." Red and White Princess explained.
"Wow wow wow~~~~" The girl waved hurriedly, preventing the other party from speaking.
"Cough, in a nutshell, it's too devoted to what I like to do, so I forget to eat and I'm hungry until now."
"How many days do you have?"
"This... about a day or two." The girl's eyes flickered and she took a cup of tea and drank it to cover up something. Obviously, she didn't tell the truth, and I didn't plan to go further.
"By the way, if you find any fun mushrooms, you can exchange them with me. Me, I opened a magic shop in the forest, although I don't usually do it."
"Oh, okay... okay." Although it's still difficult to understand, how can mushrooms be used to study magic, but it's not good to probe other people. I can only nod subconsciously after listening to them.
Fun mushrooms... Are psychedelic mushrooms and storm mushrooms made? She always feels that she will make horrible things.
"Okay, full, I'm leaving." The girl suddenly stood up.
Take her to the gate of the shrine and look back. She smiled brightly and straightly at me: "You guy, it's quite in line with Lingmeng, um, so I can rest assured, this guy, Lingmeng, looks calm. Indifferently, in fact, many times they are very childish and use their spirits, but you should watch her carefully and don't let her do strange things."
"This entrustment... is really heavy enough." I laughed bitterly.
"It's rude, but I am known as the first mature and calm witch in Fantasy Township, so I won't do stupid things." Red and White Princess rebutted dissatisfiedly.
"Fantasy Township is just a witch!" The girl and I spoke in unison!
"Don't you two fit together?" The red and white princess stared at us more angrily.
"It's not because of you. Please don't do strange things anymore. The whole fantasy town's morality is about to be sold out by you." The girl's forehead hurt.
"Okay, before running out of money." The eyes of the red and white princess flashed sharply.
"Wow~~~" the girl exclaimed and shook her head helplessly.
"Forget it, I'm going first. You two should get along well~EbookFREE.me~ said, she made a small move, a bland broom appeared, and then jumped up and sat up.
Waving to us again, showing a bright and refreshing smile, the broom snorted, rushed out like a rocket, and flew hundreds of meters away in the blink of an eye.
"It seems that I'm worried about you, so I came to see it." Looking at the figure of the girl leaving, I turned to the red and white princess.
"Huh, much business, I'm not a child, or are I treated as a child?"
"I mean, she's worried about whether you're peddling again."
"It's rude, and my morals aren't just being arbitrarily sold. I shouldn't see the rabbit or the eagle. It's just like the guy. It's an unreasonable guy." The red and white princess stared at me and turned back to clean up the table went.
No matter how many eagles are released, I still haven’t caught the rabbit, yes, I glanced at the cash drawer, and I secretly vomited.
However, now I finally caught one, my fat rabbit, covering my shriveled wallet, I wanted to cry without tears.