Chapter 378: The Tragedy of lo*ic*n

The secret. [m]"
　　　　Phoenix raised his hands. It's like devout believers worshiping the gods they believe in.
\"Oh?"
　　　　 See how Phoenix looks. I sighed softly. The secret is a ghost. I have any secrets. Although it is true that there are three gentle and pleasant wives of national fragrances. But review it carefully. In fact, in the process of showing emotions. I am passive or natural. There is simply no experience of picking up girls.
　　　　But. This does not prevent me from fooling Phoenix.
　　　　\"Chi'er, Chi'er. You know that love is only one word. How many people in the past have thrown their heads. Spilled blood. Sadly hurt. The so-called passion has been hatred since ancient times. How can it be so easy to cultivate positive results?"
　　　　 sat on Xiao Xue's back. I looked at Phoenix from the top. The dignified look is full of dignity. Bao Xiang's solemn face seemed to be full of golden light. Can't help but worship.
　　　　Although there are a lot of words mixed in the words \"Yi Shi [Yi Shi Xie Jun] realm language". But Phoenix deserved to travel across half a continent. Seeing the wandering of customs and customs. Even Guess with Meng even gave him seven or eight points. obviously. Under the unpredictable language and solemn atmosphere. He was calmed down. Love Saint! This is the momentum of Love Saint! !
　　　　\"Please ask the master to show the way to the ignorant and ignorant."
　　　　Phoenix's face called an excitement. There are expert guidance. How many detours can I take? It's no wonder that all these years are worshiping teachers. It seems that farewell to single life is just around the corner.
　　　　 is really a brainless fool. Did not understand what I meant? This year I want to apprentice. How about not giving gifts? No more. I had to remind again.
　　　　\"The secret of this peerlessness was created by my painstaking efforts. How can I easily preach to outsiders."
　　　　This time. Even if Phoenix is ​​stupid. I also understand what it means. Think about it too. Want to learn from others. The first meaning means it. He hurriedly rummaged through his inventory. After a while. There is really nothing suitable.
　　　　There are many things in it. But in addition to the necessary necessities. Most of them are some weird items that Phoenix has collected from various places they have traveled. For example, the ghost head of the fallen wizard. The ugly 2:1 statue. Andalil's simulation tentacles. Moldy jam sandwich bread in various senses and so on. Rare is rare. But not much is valuable.
　　　　 Not to mention the remaining items and equipment. Perhaps in the face of ordinary people also get shot. But he knew. In front of this mob that even the maidservants put on gold outfits. That is simply garbage in the garbage.
　　　　 Is it so easy to give up. of course not. Don't forget who Phoenix is. He was a dead pig, and he was not afraid of boiling water to turn out all the messy and useless things he got on his journey. Put it on. A look of selling at a price. The face was so thick that it was finger-pointing. Isn't he afraid that I will get rid of fake cheats. Does it make him sad? Never mind. If his IQ can think of this. Nor can it become a tragic emperor.
　　　　\"Where did this stuff come from. Net m"
　　　　I looked at some of them strangely. How familiar this is.
\"Oh. You also think these are good. This was bought by me at Lu Gaoyin and a businessman named Varif. He also beat me 20% off. It’s cheap. Hahaha..." Phoenix smiled intentionally Got up.
\"Did he still say that. These things were bought from an old carpenter. Now that old carpenter is dead. So this is the only set. But I can’t buy it if I have money." I also laughed. .
　　　　\"Yeah. He did say so. But how do you know?"
　　　　 For a while. Phoenix looked at me if he saw the gods descending. That's awe and awe.
　　　　\"Because he told me the same way."
　　　　Phoenix: \"......"
I:\"……"
　　　　\"Look at other gadgets. Make sure you haven’t seen it." Phoenix kept away the ghost head and sculpture and tentacles without trace.
　　　　\"What is this?"
There are too many things in 　　　　. And most of them are confusing things. I really shouldn't say this guy. This hobby and taste alone. It is estimated that not many girls dare to marry him.
　　　　So. I picked up a long, dark strip of cloth and asked, "What is this?"
　　　　I don't know if it is an illusion. When I picked up this long cloth. The princess Sanwu's eyelids seemed to jump a few times. Then he turned his head away. Look from the side. The little mouth covered by the white veil moved. Seems to say something. This was already a big reaction to her usually indifferent. Is it really a good thing?
　　　　Fenix, who had just emerged, was eager to take his face back. Listen to me asking this question. Immediately, I couldn't wait to put the smiling face up.
　　　　\"This is a good question. At first glance. It’s just an ordinary cloth towel. But actually..." Speaking of which. Phoenix also sold a pass. Then mysteriously put his head up. As if to reveal some big secret. Tensed Zuo Panyou looked around several times. Before opening gently.
\"According to the mysterious master aunt who sold me this piece of cloth, this mysterious master aunt. This is a little girl as young as ten years old. As much as a hundred years old wife. The most important woman to use every month Something. It's a great weapon to please the girl you like..."
　　　　\"噗"
　　　　 I have black eyes. Almost no old blood spewed out. Throw the cloth quickly. Seeing the hand that had grabbed the strip, weeping without tears. God. Why do I know such an idiot. What the did I do? Being with this guy is a tragedy.
　　　　\"Water"
　　　　 Endure the urge to beat Phoenix into a pig's head. I jumped out of my teeth. Feel the body of Princess Sanwu in her arms seems to tremble slightly. Endure very hard work.
　　　　\"Brother Wu Fan. What are you doing. This is a very important thing for me. But I am going to use it as a wedding gift to my sweetheart." Phoenix quickly caught the cloth. You don't know the grudges of good goods.
　　　　I should start talking about the "mysterious aunt who is haunted by ghosts" who sells cloth. \"Is that the aunt used it. Did she dry it and sell it to you after using it?" Let's give this a physiological class first. Then tell him that it must be another tragedy as if this piece of cloth was used as a wedding gift? Never mind. I have said nothing lazily. Even if it is said. This guy can also be tragic in other ways.
　　　　Phoenix. A whole body is full of vomiting points. The guy who let Tucao mode fully open I don't know how to go to Tucao What a terrible person.
　　　　 The messy things that I did were rejected by me one by one. The thicker the face of Phoenix. A stone caught my sight. The color and shape of the stone. Let me unconsciously associate it with the small diamond-shaped stone that I got from the altar of the molten hole behind after killing Duriel.
what! ! Forgot to tell the miser about the magic door behind the altar. Only then did I remember. But it's not too late to go back and tell.
　　　　\"Where did this thing come from."
　　　　 I threw the gravel in my hand a few times. The seemingly rough and lubricating unique feel made me more certain that this should be a fragment of the same thing. It was easy to find the original diamond-shaped gravel in the corner of the inventory. I pieced together the two stones. As a result, the fault did not match at all. It seems there should be a lot of debris.
　　　　\"There is no image. Which stall should I buy it from." There is a lesson in front. Phoenix no longer dared to brag.
　　　　\"Okay. I want this stone. Also. You owe me a favor. I will repay me by doing cattle and horses in the future." I put the two stones back into the inventory.
\"what!?"
　　　　Phoenix's face immediately became bitter. Until I said it would only let him do what he could. Cai Mei smiled and nodded in agreement. Look at him looking for nothing for women. It seems that looking for a wife is no longer just for your own sexual happiness. Rather, it has risen to strange aspects such as dignity, human survival, universe destruction, etc.
　　　　\"Okay. Then I will teach you the secret of love."
　　　　\"The great grace of the master. Phoenix is ​​hard to report forever." Listen to me. Phoenix was crying. What a tragic guy. I seriously doubted whether he had dragged the girl's hand from an early age.
　　　　\"You come with me."
　　　　 I glanced at Princess Sanwu. Jumped down. Greeting Phoenix to a tree under a distance. What I don’t know thinks that we are going to do the next job... Princess Sanwu is a little bit. I just knew what the long cloth was. No reminder. Return me out. This man's topic can be heard by her again.
　　　　\"Okay. Before teaching you. Ask a question first. Do you have to find an elf beauty." After sitting under the tree. I started a teaching course.
　　　　\"It doesn’t have to be. It’s just now that you have many elves in front of you. Is this a good opportunity you didn’t realize?" Phoenix firmly believes that the pot is not as good as the bowl. The one in the bowl is not as good as the one in the mouth. Simply put is the principle of proximity. Simply put. It's just hungry.
　　　　\"In my opinion. I don't approve of you marrying elf girls." I said in a deep voice.
　　　　\"Why?"
　　　　\"Look. Elves are all long ears. What if the ears of a child born afterwards are one long or short?"
　　　　You see how kind I am. Even the offspring helped Phoenix think of it. of course. This kind of thing cannot happen. But in a dark continent that lacks knowledge of popular science. It was enough to bluff people.
　　　　\"It makes sense. Then... what should I do?"
　　　　Phoenix panicked. He only has a girl in his head. How can I think so deep.
　　　　\"You are stupid. Isn't there a good goal in front of you? It's just that you haven't cherished it." I hate that iron can't make steel and knocked his head.
　　　　\"Oona~EbookFREE.me~Barmaid Oona. She is the easiest target to start. Stupid
　　　　\"No. I have been pursuing her for two years."
　　　　\"Then your method is too bad. I think she likes you too. Come. Attach your ears. Just like this. Just like this...make sure the water will come out."
　　　　\"Master!!" Phoenix's eye protection tears. Shaking my hand kept shaking.
　　　　\"Come on. I'm optimistic about you." I patted him on the shoulder. A look of sincerity.
　　　　\"The tragic generation of Phoenix, under the guidance of the great sage Wu Fan. Finally set foot on the final tragedy. The gear of fate begins to turn. No one can stop it."
　　　　\"Huh? Brother Wu. What are you talking about?" Phoenix, who had walked out dozens of meters away, suddenly turned around and asked. There was still an innocent smile on that face.
\"It's nothing?"
　　　　 I wiped a cold sweat. Almost exposed. This guy. The ears are sharp enough.
　　　　Afterwards. I inquired a little. The only reason why Phoenix returned to 258 elf girls. It is because the first elf girl he started with was a little loli who was only 13 years old. So the reputation of madness spread among the elves. No elf girl dared to accept him anymore.
　　　　 Go wrong in one step. Lose all. This is the tragedy of loicn...
　　　　 Yesterday's chapter name is too unlucky. I still upload the written first. Avoid complete tragedy. This is a victory of high IQ.
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