Chapter 393: My cousin can't be so cute

After coming out of the elven teleportation array, more than 600 adventures lined up as a long dragon, marching towards the old nest with mighty force, such strength, unless it provokes creatures such as dragons, otherwise in this area Dake ran rampant and stayed safe all the way. Three days later, we arrived at the delivery station of the Peeling Forest and finally returned to Kurast after a month-long absence. www..$千千 provides the latest chapter to read
Stepping out of the Kurast Teleportation Array, I took a deep breath and looked around. Kurast has neither the beauty of the elven king city, no, it can be simply described by the difference of the abyss, where, breathing It is full of nose and fragrance, and now, I can only smell the faint smell of the swamp.
But somehow, I prefer the feeling of stepping into Kurast, the familiar silhouette, the familiar color, the familiar smell, when I step on this land, the heavy pressure in my heart seems to be much lighter, No longer is heaviness in the elven king city, perhaps, this is a feeling called belonging.
The adventures that came out of the teleportation station also cheered.Maybe, this time supporting the elven clan's operation is not as time-consuming as one's own experience, but it is completely different from the previous experience in the sense. When Kurast felt different from the past, the familiar scenes in the past are now so fresh and intimate, so that these adventurers have an urgent way to return to their familiar places and sleep beautifully. Or drink a few glasses of anticipation with other brothers. \"Okay, everyone is gone, what should I do, but don’t forget, in a few days, the members of this operation will gather together for a reward, especially the barbarian brothers. Don’t oversleep Now."
Seeing everyone coming out of the teleport station, his eyes showed an urgent mood, but none of them left, but gathered behind me, and his eyes kept aiming at me, as if waiting for my order, I couldn't help smiling. I wonder when these gangsters became so disciplined?
　　　　"Hah----ohhh----"
　　　　Listen to me, the crowd suddenly laughed, who doesn't know that the barbarian sleeps most. After returning from training, it was not surprising to sleep for three or four days. Then, everyone cheered a few times, and the dark crowd suddenly dispersed in all directions.
　　　　Very good, I should go home. I don’t know if the guy of Princess Sanwu is restless, but I specifically ordered some masters of Kut and Dika to help myself take care of them. They left two days earlier than other mercenaries. If you want to come to Sanwu Princess, you should go home now.
　　　　 Sure enough, just came to the gate. As if the most rigorous procedures were set, the door opened on time. The little princess wore an apron with a long spoon in her hand, and the soup was steamed with heat. A pair of clothes just came out of the kitchen. \
　　　　 "Welcome back, master."
　　　　 still has a sentimental face and tone, and is still the most standard maid etiquette. Then it reminded me of her first appearance in her own home. It's exactly the same.
　　　　 Wait, what is she doing with a long spoon. It is now past lunch time, but there is still some time before dinner. The rather strange dress that appeared in the quite strange time made my heart immediately sound the red alarm.
　　　　 "Little Jasmine. What were you doing just now?"
I smiled and asked, rubbing my hands with Yan Yuese, just like serving a bowl of warm egg noodles to the other party when interrogating the prisoner, and then greeting the other party's parents, planning to come to a Huairou policy, Frankly wide.
　　　　"Research, dishes."
　　　　 San Wu Princess pity the word as golden as it came out as I expected, and it surprised me with the answer.
　　　　 Some people may ask, don’t you just study the dishes? This seems to be something San Wu Princess often does, what's the fuss?
　　　　 Different, completely different! !
There is no doubt that Princess Sanwu is a genius child, and he is also very good at the kitchen. When he is serious, he is not inferior to the versatile housekeeping Velas or the experienced Aunt Lisa. Therefore, like her Experts, if you want to make new dishes, you don’t need to study the word at all.Just conceive the attributes of various ingredients in her precise brain, and then simulate the taste of the combination.For her, how is it to be used? The dish is not tasty, it is a question worth studying. [m]\
Therefore, if she really just wanted to make a new dish, she would sit at the table, sipping an empty tea cup, while her eyes flickered, no focus, and her small head kept blowing bubbles, falling into a serious natural dull state, and vice versa If she uses the kitchen, then you have to be careful. Ten odd things are studying something weird, and they might explode.
　　　　No, there must be something wrong, this little princess is angry? What is she angry about? Wait, let me make sure first, many thoughts flashed in my mind, my eyes quickly looked, and finally my eyes fell on the ugly thick iron tree in the courtyard in front of the door.
In this dark swampy terrain, it is difficult to plant beautiful but delicate flowers and plants, so even the Sanwu Princess, who is known as a household almighty maid, can only do not know where to get some I also care for the simple flowers and plants, decorate the front yard a little so that it is not so ugly, and this ugly iron tree was planted by myself. \
Stop it, when it comes to this, some people may say that our taste is poor, and even like this kind of bare and ugly wood, you are wrong, this tree is definitely not for viewing, when planting, I Secretly gave it a name----Sanwu Princess Mood Tester.
Iron Tree, as the name suggests, the trunk is very hard, so hard that it is difficult to cut it off with a sword, and I am just looking at its advantages.At this time, I look at the foot of the tree. Suddenly trembling.
At the foot of the iron tree, it seemed to be smashed hard with hard stones for a long time.The hard black bark on the outer layer had already been smashed, exposing the milky white meat inside, and it was slightly recessed, as if it was talking about My own tragic encounter, all over the world [cover the sky], can not break the hard iron tree into this kind without weapons, I am afraid not much, I know the following.
　　　　 The little ghost ignores the hardness of gemstone teeth. The dead dog ignored the canine teeth of the defensive place, and the princess kicked by the three no princesses ignored the reaction...
This scar did not exist before I took Princess Sanwu out, and it looked very fresh.In an instant, I seemed to imagine that Princess Sanwu had a blank face, with the leg style and speed not inferior to Chunli, again and again. Once the pink princess shoes tipped into the trunk of the tree, the thick iron tree embraced by one person swayed violently with her infinite segments. \
"Do not----"
　　　　 I wailed and didn't do anything more. At dinner time today, my ending will definitely be worse than this poor iron tree.In the next moment, with the momentum of the Allied Death Squad, I throw off my legs and pounce on Morissa, who is about to enter the kitchen, with a bang, the dust is flying , Its momentum is strong.
　　　　 "Little Jasmine, my master is wrong. Don't be angry, okay."
　　　　 Pressed the little princess under me, and I flattered my face. Full of frustration, he said that although he didn't know where he was wrong, he was always right.
　　　　 turned his head and ignored.
　　　　Roaring, at this time, only a trick, with my head lowered, I kissed the situation and gently sucked Morissa's thin lips. It's as always tactile. It's a bit ice-cold, like she usually showed a cold temperament. But when I kiss deeply, when the lips meet. But I can feel the enthusiasm inside, after all. Princess Sanwu is not a machine without feelings. In fact, her feelings are richer and stronger than ordinary people, but she can't be expressed on her face.
So, when I thought that this trick worked, and I sat up contentedly from the breathless Morissa, and hummed away in a song-like tone, the bowl was still colorful in my bowl, It tastes like an unknown object with a mouth-watering taste. \
Time can heal everything, I originally wanted to deny this understanding, to show that I mourn the dead brethren, but in the end, I still have to admit this fact, rest at home for several days, every day When I was fighting with Princess Sanwu and Little Ghost and the dead dog, I laughed and talked about the battle between fish and dog.When I was happily watching the dead dog being thrown out of the window by Elia, it turned into a shining meteor on the horizon. The pain has begun to forget.
Then after a few days, nearly two thousand adventures came together again, but compared with the last time, there were 7 fewer warriors here forever.Our brother, according to the credit of this operation, all the adventure teams got Rewards, those responsible for transmitting information are no exception, and I have not forgotten the agreement to the adventure of the elven village. Two high-level blue equipments per team, a total of 28 pieces, which is nothing to me.
Then, it was the 67 mercenaries who died. Only a few of them. The relics on my body were recovered by me and then handed over to their teammates. The rest have already been turned into art by Camoro Products, and then turned to ashes in our fierce fighting.
　　　　 Even if I didn’t kill them directly, but their death is also related to me. I can’t promise to promise anything for their death, but the material compensation can still be achieved. \
The sixty-seven mercenary friends involved a total of 26 mercenary squads. Each squad received my personal huge compensation. Each squad has two bottles of rejuvenation potions and two blue advanced equipment. There are also a large number of gold coins to ensure that the families of the dead mercenaries can live a lifetime without worry. Of course, in order to not be thin and thin, I have also given the same compensation for the other 5 people who died for other reasons.
While amazed by my generosity, other adventures also envied these adventurous adventures. Of course, they didn't have those sloppy "what would be better if they were dead in their own team" mentality, but only in their consciousness The death of adventure is a very common thing, but I have never heard of anyone who has died so richly compensated, they are envious of those adventures that have already died, and even produce a time when they die themselves. My teammates and family members can also receive such generous compensation, and the idea of ​​peace of mind.
　　　　 Seeing this, I sighed secretly, yes, where I am, is the dark continent whose life is like a wild man. In the attitude towards life, I am always out of step with the world.
　　　　However, I saw the smile of gratification from the dead teammates. I can't help but feel a lot better. Sixty-seven heavy sustenances are still pressing on my shoulders, but at least this approach can relieve a lot of guilt in my heart.I am not just trying to compensate them, I am still giving myself a relief Opportunity, I cannot quibble, people are selfish, help, salvation, even self-mutilation. \No matter what the purpose is, the ultimate essence is just to make yourself better.
After I figured it out a lot, one day after that, I suddenly thought of Phoenix, and it took me a long time to think that he was indeed a bit too much, because his bitter meat plan was planned by himself, and he said that he also had a little obligation to go. Look at the result of this tragic guy.
　　　　 So, on a sunny afternoon. I led the little maid and walked the golden dead dog. Arriving at the Greenwood Bar, the heavy bar was pushed away by the loud noise, and a crisp bell rang suddenly.
"welcome."
The sound that was sweeter than the sound of the bell rang from my ears.This situation reminded me of the first time I saw Velas in the village of Vitas. With a smile on my face, I naturally looked In the past, toward this maid dress in light and lovely ribbons. The cute maid who raised her head after bowing slightly nodded.
next moment. Our two expressions were dull at the same time, standing still on the spot. My smile suddenly solidified and my pupils gradually enlarged. \And the maid has a stiff mouth. His eyes panicked.
The round and delicate face, the facial features are small and straight, the face is very beautiful, the eyelashes are long, the nose is small, the lips are thin, the ears are short, and the dignified and gentle temperament adds a new breath of vitality. Although it is not as beautiful as the first beauty of the bar, Oona, it has its own temperament. The more you look, the more you look, and the more you look, the more you like it.
　　　　 But why is this person so familiar? ! !
　　　　 I widened my eyes, my trembling fingers involuntarily pointed to the maid, and the image of a tragic master who could not match the lovely girl in front of me was gradually emerging in my mind.
　　　　 "Phoebe... Phoebe Phoebe... Phoebe..."
　　　　 lips tremble for a long time, and I finally did not dare to say the name of the figure that appeared in my mind. This is too shocking. Even if it is said, it will definitely distort my world view.
　　　　 "I...I'm not Phoenix!!"
　　　　 The maid was in a hurry, she said it to her first, her small hand was covering her chest, her eyes were full of water, and she looked pitiful.
"Oh, Lord, don't bully the cuteness of the Greenwood Bar, otherwise, even Lord, you won't agree to it." A rough voice of adventure came from inside. Looking back, it turned out to be a brutal red nose People, at this time is being knocked on the head by his fellow drinkers. \
　　　　 "It's just you, it's not enough for an adult to have a finger."
　 　 　 　 suddenly heard the laughter of the full bar.
After such an interruption, I calmed down a little bit, and I was sure in my heart that this is Phoenix, no doubt, but why he appeared here with this kind of dress, God, it is completely impossible to reason, who can help me. ! ! !
Her eyes fell back on the fake maid's version of Phoenix. I saw that she still looked at me with pitiful eyes, a look like you don't bully me, if you don't know her identity, I might really be her. Looking fascinated, you know that we are not very immune to this type of girl.
In the end, I finally confirmed that the other party was Phoenix.Maybe some people would doubt his voice, hum, voice change is not a difficult task for a long-term wandering, experienced adventure, no matter why he will become like this, it seems It's also quite interesting. While secretly reminding myself of the other party's true gender, a sinister smile flicked at the corner of my mouth.
　　　　 After sitting in a position where I could look around the whole bar, my eyes kept staring at the busy figure of Phoenix, the more dignified and powerful the look was, the more powerful it was.
I remember that a comic book said that a pseudo-girl, especially a beautiful pseudo-girl, is very terrifying, because he is a man himself. As a man, he knows the weaknesses of men more than any woman, and it is easy to see the other party at a glance. What type of girl do you like, know what poses, what actions, what expressions, what language can make yourself cute in the eyes of the other party, this is an advantage that no woman can match.
Therefore, when he plays the role of a pseudo-mother, he can easily capture the favor of the other party according to his own judgment, especially when the realm of the pseudo-mother reaches a certain level, you can hardly think about it, and you can do whatever you like according to the type of the other party's preferences. Showing the gesture that most affects the fragile love string in the other person's heart, for example, at the moment I entered the door, this guy didn't just see through the girl who I can't stand, and naturally made a gender concept that made me Almost distorted look?
"I know."
　　　　 I roared, and all of the people in the bar were suddenly taken aback, especially Phoenix, who seemed to think that I was going to expose her. The look was even more panic, and the plate in his hand fell off. UU reading www.uukanshu. com
　　　　 "Aren't you just my missing cousin who has been missing for many years----Joseph Stalene? Cousin! Where have you been all these years? How are you doing? Uncle they miss you so much."
The audience couldn't help but froze for a while, especially Phoenix, thinking about what the other party was singing, but he quickly reacted-when he first met this guy, he didn't just misunderstand himself as his lost for many years. Cousin? It is not surprising that I am now wearing a women's dress and was misunderstood again.
　　　　 thought quickly in his heart, he suddenly burst into tears, he seemed to remember something in his mind, shouted his cousin, and then he rushed over.
　　　　 I quickly hugged this guy with my hand, lean, what is professional, what is quality, this guy really took the role?
　　　　 "You, really my cousin?"
　　　　 I pretended to be unbelievable, looked at Phoenix froze, suddenly shook my head again, and said with certainty.
"No, you are not my cousin. Although she looks very similar, my cousin is not like this. I remember clearly that she must add a meow at the end of every sentence. This is her ten years. The habit is not to say that it can be changed."
Today is in a bad state. I chatted with the kinks in the group for a while, but I still can't find the feeling. I didn't have enough time to write it. Let's go first, but the final tragedy is already obvious. The protagonist of the smug will also follow the tragedy... …
(www..langlang book)