Vol 2 Chapter 3805: Banana gradually

"Etc., etc!"
Seeing that this disagreement was about to start, I appeared on the stage in a panic and hurriedly called a stop. Everyone, stop it, this is not a just war!
"What are you waiting for, the other party has only one person right now, which is a good opportunity to kill it." The little puppet arrogantly put on a punching posture. How did you listen to your words, I feel that I have no idea who is the demon king. That's it.
Also, there is only one person on the other side but the top three deaths. Didn't you say that I am more generous.
"Don't be irritable. Violence won't solve the problem." I calmed down the puppet's restless heart.
"But the one who can solve the problem."
This sentence is good, but I think the person who has been doing things is you!
It's wrong that this is Princess Lolita's dream. She is in charge of her turf. With this alone, I will have two or five boys on the spot, and I will jump back and join the Demon King Army.
"Do you have to fight like this? He is your childhood sweetheart, right? Isn't there a trace of affection?"
Seeing that the puppet was not reasonable, I hurriedly winked at Princess Lolita. Although it was the same person, the body was shy and not good at rejecting people.
"But...this...but..." Princess Lolita was embarrassed, looked at me, looked at the little doll, looked at the devil again, simply lowered her head, turned over her notebook, and swiped on it on the spot , And there was only the rustle of the pen tip in silence for a while.
"Okay." For a moment, she let out a sigh of relief that it was done.
Has the problem been solved? Or is it solved the puppet or the devil? All in all, it was beautiful. I made a fist and felt that Princess Lori could still communicate.
"Not anymore."
"Huh?" My fist slammed into the air and froze.
"Now it's not a childhood sweetheart."
"Fuck it!"
"Changed to be Mr. Tarasha's twin brother."
"My stupid brother, do you want to be fooled by this woman and betray my brother?"
On the side, he wore an outdated cloak and put on a remarkable look. The unlucky road fool, low energy and mentally retarded demon with a stubborn look, and in a blink of an eye, he showed me various JOJO bodies.
No, why can't I be an older brother, I must be a younger brother?
No, the slot is not here, you can cooperate with me! Is it a bit dignified, is it the devil or the tool crowd? !
No, you JOJO, you are so proud of you, you banana idiot!
No, it seems to be scolding the wrong person, it seems to be scolding myself.
No, I'm so confused!
Faced with pink cheeks and a satisfied face, as if she had completed a great masterpiece, Princess Lolita, my heart is galloping, and a thousand words, all converged into five words.
Nima's, why!
Why do you always persecute me and always target me? Is there no one other than me who can share the firepower?
Oh, it really doesn't seem to be.
After I figured this out, I felt better inside... but that's the jerk!
I want to protest!
"Wait, you are foul, how can you temporarily change the settings!"
"Also... it's not a temporary modification. I have a vague idea in my heart." Princess Lori explained shyly. When she mentioned this masterpiece, she became more fluent and airy.
"Look, the protagonist has been changed, right."
"And you two are very similar."
The little doll adds another sentence, you shut up, whose pot is this? !
After taking a sigh of relief, I said painstakingly: "I understand the truth, but does the protagonist have to have a relationship with the villain boss?"
"This is also to create contradictions, explore human nature, deepen the theme, and face the fact that his own brother is the devil. Does the protagonist choose family affection or justice? Isn't it interesting?"
It's over, I taught her along the way, and she applied what she learned to me.
At this moment, I can’t wait to put a rocket on my chrysanthemum and head straight towards the sun. What do you think my mouth is so cheap? It’s like a monkey holding a puppy and walking in a big group of ligers. In the grassland, the two faces are full of weakness.
Seeing that Princess Lolita was immersed in her own writing world, the little puppet was sharpening her knives, shaking her fists, she was ready to pounce and die with the devil at any time, I gave up thinking...ah no, I gave up communication.
Turn to face the devil.
"Then...Brother, we have something to say, don't fight and kill, okay?"
"As long as you don't grab my bananas." The Demon King who was still posing in the JOJO pose looked at us condescendingly.
For some reason, I suddenly wanted to grab his banana.
"Our goal is the treasure here, no bananas, no conflict." I don't know why I suddenly broke out a Taijun language, probably because I think this script has the flavor of a drama.
"The treasure here is only bananas, my stupid brother, you really want to fight me." With that said, the devil's black hair turned white, his cloak swelled, hunting and flying, his right hand raised above his head. Holding a hand high...
A five-foot-long salted fish that occasionally twitches strangely.
"I can't play anymore!" I turned around and fell into Tia's arms desperately, rubbing, rubbing.
"Good, good, Fanfan doesn't cry."
"When is this the head?" Cengceng, Cengceng.
"I think...probably...should...maybe...maybe...I hope...it will end soon."
"Okay, let's keep working." The energy tank is full, throwing tiles, it's back!
Looking back, I found that Princess Lolita and the little doll were looking at me in shock.
"Shocked, Mr. Weird Monkey is talking to the air!"
"Anna, Mr. Tarasha... is he... already..."
"Athena, you are right, Mr. Monkey has been mentally deranged under the torture of family love and justice. He has been single for more than 40 years and even imagined that he is married!"
"Could it be that the person he was talking to just now..."
"Yes, it's the non-existent wife that he imagined in his mind!"
[It doesn't exist, I am Fanfan's wife, Nana, you are a bit too much. 】
Tia's forehead twitched, and she shook her fist at her best friend 30,000 years ago, but it was a pity that the other party couldn't see it.
"Okay, okay, just treat me as insanity, let's say business." I clapped my palms and interrupted, smiling, and didn't mind the other side's slander.
To explain why, I can only tell you that the self-produced facial cleanser is so effective.
In business...
Looking back at the Demon King, he still maintained the majestic posture of holding the salted fish aloft. He didn't move, except that the special effects of the cloak were gone, and it fell dry and shriveled, looking like a husky that was only wet by the downpour, with slight hands and feet. Trembling.
The pitiful little eyes with a little grievance in the urging were like saying-don’t say any meaningless off-topics over there, please pay attention to me, hurry up and look at the salted fish in my hand. , Hurry up and say something, I'm tired.
Perceiving my gaze, he hurriedly put the salted fish down, turned his back and rubbed his wrist, then came back with a cough, and raised his head in a huff.
"How about it, are you afraid? It's too late to retreat now."
"No, right? Didn't you leave a warning to let us come all the way?" I stopped repeatedly, indicating that the line did not match the script setting.
"It's also wailing, I asked you to come, why is this?" The devil was a little confused, thought for a while, as if he finally remembered something, and started JOJO again.
"I'm stupid..."
"Long story short."
"Well, since you are my brother, I plan to give you some bananas."
"Really?!"
"But you have to kill that little girl first."
The plot suddenly became hard-cored. I was a little uncomfortable. After thinking about it, a steel scale appeared in my heart. On this side of the scale is the attractive banana of Huang Chengcheng, and on the other side are Princess Lolita and the little doll.
"Athena, don't blame me, but blame Banana." I decisively jumped to the devil's side and turned my head to shine the sword at Princess Lolita and the doll.
"What to do? At the most critical moment, Mr. Monkey, who is the only combatant, was tempted by bananas and betrayed." The little puppet turned anxiously.
"Anna, don't panic, this is Mr. Talasia's strategy. He pretended to be in the enemy, in fact, he wanted to find a chance to assassinate the Demon King, but unfortunately, at this most critical moment, seeing success, he suddenly covered his heart in pain. , Found that I was dead..."
"Wait, do you think I will be tempted by a mere banana? Stupid brother, I'm just playing with you!" I said triumphantly and jumped back to Princess Lolita in tears.
"Asshole, you don't want bananas for you. If that's the case, you all die for this king!" The demon king was angry and held the salted fish high again.
"Wait, I don't want bananas, you can let Athena go, she is just a child!"
"You don't want bananas, what are you doing here?"
Right?
I'm a little confused, don't want bananas, what am I doing here? Are you here to find fault with your own twin mentally retarded Banana Devil brother?
"We are here to find the treasure!" The little doll was furious.
"You really are here to covet my banana!" The Demon King was furious.
"Come on, who is afraid of whom!"
"Bold, watch this king kill you by a salted fish!"
"Etc., etc!"
Seeing the two cockfighting, the foreheads were about to stick together, and I called to stop again. After the two sides stopped, I didn't rush to talk, turned my head and rubbed again.
As expected, you, my fateful brother, can make my bananas consume so fast.
The replenishment of energy made my brain sober and aware of the problem.
"I just said, if the treasure is bananas, then all belong to you, and the rest belong to me, how?"
"That won't work either." The Demon Lord thought for a while and shook his head.
"Why!" Are you not a banana demon who only loves bananas? You betrayed the Banana Cult! I want to kill your family! ! !
"I found this place first, and all the treasures belong to me. Why do you want to distribute it to you? Not even a little bit." The devil made a gesture of a little money, he was obviously a mentally retarded person. , It's really like...
Don't care about the details.
"In that case, why did you leave us a special warning?"
"That's what it said." The devil scratched his head with a confused look, but he lost to the sloppy script setting.
"I have come, so let me give you a little bit."
"How many points?" "10%." "Too little." "Twenty-eight points at most." "Give more points, give more points." "Can't be more." "How about 37, you three and seven!" "If you want to be beautiful, I can only take three and seven at the most!" "In this way, we each take a step back, four or six points, you four and six." "Can't retreat anymore, I am four and you six, give me if you don't accept it Get out!" "For the sake of brotherhood, give it a little more, five or five points!" "You are too good to go. If you take back what you just said, you can only get two or eight points. I am two and eight!" "Don't go too far, at least. I'm 10%, otherwise don't blame me for turning my face!" "Cheeky, I even wanted to get 10%. I said that twenty-eight points is twenty-eight points. Don't you want to get one more cent!" "You really want to be so unkind?" If you continue speaking, brothers have nothing to do!" "Well, you forced me!" "Do you think you will be my opponent?!"
Athena and the puppet were confused, and their brains gradually became mathematics. Could it be that these two people are really discussing about the stolen goods?
Seeing that she was about to move her knife and gun, Athena blurted out with an idea.
"There is only one treasure. How can the two be divided equally, or else the banana belongs to you and the treasure belongs to me?"
"This……"
I thought about it carefully, and it seemed that it was indeed a way. Look at my mentally retarded brother. He showed wise eyes, thought about it seriously for three seconds, and finally nodded.
"Mr. Lu Xun said that it is true that there is no need to worry about being scarce and uneven.
"It's fair then, let's make up."
"brother!"
"Little brother!"
"I'm going to get the treasure, you are here, don't walk around."
This reminded me that he collected the salted fish and staggered to the gate. There was a ditch. He had to jump down and climb up again. He stretched out his foot carefully, leaped slightly, and disappeared into the ditch. After a while, ten fingers stuck out on the other side, using both hands and feet. After dozens of attempts, ~EbookFREE.me~ finally climbed up with difficulty. At this time, I saw his back.
With a snap, the pendulum iron ball that fell from the sky smashed into the air.
"Unexpectedly, there is the last trap in front of the door, it is too dangerous." Princess Lolita clapped her palms and wiped the cold sweat on her forehead in shock.
"He is no longer able to do it. He has stepped on too many traps in front of him, and his injuries are serious. There is only one breath left. He is about to succeed, and he is still at the finish line."
The little doll stepped forward and leaped lightly over a gully that was only one meter wide, and rushed to the ground to detect the breath of the demon king who was about to be mosaiced before he could pass the trial, and then shook his head regretfully at us, holding the black and white The salted fish walked back, stuffed my head into my cloak, and after smelling my little palm, I rubbed it with disgust.
"Here, keep the devil's relics."
Who wants it, it sucks!
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