Vol 2 Chapter 3937: Zeluka: This woman is terrifying!

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I have asked for money three times in a row from my third stingy, Rogge. You really have you, princess, red and white. Is it the law of the universe that you have to be beaten when you are the third?
The red and white princess shook the cash box intoxicated, listening to the crisp sound filled with dangdang, it was the evil movement played by money, and the unwilling tears shed by the squeezed. Watermark advertising testWatermark advertising test
"Enough to build two shrines." She nodded and said happily.
"Then you can just build two buildings directly? After being demolished, you can keep a spare."
"What if the two buildings are demolished directly?" She put forward a novel point of view.
"Then you have to ask yourself, what irritating things have you done? It is not enough to demolish one building."
Looking at each other silently for a moment, the red and white princess looked away: "My word-of-mouth in the village is very good, everyone praises it."
"You are probably the only one in the village in your mouth, right."
"Wu Ke is really unflattering."
"It's far worse than you, at least I haven't gotten to the point of being demolished."
"Fanfan~~~"
Yes, let alone tearing down the house, let's hurry up and do business, or Tia will be separated from me.
"In fact, there is a shortcut to master the source of magic." The red and white princess also quickly entered the state, as long as the money is enough, she is still happy to take care of it.
"What shortcut?"
"Very simple, fit together."
This is really... a terrible way at a glance.
I looked at Tia, then at Cirno, who had a bewildered face and didn't understand the words at all, and couldn't help pinching Tia's small face with her hand.
"Okay, now you are really going to become a magical girl."
"I was a magical girl." The little girl gave me a coquettish look.
"So how do we fit together? Don't tell me that we need to have mutual understanding." I looked again and still didn't know what was going on, and what was going to happen, just tilted my head and looked at our Cirno. , Headache and hold forehead.
It's impossible to have a mind-to-heart connection. Is it too nonsense to make Tia and a fool have a mind-to-heart connection?
"Yes, it is reasonable to say that at least you have to be connected to fit together, otherwise the hidden dangers are too great." The red and white princess also discovered this problem.
"But it doesn't matter. The problem can always be solved. Can the ghost next to Wu fit in with Wu?"
"That said, even I can... wait, what do you mean?!"
This guy dared to call the little ghost a fool, absolutely unforgivable, I want to be Long Aotian!
"All in all, since I've waded into this muddy water, I will help people to the end and help Wu solve this problem."
"You are truly a dedicated pioneer."
It doesn't seem to be unforgivable at a glance, forget it, forget it.
"There is an old saying that is good, time is not enough, spells come together."
"Wait, why haven't I heard such an old saying?"
"Why is this person like Wu always being honest in strange places? This is an old saying in Gensokyo. The people there speak nicely and work hard."
"You confirm the source of this sentence, not when you were oppressing others to rush to build a shrine?"
"Why is this person like Wu always being very real in strange places?"
Ah, there is a repeater, I really feel guilty, right?
"All in all, it's time for the talisman to appear at this time." After speaking, the red and white princess peeked into her left arm, and pulled out a piece of talisman with a light frown.
"Wait, your rune paper, is it serious rune paper?" I stared at the rune paper that was suspected to be emitting suspicious body temperature, and asked vigilantly.
"Could it be second-hand goods?"
"It's cheaper, sell it to Wu Hao at 50% off."
"It's really second-hand, right!"
"The condition is very new, Wu will take a closer look."
"No matter how new, I don't want it! And you see, isn't it already wrinkled here in the middle?"
Take a closer look, the talisman paper is close to the center, there is a more obvious wrinkle point, just want to sell it for 50% off? I bother! Dead profiteer, get out of me!
"This is just a normal trace of daily use. It is also new in the ninety-five year period. It does not affect the follow-up use at all, and there is an old saying that it is more comfortable to wear old clothes."
"No, that's the case, but the size of the clothes isn't right, so it won't be comfortable to wear."
"Isn't it appropriate?" Princess Red and White looked at Tia.
"Your [clothes], it's much smaller." I categorically asked why I was so sure, because my hand is the legendary hand of the sun!
"There's really no way." She sighed again, thought for a moment, and put her other hand into her right breast.
"It's all said that it's inappropriate, are you coming?!" I was shocked, I didn't understand the human language, right.
"In fact, this is a secret related to my life experience, I hope Wu will not tell it."
The red and white princess's tone suddenly became serious, as she tugged and tugged with her left hand, it seemed a bit tight, she couldn't tear it as easily as the left...cough, take it out easily.
"What, the secret of life experience?!" My expression also turned into a big fist, which is no joke.
You guy with thick eyebrows and big eyes, you still have such a big secret?
"It's like this..." After suspending our appetite for a while, Princess Red and White whispered to me with quiet Mimi's eyes and tone.
"Actually, it's like this. The left and right sides are different in size. This is the proof that I recognized my father, who has been missing for many years. Wu must not say anything."
"I see."
My little chicken nodded like a pecking rice. It’s an old routine. It’s done on TV. There is a birthmark on my or chest. When it is about to end, I accidentally exposed it and was seen. Realizing that this is the father who was born twenty years after his grandfather's death, the son of the same age who had been missing for twenty years on the day of his birth.
However, it suddenly occurred to me that the consultation united by Gensokyo’s will to unify the mind. I don’t want to protect Gensokyo, and I wonder how to squeeze the people inside. There is a mystery of life experience!
"So...so..." Tears gleamed from one of the closed eyes, and with a reluctant pull, she finally took out another piece of talisman paper. Princess Red and White wiped her tears with an expression of sacrifice. .
"Isn't the size still the same?" I contrasted it a few times, and found no difference in the wrinkles and protrusions of this talisman paper.
"It's impossible!" The red and white princess was startled and raised her head to make a careful comparison.
"It turned out to be the same, I know, it must be that I was in the wrong state just now, no, it should be said that I haven't entered the state yet."
Is your state a serious state?
"It takes a long time to get the two cards again. It seems that it's a dead end."
"No, no, no, can you draw me two new ones again? You have to cover them and turn them into second-hand goods to sell?!"
Ignoring my complaints, the red and white princess frowned. After thinking for a long time, she finally made up her mind. She put her little hand through the skirt and slowly descended, explaining.
"In fact, there is another one. It is guaranteed to be at the bottom of the box. It is guaranteed to be 100% new. However, because the humidity is a bit heavy recently, it may be a little moisturized, and it will not affect the use."
"I personally recommend going to Verasi for a cupping because of the dampness. She is also a pharmacist anyway."
"Go, but Veras won't give it."
"Why?"
"I want to try to pull the front."
"..."
"You two give me enough time!"
Zi Zi Zi! !
Wait, Tia, it's not fair, you clearly said [you two], why is I the only one being electrocuted? !
Hey, why do you want to say it again?
In the end, the red and white princess obediently took out a few brand new rune papers.
"How many sheets do you want to post?" Don't worry about Tia using second-hand goods of the wrong size. I finally feel relieved, but I have new questions.
"It's fine to post one, but post a few more, the effect will be better."
"If you fit together, what better way?"
"faster."
"That must come a few more."
"Three cards are enough, no amount of effect will increase."
"Then come three, how do you use it?"
"Just stick it on your body, you must keep close contact with your body."
"Where should I post better, do you have to pay attention to it?"
"some."
"So?"
"..."
"..."
After a moment of silence, after the wavelengths of each other's eyes were exactly the same, I proudly smashed the tens of kilograms of money bags on the ground, and the ground trembled a few times.
"Bring me three...no, thirty!"
Pay the money in one hand, deliver the goods in the other hand, and the transaction is completed.
Very good, Tia, for your husband, I'll help you try it yourself.
"Just stick it on a place with a sharper touch."
Dia smiled at the corner of her eyes, and she didn't know when she held the artifact staff in both hands, the phantom of the ice and fire dragons was eager to emerge, the red and white princess who had a strong desire to survive quickly added.
"That's it." Tia nodded, and took three pieces of talisman paper from my petrified hands. Two were pasted on the soles of my feet and one was pasted on the lower abdomen. Not to mention any strange sexual addiction to awakening, even the and cute little belly button. Blocked.
After it was over, she blinked at me charmingly and gave a temptation to blow a kiss: "Honey~~Do you want to see my rune paper too?"
"Next time, definitely next time." I sullen my face and give up again and again.
"What then?" Tia turned around curiously, and looked up and down at herself, as if three more talisman papers were pasted on her body, there would be no difference.
"Then you need the last step, which is the magic spell needed to fit together."
"Isn't this the magic girl?!"
"I am the magic girl, Fanfan."
That's enough...
"Listen well, the spell is [Transformation, miraruku, kiraruku, gyogyogyogyo, I like fish the most]."
I silently picked up the cash box that the red and white princess had not had time to put away, and ran away, turning into a billowing dust in everyone's eyes.
"Wu, this liar, return my match cash box!"
The red and white princess didn't react slowly. The imperial coin in her hand was used as a stick, and the dance screamed and bit her behind and couldn't get rid of it.
"Shut up, this is the tort fee I deserve!"
"Hey!"
Taking my breath to breathe, the moment she moved slowly for a beat, Princess Sanwu kicked her legs like a shooting star, and her head pressed hard against my back waist.
The picture freezes into a black and white CT photo, and the cracks and sounds of the shattered femur can be vaguely seen.
Tia covered her face without looking, and sighed deeply.
Cirno started when I was making jokes with the red and white princess. UU read www.uukanshu.com and read it dumbly, posed a cute, jpg, and said "I don't understand, but I was shocked." .
The two looked at each other.
"Why... Cirno, read it? We two, should anyone read it." The shameful curse made Tia think about it.
"No problem, just leave it to Master Cirno."
At the critical moment, the gears in front of him were still reliable, and Tia was greatly moved.
"I like frozen frogs the most!" By Cirno.
"No... Cirno, I asked you to recite a spell..."
"I like frozen frogs the most!"
"..."
At this moment, Tia understood, the idiot was really unreliable.
. . .