Vol 2 Chapter 3954: 3 people walking, there must be cerebral thrombosis

"You don't need to say any more, your goal is the spider forest, I'm right." With a big chest and arms crossed, I looked at the intricate and mazelike crossroads of the sewer with sharp eyes and a stalwart posture that could see through everything. .
"That's right." Miss Spider's voice was dull, as if... did an inevitable stupid thing feel like?
"Then you have to explain, since you know you are going to the spider forest, why did you come to such a smelly place!" The little female dragon pinched her nose in one hand and my collar with the other, and shook it violently.
"You don't understand." The melancholy eyes slowly stroked the mottled, black and green wall of the wall: "Here, there is my lost youth."
"speak English!"
"To put it simply, it is a small mistake caused by the inability of the frequency of the consciousness and the body to resonate when the brain understands, the hands have not yet understood."
"Is this the latest sophistry from the road idiot world?"
"Shut up, what do you know about Lu Chi? A certain sage once said that there is no Lu Chi in this world. If there are more people watching the scenery, they will become Lu Chi!"
Miss Spider coughed slightly: "Two, can you go out from here to make another noise?"
"Go, go!" The little mother dragon urged impatiently.
"I'm optimistic, there is absolutely no problem this time, take you off!" Holding the evil dragon Lena in one hand, the index finger and of the other hand are brought together, pressing on the center of the forehead, teleporting!
In the gloomy and palace, we and the projection of the model worker came to a corner to meet love.
As witty as I am, he immediately changed to a serious expression: "Okay, Ms. Yilian, I bring you here to show you that the big guy in front of you is our worst enemy!"
"Thanks for the invitation. I think I should know Mephisto better than you. I know everything about it that is exposed."
"Then tell me, how many strokes does its name have?" I think that I am a clever little person today. Such problems are all...
"Forty-four paintings." Miss Spider replied in seconds.
"..."
It's lost at the bottom.
"Ms. Yilian, congratulations. You have successfully passed my test. Now, let me lead you to where you should go." Before the little female dragon complained about it, I held my hand again, pressed my forehead, and instantly Move, continuous teleport, this time it will definitely work!
Well, this is... the Huangpu River underwater luxury villa?
In my sight, a group of frightened fishes vomited bubbles and quickly passed by. I raised new questions and pondered new explanations.
His head surfaced silently, and he saw a familiar face again.
"Meow, it's my cousin. I thought some monster came out. What are you doing in the water?"
"It should be me asking you, didn't you go back to the bar? Where's Bess Ona?"
"Meow, they went back first. They met the teacher halfway and wanted to ask the teacher for some advice." Fei Ni pointed to her and stood opposite her, one leaning on a weird staff, wearing strange clothes, bald head tattoos, half black and not black. , The guy who is suspected of being the Asan monk.
It is Omas, the patriarch of the comedy world of the dark world.
"Cousin also come to study together, and strive to become a top comedy artist Meow." Fini sent out a team invitation.
"No, no, no, no."
Fortunately, Omas is the person in charge here, so I have to give him a bit of face, otherwise I will show everyone the unique skill of a cousin who swallows a fire mace on the spot.
"Teacher Osma, my cousin and I want to be stronger!"
"Listen well Fei Ni, wanting to be a top comedian is not that simple, your path is full of thorns!"
"..."
The mentor and apprentice ignored my opinion and started without authorization.
"Fini, I have made up my mind to become benevolent if I don't succeed." Fini clenched her fists, her eyes burning with fighting spirit, and I couldn't help but want to cheer for her by blowing suona on the side.
If you think about it, if I fail, I don’t even need to change the instrument, so I can continue to blow it on, right?
"Very good, this is the momentum. As a teacher today, I will teach you a new trick-surprise. Simply put, it is to throw a joke before the audience's brain reacts to achieve the best performance. Then this trick What's the most appropriate laugh? One word, contrast."
Fini nodded um, while taking notes frantically, I was also shocked, this teaching was unexpectedly serious.
"There is a best example before me." Suddenly, Osma's staff pointed at us who were still in the water.
"Suddenly coming out of the water, it is completely in line with the unexpected elements. We can achieve good results by simply adding some language and facial expressions. For example, it was originally a sacred ritual for summoning a dragon. It turned out that two big potato bald heads emerged from the water on the other side of the magic circle!"
I:"……"
Leona: "..."
"Meow ha ha ha ha ha! The ritual of summoning the dragon turned out to be a bald potato summoning meow ha ha!!!" Fini held her belly up and couldn't help laughing.
Is it funny? I think it's so so.
The most important thing is, I want to know now, how much credit did you take for Fini to be as courageous as today, Omas?
"I'll give you another chestnut, this thing in my hand, guess what it is?" Omas played with his strange staff again.
"It's the teacher, your staff, meow." Fei Ni was honest and honest.
"Yes, at first glance it is my wand, but in fact, it turned out to be..." With an angry eyes, Omas lifted the wand high, and then gently dropped it, the sharp diamond on the head of the wand Scratched a few lightly on the smooth head.
"It turned out to be a comb!"
"Meow ha ha ha comb...meow ha... it turned out to be a comb ha ha ha... But teacher Omas... ha... you don't have hair, meow." Fei Ni laughed out of breath.
"This question is a good question, so it is not an ordinary comb, but a comb with magical abilities."
"What magical ability meow?"
"It can help you shave your hair when you comb your hair." Omas Saobao continued to fiddle his head with a stick a few times, in the tone of a TV commercial host.
"As long as you have used this comb, you will be able to do it once and for all. With it, you no longer need any other combs. From birth to death, it can even save you a lifetime of shampoo!"
"Gosh, it's so amazing."
"However, God will never allow such a perfect instrument to appear, so it is cursed." Omas' eyes suddenly turned gloomy.
"What is the curse, I just thought about selling meow to my cousin!"
Fei Ni exclaimed and told me to grit my teeth secretly, you damned hypocrite, wishing I became big and bald, right? Go back and crawl for the Lord!
"This curse is..." Osma fell silent, and the silence gave everyone the answer.
With his bare head, the place where the "comb" had just been scraped was sprayed with blood mist.
"It's too difficult to use. Of course, if you can master it like me, you can neglect the power of the curse, just like now." Omas calmly took out his handkerchief and wiped the blood on his face. Flower, said.
The first time I use it, I'm afraid I have to scrape the tofu flowers out. Is your comb shaving or superfluous?
"The adventurer over there, don't you really have one?" Omas knelt down abruptly and handed the cane to me. Feini looked excited and waved her fists constantly, wishing to replace it. .
"Cousin, cousin, with it, you can become a real comedian!"
I looked at Omas who looked expectant, looked at Fini who looked excited, and then looked at the evil dragon Lena whose eyes were gradually tarnishing.
Without a word, the two potato heads sank back from the water.
Let's go back and settle this account.
Teleport, go...puff!
In the water, the little female dragon made a fierce uppercut, centered on the lower abdomen, and hit me with a bow.
However, teleportation has already started.
This is over, we are going to be teleported to a strange place!
There was a flower in front of me, with three pairs of green eyes and I stared more and less.
This calf-sized green spider stepped back and offered half of the animal carcass under its leg, as if it was inviting me to dinner?
Here, is it inconvenient, or... Or should I ask you to go to to eat?
At this moment, Miss Spider came out from the shadows, revealing a surviving expression: "Very well, I finally reached the destination."
With its appearance, the green spiders in front of them, as well as spiders large and small around them, or even spiders in the entire area, all lay down on the ground, what is the king, what is the pomp, that's it.
"destination?"
The little dragon and I looked around blankly. The dense forest should be still in Kurast. The entrance to a cave not far in front was like a giant spider with its head halfway out of the ground, opening its mouth wide. The terrible appearance of the device swallowing everything.
At a glance, it is reminiscent of the ruler of the dead forest that madly loses the SAN value.
Don't guess, this is the spider forest and the entrance to the spider cave. Miss Spider's goal is like this, honestly speaking, it is not beyond our expectations.
only……
"Shocked!" The evil dragon Lena and I lost our color at the same time.
"Why are you surprised?" I reacted faster, and the vicious dog bit people first.
"You went to the right place, so why are you surprised, do you actually know that you are a road idiot?" As expected of the little female dragon, I was not led by my nose. This blow was very fatal, and I had to burn the universe. Confused over.
Turning my eyes and seeing my hands still holding hands, I got an idea.
She held her palms and lifted them to the top of the little mother dragon's head. With a look of confusion, she turned around, the elderly square dance walked up and sang.
"Salute and shake hands. You are my good friend."
I scored a full score for my wit. I looked around and could appreciate both the savior’s wisdom and the long-lost power of the God of Singing. You are the luckiest generation in this decade.
Hey, Ms. Spider, what's wrong with you? Just now, you were a majestic style of being a king. Why did you suddenly feel like a patient with cerebral thrombosis in ten years?
I shook my hand in front of her curiously. Ms. Spider was surprised and panted. If I was right, this is likely to be a successful self-healing after the onset of a cerebral thrombosis patient. The miracle of the medical world ~EbookFREE.me~ For a moment, I thought I was going to die. "She said with lingering fears.
"I think so too." Cerebral thrombosis is so terrible, it can't even stop the Demon God level powerhouse.
Do not believe? Super Saiyan can still die of heart disease!
"I have died a hundred and forty-five times in the world. I thought I had seen all the ways of death, but I almost had a completely new experience."
"That's really a shame." I blurted out, and then thought that this is not cursing people to die, so I changed my words: "That's really great." I still felt that it was still inappropriate, it was all wrong to say it, I just don't care. It’s always right to close your eyes and click like three seven twenty one: "Then you are very brave, and the future will definitely be more exciting."
"Hovering constantly on the rope of death, it turns out that this is what it feels like, which is terrifying and infatuated." Miss Spider squinted, as if tasting the cerebral thrombosis just now?
It is worthy of being a patient with cerebral thrombosis for many years, and his thinking can always jump repeatedly on the cerebellum and brainstem.
"Your Excellency Wu Fan."
"Ok?"
"I have a ruthless please."
"Tell me."
"Can you sing for me one more time... No, I will sing it several times, when I am fully prepared."
As soon as the words fell silent, Miss Spider found that her small hands were tightly wrapped in a pair of rough and gentle palms.
"Your Excellency Wu Fan?" It looked incomprehensibly at the person who suddenly became solemn and pierced.
"Don't call me Lord Wu Fan." I shook my head, raised my index finger, and compared to a silent gesture, I gripped the other hand harder, and after shaking it up and down several times, I firmly fixed it.
"Please call me Comrade Wu Fan from now on."
"Same as your dead head!"
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