Vol 2 Chapter 3999: Internet Cafe Adventures

In the basement, the twins who turned into beautiful badminton girls were still swinging hard when they received a message at the same time.
"Tonight's special training canceled?" Xi Ruth tilted her head.
"Is there any trouble with Sister Sarah?"
As if hearing her muttering, a second message followed.
"Accidentally strained a muscle, but it's okay, just take a day off and continue tomorrow." After reading, Ecolu showed a strange expression.
"I remember the content of the special training this time is... Xi Ruth Xi Ruth, do you want to remind Sister Sarah?"
"Farewell." Xi Ruth, who inherited her mother's gentle and kind character, shook her head.
"If what Sister Sarah said is true, wouldn't it be too pitiful to remind her deliberately? It's just moving tonight's special training to tomorrow. If Sister Sarah has to find such a reason because of other things, It would be even worse to pierce her."
"I think... what Sister Sarah said should be true."
Aikelu nodded, then showed a subtle expression, suppressed a word without saying a word, but Xiluth, who was also a twin, could not know what she meant, and immediately took out the majesty of her sister, and the beginning was a gentle note. The hand knife fell as a warning.
After all, Sister Sarah doesn't look very smart - how can you think like this, even if it is true, that is our senior and leader, we must be grateful and respected!
Aikolu, who was taught a lesson, stuck out her tongue playfully at her sister, suddenly felt something, and turned on the monitor.
"Dad and Linya's mother are back."
"Xi Ruth, she said no nonsense, especially in front of Mother Velas."
"Alright, alright, let's go meet Dad and Linya quickly, so the head office will do."
"You, one day... No, no, I'm sweating, I have to take a shower first." Seeing that she was about to be pulled away, her sister struggled quickly.
"Stupid Xi Ruth, just because she's sweaty, she has to go to greet her immediately. After all... I have to let Dad see how hard we work, don't you?"
"It always feels like your words are not sincere and your intentions are not pure."
"Hee hee hee, what am I thinking, do you still know?"
"..."

gogogo!!!

In the afternoon, Internet cafe.
Under the dim yellow atmosphere lights, the tall figures sitting in a row three in a row, especially the two braised egg heads, which are smooth and shiny, like the reflection of two mirrors in a 360-degree angle without dead ends, are particularly conspicuous.
If the surrounding are playing CS, they will probably complain at this time - the opposite side even used tactical flash.
At this time, one of the Braised Dantou habitually touched his big bald head and opened his mouth.
"Speaking of which, Mr. Lal, aren't we going to start work today, why are we here?"
"By the way, isn't the reflex arc a little too long?" The only one with hair among the three complained, then he touched his chin and said thoughtfully.
"Think about it carefully, although it's right to start work today, but I'm the boss, there's no reason for the boss to work, right?"
"But boss, you just said this morning that for the future of little Sarah, you have to work hard to make money."
"I actually thought about this question carefully... Sigh, this game is a bit interesting, what did I say just now, by the way, it is about the issue of working hard to make money, I thought about it carefully, and then realized it. "
He paused and said, "Actually, no matter how hard I try, I won't be able to make more money. After all, a person's strength is limited, and in any case, it can't be compared to hundreds of people and twenty cars, right? "
"Boss, can you speak clearly, what do you mean?" Another big bald head sounded a simple and honest voice.
"It means, in fact, it is enough for everyone to work hard to help me make money. It doesn't matter if I can touch it."
The two big bald heads were stunned for a few seconds, and nodded in agreement: "That's the truth, worthy of being the boss of Lal, shameless and so reasonable, it's not surprising to be hung from a light pole one day."
"You can't just talk about me." Lal squinted and glanced at the two big bald heads: "I'm a boss and can be lazy. It's only right and natural, how about you? It's not appropriate to fool around here with me."
"At first, we didn't think it was suitable. People still have to work hard and work hard in order to live a good life."
The two bald heads touched their heads embarrassedly: "But then we thought about it carefully, and suddenly found out..."
Found what?
"As the captain of the first team and the second team, commonly known as the contractor, with hundreds of brothers under his command, you can actually touch them."
"Ah... No, aside from that, don't you want to live a good life?"
"Yes, that's actually the case. We also learned from Boss Lal, thought about it deeply, and found out..."
"What did you find again?"
"We found that surfing the Internet is much more enjoyable than working!" The two bald heads said in unison.
Lal: "..."
"One day, it's not surprising that the three of us were hanging from three connected light poles on the road."
At this moment, at the table next to Lal, a middle-aged man suddenly spoke up.
"I can't pretend I didn't hear what you said just now."
"You are..." Ral looked puzzled.
"You cop."
Lal Trio: "..."
"Don't believe me? Look, this is my certificate."
"It turned out to be true, and he is still a deputy, my God." Lal was shocked for a hundred years.
"Yeah, right, not bad."
"Look carefully, you have a majestic face, you really can't deceive people."
"Hmph, you're not the first to say that."
"But as soon as I opened my mouth, how should I put it, it was a bit..."
"Especially when laughing..."
"When I'm still proud..."
The three of Lal lowered their heads and pondered, and gradually, in their minds, superimposed the image of the man in front of them with an animal, and the matching degree was as high as 99%.
"Like a gorilla, right." The inch-headed spirit man had the courage to explore himself, face himself, show himself, and speak out the answers that the three of them couldn't say.
"Dude, you...you're a real person." Lal admires him a little, this leader is a little too approachable and can be everywhere.
"Really? Right, I also feel quite surprised. Once you get used to this kind of setting, the unexpected feeling is quite emotional."
"Speaking of which, Brother Gott, how could you be in such a place? Could it be that you are on duty in plainclothes? That's not right, a big leader like you, isn't it?"
"Misunderstanding, in fact, this morning, I brought a subordinate to the nearby police station to report. After that, I thought about nothing, so I came here to pass the time a little."
"How can you have nothing to do with a position like yours?"
"Want to hear the truth?"
"Uh...if it's convenient."
"Actually this is the case. I feel that after I return to the bureau, everyone's workload will increase inexplicably, so I simply don't go back, ahahahaha."
Lal Trio: "..."
"Well, brother Gott, you see, although we just met, but for some reason, it just feels like I'm in good tune with you, and it seems that we have known each other for a long time, so there is a question that is very abrupt and presumptuous, but I still want to ask."
"Oh, just ask, I also think we are like old friends for many years." Gott responded with great energy, picked up a bunch of bananas, peeled one, and handed the rest to the three of them.
Lal took the bananas, took three of them, and handed the rest back. While peeling the bananas, he asked a very serious question.
"Brother Gott, based on your strength, how did you become the deputy bureau?"
"Hey, that's the problem."
Gott's face gradually became serious. He stared at the screen, and only gave Lal a flickering profile, with sharp edges and deep eyes. In an instant, he evolved from a gorilla who had lived in the tropical jungle for more than ten years. He has become an old police detective who has been undercover in the tropical jungle for more than ten years. He exudes an air of awe-inspiring righteousness, courage and ability, and even the beard reveals a bit of the vicissitudes of the past.
The three of Lal trembled in their hearts. Could it be that they had lost sight of themselves and were confused by the illusion. Brother Gott has been pretending to be a pig and eating a tiger?
If the mouth hadn't been chewing bananas and made the sound of ah ah ah, perhaps this face and temperament would be more convincing.
"I..." After eating the bananas, Gott lit a cigarette and puffed out a cloud of smoke. His face became hazy, mysterious, and unpredictable. A man with many stories and secrets.
"My Gott, the reason why I have such a great achievement today is not because of other things, but because of myself..."
Sure enough, he was a terrifying and confusing man, the three of them thought to themselves.
"...the wife."
Three people: "..."
"Brother Gott, you are really open, and you can understand people's vernacular." After a long time, Lal narrowed his eyes and gave him a thumbs up.
"I'm not afraid to tell you that the reason why I, Lal, can achieve today's achievements is entirely due to my wife."
"Oh, it seems that your wife is quite capable."
"Your wife is also not bad, quite good."
"Ha ha ha ha."
"Ahahahaha."
Doug & Goff: "..."
What a vicious conversation this is, I don't know that this Internet cafe, which looks very ordinary at first glance, hides some incredible secrets, such as the beep club.
If you want to change the machine, try to change it as far as possible, and stay away from these two people, so as not to be misunderstood by others.
"But, my wife is better." Lal changed his words.
"No no no, it should be my wife who is better."
"Although your wife is great, my wife must be even better."
"Brother Lal, don't be so absolute, your wife may be super good, but there is nothing better than my wife in this world."
"Hahaha."
"Ha ha ha ha."
Although the two were still laughing, their eyes had changed.
Doug and Geoff are already beckoning to the network manager, ready to switch.
"My wife is awesome."
"My wife is awesome."
The two were like a bullfight, with their foreheads together, and their eyes began to turn red.
"My wife is better."
"My wife is better."
"I have a daughter."
"By the way, what is your game called, it seems to be very fun." Gott asked curiously, pointing to the screen in front of Lal.
Lal, who almost fell forward, rubbed his forehead: "Oh, this, a very interesting game, primary minesweeper."
"Yeah, it looks very esoteric, teach me how to play another day, and in return, I will also teach you my best spider card, not me blowing it to you, I have never lost this game."
"It seems that our hobbies are very elegant, unlike my two brothers, who only play mindless 3D marbles."
Finding a common target of ridicule, the two looked at each other, and laughed heartily again, quite a bit of a smile that meant ignoring enmity. Only Doug and Geoff's injured world was completed.
At this time, in the vacant seat next to Dougoff, the chair was pulled away, seated, turned on, geared up, and prepared for a big fight.
He glanced at his neighbor subconsciously, and suddenly let out a startled cry.
"Lal... Uncle?"
"You're... oh, I remember, the guy from yesterday morning." Lal slapped his forehead, then stood up suddenly, showing a vigilant look.
"Why are you here? Say, are you following me? Could it be that you still don't give up on my Sarah?"
"Look at what you said, we live in the same area, isn't it normal to encounter an Internet cafe?"
"It seems right."
"By the way, are these...are all your good friends?"
"Introduce myself, these two are my brothers, Doug and Geoff. This is Gott, who I just met but is already an old friend, but a chief director."
"Oh, hello everyone, my name is Wu Fan, Druid Wu Fan."
"I'm still a Paladin, boy, it's not good to be too addicted to games." Lal laughed.
"Yes, yes, by the way, what were you talking about? When I came in, it seemed that you were arguing fiercely."
"Well, that's a long story."
"It doesn't matter, I am a person who is free every day, and I like to listen to gossip the most."
"Brother Wu is also a bright person."
"I am over-flattered."
"It's like this, let me tell you, after all, it's me who started it." Gott waved, showing his signature gorilla smile.
"It's just the beginning. I told Brother Lal that my wife was the only one who became the leader."
"..."
Was the topic so exciting at the beginning?
"And then brother Lal also said that ~EbookFREE.me~ he also relies on his wife to achieve today's achievements."
Lal gave a thumbs up and praised Goto.
"Then we got into an argument, I think my wife is the best, he thinks his wife is the best, and that's about it."
"It turns out that it's not bad, you two, to have such a good wife, I remember Mr. Lu Xun once said that men who eat soft rice will not be too bad."
"Hahahaha, where is it." The two scratched their heads and smiled embarrassedly.
"However, on this topic, I actually have something to say. I think, although your wives may be great, my wife is the best."
Lal: ? ? ?
Gott: ? ? ?
Dougoff: ? ? ? ! ! !