Vol 2 Chapter 4001: grandma and fish tank
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Diablo Destruction
- Seventh quartet 01
- 1769 characters
- 2022-05-29 01:11:20
When I got home, I found that the girls hadn't had dinner yet. Seeing that Lena and I were back, Veras went into the kitchen to make arrangements and brought out the dishes that had already been prepared.
"Didn't I call and say I'm eating out, so don't wait for me?"
"Brother Wu, have you ever thought about such a possibility?" Lin Ya put down the newspaper in her hand, turned her head from the sofa, and winked at Lena and I, who were holding hands and entered the door.
"What possibility?"
"Actually, the person we're waiting for is Lena."
"Are you still staying at my house in the afternoon? Go back, grandma will miss you."
"Grandma, she..." Lin Ya's expression suddenly darkened without warning, she lowered her head and sobbed slightly.
"What's wrong with her, she's still walking around the twenty-mile long lakeside of your villa?" I wouldn't be fooled, do you think I just met this little girl today?
"It's not like that, grandma, she... disappeared."
"What, disappeared? When?" I was shocked. Although Linya is good at misleading people, she will never deceive people with some inferior lies, so I didn't suspect that she was lying.
"It's been about a month."
"No, she's been missing for a month, and you still happily accompany me to run around every day?"
"Just forcing a smile."
"No, I think you're really happy."
"That's because grandma has been missing for almost a month."
"Wait, why do I understand every word you say, but I can't understand what you are saying? Let me scratch it, maybe you want to express, because grandma disappeared for a month, you are so happy? "
Lin Ya tilted her head and blinked, as if thinking about how to quibble so that she could show her filial piety without fussing.
Very good, the case is solved, and the result is really humiliating.
At this time, Lena explained: "Because grandma usually likes to play with her sister at home, so when grandma is not at home, my sister is so happy."
"I see."
"By the way, grandma also likes to be a prankster."
"So that's the case, I said that even if I lost my memory recently, I can still be so happy." Looking at Linya, at this moment, our hearts are connected and we share the same hatred.
"I feel that Brother Wu's happiness has nothing to do with grandma."
"Are you trying to say that I look silly every day because of my own reasons?"
"Hey, I haven't said anything yet."
"Let's put it aside for now. Shouldn't we focus on grandma? She's been missing for a month, so you're not worried at all?"
Linya and Lena looked at each other: "Well, if you say you're not worried at all, that's not right, but if you say how worried you are, you probably won't be too worried, right, Lena."
"After all, she is a grandma who can travel in Antarctica for a month with a backpack alone."
"Fighted jungle pythons in the Amazon forest."
"Chasing and playing with lions on the African savannah."
"Crossing swamps and miasma under the canyon of death."
"Hunting cannibals in an island far from the world."
"Wait, you wait." Listening to the two sisters, you and I recounted Raphael's glorious history, I pressed my temples to interrupt.
The grandma you mentioned is really the grandma I know?
Isn't it a combination of Stallone and Bei Ye?
"All in all, it's good to get used to it. If my brother recovers his memory, it will be no surprise." Seeing that I was desperately trying to complain, Lena made a conclusion. Suddenly, her pocket shook and she took out her phone. Look.
"Don't worry, brother, look, grandma's circle of friends just posted a new update."
Lena handed me the phone.
On the screen, there is a selfie, a sentence.
The selfie should be taken on the water, and the owner only showed half of the plain white arm, which was placed on the head of a well-behaved .jgp great white shark.
The following words are: New Pokémon, GET.
I silently put down the phone and looked at my sister in tacit understanding.
Very well, from now on, let's forget about Raphael's existence. It's better to worry about herself than to worry about her.
"Eat, eat."
"Hasn't Brother Wu already eaten it?"
"The food that Willas worked so hard to prepare for me, no matter how full I am, I have to eat it."
"Is there such a possibility."
"No! Shut up!"
Family chatting during meal time is also an important reflection of family temperature.
"Dad, Daddy." The twins said at the same time.
"We've met a new friend, can we invite her over to the house tomorrow?"
"Oh, that's really rare. I remember you rarely bring friends home to play? What kind of friends are they, classmates at school? Male or female?" .
"Woman, she is a few years older than us."
"Isn't Brother Wu losing his memory? How do you know that Xilusi Ecolu rarely brings friends back to play?" Lin Ya asked coldly.
"Hey, did I guess wrong?" I was surprised, this is confusing the reality, but with the hobby of breaking the illusion of details, there should be no problem.
"I guessed wrong, I should have never brought my friends back to play."
"Yeah...Is that so? Could it be because you're too focused on your studies and don't have time to meet new friends?"
"I don't think it should be." Before the twins spoke, Lin Ya, the little girl, hurriedly answered, rubbing the twins' small heads, and she explained with a smile.
"Actually, I can understand that when Lena and I were studying, we came here too."
"Why?" I asked inexplicably. They are all excellent girls, how could they have no friends?
"Because, I guess, being our friend will probably be very hard." Xiao Nizi explained lightly, not Versailles, but better than Versailles.
To be friends with people whose abilities and appearances are beyond compare can be either stressful or with ulterior motives. Not everyone can be like a two-dimensional character, and they have a big heart at a young age.
Mr. Lu Xun once said that half a step ahead is a genius, and a step ahead is a lunatic. Girls like Linya Lena and Gemini, placed in the ordinary crowd, are no longer a problem of one step ahead or two steps, and they are not the same dimension and relationship at all. The style of painting, they are too good, maybe they have been regarded as freaks?
I felt distressed and rubbed the twins' heads one by one, and at the same time understood the emotion that Lin Ya had just touched.
But then again.
I touched my chin and made inferences about what Lin Ya said just now: "Could it be that I had a hard time as a student?"
"No, Big Brother Wu (brother) is special." Lin Ya and Lena laughed in unison.
"how do I say this?"
"Probably because..." As smart as Linya, it took several seconds to find the euphemism: "Probably because Big Brother Wu is relatively late."
"Ha ha?"
"After all, Brother Wu is at the age of high school, and he can just carry the sick Lena to the field to catch loach, and then put the caught loach in my fish tank, and the strong man can never be caught again."
"I'm not angry when you say I'm a straight man of steel." I nodded my chopsticks a little: "The question is, why can't the loach be caught in your fish tank again?"
"Maybe it's because my fish tank is bigger than a field."
"Make it clear, is that a swimming pool or a fish tank?!"
"Actually, it wasn't that big at first. A friendly international person had to give her grandma a few belugas, so she changed it again."
"Where's the lakeside of your villa? Where's the lakeside of the Twenty Mile Lake Shoreline?"
"What nonsense is Brother Wu talking about? Beluga whales are marine creatures, how can they be raised in freshwater lakes?"
"What about the loach? Can they be put together with the beluga? What happened next?"
"Congratulations, they were eaten before they died."
"Who ate it?!"
"There are many murderers, I think about it, turtles, dolphins, and penguins."
"I understand." When I contacted the text before and after, I clapped my hands, I understood, and the case was solved.
"These are all Pokémon that Grandma caught, right?"
"Great white shark, you can't mix it with other fish. It seems that you have to make a new fish tank." Lin Ya stroked her cheeks, showing a troubled look.
I think you might just buy an island in the Pacific Ocean.
"Or just do it in one step, and sink the enemy's body that is not easy to deal with in the future..." She muttered to herself again, and the little abacus in her heart rattled.
Then I suggest that the water in your fish tank must be taken from Tokyo Bay.
Ah no, why do you, a little secretary, have such a terrifying idea? ! Who is the enemy, the enemy? ! The sniper on the roof? !
"Since when did the topic start to talk about such a boring thing as a fish tank?"
"That's right, compared to the insignificant fish tank, let's talk about the new friend of West Ruth Ecole."
"Yes, yes, that's the most important thing, making new friends, that's great, you're welcome to come to our house anytime, by the way, you say... does she like fishing? No, I mean That is to say, there should be a lot of fish in Linya's fish tank, if she likes fishing, she should be very happy... No, why are you talking about the fish tank again?"
Seeing the pitiful confusion with my head folded and mourning, the girls all laughed.
Velas has always acted as a patient and tolerant listener. Finally, seeing that I was in a crisis of the topic, she took a chopstick dish to the girl next to her and asked with concern.
"Little Jasmine, is school life going well? I really hope you can make new friends as soon as possible."
Everyone laughed, but she didn't. The expressionless and indifferent girl was stunned, her bright yellow eyes blinked, and she answered in a calm tone without emotional ups and downs.
"Friends, no need. Enthusiastic readers are enough."
"Don't you feel lonely?" Lena was also very concerned about this issue.
"Not at all~EbookFREE.me~ The girl put down the tableware, thought about it, and added.
"And, there are even poorer ones."
"I can't imagine, is there anyone who doesn't like socializing more than Little Jasmine?"
"Our gym teacher, an older single female, has recently started trying to befriend ants and frogs because of quirks, personality and preferences."
What quirk? Four-character truth.
What character? Dual personality.
What preference? Rotten girl number one.
Your physical education teacher's name is probably Arius. I took a sip of the soup and thought with a calm expression.
Suddenly, his slipped, and he almost fell from the chair.
Wild Sanwu Princess, she appeared spicy! ! ! ! ! ! !
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