Vol 2 Chapter 4061: Elijah:? ? ?

the next day.
As soon as the little fox came downstairs, he started to attack.
"I heard that you went to spend time and drink last night?"
"Who are you listening to nonsense?" I flipped through the newspaper without looking back.
"What do you say?"
"No, do you women have no more topics to talk about, so you have to talk about me?"
"Tamoya and I chatted with our mobile phone until midnight last night. For my safety, Tamoya naturally had to raise his mouth and be careful of some guy who started to become a playboy."
"If I go to a bar, I'll be a playboy, but if you go to a McDonald's another day, won't you become a fried chicken guy?"
"Look at me tearing that stinky mouth out of yours."
The little fox is getting more and more violent, and he doesn't regard himself as an outsider any more. If he disagrees with him, he will pounce on him and wrestle. Relying on my nine-point combat power, I managed to keep my mouth shut, but I couldn't keep the newspaper, and was torn to pieces. one place.
"You're a girl, you should be more reserved and ladylike." I hated her, rubbed my panda eyes, disapproved, and said to the presumptuous little fox bitterly.
"Even if you want to expose your nature, can you wait a few days later and wait for everyone to get a little better?"
"You exposed it so quickly, how can you deal with your partner in the future, before they have time to confess their love to you, you will give him a villa at the bottom of the river first."
"It's up to you, there are many men who like my wife, and there are not enough villas at the bottom of the river."
"I don't deny that." Taking a glance at the charming little fox, as well as the fox tail, the fox ears, and the feel of the hand, anyone who has touched it knows it.
"Then you have to think carefully about whether those guys who are greedy for your beauty are worth entrusting."
"If the other party doesn't even want my wife's beauty, is he still a man? Wouldn't it be more unworthy of entrustment?"
You look so confident, you really look like the evil dragon Reina.
However, there seems to be some truth to it.
"What I mean is, a guy worth entrusting, at least not just for your beauty."
"Those men are not only looking for my beauty, they are also looking for my pocket money." The little fox yawned out of boredom, as if the men in his mouth were carbon dioxide emitted by her.
"Then in your mind, what does a man worth entrusting want from you?" I clasped my fingers together, and for some reason, this chatting became a midnight emotional radio station.
"Well, pictures or not are actually not my main criteria for choosing a mate..." The little fox tilted her head, she was still young and didn't have time to think about this question, so she just gave a rough answer based on her feelings.
"The point is, this guy has to be pleasing to the eye and to the heart."
"Your answer is very mysterious."
"Hey, love is very mysterious, let it be, and look at me now." The little fox shook the fluffy tail behind her that was no longer covered.
Then he shook the fox ears on both sides of his head, which had begun to take shape.
Why do I think it's a plus? Forget it, you can't say this, but if you say it, this little fox who is overconfident will push his nose to the sky?
"Ahem, it's okay. I think...in fact, maybe most people can accept it. After all...the tide of spiritual energy recovery is rolling, and it will soon be known to the world. Many people will have some changes. If you don't accept it Gotta accept."
"No, did you make a mistake?"
"what?"
"I mean, look at my smooth and supple tail, and look at my pair of plush and cute fox ears. They are already beautiful, but now God has to give me extra points. Wouldn't there be fewer men who could be with me? This is probably the so-called unlucky beauty."
"..."
"Look at your stunned stupid look. Do you think my mother doesn't surf the Internet? I don't understand the hobbies of you stinky men. You have a sanctimonious tone on your mouth, and you are very dirty and perverted in private. Mother, I really like it, just take you as an example, your eyes are always chasing my tail unconsciously, and I almost couldn't help but want to touch it several times, don't think I didn't notice it. "
"Ah, it's nine o'clock." I looked up at the clock, stood up as if nothing had happened, and said, "It's time to go shopping."
"Veras has gone."
"It's time to pick up Vilas."
"Vilas drove there."
"It's time to pick up the car."
"You guys are really rude, you want to run away halfway through the conversation."
"Shut up, you talked to death first."
"Hmph, who told you to underestimate me? I'm not a simple and ignorant girl like Vilas. I surf the Internet every day, and Xiangjiang reporters can't run as fast as me. I know everything."
"Wait, what do you mean? Do you want to say that Vilas was tricked into my hands by taking advantage of my ignorance?"
"Your ability to understand is not bad."
"Good guy, eat mine, live in mine, you really dare to say anything."
"My old lady has one thing to say, one is straightforward, and she is fearless!"
"I'm going to lose my temper!"
"I'm going to get angry... Uh huh, a guy with only nine combat powers." Lucia was really straightforward, and only halfway through the sentence did she feel that this was wrong. She quickly took out her glasses and bit at Mr. Wu as an excuse Change the subject.
It has been several days, but the fighting power has not improved at all, and it is still in the single digits. It is a pity that Mr. Wu's potential has been exhausted, and he has become the mascot with the lowest fighting power in this family.
Thinking of this, she folded her hands on her chest and turned to one side of her body, easily dodging the menacing pounce of the other party. Not to mention that the living room is so big, it is a hundred square meters, but it is only ten squares and eight squares, three flats and two flats, or even only Once leveled, Lucia was sure that the other party would not touch a single hair of her.
After all, my mother's combat power is rising every day, and I am a little embarrassed by the rise.
"Hey!"
"Although it is impossible for you to meet my old lady, I still have to despise you. Why do you pick others to make a three-way attack?"
"Who said I only chose the next three routes, I only have one goal!"
"Tail?"
"No mistake!"
"Your honesty is really perverted."
"Shut up, what's wrong with men liking tails!"
"The pervert is plausible." Lucia felt that she should intensify her efforts to despise Mr. Wu. He is really a pervert, a super pervert, extremely annoying, and disgusting to death.
But I don't know why, I can't hate it, I can't feel disgusted, and I even enjoy it a little bit, probably because, although he is a pervert, he is praising himself anyway, thinking that his tail is very attractive.
Which woman can refuse other people's compliments? Even if the other party is a pervert... No, it is precisely because the other party is a pervert that it is extra real and convincing.
No, how can a pure and beautiful girl like me play with the perverted Mr. Wu?
Lucia realized that there was something wrong with her state of mind and thoughts. It seemed that she had been influenced by the perverted Mr. Wu recently, and she gradually became impure. All kinds of old women were flying around, and she was obviously very ladylike.
So, she made a decisive move and easily subdued Mr. Wu, who was only nine in combat power.
"How about it, the tail is right in front of your eyes, do you want to touch it? You must really want to, right?"
Pressing Mr. Wu on the sofa, she stretched out her tail flexibly, pointing the tip of her tail in vain, dangling back and forth in front of Mr. Wu's eyes, making Mr. Wu's eyes swing back and forth with the tip of the tail like a pendulum. eager to see through.
Eh, just don't touch it.
"You are such a devil!" Mr. Wu scolded in grief and indignation.
"It's better than you being a pervert..."
"Hey!"
Taking advantage of Lucia's distracted speech, Mr. Wu stretched his neck and opened his mouth to bite, but the clever Mrs. Lucia was already prepared, and he twitched his tail lightly, causing the other party to fight with his upper and lower teeth.
"You, you really don't learn well at all, um-huh, come on, you're really touching." Lucia was even more complacent when she succeeded in fishing.
"You..." Mr. Wu sighed.
What, you want to use your mouth when you are not good at skills? You, the pattern is broken, I have never seen any scenes, but my wife has experienced many battles and has been tempered.
"I think... do you... see me particularly pleasing to the eye?"
Ms. Lu, who has experienced many battles and tempered herself, suddenly paused as if the pause button was pressed. Then, a dark blush crept up her cheeks, and she bent over Mr. Wu like a frightened cat. He jumped up and retreated from the sofa to the corner of the living room more than ten meters away.
"You, you, what are you talking about, huh?! You're blind! You're out of your mind! How did you know that my mother likes you?! Disgusting!
abnormal!
narcissism!
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"..."
No, I didn't say that you like me. Your reaction is so big that I am a little embarrassed to complain.
Scratching my head, does this rhythm mean that I want my wife and I to talk about the sweet and sour strawberry flavored love again?
It can only be said that Shattering Illusion Realm can be played.
At this time, the sound of opening the door sounded, and Veras came back, saving the atmosphere of the living room's imminent death.
The little fox hurriedly crawled and ran over. When passing by, he gritted his canine teeth fiercely and stomped on my foot. Are you a child?
"Veras, Vilas, look at your man." She hid behind Vilas, poked out half of her head, glared at me with round almond eyes, and the villain complained first.
"He took advantage of your absence to bully me and tease me!"
"Eh... eh?" The puppy who had just returned home was confused and at a loss.
"What are you doing, hurry up and teach him a lesson, no matter how indulgent you are, there should be more second concubines and third concubines in the family!"
I put my hands on my chest, the old is here, I can't understand what kind of temper Vilas is, how could he be fanned by a mere little fox.
"Yes...is it?" Vilas tilted her head, as if she was thinking, what kind of food would the second aunt and the third aunt like to eat? Will you do it yourself?
"What are you still thinking about? Hurry up and pick up your frying pan and teach him a lesson." The little fox is in a hurry. As a wife, are you not in a hurry? Don't be in a hurry, it's my turn to be in a hurry!
The speaker is unintentional, but the listener is intentional. I was not sure at the time. The battle lost the star, and the purple dragon undressed. Why is this little fox so vicious in his mind, and he played a taboo combination card? Shattered? !
"Eh...but...but..."
"Come on, let's go, we must make him stop his gallbladder today!" The little fox pushed Vilas to come to me, pointed at me up, down, and up, cheering me on.
"Come on, Vilas, it's all up to you to revive the family's righteousness!"
"Aha...Ahahaha~~~What should I do, my lord?" Veras looked back at the energetic little fox, and then looked at me pleadingly.
"She seems to be very excited. If you don't make a fuss, I'm afraid she won't be able to stop."
"What should I do?"
"First of all, put down the shopping bag in your hand, isn't it uncomfortable to carry it?"
"Ah... yes, but it's not heavy." Vilas suddenly came over, smiled and put down the one, two, three, four, five shopping bags in his hand, because Elijah didn't come, and there is still plenty of fruit to store, today's The purchase volume is not large.
"Well...then what?"
"Like this, xiu xiu, how many times do you punch me?"
"But... but, where should I fight?"
"Whatever, as long as you don't get into the frying pan, you can fight any way you want." I showed off my biceps and felt that I was good at it. With a fighting strength of nine points, I brought a strong eight-pack abs and super self-confidence.
"That's... that's what I said, but let me punch you a few times for no reason..." Vilas was entangled.
"Just close your eyes and punch, and you can deal with it."
"Hey, hey, can you stop ignoring me? And Vilas, I want you to teach him a lesson, not to discuss with him how to deal with me!" The little fox who listened to him became more and more uncomfortable, and interrupted quickly .
I want you to teach him a lesson, not for you and your wife to flirt, hey!
"But, for no reason..."
"What is no reason, he teased me, as a wife, don't you think you should be angry?"
"Eh...should it be?"
"Shouldn't it be?"
"It seems...it should be?" Vilas tilted her head, speaking in an uncertain tone.
"Cheer up, Vilas, think about it carefully, and imagine it in your mind!" The little fox frantically gestured with his hands and feet desperately.
"Imagine, your husband, the man in front of you, the number one pervert in the family..."
"Excuse me, because I'm the only man in the family, so even if you slander me so much, I can't find a reason to refute it for a while."
"Look, he can't refute." The little fox said proudly.
"Ah...well, then...and then?" Vilas felt a little confused.
"Then, imagine this pervert bullying me in front of you."
"e..." the wife pondered.
"Think about it, think about it carefully..." Feeling that Vilas was not motivated, the little fox had no choice but to add fuel.
"In front of you, in front of your eyes, he pressed me, a beautiful and pitiful girl, under his body, while laughing loudly, tearing my clothes, and asking me to obediently offer him my tail Knead and play."
"I think you don't need to say the last sentence, it affects the atmosphere." I couldn't help but interrupt, just the last sentence abruptly raised the 18x scene to sub-direction.
"Oh, let's delete the last sentence." The director and heroine Little Fox stroked his chin and thought, yes, so he stuck decisively.
"Then... and then?" Vilas looked troubled, feeling a little too late to enter the scene.
"It's just tearing clothes, tearing clothes!"
"So... and then?"
"You...you still want to hear the follow-up development?" The little fox was shocked, and the little fox blushed.
"So why did your lord tear your clothes?"
"That must be because...of course it's because..." The little fox blushed more and more, and finally put his hands on his hips and looked at me fiercely: "I will leave this kind of thing to you perverted idiot, and give it to Vilas well." Explanation!"
"Of course it's because..." I moistened my throat and pointed at the little fox.
"She seduced me!"
"Huh...huh huh?!" The unexpected development of the family soap opera made Vilas look at the little fox in shock.
"What did you say?!" The little fox was about to explode.
"She hid the breakfast you made, Wei Lasi, two big meat buns in her clothes. I happened to be hungry, and that's how it happened."
"I see." Vilas pressed her chest and let out a long sigh of relief.
"So it's such a fart! How can you easily accept this result? When did I hide the meat buns? Wait, you guy, are you trying to say that my f is fake? You clearly saw my measurements, You clearly know it, right, you dare to open your eyes and talk nonsense!"
The little fox was so angry that he was already talking incoherently. He didn't care about Wei Lasi's side, so he rushed towards me viciously.
"No, I didn't say that you hid the meat buns in that place." I ran away and defended myself, obviously it was your own misunderstanding.
Besides, your whole body, UU Reading www.uukanshu.com I probably know better than you yourself, how could you be so malicious.
"Kill you! Today I will kill you no matter what!"
"Veras, save me!"
"Ahaha..." Seeing that the two started to fight again, Vilas smiled wryly, thought for a while, tilted her head slightly, and suddenly found a blind spot.
"Why... would adults know Lucia's measurements?"
This sentence is like a immobilization spell, immobilizing Lucia and me on the spot.
ah this... this...
The two of them turned their heads stiffly, looking at the gentle and amiable Vilas with a friendly smile, for some reason, they seemed to see Shura behind her holding a frying pan and exuding a dark aura.
I swallowed hard. Coincidentally, the little fox also made the same sound.
[Hey...she couldn't...really angry, right? 】The little fox's eyes.
[Isn't this exactly the result you expected? 】My eyes.
[I just expect her to teach you a lesson, don't involve me in it, I'm innocent! 】The little fox's eyes.
【Jie Jie Jie, go to with me. 】My eyes.
[If you want to die, you die! 】The little fox's eyes.
Then he stretched out his hand and pointed at me, and reported it to Vilas, crying and crying.
"I explain, Vilas, I can explain. This guy is super perverted. In order to satisfy his desire to peep, he even asked Eliya for a pair of glasses that can see through women's measurements! I am a victim, I am no longer pure, Everything has been seen by this pervert!"
"Eh...huh?" Elia, who was shot just after entering the door, tilted her head, and three big question marks appeared on her head.
The Transcendent glasses I developed with a ten-figure sum of money are used to look at women's measurements?
Am I the source of perversion?
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