Chapter 439: Artifact? 2 artifacts! !

…
When I saw this colorful and brilliant light again, I almost forgot to breathe, and I couldn’t make a mistake. Like the situation when the guardian lacquer armor of Tarasha appeared at that time, the surging power and the tremendous strength Momentum is a scene that only exists in the present world of artifacts.
It's just that what happened to Tullatin's fate? According to the current situation, as long as the switch is pressed, the box will open and the artifact will appear. So, what is the method and standard for this "destined" judgment?
Maybe, if it is not a fate, press it, there will be no response, or simply pop a scary face from the stone box, after all, it is the craftsmanship of the master of the artifact, and the means of the institution are not imaginable by ordinary people like me. .
The moment of doubt in my heart was soon filled with great joy and curiosity. Now, the only thing I hope is that the level of this artifact should not be too high, otherwise it can only be like Taraxa's guard lacquer armor Like the BUG sword, it was refrigerated in the palace.
With excitement, joy, and even pilgrimage, I walked towards the stone box step by step, only to feel that each step was so heavy, as if hanging a huge stone boulder, leaving clear footprints on the hard stone.
Breathing gradually became heavy and messy.
Stopped in front of the stone box, I was fascinated by my eyes, gazing through the magical seven-color light, looking at lying there quietly, I don't know how many years have passed, and I don't know how many adventurers let the tears bleed.
This is the charm of the artifact.
Wiping my hands over and over on clean clothes, I finally shook my hands and reached into the stone box, dragging the mysterious artifact with dazzling light to my palm, and slowly took it out.
When I left the stone box, the colorful light of the artifact suddenly dimmed a lot, but the light was softer and more rounded, which made me think of a word: the ritual of recognition of the Lord.
by. It's a bit too exaggerated. I smirked in a daze. no way. This is the legend. The protagonist halo above the character.
Trust the light to dim down. I finally saw the shape of the artifact. Haha. Sure enough, it was the same shape that came to my mind. A little square shape like a trapezoid.
This is the seventh victory of the man!
but. This shape is a bit familiar. It is more than a foot wide and narrow. Expand from top to bottom. Micro trapezoidal structure. There is a ^ cross in the middle below. It looks like...
Certainly not a weapon. What kind of equipment is it? Where is the equipment? What does it do?
Look at the shape of the artifact. An object that I am very reluctant to admit. Involuntarily emerged in my mind. I quickly shook my head. This kind of delusional thought will be shaken away.
By the way, it may be a belt. Although it is a little longer, wider, and bigger, but the artifact should have the characteristics of an artifact. If you put it on, it is not quite like the tiger monkey in the Journey to the West. Does the leather skirt smell? It's also pretty.
In my mind, the words of incomprehensible appearance flashed, and I kept guessing the purpose and equipment location of this artifact, and suddenly patted my head.
It's true, I am confused by the artifact, and I don't know if I look at its properties?
I took a closer look, and the powerful attributes of the artifact finally appeared in my own eyes.
Panties worn by God (artifact)
Defense: -1
Level requirement: -1
Strength points: -1
Demand for agility points: -1
Attribute: The underwear worn by God, worn for a long time, has a certain aphrodisiac effect.
Explanation: Because it is underwear worn through, there is something yellow on it.
Incidental skills-beautiful color attack: Open the skirt within 001 seconds (must wear a black lace miniskirt), reveal the underwear to the opponent, you can deter the enemy with a certain chance, and fall into a rigid state where the attack cannot.
Incidental skills-Tualatin's taunt: You are mocked by the great dwarf prince Tualatin.
"..."
"........."
"..............."
Yeah, this must be dazzled by me, or just the appearance of the artifact in disguise. Only when it is truly recognized can it show its true posture.
Playing around with this "underpants-like" artifact left and right, even a bit of blood dripped through the fingers, still no response, and on top of it, a few yellow and colorful block colors, the digestive system of organic organisms is exuding and remains. The delicate taste of objects excreted by the excretory organ.
Take a deep breath, one, two, three, vomiting begins!
"Why is the underwear that "God" wore, bastard!!"
Ok? It doesn't feel right, the subtlety doesn't seem to talk about the point, again, take a deep breath...
"Why are you "passing through" bastard!!"
No, there is still a sense of boxing, I take a deep breath...
"Why is "underpants" bastard!!!!!!!!!!!!"
, That's how it feels!
"And, what about this defense and demand? What about this attribute stone? God is getting old? No? What about the yellow and sticky stuff? God is too lazy to wash? Or is it disposable underwear? God uses artifact-level disposable underwear? It's too extravagant, it's too extravagant, bastard."
Finally take a deep breath...
"What is the skill of beauty attack? Why is there a limit to wearing a miniskirt in a man's underwear? And it is specific to the color and style!! This skill is probably not consumed by mana, but by the dignity of the man. When starting to prepare to exercise dignity The value has dropped to a negative number in a straight line!
The last incidental skill made me seem to see the underwear. The old face of Tualatin was floating on it. The yellow spots turned into yellow teeth exposed by his teeth. Looks like.
The anger suddenly broke through MAX and went crazy.
"Malageby's picture! La! Ding! You guy who has a son who has no buttholes, curses your son named Celeron, curses your grandson named Pentium, curses your great-grandson named Core, curses your entire family surname cherry! !"
Huo Huo Huo! !
In the center of the altar, someone who is crazy, dancing with crystal swords, hacking and hacking, kicking the stone box with one foot...
"yawn!!!"
In the skinning forest of Kurast, the team of little foxes who had just killed a small group of users, the paladin Malagueby who had cleaned the battlefield suddenly sneezed.
"what happened?"
The water-like beauty circulates, the little fox looks over with a doubtful tail, and the Paladin will also catch a cold? This is a strange thing.
"Nothing, I always feel as if someone said me..."
Malaguer rubbed his nose desperately, and countless question marks appeared on his crooked head.
After being crazy for a while, I stopped breathlessly, looking at the fresh sword marks on the altar filled with my crystal sword, and the traces of old weapons that had been mottled.
When I first saw the altar, I thought that these old traces were the traces of the previous adventure team fighting for the artifact here, and even filled in my mind a pre-selected struggle for the artifact, and even each had a ghost and suspicion. , The tragic scene of self-harming, the faint traces seem to tell the vicissitudes of history and
greedy.
However, I was wrong. The traces of these weapons have no sad history at all, and no value for reference. It is clearly the same as mine. After being fooled, the mad adventurers left on the spot. Traces of catharsis.
Damn Tualatin, the brain is finished.
and many more! !
In other words, many adventurers have been fooled before? The question is, who can only make these bad guys with extremely bad personalities, who put the super fake artifacts?
I suddenly remembered the box that Tualatin gave me when I left, and remembered what he told me.
"You must wait until you reach your destination, find the artifact, or do not find it before you can open it, otherwise it will be regarded as a test failure."
It turned out that I seemed to understand what was going on?
I yanked out the exquisite little wooden box, put it on the ground, and opened it. As expected, a burst of colorful light came out of the box. With the cracks in the opened wooden box revealed, the whole altar was photographed again. Hualiang.
Inside the wooden box, a "artifact" shaped like a horn is lying quietly!
Doug's saliva corner (artifact)
Attack:-1-0
Level requirement: -1
Strength requirements: -1
Agile requirements: -1
Attribute: +99 bragging skill level
Explanation: The soul of Doug is attached to it. Carrying this thing, the bragging is like a god's help. The voice can't kill the dead, and the saliva can also spray the dead.
Ancillary skills-gaining momentum: You can amplify the voice of the holder ten times, there is a certain chance to distort the truth, the effect is related to the basic voice of the holder.
Ancillary skills-slobbering: When the holder manages to be poor, he can make anime slobber and drive the enemy away.
(Note: This skill has a 90% chance of reaching innocent viewers. On this basis, there is a 99% chance of triggering full-screen taunts, and a 100% chance of entering the siege route. Before use, please judge the strength of both the enemy and the enemy, and use it carefully)
Incidental skills-Tualatin's taunt: Continue Tularin's taunt.
it is as expected……
But why do Tualatin know Doug? One of them is a squat nested in a group of fortresses, and the other is the cowhide king who is still fighting in Lugao. According to the truth, there should be no intersection. Is there any in it? Basic love... Oh, no, it's inside?
Holding Doug's saliva corner in his hand, I froze for a long time. I suddenly stood up suddenly, lifted the stone box that I kicked into the distance, put it back in place, and carefully checked it for several times. Once, until it completely matched with the previous traces, I took two steps back with satisfaction.
At this moment, I didn't know that I was emitting black air from my body, and my eyes narrowed, like a butcher while sharpening a knife while watching a lamb to be slaughtered.
Carefully wipe the inside and outside of the stone box clean, and then solemnly put the "Doug's saliva corner" inside and set it in a correct position before slowly closing the lid of the stone box.
Then, gently press the switch in the corner, and the seamless stone box lid suddenly opened, bursting with colorful light, just like when I first opened it.
Very good, close the lid again, close your eyes and check it again and again until there are no omissions.
I am afraid that when the last group of adventurers put the "Pant Underwear" into it, the action was exactly the same as mine.
This is human nature. I look away.
Then, pick up the dirty colorful underwear, put it in a wooden box and put it away. I ripped the return scroll, and the figure disappeared into the blue light column.
The light exploded. The next moment, the majestic and magnificent buildings of the Demon Fortress and the gray sky, eyes appeared in my eyes.
By the way, I almost forgot, multiplying the full value of the rage slot now, let's do one thing that must be done first.
"Brother, don't you mind opening the delivery station of the River of Fire for me?"
I suddenly turned my head and put it on the shoulders of the teleportation mage, and the rumbling on my face was clearly exuding "you better be docile and obedient, so that is good for you and me, otherwise what..." Triad atmosphere.
"This, Lord Elder, Master Akara said..."
This poor mage on my shoulders was the one I met last time. At this time, under the pressure of my bad intentions, sweat was flowing on the forehead, and he tried to use Akara. Guanyin statue, continue to suppress my grand monkey.
"Then you can tell her that if you don't activate it for me, don't let me do it anymore. Now, immediately, immediately log in to activate me!"
You guys, don't you know how much my character value is negative? You want me to break the record in the city of God's Punishment, right, it's right to break the record of the 729 lightning strikes of that unlucky adventurer, tell you, there are no doors!
This poor little mage, who has been subjected to such a triad-like persecution, crying with a sad face, under my fierce gaze, helplessly registered my name, which also means that when I want to complete the mission of the Fortress of Demons in the future , Can be directly transmitted to the river of flames, no longer need to go through the city of God's punishment.
As for Akara, she doesn’t want to say anything about this trivial matter. Everyone is also an old acquaintance. She knows where my bottom line is, and I generally tend to suffer slightly, as long as I don’t Excessive things are just like old oxen, hard work and hard work, although my old oxen would like to eat mixed and wait for death...
Babble? It just seemed to be fast, and revealed what should not be revealed, is it my illusion?
In short, the full-value anger trough can also be regarded as a merit.
Following the airy steps, I returned to my small hotel. The heavy footsteps struck the wooden stairway "Dongdong", which attracted a large number of passengers.
"Brother Wu, you are back!!!"
The familiar and loud footsteps attracted Linya’s attention. She opened her room door, looked out, and saw that it was me, and immediately showed a kind and pleasant smile, as if to greet her husband’s attentive wife. Generally, welcome.
It seemed that she really stayed in her room obediently as she said before leaving, this clever and confused little idiot.
The expressionless eyes revealed a faint smile, and I suddenly stretched out my hand, embraced the greeted Linya, and kissed her on the smooth forehead.
"Baby Linya, wronged you."
Then let go~EbookFREE.me~ In Linya's cute expression with blushing head and question mark, she continued striding forward.
"Cousin, you are back... Meow...?"
Fini, who was a few rooms away from Linya, also opened the door probe. The bell on her neck followed her movement, and the jingle bell sounded crisply, as if she saw a savior.
I flash! !
"Meow, why is the treatment so different?"
Fini, who was throwing a wall with five bodies, the sound of a faint mosquito came from between the walls...

Everyone keep smashing tickets! The back is very close, and Xiaoqi also wants to get the top 6 bonus once. If he can keep the top 6 in the classification, in addition to the outbreak in these two days, it will continue to be more than 9000 per day in the future. I have put it together, I hope everyone can support it, thank you! !
There are two more chapters tonight! !