Chapter 457: Legs, fists, lambs, fresh milk!

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"Wu Xiaozi, it's you, just right. I want to ask you something."
My footsteps naturally couldn't hide from Kasha. She raised her head from contemplation and looked at me, her eyes seemed to show a hint of hope, and then she shook her head again when she thought of something. Good meat, but suddenly found that the meat was stained with a ball of rat feces.
It's really huge! !
"Oh? Is there anything else that can be rare for a guy like you who doesn't do evil?" There was blue muscles on his forehead, and I said nothing to him.
"Yeah, I encountered a problem..." Kasha frowned, ignoring my malicious blow.
"Suddenly discovered recently that it used to be too bad in the past, so I want to correct the evil and get this fundraising event done properly.
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"..."
Wife, come and see God, old drunkard wants to correct evil?
"But. How can I do it well. Be formal? I have been thinking about this issue."
"..."
Check it out. This man has done a lot of wrong things. I have forgotten what a business is.
"I wanted to ask you. But. I see you..."
Cascia paused. Eyes looked at me up and down. Although not straightforward. But the pair of thieves said clearly. Your kid is not a good person. I don't see any good advice.
Super hot! It's super hot! !
"If you want to do good things for others, that's not easy."
I coughed a few times, and looked inexplicably, looking at Kasha in a condescending manner. Don’t look at us like this. In the original world, I have received countless good cards. Just now, I also received one.
"First of all, to correct evil, you have to make up for the past mistakes, so that others will believe your sincerity, so, you first give me the money to cheat Fanny." I reached out.
"Since it's about correcting the evil, of course, we must cut off all the things in the past, what are you talking about, I don't know what you mean?" Cassia whistled innocently, looking left and right.
This guy doesn't mean to change the evil at all, just thinking about how to better hollow out the adventurer's wallet at the fundraising event, bastard.
I will endure! !
"Okay, if it's just a formal fundraising event, isn't that an easy thing?" I made a big move to the sky.
"That's it, singing!!"
That's right, what I have always insisted on has never produced a swaying theory of conquering the universe with singing!
"Oh, this is indeed a very mediocre good way." Caxia dragged her jaws and fell into contemplation.
"Just, I can't sing."
"That's not easy. I just have a simple song that is easy to sing. You don't have to be polite. Let's try it."
With that said, I copied the brain of the lyrics tunes on the handwriting, and within half an hour, a god-level masterpiece that made the descendants crazy was completed in my hands.
"Boy, can't you see how powerful you are." Kasha gave me a rare thumbs up.
That's who we are, the God of Songs is coming, even if I forget the career setting of the Druid, I shouldn't forget my hidden identity of the God of Songs. I stood up and snorted carelessly in my nose.
"Okay, I'll take it back and give it a try."
With that said, Caxia Fartian was about to get into her little tent for an audition.
"Just work hard, and then my elder will also perform on stage together." I said as a mentor, condescending, the dark people, look forward to that moment of trembling.
"No, you don't have to. Why should you go?"
Cassia immediately turned around and said mercilessly, then slammed into the door of the account, pulled out a sign from the inside and hung outside the door-in business, trespassers patted the fly!
Cross the river to demolish the bridge, this is a typical cross river demolishing the bridge! !
At this moment, I am burning up, very good, you can get your song, don’t forget that I am also an elder, and we will also get a fundraising event, and see who gets more money!
I took a few bites at the gate of the account, and then I left angrily, pondering something in my heart, and it was already dusk before I knew it.
Counting, the two little angels in the family should go home today. Thinking of this, I quickly accelerated my pace happily, but I didn't expect that the little angel didn't meet, so I met Fanny, who was downcast.
"What's wrong, burning someone's bar, not satisfied yet?" I looked at Fanny with a dull expression, looking sideways.
"Meow, he was caught by the guards and lost a lot of money." Finella shrugged her head.
Oh, it turned out to be the case, no matter what, this guy burned the bars of other people. It was a matter of course to lose money. I thought that I hadn’t lost a lot of money. I was just cheated by the old drunkards for their fundraising activities After paying the money, I almost didn't take out my underwear.
This guy is also really pitiful. He was cheated of his part-time work, but he had to pay a large amount of compensation. The price of a bar is very expensive. This is the same day that he was born three years ago. .
"Daddy—Daddy—"
As the sweet voice sounded, two white little angels flew towards me in the distance.
It was my little babies, Sirius and Ecole, and I quickly greeted them, holding the two little angels in my arms.
They had probably just returned from the training camp. They were still wearing simple and convenient white robes. Two identical red flapping faces revealed crystal sweat and looked even sweeter and more lovely.
"Father and Dad, Sirius (Ekro) misses you so much--"
The two little guys are like puppies who are coquettish after seeing the owner come back, constantly using soft faces, rubbing on my left and right faces, very intimate.
"Dad wants to die you too."
I was not willing to be outdone, and the scum that had been specially stored for ten days finally came in handy, constantly rubbing their chins on their faces, making the two little angels giggling, and saying that itchy, Dad was a bad guy, but he turned his face Come up
Tak kissed on my face, let passers-by look greatly envious.
"Cousin, these two are your daughters meow? So cute..."
Putting down the two little angels, Fini didn't know when she had come up together, staring at the eyes of Cyrus and Ecole.
I have forgotten that this guy used to be a full-fledged loicn. Presumably I have changed now, and I still don't change my life. At best I just changed the way I like it.
Finally she said that she had shaken out her hands to Sirius and Ecole: "Come and let her sister hug."
The twins were hiding behind me, looking at Fanny timidly, presumably this pseudo-mother was so harmless to humans and animals that she didn't even flash off.
"She is a man."
I said in a voice that only the twins could hear. The atmosphere was a little bit out of my expectation. The smiles of Sirius and Ecole became brighter and sweeter, just like angels in the flowers, almost even I was dumbfounded. Too.
When Fini was a few steps closer, Cyrus and Ecolu kept their charming smiles, and jumped without warning, giving the feeling that it was as if they were going to Fini's arms.
Gemini Skills-Broke Son's Legs!
At the next moment, two slender legs with the same touch directly hit Fini's three points under the umbilicus. With a thump, Fini's mouth foamed and fell.
I swallowed and clamped my legs. I'm afraid any man would feel uncomfortable when he saw this.
"This, Sirius, Ecole, who did you learn from..."
I almost asked with a crying cry, if the two little angels would give me this in the future, wouldn't it be the end?
"This is... the aunt pastor in the training camp teaches our defense and self-defense skills..."
Sirius matured a little, and probably knew that the trick was indecent, her little face flushed down, like a child who did the wrong thing, and she didn’t dare to look at me timidly, and the pitiful expression directly hit my heart.
However, it is terrible, this trick is terrible, the most terrible thing is not the hit position, but the tactics contained in it.
Imagine a lovable little angel like Cyrus and Ecole, even if there is only one, when she smiles sweetly at you, unless she is a desperate and insane person, it can’t resist it, even if Clearly seeing her kicking towards you with a smile, I'm afraid I won't believe it, think this is an illusion.
But there are two little angels in this way, and they look exactly the same. The power is not as simple as multiplying by two. I estimate that even the little fox with three tails may not be inferior. I wonder who can prevent it in the world?
Roar, after all, what are the training camps teaching? ! Although it is very practical, but as a father, I just can’t help crying, bastard! !
"Cyrus, Ecole, if you don't want Dad to hug, just say it first, don't use this trick to deal with Dad? Promise Luo?" I cried my thighs in tears, bent down to face two Little angels draw their little fingers.
"Don't agree this way." Aike hugged my bent neck in a dew, and kept shaking his little head desperately. The black right pony tail scratched my nose.
"Ai Kelu asked his father to hold him for life."
"So is Cyrus." Another little angel shook her left ponytail, and the small face shyly grasped the corner of my lichen with small hands, without concealing the firmness in his eyes.
"Woo, Dad is so touched, it's Dad's wrong, change the agreement, Sirius and Ecolu, promised not to deal with Dad with the tricks just now, will it work?"
As I shed tears of emotion, I cuddled two little babies in my arms, and my father hurt you so much.
"Of course not!" Sirius looked at me with confused eyes, as if I were asking why people should eat and drink Lhasa.
"The teacher told us to beware of other men."
"Yes, Dad is Dad, not any other man." Little Ekolu quickly helped.
"Ai Keluo (Cyrus) likes Dad the most." Then, the twins who communicated with each other took a kiss on my left and right faces and said with a smile in unison.
With a bang, my soul seemed to fly out of Jiuxiaoyun, so happy that I forgot who I was, holding two little angels from left to right, striding home as if I were going to float.
"I...my existence..."
For a while, a pseudo-mother lying on the ground, tearful, stretched out a small hand towards the back of her leaving, and fell with a touch.
The next day, I started to think about how to suppress the old drunkards in the fundraising activities, to fight their arrogance, and to give the camp a bright future.
Thinking about it, I set my sights on Xiao Velas, who was busy back and forth.
"Little Lulu, come here, come here,"
Waving at her, I heard that I blatantly called her nickname. The shy little wife suddenly blushed, quickly wiped the water stains on her little hand, and ran over to block my mouth.
The little lamb brought to my door didn't have any reason to eat. I took her into my arms and kissed her on her pink and slippery face.
"Little Lulu, can you do me a favor?"
I would like to talk about the idea of ​​comparing with the old drunkard. Naturally, I hope that her Roggeji can show her talents. As long as our little exposed horse, the old drunkard and the miser have gone all day, they must be obedient. Bowed his head and claimed his position.
Unexpectedly, Velas shook his head desperately.
"I just want to be an adult's wife...wife..., I just want to do what I should do, and show my head...I don't like it."
This lovely little maid, who is already an old husband and wife, is also ashamed to hang the word wife on his mouth, and stammered in another way of saying.
Velas's original hope was to be an ordinary, bland, stable little wife. It was really difficult for her to do this. For the sake of thinking, I no longer forced her to kiss on the soft cherry lips A bite.
know
It won't force you, Little Lulu is the best little wife. "
Velas, who had just let go of his hand and was so shy, ran back to his room at a speed that even the assassin was stunned.
Plan A failed, and I covered my head with a headache, and it felt really hard to handle.
By the way, Song Ji can't be invited. We really have a dance girl. Linya is not the future dance girl. As long as she performs a song on the next Christmas Day, this honor is hers.
Thinking of this, I quickly hurried to Linya’s house. This really persistent girl was worried about the table full of hands, and the heirs of the big family were not easy to do.
"Brother Wu, this...I can't, absolutely not?" Listening to me, Linya shook her head quickly.
I glanced at the table waiting to deal with the hand notes, and suddenly realized: "No time?"
"No, not like this..."
Murmured, Lin Ya's pretty face was getting red and red, her head was getting lower and lower, um, she had an instinct.
"Baby Linya, tell me, why not?" I leaned up, staring at her beautiful and unbelievably beautiful face, gently combing her dark green hairline, and showing the killing tenderness. Beautiful (?) male plan.
"Because...because..."
Linya's head is getting lower and lower, and she has been completely buried in the pile of handwriting on the table, and the exposed ear roots are also showing a red color. What is the reason why she is so shy?
"Because of the clothes for praying to the gods, you can't...can't...can't chuck..."
At the end, her hot face seemed to have smoked white smoke.
Can't... wrap your chest...? !
My brain turned slightly, and I suddenly realized that my eyes were involuntarily aimed at Linya's heavy chest. From time to time, I knew that Linya had bound the Jade Peak on her chest tightly and tightly, even That's it, she still holds up the loose mage robe in front of her chest, it looks too magnificent. If you can't restrain when dancing, you can imagine...
Probably not the dance, but the milk shake dance.
"It was for this reason that I did not come back on the last Christmas Day?"
"Huh~~" The nod buried in the hand tapped lightly.
"Don't be sad, don't be sad, at least it can show that you have exceeded your grandmother Rafael in some ways."
I combed Linya's hair like a high-grade silk feel, and said fascinatingly, but not, Raphael can jump, dare to jump, it has already shown that her milk is far less than Linya, now Child, the development is getting more and more...
Before thinking about it, Linya, who was shy to the limit and broke out, fell to the ground, and Pink Fist kept falling on her body: "Let you talk, let you talk."
For a while, I sat contently in the arms of Linya, who was still self-shy, lying on the ground, the mouth and the soft and soft lips were separated by only one finger, and the distance between the two was very intimate.
"What about the God's birthday this time?" I gently kissed the tip of the little white jade and said softly.
"What else can I do, of course not to participate, does Brother Wu want me to participate." Linya asked, exposing her sly side, exhaling round my neck.
"Of course not. You are mine. I can only show me in the future."
I vetoed it without thinking about it. I don’t want Linya to dance like that in the public, even Akara, and you don’t want to see the sacred dance of praying.
"Who will show you alone?" Lin Ya bowed her chest in disbelief.
"I can't help you anymore, my little baby, hehe--" Thinking of Linya wearing a costume in front of me in a dim room, dancing in a holy prayer, my body reacted immediately .
"what--"
With a cry of exclamation, Linya, who was close to me, felt it immediately, leaving her arms in a panic, tidying up the messy robe, and arching her hands out of the room.
"Don't make trouble with Brother Wu, I still have a lot of things waiting to deal with, busy, hum~~" After that, close the door of the room, put your body behind the door, and cover yourself with a throbbing heart and mind I don't know what I was thinking, the blush on my face gradually spread under the beautiful and collarbone...
Plan B also failed. Is it really going to go to Lugaoin to pull back the three notes and come to a four-person chorus? Thinking of Doug's voice, I knew in my heart that I was trembling. Squeeze the audience.
Thinking is temporarily in a dead end again, forget it, I don’t want to think about it for the time being, maybe the inspiration will come when the time comes, I just cheered up and looked up, and saw the figure of Fanny, sitting alone by the fountain, just like yesterday Di Kaxia's movements are thinking about something.
How do you describe this guy? Figures are everywhere, tragedies are everywhere...
"What are you thinking?"
Fanny raised her head in contemplation and saw me, immediately shook her eyes, then shook her head. The sight of the acquaintance aunt who picked pork picked me up.
Do you guys have the same mindset as the old drunkard?
"I was thinking, how to teach the red-haired mean woman once to let her know that my Fanny is so annoying."
With that, she also wields her delicate fist with mighty power, and said with a seemingly majestic, but not at all majestic tone.
"Oh, ah, did you think of a good way?" I suddenly squatted and squatted to her side, "concerned" asked.
"Meow, not yet. I am not familiar with the camp here."
Fanny shook her head. Indeed, as the so-called strong dragon kept its head on the snake, how could it be so easy for Fini to find a good way to teach the other party in a place where other people had lived for decades.
"Fini, did you forget something?"
I focused on her shoulder with a long heart, and said in the tone of the elder, with wise eyes looking at her deeply.
"Meow
(What's wrong?) Fanny looked at me with a puzzled face.
"Did you forget who we are? It's an adventurer, and the adventurer has an irreconcilable contradiction, how to solve it? Presumably you know better than me." Then, I gave my fist hard.
"The most direct and concise way."
Fanny suddenly realized! ! I knocked my head and said annoyed: "Woooo, really, I even forgot this kind of thing~~"
Saying that, she jumped from the fountain, and the "killing" was preparing to find someone PKK, and suddenly turned back.
"Cousin, do you know how strong that red-haired woman is?"
Khan, it seems that this guy has not been completely overwhelmed by anger, and I wiped a little cold sweat.
"I don't know, I have never seen her show her true strength."
I shook my head, the conscience of heaven and earth, I absolutely did not lie, I did not see the old drunkard showing the "real" strength.
"It's like this? Forget it, adventurers in the camp, the strength should not be too strong." Fanny, who retaliated, subtly ignored the two keywords in my words, muttered in her mouth, and trot away. Too.
"Amen, I wish you an early Buddhahood."
I solemnly faced the back of Fini’s departure, and compared a cross on my chest. At this moment, I seemed to see a light, which was falling from the sky on Fini, two fat little doodle angels Trumpeted her around.
A moment later, I had just returned to the door of the Magi’s Guild, and I met Fini, who was gray-faced, her face, hands, and the maid uniform on her body were dirty, and her head was depressed, even the kitten on the chest. The bells and sounds are a bit listless.
"What's the matter with you, Fanny?" I exclaimed with a grin.
"Cousin Meow?" Fini wiped her dirty face, her face haggard.
"That red-haired woman is really strong. Before I could teleport, she stepped on her feet and poked me in the head with a lance handle. Look..."
She turned her head towards me with some seriousness, and she could see a lot of slightly raised packets.
Fuck, I’ve been treated like this more than you. If the old drunkard inherited her bad strong S character, most of them inherited from Sister Sarnah, I am afraid that all the camp except Alcala will have to live. Under her obscene prestige.
"Then she was sent by her again and bought a lot of wine to be filial, so that she could escape safely." After that, Feini, who felt hopeless for revenge, sighed heavily.
"It turned out that I didn't expect the master to have been hiding such a master. Fortunately, I didn't provoke her." I pondered for a moment, seeing Fanny's loss, she hugged her on the shoulder with a laugh.
"Look at you, it doesn’t matter, martial arts is high, and I’m afraid of kitchen knives. Since I can’t compete, then wisdom is the way to win. Wisdom is the strongest means God has given us. Look at that red-haired woman. Silly, does it look like you have a lot of intelligence? In that case, why don’t we cover her secretly?"
With such consolation from me, Fini seemed to rejuvenate again, thinking of Kasha's silly optimistic appearance in her mind, and kept nodding.
"Come here, come to my house to rub it first, and you can't think of any attention when you are hungry."
This time, I really wanted to help Fanny get back to the game. After all, compared to the old drunkard who was angry and angry, Fanny was still much cute.
However, the force value of the old drunkard is too high, and it feels a bit like a drop in strength, which makes people unable to start, headaches.
When I got home, I realized that Velas was no longer, and Sarah probably went out with her too. As for Princess Sanwu, cough, rest assured, just like the domestic kittens, even if I ran out to play occasionally, I was sure at dinner Will come back on time.
Veras is not here, who will make the big meal? I can only barbecue and stew broth.
Suddenly clap your palms, yes, how to forget, is not Fini is a master? All I have to do is prepare materials for her.
I turned the cabinet over the cabinet for a while, and only found some vegetables that did not seem to be very delicious. It seems that Velas and Sarah went out, because the ingredients at home were all used up.
I pondered for a while, and when I thought of what else I could do for a big meal, my eyes glanced involuntarily at the small kennel leaning against the tent, with a few white flowers and furry animals.
Here I want to explain again that there were only two lambs in the original pen, which were named Xiaofan and Xiaosi by Verras, but after so many years, these two lambs also grew up on me Shortly after the second walk, even the secretive act was secretly carried out, and the bead wore secretly and gave birth to three tender and tender lambs.
"Two or three months old lamb, the meat is the tenderest." I slobbered.
"Uh huh." Fanny nodded in agreement, and her stomach was hungry.
"Speaking of this lamb, I thought of something." A flash of light flashed in my mind, and I said suddenly.
"Sister Selna said that the old drunkard hated beef and milk the most, and always related to cattle."
"It turns out she still has such a weakness!" Fanny secretly wrote down.
"Forget it, don't think so much, just fill your stomach and talk."
Fanny and I got together and hugged a little lamb in our arms. This little lamb didn't know that the tribulation was coming, and he still looked at us curiously with his watery eyes.
"It's up to you to solve it, I'll make a fire."
Division of labor and cooperation, work fast, and soon, I set up a wooden frame, set up the firewood, and Fanny holding the lamb, also drooling, the other hand flashed with lightning.
"Be gentle, don't move, it'll be over at once, and it won't hurt." Fanny said, and slowly touched the palm of the flashing thunder to the innocent lamb.
murderous look! !
At the next moment, I felt a creepy terror coming from behind. My brain turned slightly, and I immediately understood it. I looked at Fanny silently.
Fanny, you want to protect
Then, holding a staff in his hand, the twitch disappeared.
"Huh? Cousin, you..."
Feeling the fluctuation of magic, Fini stopped her hand and turned to look at it, only to find that I had just sat on the floor, and now someone was gone.
Then, she instantly sensed the murderousness, mechanical stiffness turned around, the occurrence of completely blackened Velas, wearing a maid uniform, holding a pan in one hand, holding a green on one hand, the whole body seemed to emit a wave Shares black waves.
Behind Villas, there was a young girl who was as beautiful as an angel. She was looking at herself with an anxious gaze, slowly drawing out her long sword, Liu Mei was like a sword, and her body exhaled a breath of breath.
If the first two girls can only make her feel scared, then the last one is enough to make her afraid, Princess Sanwu, Princess Sanwu who once plunged her into the water, if there is anyone else in this world who can make Fanny was afraid, only the three princesses in front of her, maybe even a little ghost.
"Meow~~~Meow~~You listen to me~~~~"
Fini felt that every syllable that popped out of her throat, like her own body, was trembling desperately.
"Leave the little gauze in your hand, and then die!!"
The completely blackened Velas, in a concise and stern tone, has a courageous and terrifying momentum. The gentlest person, when he starts the fire, is the most terrible.
When Fanny trembled and put the struggling little lamb down to the ground, the pan was pressed towards her head with a broken voice.
"Woo~~~ Cousin, help meow, your wife, it is all terrible meow~~"
Today, the mages of the Mages Guild can see a novel scene. The three nationally-sounding wives of Elder Wu Fan’s house, holding a variety of murderous weapons worth pursuing, chased and killed a pretty woman suspected of a barmaid. After four or five laps, rumors are brewing again.
"Emotional disputes!" mage a decisive determination.
"Every elder is engaged in an affair!" Master B is more specific.
"The husband was caught in bed and the mistress was tragically murdered." Master Bing seemed to witness it with his own eyes.
Not to mention how I explained to Verras later that Fanny who fled into heaven took a deep breath and looked back at the door of the Mage Guild, revealing a look of fear.
This is simply the gate of hell, and will never be a step further.
Meow, my cousin is about to be finished. May God bless you and return your soul to heaven.
Phoebe prayed silently. She knew that, compared to being chased by herself for four or five laps, when those few terrible women returned, her poor cousin, who could not escape, would undoubtedly be better than herself. Worse.
However, I finally found what the weakness of that despicable red-haired woman, rest assured, cousin, I will fulfill your wish.
Fini clenched her fists and looked up at the sky. In her eyes, the clear sky appeared as if someone with "unrequited ambition" emerged, showing a smiling face to herself, and then fell like a meteor.
Then, Fini rushed to the trading area in the Western District for a while, and then went back to the hotel with a winsome smile to sleep.
The next day, Kasha was sleepy out of the tent. She spent the whole day yesterday hiding in the tent to practice songs, expecting a blockbuster, and now her throat hurts a little.
When she stepped out of the door, she saw a petite figure standing not far in front of her door, and her eyes immediately became dull.
Walking on cowhide shoes, wearing cowhide pants, wearing cowhide clothes, gloves and cowhide sleeves, wearing cowhide hats, carrying a string of raw beef in one hand, and Fini with fresh milk in one hand, appeared in a gorgeous shape.
"Well, what are you doing?"
Cascia felt her voice tremble a little, and saw dewdrops on her hat, wondering if this guy would have been standing outside before dawn.
However, Cassia was half out of consternation, half because she practiced a day's song yesterday, and some trembling voices were mistaken by Fini for thinking that the other party was afraid, and she was more certain in her heart.
Cousin, you really didn’t lie to me this time!
"Appoint me, you despicable woman, obediently call out my wages and apologize, otherwise I'm welcome."
"..."
"Damn, are you still stubborn at this point? I admire your courage, but I won't forgive you like that, die."
Saying that, Fini splashed a big barrel of fresh milk on Kasha's head.
"Wow--"
Originally, she was able to avoid Kasha's skills, but she was too shocked. I believe that no one would be much better than her in this situation. So, she just woke up with the brain, yet I didn't wake up at all, so I was splashed with milk.
"Dirty woman, have you learned the lesson? Tell you, it's not over yet." Fanny threw the bucket, throwing the raw beef in her right hand proudly, and laughed.
Just lightly wipe the fresh milk on the face, and Caxia seems to react. The expression is more indifferent, and the corners of his eyes slightly touch. If someone who has been taught countless times is present, he will immediately know that this guy is going to be angry Too.
"I said..." Cassia interrupted Fini's laughter. UU reading www.uukanshu.com
"I hate everything related to cattle, probably Wu Xiaozi told you."
"Yes, this is a triumph of wisdom, hum~~" Fanny shook her index finger proudly.
"So, did he tell you that'hate' and'fear' are totally two different things?" Kasha put her head on her forehead with a headache. How come the nearest child is so stupid?
"Huh—?" Fanny's smile froze in an instant.
"Do you know? Your dress, especially, can provoke me to beat me up."
"Karakara--" Cassama's fists clenched.
Fini's screams followed.

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