Chapter 684: Remember, under the wine glass is the coffee table!

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"you guys……"
Watched a group of adults who succeeded in mischief. I have been speechless for a long time. What are these? Are you all middle school students who will paint on the sleeping arm with an oil pen?
"Ha ha ha ha, see, brother Alsace, this guy's wine...hiccup..."
Prohibited for a long time, Liken's volume of wine was also declining. One-third of the jars were already drunk, and his face flushed with a hiccup, and then he laughed.
You fall down for me too! !
"Oh oh, isn't this Hannah? How pitiful is sitting here alone."
Hans is not much better, no, it should be said that it is more serious than Ricken, I don’t know which one is wrong, and I’m not satisfied after drunk Gris, and I smirked, those squinting eyes Scanning constantly, Hannah locked on the other side at once.
Hello, that's your sister, Brother Hans. Do you want to upgrade from a secondary school student to a bad elementary school student who takes pleasure in bullying her sister?
Hey~, weird, obviously a little drunk, why did the Tucao become sharper?
I shook my hazy brain, then turned my head confused, looked around, and found that everyone's squinting eyes also showed a lot of interest, and then coaxed.
Although it wasn't the kind of unwilling gaze of Gris who was drunk and drunk, it was somewhat malicious to see the usual drunken attitude of Hannah like an iceberg.
So if you leave behind at the wine table, it will easily become the goal of others, please remember, please remember.
"Cough, you can't do this."
With a few coughs, Hans suddenly took a step forward with a big wave of his hand, and he stopped everyone with awe-inspiring awe.
Oh oh, although the thing is what you provoked, but at this critical time, I can stand up and save my sister. As a firm sister, I have changed you a little bit from Hans, although only paramecium The length is so little.
Want to enroll? The chairman is Zeng, and the vice-chairman is White Wolf, definitely not the strangely organized churches in the mouth of Ormas.
As a result, before I could boast about it in my heart, Hans hiccupped and hugged him at the reception...no. It was only half a year after the celebration, that is, not long after Ricken had just brought out his treasures, the wine jar that had never been laid down again, took another step forward.
"Hannah, don't worry about them. You can drink this altar... hiccups... just drink it, and the rest...brother I will help you deal with it."
Hans made the appearance of a good brother who looked like Hannah's big one, and handed her the jar with two thirds of wine.
It turns out that you are just thinking about how to irrigate your sister bastard! !
In an instant, I crossed out Hans's name from the alternates. This kind of brother stuffed him into a pickle jar to make an adult head vegetable jar, and it was not excessive to salt it for three days and three nights.
After taking the wine from Hans, Hanna glanced at everyone silently. The face that had never been seen under the cloak hat, could not see the expression on the contrary, and the opposite. The expressions of other people were so dazzling that they were full of sin.
I understand, I understand what everyone is thinking. The kind of curiosity that drunks Hannah and sees what has always been like an iceberg after drunkenness.
But how can a girl be so embarrassed for her own selfish desires? As an upright man, I, Druid Wu Fan, can't look past your ugly face.
In an instant, the soul in my heart that represents love and justice and peace, burning up, drove me to take a step forward, glanced at everyone with a positive eye, until they realized their ugly soul, After ashamedly bowing his head, he stepped forward again and came to Hannah.
"Sister Hannah, don't listen to your brother. The girl drinks indecently with the wine jar. Come, I will give you a clean bowl. Don't worry, drink slowly. It doesn't matter if you get drunk."
Everyone: "..."
"You guy, obviously want to see how Hannah is drunk."
When I stepped back, the paladin Barr, who clearly had a sharp head but a thief, whispered in my ear.
"Huh, it's superficial. My purpose is completely different from yours." Sneered. I pushed the imaginary glasses on the nose frame and said.
"Oh?"
The barbarian Paladin Barr was stunned by my impetuousness, and made a surprise.
"Me, but with the eyes of art, it's completely different from your ugly purpose."
"Is it any different?" Barr asked, tilting his head.
I:"……"
Barr: "..."
"Humph, you don't understand."
For a moment of silence, I avoided Barr’s questioning gaze, and looked up far away. The gloomy gaze seemed to pass through the gloomy dark clouds, seeing through the stars in the sky universe, the sun and the moon were limping.
It was just like this that was fooled past...
The thought of the Paladin Barr was equally distant, and he burst into tears.
Hannah, holding the wine jar in one hand and holding the wine bowl in the other, still said nothing. From the beginning to the present, I have never heard her speak. If it was not Hans, I almost regarded her as Dumb.
Don't talk, even some actions, such as nodding and shaking your head, are rarely seen. The Hambag team seems to be used to her attitude. As long as she refused to shake her head, it meant that she had no opinion.
This has completely surpassed the definition of Sanwu, is there a better house to describe it?
Now, how does Hannah, who is holding the wine bowl holding the wine jar, choose? Even if you choose to refuse, just say "no", which is probably what everyone expects to hear besides looking at the drunken appearance of Hannah.
According to Hans, his brother has not heard a syllable from Hannah's mouth for nearly half a year.
To be honest, Hannah is the weirdest girl I have ever seen. Although Princess Sanwu is also strange, but after getting along with her for a long time, she can still find that her indifferent face like a beautiful doll actually has a pretty normal girl's heart, delicate, sensitive, soft and changeable. Stubborn, like to be coquettish, etc., if you want to say something abnormal, it is probably the attachment to drinking tea, and the...cough, hobby and other things.
Hanna, who accepted everyone's attention, suddenly made a move at this time, only to see that she gently poured the wine jar and filled the bowl in her hand.
"Oh oh oh oh-!!!"
Everyone looked at Hannah's actions and opened their mouths involuntarily, and exclaimed. The surprise was mixed with excitement, as if they saw God with thick chest hair on the upper body dancing in a hula.
"Guru—Guru--"
Drinking in a small mouth, drinking in a small mouth, although the face is shrouded in shadow, this cute drinking method as if a kitten licks milk still gives an elegant and lovely beauty.
But at this time, no one would pay attention to Hannah's occasional show. The girl's petite and cute side. Everyone's eyes were fixed on the horizontal line in the bowl. Until they dried up, they gave an admiration and applauded. It seemed that Hannah had done something remarkable, but perhaps it was indeed a remarkable thing for her.
Then, Hannah, who said nothing, continued to fill the bowl. Then I drank in a small sip. Although I didn't drink fast, there was no pause in the victory, so the remaining five or six pounds of sake in the wine jar was still disappearing at a slow rate.
"Guru—Guru--"
"Guru—Guru--"
"Guru—Guru--"
...
"Hey, Hans, your sister seems to have a good drink."
Everyone who has drunk knows that such continuous infusion is the easiest to get drunk. Seeing that Hannah has drunk seven to eight of the wine, but she still hasn’t fallen down, the stunned Ricky, with his elbow Hans, who was also dumbfounded next to the top, said.
"Then...that is, with my brother like me, where else can Hannah go? Also... it's just a little bit worse than me." Hans was puzzled, so not sure.
Looking at his appearance, it is estimated that even he himself does not know that his sister's wine volume is so good, it seems that he has a good grade. He always pats his chest in front of his sister in junior high school and asks if there is something he does not understand in the future. My high school student brother suddenly discovered that one day my sister had secretly completed the university course.
Now Hans's mood is as complicated as the above example, and he wants to find a place to shed some shameful tears called his brother.
In the wine jar, and when the last drop of wine in the wine bowl was consumed by Hannah, she put the jar and bowl lightly aside and continued to face the bonfire, bowing her eyes and resting her mind.
"Woo~~ I am a brother, I am a brother..."
Undoubtedly, it was an incompetent mage who was crying wailing on the side, who felt that he had been left behind by the times and his family (sister).
"Hoo, let's have another bowl. Hey, hey, everyone is not drunk today, come on~
There is no doubt that this sentence is still spoken by an incompetent mage who self-violently abandoned himself because he felt that he had been abandoned by the times and his family (sister).
"Woo, wow, it’s weak, it’s not Vallarida..."
Okay, the mage in front of me is full of tears, drunk, muddy, nonsense, and constantly using his forehead and ground to stun him, so I won’t introduce it again and again.
I was already a little drunk and didn’t plan to drink anymore. As a result, Hans was so troubled. Finally, I had to drink a few more bowls. The footsteps were a little light and fluttering. I took advantage of everyone’s inattention, secretly, using both hands and feet. Climbed back into his tent.
"Ooooooo~~"
Damn, it hurts, but the unfortunate thing is that there is no tragedy this time. Rarely, think about the previous experience, either burn the bar and get a loss of money, or wake up the next morning Here, I found myself holding the magic amplifier tightly in my hands and hanging it from the tree with rags tied to my mouth.
Huh?
Looking back now, why I am hanging on the tree, who is the murderer, I haven't figured this out yet.
In short, I have returned to my little tent this time, and I should be able to stay away from all tragedies. What is it? Isn’t your aura of incompetent tragedy usually pulling? Show me power now, how can you take me? Wow ha ha ha ha ha! ! !
After laughing a few times to relieve the hatred of my heart, I felt a big heart, taking a less stable pace, and wobbly came to the bedside.
"what?"
I rubbed my eyes in disbelief, when was this mattress... There is no impression, is it because he has a foresight, all the beds are made early, and when drunk, you can directly lie down and go to sleep?
Besides, existence is the truth. For a man like me who understands the ninth sense, it is not difficult to predict this simple future... No, to be precise, it is a thing with a probability of 99.99 ! !
correct! finally, I understand! !
Isn’t it because of this that he was jealous of God and forced the attributes of Luchi and tragedy aura onto him?
Huh, it's really ugly, this kind of uncovered jealousy, but if you think that this level of obstruction can knock me down, then you are wrong.
My eyes whispered and kept mumbling, I fell down on the bed, and the faint fragrance came at any time. Ah, the quilt cleaned by Xiao Verasi was fragrant. It is worthy of my own omnipotent wife.
After rubbing it a few times, the consciousness gradually began to blur, but it couldn't sleep completely.
Is it because of thirst? no solution anymore.
I reluctantly got up from the bed, staggered to find the table, and groped for teapots and cups on it. At this time, if I could use the wizard’s mind to drive it, how good should I be, but unfortunately I am walking now. Not to mention casting skills.
"Huh, what is this?"
When I found the teapot and cup, I also found another thing.
A thick book?
Looking at this outer layer made of exquisite animal skin, and then floating dyed black, the paper inside is also the best snow paper made by the camp. I saw the valuable books at a glance, and I was suddenly blinded. Head.
When did you have such a thing in your tent?
If it is usually sober, I will definitely be able to smell the breath of death from this extremely uncoordinated book with my tent, and then have questions, unfortunately...
Oh oh There is also a feather pen in the book, that is to say, this is probably a note instead of a book?
While pouring myself a cup of tea, I took a sip and felt my head awake a bit. I carelessly extended my ignorant hand to this taboo note.
I turn.
Open gently, the pen is written in a narrative way, the handwriting is upright and beautiful, it is simply not neat and beautiful that can be compared with your own earthworm text.
This turned out to be the case. This note was not written by myself, ah ha ha ha, just ignore this kind of trivial matter, read on, keep drunk and laugh a few times, I will turn to the next page.
If it is awake, at this moment, I will definitely be able to notice that the diamond-shaped crystal on my chest is constantly flashing red light like "dingdu~dingdu~", facing the desperate atmosphere, and quickly take the notes in my hand Throw it out, hold your hands up, "Hi" and rush back to your hometown M78 Nebula at the speed of light to hide for ten or eight years before coming out.
Oh, isn't this a pretty warm story? Let me see, Eun, it turned out to be like this. Under the blue sky, a peaceful and happy village in the beautiful prairie, the protagonists are... two brothers and a girl?
It should be a series of love stories that the two brothers fell in love with the girl at the same time.
After roughly turning over two pages, based on our years of experience, the main characters and the main line of the whole story were clearly organized. Huh, don't be obsessed with brother. Brother is just a legend.
In this peaceful and peaceful village away from the threat of monsters, there is a beautiful girl named Sarana, who has long blue sky-like long hair, spring-like clear and pure eyes, and a smile that blooms more than the spring grassland The flowers of Bai are even more beautiful, and the white skin is as watery as the tender grass wetted by the dew. Whenever she begins to sing, the birds will hover in the sky, the fish will dance and dance by the river, and the wind will accompany her , The cloud will shade her.
Whether it is a working adult or a playful child, they will all stop and listen quietly. The whole world seems to be still for it, only the song echoes in the grassland.
The boys in the village have been dumped by Sarana, and even the prince marquis in the Western Kingdom has heard of her beauty, and he has dispatched several messengers through thousands of miles to pass through the deadly forest of mist and convey his own Adore.
Oh, this delicate text, which has a fresh taste in the simplicity... The old-fashioned and tacky opening, plus the neat font on the above, should be a longing for love, with a dreamlike innocence. Girl's work.
At this point, if my head is still a little sober, I am afraid that from the many clues, I will notice that the enemy's hair suddenly bursts into golden yellow, and then my hands are facing me. It emits strange light, and there is a strong sense of crisis in the mouth of KA-ME-HA-ME-HA-, and immediately rolled up the bedding, be sure to find a spherical spacecraft and escape to Hammerstar, even if there is to be there I will grow a tobacco field in my whole life and compete with Prissa for the tragic life of yo-yo!
Oh, are the two brothers next? The calm and capable brother, the handsome brother of Sunshine, has a simple personality, handsome appearance, hardworking and capable two brothers, of course, is also the crush of many girls in the village. Of course, when the plot comes here, the fool should be able to guess. The brother's crush is supposed to be the most beautiful girl in the village, Sarana, as a main line, triggering a series of housewife drama plots.
Housewife theater? If the late night file with heavy taste plots such as blackened hatchets, incestuous body dismemberment, etc., how good it is, I’m secretly sad, just look at the beginning to get the old and rustic love story at the end, let alone me and Princess Sanwu With the tried-and-tested veteran like Xiaoyou, I am afraid that even the simple and innocent girls Sarah and Velas can hardly be interested.
Of course, although there is no selling point in the plot, the innocent and beautiful girl feelings contained in it are really heart-warming, and I can't help but want to continue to turn it over.
First, I briefly introduced the background of the story and the three main characters, as well as some simple supporting characters. The story is in this peaceful and beautiful village, where two men and a woman are involved with each other, and the family love and love that cannot be let go are intertwined. Against the background of the love triangle, it was officially launched.
"Brother, I have heard! My father has discussed with Ilana's father. Let the two of you get married after the harvest date of this autumn, is that true?!"
The two brothers who got along harmoniously, suddenly one day, the handsome young brother of Sunshine broke in, pointing at his brother and accusing it loudly.
Oh, did it start? Has the fuse finally appeared? To be honest, it suddenly changed from a calm and happy style of writing to this kind of intense plot that most likely caused the brothers to break apart. It was really beyond my expectations. With my original guesses about the author’s character and writing, it should be slowly It's only a smooth transition to this kind of plot. It seems that I still underestimate the other party's passion for writing, um, um.
Nodding his head in a serious way, I continued to turn the next page.
"Sorry, brother, I...I..."
With a slender, sturdy, sturdy body that made the girl shy and blushing, the handsome brother looked down shamelessly under the sharp gaze of his brother who was very angry because of his anger.
"It's too mean to do this kind of thing, and keeps concealing me, owing to me... I still treat you as your most beloved brother..."
The younger brother, who had determined the truth, suddenly shivered and enlarged his pupils. He stepped back in disbelief, grasping his fists tightly, nails deeply embedded in his palms, and began to bleed out blood.
"Sorry... I'm sorry, this is something that my father decided suddenly. I just knew it soon, and I don't know how to follow you..."
"Don't argue, you also know what our feelings are for Sarana. I will never agree with this kind of thing. I will not agree with the death. I will never agree."
The younger brother was crying with tears and interrupted his brother's words.
Oh, the contradiction is getting more and more fierce, a bit glance, turn the page.
The debate continues.
Brother: "But on the father's side..."
Younger brother: "What about then, can it be said that my father can do such unreasonable things?!"
"but……"
"Brother, how can you do this? Have you forgotten our private agreement?"
The younger brother suddenly looked down on the other party with a fierce look, and clasped his brother's neck tightly.
Oh, are you going to kill each other? The man who fell in love is really terrible.
Involuntarily swallowing a sip, I continued to turn the next page.
"We have agreed to be together forever and fall in love forever. Have you forgotten? Have you forgotten?"
"No, I didn't forget it for a moment, but over Sarana..."
"It doesn't matter, I remember there was an old hatchet in the fire room, which happened to be disposed of together."
"But on the father's side..."
"It's okay, just handle it by the way."
"How can this be done, how should the body be handled, what should be done if it is found by the people in the village?"
"It's okay, just chop them all into the bag and sink to the bottom of the river? No one will find it." The brother's expression replied even more ruthlessly.
"So I'm relieved." Brother smiled at ease.
"Brother...together forever."
"Ok!"
"Uh~ah~hate my brother~"
(Omitted below)
"puff------------!!"
A mouthful of old blood spewed out of my mouth, staining the whole table red.
This is really a late night bastard... No, it’s not this one who should vomit, what the is this plot? !
Appeared, the predator of my destiny finally appeared! !
That's right, even though they belong to the same dimension, they are completely in different worlds, just like the brave and the dragon, the nerdy natural enemy, the rotten girl, who can't coexist with it at all! !
I feel that my pure otaku heart has been defiled by this disgusting rot. I throw the note in my hand on the table like a viper, and I want to leave angrily.
Unexpectedly, a petite figure, I do not know when, blocked the only way out of the tent door.
"..."
Because of that disgusting note, my head has been awake for seven or eight points, and after connecting all the causes and consequences, the forehead is not cold sweat from the shuttle, and the anger filled inside is like a punctured balloon, The hissing air leaked and shrank in less than three seconds.
Love... The situation seems to be a little strange, isn't it your own tent here?
Although the answer was already in my mind, I still supported it. I observed the layout around me, and then, the last point in my heart was also a "poo" sound, and I lost a light.
"Look... see it."
The petite hazy figure clogged in the middle of the tent door, shrouded in the darkness, emits such intense emotions that even the crisp voice is accompanied by the sound of severe soft tremolo.
"If you can, don't want to watch it!"
Without thinking about it, I immediately vomited and then immediately cut myself into a pig's head.
"No... no... you listen to me, I mean, I didn't read it at all."
"See it~~!!!"
The figure on the opposite side was still a dark, icy, stiff, trembling, even with a hint of crying voice, stepped forward, inside the petite body, as if a lion was slowly opening his eyes.
No...no good, this attitude has clearly determined that I have peeked at her notes (of course this is the fact), and in the prelude of the storm, I am useless to say anything.
Immediately aware of the severe situation I was facing, I took a deep breath and suddenly pointed behind the figure, shouting in horror.
"Ah--! Two big men hug and kiss together!"
"what?!"
In an instant, the petite figure shrouded in the darkness, crossed a dazzling flash of light, just like the gossip reporter smelled a fishy smell, and turned around at a staggering speed. A note and a feather pen.
There are flaws! !
In that moment of life and death, which seemed to slow down 10,000 times, I surpassed myself, using a speed not inferior to the other party's movements, turned into a white light, and wiped away from her.
Huh, a rotten girl is a rotten girl, and it is simply impossible to be an opponent of an otaku like yourself.
"Wow ha ha ha ha ha ha--"
After taking the first step out of the tent, I laughed proudly, not wrong, this is the victory of the otaku.
Next, it’s okay to find Hans. In front of others, Hannah dare not openly deal with me to prevent her rotten woman identity from being exposed. This plan is too perfect. Maybe I will become a It’s also possible that the wise terrorists might be.
At this moment, I was deeply shocked by the wisdom that erupted at the moment of crisis, and my pace accelerated faster. I soon came to the scene of the celebration and shouted loudly.
"Hans saves me..."
I:"……"
Drunk messy Hans, with Ricken, Kira and Barr, shoulder-to-shoulder, around the bonfire, jumped up with the drunken man's laughter, but at this moment I didn't laugh at all come out.
"Yo~, hiccup~! Isn't this... this is not aslan old and old... brother? Hiccup~!"
Hans's drunk face, almost as red as his hair, looked over and greeted faintly.
The Amazon Sisters are nowhere to be seen. They probably went back to their tents, while the four barbarian mercenaries and desert warriors were drunk together, each holding an empty bowl or dice in the wine jar. Huh fall asleep.
No, it's going to be finished. In this case, no one will stand up to help me stop Hannah, and Hannah doesn't need to worry about her secret being exposed.
At this moment, I learned deeply that even if you have a brain with deep intelligence and decision-making thousands of miles away, you have to bow down in front of your tragedy aura.
Whoever wins the sky, if it's just coaxing children, jerk! !
Kneel on both feet~EbookFREE.me~ I regretted a heavy punch and hit the ground. At this time, a cold killing intention spreading from behind seemed to be able to freeze the bone marrow, turning back mechanically and wearing a black close-up cloak Hannah, who was hunting in the cold wind, did not know when she was standing behind her.
In the night when the cold wind roared, the two white assassin wrist blades on her hand were replacing the blood moon covered by the dark clouds in the sky, emitting a bright red cold light, making Hanna look like the night moon is coming, harvesting the life of the wicked The death is average.
At this time, the wisest choice is to equip the whole body first.
Without saying a word, I put on the main gear at the fastest speed, take a deep breath, and then turned around, ran, yelled, all in one go.
"Help~~~~~~~~~~~"
"dead--!!"
Two long and short shouts echoed high above the grassland.

Okay, there are 7000 words, I will endure! !