Chapter 711: Bar: Why can I get a shot while lying down? !

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Don't believe that Lori will keep you secret.
I don't know which senior in the original world. I once said this reasonable saying, but I didn't realize it before, because Sarah Little Loli was a good baby, and told her not to say anything, she would never say it.
But I was wrong. Sarah is just a special example, and it does not represent the public. Now I have tasted the evil.
On the afternoon of the day I agreed with the two baby girls, when I finally woke up from the paleness of my soul that lasted for several hours, the sun had gone down.
Dreamland?
Lying down from the big lounge chair, I scratched my head, watching the sunset and the sunset, and recalling what happened in the afternoon. I only felt that the memory was ambiguous, and I licked my lips. There seemed to be a scent of young girl left on it. , It seems to be only his own illusion.
Sure enough, it was a dream! !
I touched my chest. I was relieved. Rao was the heart of the adventurer. Can't stand such a frightful dream.
But having said that, according to the theory of some bricks called beasts in the original world, the content of dreams may be the reflection of a person's mind and thoughts. In this way, I really stepped into the footsteps of Carlos' guy and became Isn’t it wrong to take control of your daughter?
Ok?
I always feel that there is a mysterious voice in my mind calling out "What is [also into the footsteps of Carlos] You guys are clearly a daughter control right, right?" Is it my illusion? Or is it that his soul of vomiting is instinctively vomiting himself?
Not to mention, although it is a bit regretful, but fortunately it is just a dream, otherwise my elder Union elders, not to mention the late festivals, as far as I am concerned, it is clear that even the Green Festival can not be guaranteed.
Unfortunately, the end of one nightmare is often the beginning of another nightmare.
When I stood up, the night ghost that had been sleeping since last night was dark, at least I didn’t wake up before I fell asleep in the afternoon, I don’t know when I finally woke up, under the glow of the sunset, I joined the country Se Tianxiang's pretty face fluttered with a smile, the first hello, made me like a cultivating rookie who had just reached the Qi training period, and suffered the first sky thunder of the ascending thunder disaster. I gave Ray's Lennon out of focus.
"Good evening, Beast Father."
"..."
When I was dumbfounded. Two identical faces of angels, protruding from behind the ghost, respectively, a pink cheek, showing the girl's sweet and sour shyness like a green apple.
"Daddy, we agreed to tell Mother Velas about them."
Rumble—! The second thunder roared down, urinating my ass.
Shy Sirius, who seems to have not calmed down from her bold first kiss in the afternoon, was blushing and bowing her head, constantly tweaking the lace ribbon sleeves of her Gothic Princess dress, Immediately after speaking, the red face was retracted back to the little ghost.
The twin sister Ai Kelu with the right pony tail has a more generous personality. At this time, she is also blushing with that childish and beautiful face, and the eyes are staring tightly, just like the newly married wife, standing At the entrance of the entrance, the husband who returned from work was greeted, whether to eat first or take a bath first or to eat first...what kind of thing is so good, and asked with a shy answer.
"Dad, I'll call Dad and Dad better in the future. Or is it better to call Dad dear?"
Rumble—! The third Thunder Tribulation fell one after another, shocking my tiger body.
Before I could stop, Velas and her came out of the tent door one after another, as if they were judges on the court's high platform, and the words lined up in front of me.
"That... although this hobby is really weird, but Brother Wu is always my brother Wu, please don't mind."
Linya, who was kind and gentle like the girl next door, gently covered her pretty face and said, avoiding my sight.
"Boom Rumble—" The fourth Thunder Tribulation came down and covered my tears with tears.
"Although the thoughts of Sirius and Ecole have been seen for a long time, it has been expected that there will be such a day, but I did not expect the adults to start so fast."
Velas sighed softly, and the still gentle sight, at this moment, seemed to pierce my heart like two cationic cannons.
"Booming -" Fifth Thunder Tribulation came down, and the chrysanthemums I cut were full of bloom.
"Anyway, even with Cyrus and Ecole, I'm still at the bottom, wooh~~"
Sarah didn't know why. She was very emotional from the very beginning. At this time, she was occupying the corner of the tent. The petite and exquisite body shrank there, covering her chest with only a slight convex curve, and murmured sadly.
"..."
I was preparing to accept the sixth thunderstorm.
"Oh, uh--!"
San Wu princess's indifferent expression of hard work.
"Oh, uh--!"
Princess San Wu continued to be indifferently written in the book.
Forget it, don’t worry about this little thing
Just blame the bastard! !
I raised my coffee table in anger, shouted at Princess Sanwu, snatched the note in her hand, and glanced at it.
Sure enough, with the famine period as the background. A common-sounding and sing-sounding Luchi father and clever and cute twin daughters, living in a dilapidated wooden house, guarding a barren field, dressed in patchy clothes, the three of them live together, living in poverty but quite warm life.
Finally, in the narrow wooden room where only the next bed is available, the story of love sparks is rubbed.
"..."
If there is no last setting, there is no doubt that this is a very warm and inspirational story. Of course, this kind of turning is also my expectation. Wanting Sanwu to write a normal story is simply better than letting It's even more difficult for Blizzard to not skip tickets.
"come."
I hooked my finger at this Princess H, and she immediately stepped up.
I knead, I knead knead knead-
Without any mercy, I put my big hand on the oversized soft bun hat on her head and kept rubbing it, and the little princess kept raising her hands high and puckering up the hat that was messed up by me , Quite a comedy scene.
"Do you know where you are wrong?"
After teaching this little princess H, I hugged my chest with both hands and held the note before the princess Sanwu, asked from the top.
"Master, I was wrong."
Princess Sanwu still held her hands high, struggling to organize her bun cap, which was too huge for her petite size. One side responded indifferently like a lifeless puppet.
"Fool, I'm asking what's wrong with you!!"
At this time, I was finally able to succeed the master's prestige, reporting that yesterday because of "accidentally" overthrowing her newly developed dishes, her princess kicked her three feet.
Princess San Wu took the note silently, and the quill pen rustled on it again, and later handed it back to me.
"With the famine period as the background, it looks ordinary but has the power of the God of Songs, but because of a period still sung by the world, it is known as the vicissitudes of the past [save the dark continent with singing], and has always hidden its own strength. And identity. Willing to be an obscure farmer’s ludicrous father, and clever and cute twin daughters..."
I:"……"
Morissa: "..."
"Good writing, just write it."
For a moment of silence, my praised gentleness touched the little princess's head and gave her a thumbs-up towards her in a gesture of comfort.
At the next moment, four sharp eyes pierced like sharp knives, letting the brain who had been filled with the word "Song of God" fill up the brain, such as the divine initiation, and snapped the notes in his hand to the ground.
"Houhou, don't think that writing like this will pervert your mistakes. If you think you can use this naive way to foole me, then you are wrong!"
Have been fooled, just at that moment, you have been fooled! !
Everyone at the scene vomited in unison.
"Master Fool, die."
Princess San Wu picked up the notes from the ground, pointed at me with "anger", and after speaking in an indifferent, indifferent tone, turned around and "Tear Run" holding the note, and was lifted up without taking a few steps. The leader pulled back.
"Before going back, give me the notes first."
In any case, this princess with three attributes, such as "angry" and "tears of tears", is too fake, and even a glance can let others see through her intentions.
As a result, the princess H, who was seen through, was dragged back by me expressionlessly, recaptured the note, and then expressionlessly on my calf, a princess kick came.
"Aoao--!!!"
In the night sky at Camp Roger, the screams of severe screams slowly reverberated.
All in all, in the end, I sent some jealous little wives. Of course, when I say jealous, it does not mean that they eat vinegar of Sirius and Ecole. They are not naive to this degree, just by This farce. It's just venting the fact that me and the elf queen are about to have a wedding.
This is a political marriage. Everyone knows this, and because of this, it can't let go of the sour feelings that arise in his heart.
The opponent is the elven queen, the little ghost who is usually proud of himself, and feels the pressure.
"Little fool, what are you worried about?"
At night, after the passion, I put the lazy and tired Lin Ya in my arms and gently kissed her forehead.
"But...after all, it's the elf queen, one of the mainland geminis."
Linya sighed quietly, pushing the pair of huge fullness on her chest, pushing it harder.
"Whether she is the elf queen is not the queen, or what is the Gemini of the mainland, hum, is the queen great? Is the breast of my family Linya baby? In my eyes, you are the most important, you are mine Queen, isn't it? Her Royal Highness, Linya, will I call you like this in the future?"
Gently biting the other person's sensitive ear and exhaling inwardly, I asked with a smile. ,
"Only...don't want it, this shameful name..."
Linya shyly buried her face in my neck. The skin that was flawless like Wen Yu was pink, and her slender thighs were tightly clamped.
With experience, I immediately knew that this little Nizi was emotional, and for a sentence, Her Royal Highness, Queenia, reached the moment instantly? ! !
I don’t know what will happen to them.
Thinking about it, I had pressed Linya back down again, rubbing her hard against the pair in front of her chest, even if the two hands were closed, I couldn’t fully grasp one. The tempting moan suddenly appeared. The whole small room played.
"His Royal Highness, let your subordinates serve you well..."
A crazy night passed.
The next day, the performance of the two baby daughters did not find any changes due to yesterday’s incident. It was still a daily life... Uh, just like before, always sticking to myself, "Daddy-Dad -" Called that one frequently and sweetly, making me seriously doubt whether these two little babies mixed honey into their voices.
Of course, there are some things that must be talked to, for example, the agreement between them, even if they are the Velas, they are a family, but they are different when they are outside. I don’t want the title of "Father and Beast" It spread early, although it seems that the performances of Cyrus and Ecole now are inevitable after four years.
Carlos and Seattle had left the day before yesterday, couldn't find the target of practice, and they didn't want to be abused by the old drunkard. I had to stroll out and wander around to see if there is any gossip news that I can enjoy recently.
"Boss, boss, come..."
Covering himself in a black cloak, it looks like Cassia, who has finally hit the enemy's incompetent detective, sitting at the bar counter and yawning at the boss who is boring and yawning inside the bench. Pointing her finger, in the process, she kept peeping from side to side as a thief, and turned back suddenly, staring at the bar door as if guarding something.
"Elder Kasha, it's you again, explain in advance, don't close the last few bills, this time don't think about giving me credit again."
The owner of Rog Bar sighed helplessly.
Although the name of the Alliance Elder is indeed very loud, the people living in the camp, especially the bar owner in the camp, have no way to feel the weight of the elder from the cacao, maybe this is exactly what Caxia hopes. of.
Of course, in addition to this elder drunkard who has no prestige in the minds of many bar owners, there is another extreme existence. When these bosses are seen at first sight, they will spit their feet...
"Don't say such unsympathetic words, I am here this time, but to bring you a top secret message."
The old drunkard hurriedly barked the barkeeper down, then whispered.
"Top secret news?!"
The boss who was yawning just now, and his eyes lighted up, immediately woke up.
Although the character of this drunkard is not very good, but it is also the elder of the league, and he will always know some insignificant internal information in advance.
You know, a news that can evoke the gossip theme often attracts a large number of adventurers. These warriors are all masters who don’t know how to save money. If they work well, the bar can earn enough for one day in the past. Received money.
"It depends on whether it is exclusive and what kind of news it is."
The bar owner also cooperated with Caxia's voice, lowering his voice, and the two whispered like an underground party.
"Of course, first-hand news. What is my relationship with Kasha? After receiving the news, naturally the first one immediately thinks of your boss."
Seeing that the fish had been hooked, Caxia was not in a hurry, but patted his chest to make sure.
what relationship? The relationship between angry creditors and debt-drinking alcoholics! !
The bar owner said secretly in his heart, but after all, he was a businessman. He still suppressed the vomit in his heart and had to show a happy smile and make a deaf ear.
"Then today's wine money..."
Cascia shook the empty glass in her hand.
"Of course it's my treat, my treat."
The boss smiled quickly and greeted the waiter to fill the empty glass.
"The debts owed the previous time are also cancelled together."
Holding a large wooden cup that exuded foam like a baby, Caxia's narrowed eyes revealed a rare shrewdness.
"Then it's time to see what the news is."
The bar owner is not an idiot, the pair of fine eyes that reveal the light of the gold coins clearly express the firm attitude of not seeing the fish and not casting the net.
"Well, it's about Wu Xiaozi."
Cascia, who had expected the wiseness of the bar owner early, had no choice but to compromise, leaning into the other's fat ear and whispering quietly.
"Van...Van Elder..."
At first glance, the bar owner couldn't help but screamed loudly, causing other adventurers in the bar to turn their heads to wait and see.
"Fool, don't you want to do business anymore?!!!"
Cassia quickly covered her mouth and said viciously.
Clenching the roots of the teeth, the bar owner is fighting violently in his heart, a bet to keep up with the fate of his bar.
"Well, as long as it is useful news, the previous cost will be waived."
In the end, he gritted his teeth and made a broken face.
"Okay, brave enough, I am just like your personality." Kasha gave her thumbs up and narrowed her eyes narrower.
"It's about the marriage of Wu Wuzi and the fairy queen."
"Don't you say this about three days ago? And the first news was that the was sold to Jack Redhead."
The bar owner was stunned and then glared at Caxia. Jack was the owner of another bar not far from Roger's Bar, and Roger's Bar was a dead rival.
"Haha...ah haha... even this happened?"
Kasha, who was pierced with cowhide, smirked indifferently, and the thickness of his outrageous cheeks, even the bar-owner who had been tested by the mall, could not help but be amazed.
If I now ask the boss why the alliance can resist the footsteps of the forces, he probably would not hesitate to answer this because the elder Kasha, the elder of the alliance, can't even break the forces.
"In short, this time is fresh first-hand information. Do you know the date when Wu Xiaowu and the Elf Queen married?"
"Oh?!!"
The bar owner's eyes lit up, and he quickly began to calculate the profit that the news might bring.
"The previous bill was cancelled in one lump sum, plus fifty silver coins."
After a moment, the boss held out five fingers and said fiercely.
"Two hundred, or I'll go to the red-haired Jack to see if I can sell a better price."
Cascia, who had fully mastered the initiative, bargained shimmeringly.
"Okay, two hundred is two hundred."
When he gritted his teeth, the bar owner promised that although he earned less, it was better than letting his rivals, especially seeing the smug expression of the rivals.
"You have listened to this, but this is the news I just got from Akala. The day when Wu Xiaozi and the Elf Queen married..."
Speaking of which, Kasha looked at the boss who couldn't wait to look and sold a pass.
"What day is it? I also want to know, Elder Kasha."
There was a voice beside him that didn't smile.
"Go for it, want to know to pay the money first, did you know me the first day?"
Caxia waved subconsciously in the direction of the voice's source, wanting to get free news from his second rogue mouth? Your brain is burnt out.
When she saw the bar owner murmuring the words "It's over, my bar is going to be finished again", she trembles like an ostrich and buried her head under the counter, arching her big high, Kasha I knew what was going on in an instant, looked back stiffly, and looked at the person.
"I'm also very interested. Do I really have to pay?" I asked, smiling at the old drunkard who was watching his forehead sweating.
"Ahaha, ahhaha~~, where are the elders, these are the elders of Akara, and I just wanted to convey to you, talking about money or not, it hurts so much!!"
The old drunkard's strain was not slow, and his tone changed immediately, as if he had just farted when he impatiently drove me away.
"Really? Then I should really thank Elder Kasha. Da Lao Yuan gave me the news, but why would I go to a place like a bar now? Is it lost?!!!"
I continued to look at each other with a murderous smile and asked.
"Cough, this Elder Fan will not know anything. I just pinched my finger, even if Elder Fan will come here, don't you think this is coming?"
The old drunkard quibbled in amazement.
"Sentimental Elder Kasha still knows prophecy." The sound of clenching teeth came from my teeth.
"Overwhelming, overwhelming, compared with Elder Akara, I still have a lot to learn." The old drunkard looked modest.
"By the way, I just seem to have heard someone say that the news of my marriage to the Elven Queen is also thanks to the promotion of Elder Kasha."
"Where, this kind of big event, as the elder of the alliance, I have an obligation to advertise it." Da Yi's awe-inspiring old drunkard waved his hand and made a firm expression of whoever wanted me.
"Really? It turned out to be the case. I don't know if Elder Kasha would count that way. Can I count what would happen when I wait?"
"That... as the Alliance Elder, I have an obligation to curb all illegal violence." The old drunkard wiped the thick sweat on his forehead.
"is it?"
Hehe laughed a few times, and I sat on the wooden chair in front of the counter, and my index finger tapped on the countertop gently.
"Elder Fan, please, please."
The owner of Roger's Bar, like a rabbit, jumped out from under the table. He didn't know when he was holding a torch in his hand.
That's right, if the old drunkard is the least prestigious elder in front of the bar owner, then I am another extreme existence. My sister and Salna, who once burned the Roger bar twice, are in the eyes of the owner of the camp bar. In China, the level of terror has far exceeded that of Sister An.
"Oh, boss, what are you doing, as if I'm here to burn your bar?"
I smiled and pushed the torch back.
"It's not good, it's not good." The boss grinned as he pardoned the order.
"I'm a friendly Alliance elder, how could this be done, you say yes."
"Yes, all elders are mighty, all elders are wise, all elders love the people like children, and they are holy and taller than angels. I am always like a spring breeze, like a bath of holy light, like being reborn, life is better than death."
"That's right, wow ha ha ha ha ha ha~~~!"
I laughed loudly, and the chicken nodded like a bark.
"I'm here just to drink a few sips."
"Elder Fan, you burned it directly."
As soon as the words ended, the boss shivered with fat, and handed the torch in front of me again, revealing an expression of fate.
"Just kidding, I'm here today, for other purposes."
Seeing the desperate look of the bar owner, kindness was like me, and I couldn't bear to continue to play tricks. After a few coughs, I took out a blank piece of parchment paper from the inventory. Seal of the elders.
"I am now officially announcing that starting from today, all bars in the camp are prohibited from providing alcohol to the Elder Cassia for free, on credit, for sale, etc. The offenders will be at your own risk."
Speaking of the last four words, I grinned my white teeth, and frightened towards the opposite side, just barely fainting the past bar owner, and shook it slightly.
"Boom".
The huge size of the bar owner, which is as big as a fat pig, slipped softly on the ground.
"Wait, I'm not convinced. What kind of prohibition is this? It's clear that you guys are in private vengeance."
The old drunkard who was drunk sipping ale next to it a moment ago, and after the brain digested the content of the ban, he immediately jumped up and shouted angrily.
"Sorry, this is a ban on legal procedures."
I shook the freshly baked ban on the old drunkard proudly. The golden elder seal on it shimmered, making the old drunkard seem to be uncomfortable and groaned and blocked my eyes with my arms.
"Of course, if you, as the elder, are not convinced, you can give this ban to Grandma Akara to re-examine. I will never mind."
Looking at the old drunkard coldly, I have a good heart and look at each other with a condescending gaze.
It’s all this guy, it’s this who sells the news of my marriage to the elf queen without permission, so that the two babies and daughters get the news so quickly, which triggers the events of yesterday. It is the root cause of all the unrest in the camp, let me take care of the people today, roar! !
"Woo~~"
Kasha murmured and lowered her head in frustration. She could guarantee 100% that if she put this ban in front of Akara, Akara would never think for too long, and she would smile and add a seal of the elder.
The helpless of the apostate is talking about the old drunkard now.
"It turned out to be the case, then I also made an order that every barrel of wine is well brewed, we must pay a tenth of the wine tax to the elder."
After biting his teeth, the old drunkard rummaged in the inventory. After a while, she found her dusty elder badge and said viciously.
"Elder Kasha, remind you that your position does not seem to be in charge of this, and you have no right to issue such orders." I smiled and lifted Erlang's legs, watching the old drunkard dying.
Haha~EbookFREE.me~ It’s good to be an elder. Although I have a lot of things to do, it also means that I am not subject to job restrictions and have the power to make decisions in all aspects.
"Woo~~"
The elder badge raised by the old drunkard stiffened in the air.
"I fight with you!!"
Anger started from the heart, and evil turned into the gallbladder, and the old drunkard roared and threw it over with great force.
"Who is afraid of who, eat me a trick Tianma Meteor Fist!"
"Hey--!!!"
"Wow--!!!"
"I...my bar..."
Being dragged out by other kind-hearted adventurers like a dead pig, the bar owner who escaped from the elder war’s reach, watched his beautifully crafted bar, broken one east, one broken west, another broken roof, and finally shaken Shaky fell down, raised the sky dust, could not help turning his eyes, foam appeared in the corner of the mouth......