Chapter 735: Straightforward = dumb? Unexpected accident!

Listening one by one to gather courage. The elf warrior who raised the challenge statement aloud, I kept rolling my eyes, when did the elven celebrity, famous for his elegance, become so shameless?
"Of course, please don’t misunderstand you, we don’t want to go together. We just hope that you can satisfy our guarding the Queen’s fist and take on the challenges one by one, so that the entire elf can be convinced."
I went there, this guy is really on the line, so that the whole elf family is convinced to take it by mouth? He really regarded himself as one thing, thinking that he was the elder of Arlanda or Altria who was king, could he represent the entire elf?
"Can you represent the entire elf tribe? Can you represent the elders of Altria and Elderland, and all elves?"
Looking at the left and right, I feel that the child, Super Prince, probably spent a long time in the life of a simple elven clan, and his head was a little stunned. I couldn't help but replied, just saying this, stupid to him.
"When... of course not, but you, Fan, have you just seen it, there are still many people who question the marriage between you and the Queen? Don't you want to prove your ability in front of them?"
The super-precision prince is not stupid. Even fooling around, finally confusing his own mistakes.
"I said, super...cough, that... is called Drizzt, I think a large organization, as long as there are interest disputes, it will never be able to make all the people in it agree. Most people’s interests, so if you still don’t understand it, let’s make an analogy, not to mention a large organization with complex personnel. Just an adventure team, if a good weapon is burst out, the Paladin wants, brutal People also want, shouldn’t they consider who gets it at this time, which is more in the interests of the squad, and can better enhance the strength of the squad? If the barbarian deserves it, the Paladin should give it up even if he wants it. This is called the team. Isn't it?"
In the dull eyes of the super-precision prince, I said slowly, how to say, perhaps the IQ of the super-precision prince is indeed much higher, but the comparison between the two of us is like an office worker who has been mixed in the society for seven or eight years. , The same as students who still have great dreams on campus. These experiences can't be compensated by IQ. The super-precision prince wants to be a mature leader on the one hand, but also needs to go out to experience and really experience the hard training of dancing on the blade.
To be honest, I don’t really hate the super-precision prince, and of course I can’t like it. Whoever makes this guy look too handsome still likes to be cool.
It should be said that the super-precision prince is not bad, and he has a simple and unskilled innocence, which gives me the impression that it is very similar to those of the Rogge camp students in some respects, and the current behavior can be understood-if you are yourself I adore the crush, and marry other men, I am afraid I can’t help jumping out of everything.
Well, in this way, can it be said that, after this year's experience, my dead man has matured in some respects and is already a half-qualified adventurer?
In my heart, I thought about it, looking at the mouth with a big mouth, the speechless super prince. I reached the final conclusion.
"So, in general, I don't need to pay this few opponents. On the contrary, they should understand the importance of this marriage, even if they oppose it, but for the entire elven clan, for the entire continent, they should actively let go of their prejudices. , Because of unity, because of mutual understanding, because of a common big dream, so that it can be called [a race], Drizzt, are you saying what I said is right?"
"Very wonderful speech, Van."
Altolia, who has always been like a virtuous wife, quietly watching me and the super-precision prince. The first voice, undisguised emotional character, made her green eyes with appreciation, I was a little embarrassed to let me stand at the point of righteousness.
This is just a very simple truth. In the League, as long as the adventurers who have experienced for a period of time understand it, but most of them are limited to the cultural level, they can not be well expressed in language. My dead house is more than other adventurers. There is more than a dozen years of formal test-taking education culture.
Not only Altria, although I didn’t say it out loud, I didn’t deliberately lower my voice to Drizzt. Observers close to the audience will definitely be able to hear it clearly. I don’t know how effective it is to pass ten or ten, but the elves who were the most fierce in their opposition were silent. Obviously, My remarks made these simple-minded, independent artists take a lesson.
What is race and what is unity? In this era of warfare, not only adventurers, but civilians should also consider this issue.
"but……"
"Although I’m not obliged to think about these few people, it’s also a beautiful thing if I can make things more perfect, so I promise you your challenge and I will let you know that I do have this strength and determination , Become the prince of the elves."
In Drizzt's still sluggish gaze, I said something like this. I first pressed these elves from the main road, put myself at a height, and then followed their requirements. Let them be completely convinced in terms of strength and defeat them comprehensively in spirit and spirit, so they should have nothing to say.
It’s terrible, maybe I will become a terrifying and terrifying guy.
As for why it is so painful to try to perfect things as much as possible, rather than according to your previous lazy style, you can mix and match-because after the original principle has been explained, as long as Altolia stands out and says In a few words, Drizzt will retreat obediently.
The reason for this is very deep, and it is difficult to express in words. Simply put. It's just that one of the protagonists is a little nervous in this highly anticipated marriage. This tension, I want to find something to vent, let the mood calm down again, and now few sandbags jump out , Of course, to seize the opportunity, probably this is... right.
what--?
It seems that I just heard someone calling me black, is it an illusion? It should be right. How could a man as kind and polite as me, catch up with the attributes of the little ghost?
"Lord, are you really sure?"
Worthy of being a high IQ, Drizzt took a deep breath and quickly calmed down. From the beginning, he fell in the wind. Now it is a bit difficult to ride a tiger. The other side is talking about this. If you show it again With a retreat attitude, he would not want to raise his head in the clan in the future. Not only him, but also the hundreds of elven warriors behind him. This battle had to be fought, even if it was lost or dead.
"and many more!!"
Just as we were about to take our steps, a dazzling golden scabbard was suddenly inserted in the middle, and Altria's crisp and serious voice slowly reverberated in his ears.
"As a king, you should really consider the interests of most people first, but if you abandon the remaining few people for that reason, then at best it is just a commonplace, insignificant king. Van, I look at you with respect, and you have become a Excellent Wang's thinking height."
"No, you have won the prize. Altoriya..."
I stared blankly at Altria who was meticulously applauding. She did win the prize. She just wanted to beat a few people to vent.
"No, there is no slight award. Van, your performance today is very good. I want to be thankful for having a husband like you and a prince like you. As long as you can continue to use your excellent ability, I will Will be confident in the future."
Excellent ability? Are you talking about vomiting ability, are you talking about vomiting ability? ! Do I have any other abilities?
Altria’s more and more exaggerated praise did not make me feel fluttering, but instead produced a deep sense of crisis. The higher you hold it, the heavier you fall. This is the reason everyone knows to avoid this situation. A good way is to have the ability to carry a few pounds, and don't hit a swollen face to become fat.
"Assisting the husband is the duty of the wife, so, van, please let me help you to take the steps of being a good king."
In this way, Altolia slowly raised the long sword in his hand, and inside the petite body wrapped in the white wedding dress, a powerful war broke out.
Hey, I said that I can’t compete with a good king, and I don’t want to be a king at all. My wish is to eat together and die, and the life expectancy will be longer than the average life expectancy. Wait, help me?
Looking at the heavy warfare slowly emanating from the white wedding dress, my brain couldn't turn.
What does Altoria mean? Does she plan to stand with me to get a couple together and give this annoying elf a one-way Mars travel voucher?
However, this doesn't seem to have much to do with what she just said?
For a moment, my head was full of question marks.
"Drister, do you now know where your gap is from Van?"
Altoria looked back, looking at this Drizzt like a cold moon, and asked with dignity.
"Yes, Your Highness."
Drizzt lowered his head deeply.
"Afterwards, you, and the rest of you, go to Elder Arandland to take the penalty yourself."
"Yes."
Hundreds of elves faced with frustration, but they still responded instinctively and loudly in front of Altria's prestige.
"So, Van, please let me fulfill my obligations as a wife."
After teaching this group of elves, Altolia turned back, with a faint soft smile, the girlish style that Wang showed in an instant, so that thousands of people who saw the audience clearly held their breath for a while. I'm afraid to break this precious beauty.
And her outspoken behavior that didn't hide her feelings at all, let Drizzt on the side look ashamed, the biggest gap, the biggest gap is here! !
To fulfill... to fulfill the wife's obligations?
I swallowed a sip, although I knew that Altolia was definitely not expressing that meaning, but I couldn't help being an otaku's imagination too recklessly.
When I opened my mouth wide and my imagination expanded infinitely, Artolia turned her body, facing me, and gently twirled her two-handed sword, and her original look became more solemn and greeted. With a serious expression and a graceful face, Artolia spoke slowly.
"Van, let me replace Drizzt and become your opponent."
"..."
"what……?!!"
For a while, I doubted whether there was auditory hallucinations in my ears, and sighed like that.
What did Altoria just say? She wanted to say that she would fight with me and deal with the evil group called Drizzt together. That’s right. It was just a moment of tension. She bit her tongue and said the wrong thing. That’s right. Mao Wang, there is no way to make such mistakes.
The other hundreds of elves, including Drizzt, watched the audience with Altria’s words in their ears, and also showed a dull look. It seemed that he did not expect that Altria would make such a surprise. decision.
"His Royal Highness, you... what are you talking about?"
Instead, Drizzt reacted first and asked in a silent voice, this is how he did not anticipate, and did not want to see the God unfolding event.
"Drister, are you doubting your judgment?"
Altria sighed, without looking at Drizzt. Such a thing, she didn't want to happen unless it was necessary. After all, this is a wedding, even if some aspects are so natural, Altria thought It is also very clear that at a wedding, especially at this highly anticipated wedding, the husband and wife confront each other, which is very ridiculous no matter how they look.
However, for Van, his husband can establish righteousness and prestige, and for Van, his husband can implement the great road of [King]. These costs are affordable for himself and the entire elf.
I:"……"
Although I don’t know what Altoria is thinking in her heart now, but by looking at her eyes shining, the whole person is shining with the sun’s great dazzling radiance and determination, you can know that she is definitely taking a risk in her heart. Some unrealistically dangerous ideas such as transforming the dead house into Superman Spiderman Gangda wooden iron arm [beep] wood and so on.
"But... Wang, please think again..."
Drizzt, unaware of the real thoughts of Altria, apparently considered the serious consequences that the ridiculous behavior of couples fighting at this highly anticipated wedding would bring to the elves, and hurriedly stopped.
"Why, Drizzt, do you think Ben is not as good as you?"
Altolia stopped the delusion of making up the brain without permission anyway, her shiny eyes returned to normal, and looked at Drizzt with the eye of Weiyi to ask questions.
"of course not……"
Drizzt quickly bowed his head in response.
Altria is the first master of the entire elf young generation. This is what even the three-year-old elf knows. There is no reason not to be the first master. That artifact suit is put on, even if the owner is a fat body, fighting strength A dead house of only 0.5, as long as it can play the attributes of the artifact set, can become the first master of the elven clan, not to mention the extremely excellent, and has the most precious and noble special occupation of the elven clan-[Knight King] Al Tolia.
And [internal] personnel like Drizzt know even that although Altolia, who is a king, does not have much time to practice and improve her own strength because of the variety of family affairs, even if it is so, with the elven clan’s Artifact suits and perfected talents, their king also possesses a powerful strength that can defeat the masters of the pseudo-area.
"That is to say, as long as it can beat me, everyone can be convinced, are you saying I am right, Drizzt?"
"Yes... yes, Her Royal Highness, if your Excellency can defeat your Royal Highness, his strength and determination will undoubtedly be recognized by all the people."
The rapid development of the situation has left Drizzt's brain blank, and now he is only answering Altria's questions by instinct.
"So, do you have any other questions?"
Anyone with a discerning eye can tell from Altria's tone that she is really angry with this Drizzt.
"Yes, Her Royal Highness, the subordinates have no doubts, and when the matter is over, the subordinates will immediately convict the elders."
Drizzt's tone was strangely calm, he already fully understood that the current bad situation was entirely caused by his immature hand, so even if he received the death penalty, it would be a pity to die.
"That's fine, wait for you to follow up and verify it with your own eyes."
After saying this, Altolia ignored the already realized consciousness and fell into a huge whirl of self-blame Drizzt and the hundreds of elves.
"Wait, Altria..."
I couldn't help crying and looking at a pair of Altria who had nothing to do with it. I didn't know what to say for a while.
Before and after contacting her, I could finally understand some of the entire decision-making process in her mind that made people feel weak.
His strength is the strongest among the younger generation (very confidently)-they fight against Drizzt-more persuasive and convince more people-to implement the husband as the "excellent king" idea.
What... how to describe this kind of thinking? An analogy is like a lion—ah~~, the lion is hungry, so it’s time to fill up the stomach; ah~~, the rabbit across the river is best to catch, so swim past it; ah~~, tragedy , I met a crocodile...
such.
It's quite a speechless rectum, so I can see the other side of Artolia that is deeply hidden and can't be exposed.
So I said at the beginning that the golden dull hair on her head was definitely not there for no reason.
Of course, as a person who was able to use the usual style of being able to mix with others, the big things became small and the small things disappeared, but because of the moment of boredom and whim, I wanted to beat people and finally let things develop to the second culprit at this point, I had to vomit myself. Say it yourself-your bitch, deserve it!
The development of the matter has been beyond everyone's expectations. The following hundreds of thousands of onlookers are in a mess. The loud noise covers the entire Crystal Tree Square. After ten passes, the soul of gossip is in the crowd. Burning in the middle, so that this battle between Altolia and I has become a fact that can't look back.
Soon, Elder Lehman wiped the sweat on his forehead, caught up with more than a dozen soldiers, and discussed with Altria and I for a while, feeling that things could not be recovered, only under the premise of fighting, Make some decisions.
Finally, the matter was decided. Elder Lehman took out the magic loudspeaker and used the volume to cover the noise of the whole square. He coughed loudly and caught everyone's attention.
"Cough, everyone, and guests from afar, I believe you have known the course of things, I will not repeat it, now please listen to me..."
The countermeasures we discussed were very simple. They were unavoidable and could not disappoint Altolia's "good intentions". Fight, fight. The question is where, it is impossible to start right here. It must be true here. If you fight, the elves civilians who accounted for more than 80% of the people in the audience, I am afraid that there will be countless deaths and injuries in the aftermath of the battle.
In short, like this level of battle, a sturdy and safe ring is necessary. The elves are not without such a place, but they cannot accommodate hundreds of thousands of people to watch, or even tens of thousands of adventurers other than civilians, so everyone mainly decides Yes, it’s the witness of this battle, even if you can’t witness it all, then it’s simply not expensive, the representatives of various races, and Drizzt’s hundreds of leading troublemakers know the result, and it’s enough.
Elder Lehman now wants to express this to the audience, but it wants to persuade the audience, especially those adventurers who burn the soul of gossip, and more especially the most powerful alliance adventure of the soul of gossip. It’s not easy at all.
The elves said that after all, as an elder, Lehman had to sell some face. Soon, most of the long ears settled down, and the elder Lehman’s decision was accepted, but thousands of alliance adventurers were not happy. , Who is Lehman? I do not recognize.
"Elder Fan, look..."
Seeing that the adventurers on the side of the league are getting more and more fierce, Lehman can't communicate anyway. He can't help but look back at me with embarrassing eyes.
"I'll try it, but if I can convince these guys, I'm not confident..."
In response to a bitter smile, no one here knows these unruly adventurers better than me, and anxious them, even if Akara comes, it may not be able to calm down, so the lines must be carefully considered. , Um, try to ease the tone, everyone has something to discuss...
He took the magic megaphone from Elder Lehman and held back a song that sang under the eyes of everyone, coughing a few times and calming down the Alliance adventurers.
"Cough, brothers and sisters, thank you very much for your support, but..."
Looking at the Alliance adventurer who was quiet in the next moment, Elder Lehman nodded with satisfaction, thinking in his mind that the prestige of the Elders in the Alliance is higher than he thought. It seems that the Elder and the Queen are right His evaluation was not overestimated.
"Fuck you guys?! Watch your sister?! Let's get together and fight because we are fighting with a husband and wife?! Or else, next time you go to Ladies' Street to play, find someone to stare at next to you and see How does it feel?"
At the next moment, the loud roar from his ears made Elder Lehman smile and nodded his praise, and his legs almost fell off.
The Alliance adventurers under the stage were quiet for a moment, and then immediately came a burst of ambiguous laughter, male coaxing, female coyness, and only a large group of innocent and lovely elves, showing some inexplicable eyes. Deep they still can't understand what Ladies Street is.
"Since this is the case, then we will not disturb the elders, you enjoy it."
"Elder Fan, I wish you [sex] blessings!"
"Elder Fan, let me be a hero!"
"Elders, don't lose, hahaha~"
"..."
This was the roar of a large group of male adventurers, and then the group of female adventurers, among them female rogers, and their silver bells were shy and delicate.
"Pervert~~!!!"
"Shameless~~!!"
"Elder Fan, I want to make a small report to Lord Velas..."
Only the last one forgave me. When I heard the last sentence with a smile, my legs softened and almost slipped off the stage.
Seeing me look awkward, the adventurer under the stage laughed even more.
Smile smile, smile, do you have to force me to remember the tiger body shock? The adventurous staring at the adventurer under the stage, feeling that the elder had no face, I quickly urged Elder Lehman to lead the way.
Anyway, it finally made the group of guys quiet.
"Oh hehe, the elders really have a hand."
Along the way, Elder Lehman's gentle voice came from the front.
"Smile, let you see how I am in distress."
Frustrated, he lowered his head and responded casually. I was thinking about when to give this abominable adventurer a little color, especially the guys who laughed the most, but I remembered their appearance, Well, next time I will get a few memory crystals from the miser, record the whole process of going to Ladies Market, and make the first part of the dark continent.
"Van, you are too modest."
Altolia, who was walking around, turned her head and looked at me seriously.
"I think this is your greatest ability."
Is it... is it? Is it the ability to be a funny entertainer on stage? In a sense, it's really amazing and maybe, haha...ah hahaha...
I got Altria's pertinent evaluation, turned my head, and in a position where no one could find it, I looked up and burst into tears at 45 degrees.
"Van~EbookFREE.me~ I want to ask you a question."
I never knew that Altolia was still a curious baby, rubbing the corners of my eyes, and I turned back and said,
Don’t hesitate to ask me anything, I’ll keep a smile without saying anything.

"Van, what exactly is [Ladies Street]? For those words that I can't understand, why make those adventurers so happy, I think this word is very important."
Altolia asked seriously.
"..."
Suddenly, Elder Lehman's face in front of him slightly, his usual gentle eyes, now raised like a goldfish, mixed with fear and panic messages, and then passed to me at a very hidden angle. A thousand years of ice blade sharp vision, a horror expression of "dare to tell you the truth".
"This...haha...this..."
At the same time, facing the sight of Elder Lehman's murder and Altria's clear and dignified look, I smirked besides smirking...