Vol 2 Chapter 19: The real identity of the beautiful aunt (below)
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Digital Life
- 随月听雨
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- 2021-03-01 12:38:15
"This!" Wang Wei stared at the two banknotes in her hand tightly at this moment, shaking with the rhythm of her shaking, then Nono asked: "I just told you, but that I will never sell two chickens, will you? "
"Okay! Good! Hurry up!" Seeing that he finally lowered his head, the aunt beautiful happily reached out and touched his head, then put the 30 yuan in his hand.
"Actually nothing, do you know the silkworm?" He put the two banknotes in his pocket with joy, and covered them tightly with one hand, as if he was afraid of being snatched away. .
"Earthworm? What is that?" Finally, a special term was heard, and Auntie Mei came to the spirit immediately.
"Actually, this silkworm is a pest!" He wanted to say the same thing as when he slaughtered her before, but think about killing her only 250 last time. This time, he would kill twice. The price is 500 yuan, and she wants to buy two at a time, so this time can't be as casual as the last time, and the punishment for failure of this task seems to be very serious. He immediately twisted his brain hard. Thinking about it, he said, "My sister told me so, this earthworm! It specializes in those potatoes, potatoes, and other high-protein things. Then it stores all the proteins it absorbs into the body. So they are just like the silkworm, one by one, that is, all the nutrients in their bodies are protein. "
"Do you mean, this black chicken grew up eating this?" The beautiful aunt this time was much smarter than the last time, and she understood it as soon as she said it.
"Yes! Yes! Yes! They all say that pretty women are not smart, I don't know which idiot is farting around blindly!" Hearing her thoughts on the road as soon as she heard it, he just smashed a pony fart.
"Yes! Those people are sexist, don't ignore them, you continue to say!" Give him such a smash, the beautiful aunt really did quite comfortable.
"Well!" He paused for a moment, after a moment's grace. One was to hang her appetite, and the other was to think about what to say later. Let ’s play on the spot, we must seize the opportunity to give ourselves time to think. Soon his mind turned around, and after thinking about it, he slowly said, "We have a chicken farm in the countryside of Huangpi. The boss is very profitable. He is a very big boss. I heard that he bought cars at home. Now, tens of thousands of cars to buy! Very beautiful! And the houses are all 4 stories, so big! "
"Oh, is that too rich?" Hearing that, Aunt Mei laughed with a smile.
"Isn't that rich? He's the richest person I know! Of course not on TV!" He looked up proudly after he said, "That guy is in his 40s. I found a little more than 20, a beautiful little daughter-in-law who went back. You said it was not terrible? "
"Awesome! Awesome!" Auntie Mei quickly shook her head. Who would fight with a child?
"Just because he found a daughter-in-law, in order to please his daughter-in-law, he went to collect secret recipes everywhere, and then planted dozens of acres of potatoes and potatoes to raise the silkworm. How much food is wasted! "Immediately after speaking, a distressed expression appeared on his face.
"Grow dozens of acres of land to raise that silkworm? Did he specifically raise the black chicken to please his little daughter-in-law?" Hearing this, the beautiful aunt seemed to understand something.
"Of course, but his little daughter-in-law is particularly difficult to serve. She only eats all the silkworms raised by silkworms. Even if she sees that blackbird has eaten a grain of rice from childhood, she will not. So this dozen acres of land a year I ca n’t raise dozens of black chickens. Even if they do this, they can stew one black chicken for her every other week. No matter who it is, he does n’t sell it. The little daughter-in-law who sold him wants him to sleep on the floor. "After that, he put his hands on the chicken cage of the two sick chickens, and then glanced at her proudly.
"Oh!" The beautiful aunt made a long whisper, because she could understand the 'secret' of these two black chickens completely. Don't look at the two chickens as bitches, and the hair has fallen a lot. If there are no such defects, it is estimated that his 'sister' can't make it. It is precious, but is the effect of this chicken useful? Thinking of this she asked again: "Is this chicken really effective?"
"Nonsense! That guy has been married for more than 10 years, now in his 50s, and his little daughter is now in his 30s, but when the New Year was last year, my sister went home to stand with her, and others said that my sister was better than She was so old. It was so anxious that my elder sister had to eat and eat two black chickens! "When she heard her doubts about the effect of this" peerless "black chicken, he immediately made a look of anger again. .
"Okay, little brother! Don't get angry, I'm just kidding you!" Seeing him getting angry again, the beautiful aunt quickly consoled.
"Who was joking with you, let me tell you! This chicken can exert such a great effect, it is absolutely impossible to just that landworm, and the key is to match a special recipe! This recipe is the boss I bought it from Yunnan and other indigenous people for a lot of money. But I lost the face of my dead sister. I really do n’t know how my sister got it. The guy did n’t even say his own sister. I'll find it for my sister! "Speaking of this, he sighed and continued:" Although I hate that I have been bullying my mother-in-fashion from childhood to age, I have to say that she is really capable! "
"Recipe? Big price? Yunnan? Indigenous people?" After hearing these four words, the curiosity of the beautiful aunt once again struck up. He hurriedly asked, "What formula? Do you know?"
"Nonsense! Even though the mother-in-father hid the formula tightly, she didn't look at who I was, haha!" At this point he smiled proudly, and the little tail was about to rise to the sky.
"Let's hear it!" Seeing that he knew it, Auntie Mei immediately hurried.
"Cut! You're stupid! I'll tell you 30 yuan? The door isn't there!" After he said, he dragged his head aside, but the eyeballs kept staring at her from the corner of the eye.
"Oh, you greedy little guy!" Seeing him like that, Auntie Mei immediately understood. She smiled at him with her finger, and then took out her wallet, ready to take out another ticket.
"To be red!" Wang Wei was still still at this time, pads on her toes, and stared at her wallet at the corner of her eyes. "Do not ask me if you are greedy without bargaining!"
"Red?" Upon hearing him say that, Aunt Mei looked at him, and then looked at the more than 10 red bills in her wallet. But after thinking about it, I came up with a big red ticket. I don't know why, she always thinks that this little guy should be 'trusted'. Since he said that it would cost 100 yuan, the formula is definitely worth 100 yuan.
"It's actually like this!" Seeing that she actually got a big 100 yuan ticket, he immediately snatched it and put it in his pocket, and then slowly said: "This earthwork They are actually cheap, they are everywhere! "
"I know that earthenware is generally a very common thing. The key is the way of matching!" Since 100 yuan was given, the beautiful aunt was a little more serious this time.
"Well!" Seeing that she became serious, Wang Wei immediately became serious again, squinting his eyes, as if he was remembering attentively. In fact, it was the common things he was thinking about to make her believe this. Fangzi really had that effect, and after thinking about it, he said, "Anyway, I read my sister's note on the paper. I tell you what I see. If I'm wrong, you should find trouble with my sister, no matter what I do. , 100 yuan I will never return. "
"Okay, it's only 100 yuan, let's say it quickly!" Aunt Mei's patience seemed to hang him a little.
"I saw it written like this: 1 two big onion roots, that is the green onion, not a small onion, as long as the root! Then half or two peels are the peeled ginger. Then there is 5 yuan of angelica, 2 yuan of codonopsis, 3 yuan. Huaishan, 10 goji berries, the key is to match 3 carp gall, must be red carp, plus half a lemon. With 2 pounds of net meat, 6 bowls of water boiled into 1 bowl. "He immediately said in a clear and vivid manner. stand up.
At this time, the beautiful aunt remembered these ingredients attentively, but after he said it, he said something to him with something he didn't quite understand: "This Angelica Dangshen doesn't seem to have much to do with beauty and beauty. Come on! "
"You don't need to ask me, I'm not a doctor. Anyway, I saw that the earthenware that my sister wrote was written like this, and I'm just telling you truthfully now. I told you I won't lose a penny, I lied It's not good for me if you get it! Anyway, I've got the money, believe it or not! It's my conscience! "He said these words without a heartbeat. To be honest, he still feels a little grateful to his dad for being so strict with him, otherwise he wouldn't be able to practice such a liar without any unusual behavior.
"Okay! I believe you!" After thinking about it, the beautiful aunt chose to believe it, because this earthwork was originally weird, and there were a lot of strange things in it, such as carp gall, ginger, etc. Yes, there is credibility. The key point is that now she was looking for him to buy the money, not the one he came to sell. This is the key!
"Well, I said everything I should say, you can go!" After that, he immediately urged her to come again.
"I said, little brother, what are you in a hurry? You tell me everything, you just do it to the end and sell me these two chickens! What do you think?" Seeing him urged himself again, beautiful The aunt immediately pleased him and said to him.
"No need to talk! If it was sold to you, it would be weird for my sister not to kill me!" He refused to hesitate to hear her say it.
"How about one for 100 yuan?" Seeing that he didn't agree, the beautiful aunt immediately took a 100 out and shook him in front of him.
"100 yuan!" Looking at the 100-dollar ticket in front of him, he immediately showed a look like a fool and looked at her and said, "Do not say how much this chicken is worth, nor whether it is rich or not. You can buy it. How much does it cost to raise this chicken? Have you considered it? I do n’t want to talk about selling it. Do you think this 100 yuan is a lot?
"Oh, sorry little brother!" Hearing this, the beautiful aunt was also embarrassed. How much silkworm would a chicken raise to eat? How many potatoes do these ground silkworms eat? These 100 pieces really seem ridiculously small. She immediately took out two more 100 pieces and said, "Should 300 pieces be enough?"
"It should be almost the same, but you have to think about a problem first!" Seeing those three 100 red tickets seems a little far from the mission goal. He immediately said to her with a very serious expression: "My two chickens are not sold, if! I mean if! If I buy it for you, it is called transfer, understand? It is transfer! Another this It is estimated that 300 yuan is just enough at most. It is a loss or a profit, because I do n’t know how much my sister spent to buy it. Then! After my sister is back, I have to suffer. Will give my sister a blue and purple one, may I ask! Do you think I will sell? "
"This!" Looked at his seriousness now, Aunt Beautiful thought about it, immediately smiled and took 200 dollars out of the wallet and said, "This is enough for 500? Even if your sister buys 300 Yes, you still earn 200. I only need one, and I left one for your sister. Your sister won't be too embarrassed for you. Hitting is scolding and loving. It ’s okay to hurt your own sister. Make two hundred dollars! You can! "
"This!" He lowered his head and looked at the five 100 red banknotes in front of him, thinking and thinking in embarrassment. Then he looked up as if to ask her: "I want to sell one if I sell one, and my sister's one if I sell two. Why do you want to sell one?"
"Oh, younger brother, you are so bad!" Upon hearing him say that, Aunt Mei looked at him with a strange smile. But after finishing speaking, he took 5 100 yuan and gave it to him.
"The system prompts: You can complete the random task‘ Sell Chicken ’. The total sale price is 1130 yuan, and it takes 24 minutes and 34 seconds. The system rewards you 5000 experience, 120 reputation, and permanent intelligence increase by 3 points.
"System Tip: Since your current perception is 7 o'clock, you have successfully realized a new special skill: negotiation in this difficult task that is over-completed."
"Negotiation": special skills. During the negotiation process, the target trust is 120 in normal state. The current level is 1, you can wake up the level by special tasks.
Hearing that the system rewarded so many things, and came to him with a special skill beyond his imagination, although he was a little excited, his heart was never satisfied, so he was in his heart Depressed, why not reward some money? I just slap my dad out and have n’t learned the skills yet. I want money!
"Two chickens are just right! One for me and one for my baby girl, both of our mother and daughter will have their beauty!" The aunt beautifully took the two's precious from the cage by herself. 'The black chicken caught it, and said to himself.
"Do you still have a daughter?" Although the mission has been completed, anyway, I have killed the horse in front of me 2 times, and only 250 of them last time, this time more fiercely. Two dead chickens slaughtered 1,000 in one go ~ EbookFREE.me ~ Anyway, let ’s brag about her two more words, at least you can make your ‘conscience’ less condemned. So when he heard the beautiful aunt mentioning her daughter, he deliberately screamed, and then groaned and said, "Then your daughter must be pretty, right? In which kindergarten does she go to school?"
"Kindergarten? My daughter is older than you! She is already in junior high school, and she is going to college soon. How can she go to kindergarten?" Hearing what kind of kindergarten he actually said, the beautiful aunt immediately corrected it.
"Ghost? How could you be so young with such a young daughter?" He screamed again when she said that. But I was thinking, "I am older than me? Lao Tzu is also a junior high school student, but depending on your virtue, I guess your girl is also a dinosaur or a disgusting dinosaur. Otherwise, I can really think about it, but I want to be poor It ’s dying. Buying two chickens for 1,000 yuan is a rich owner! After getting on your girl, you should not worry about having no money to learn skills. "
"That's for sure! In Wuhan No. 1 Middle School, as long as my daughter Zhou Ying doesn't give a thumbs up and praise. Not only is her grade the first in the school, but also the school flower of Wuhan No. 1 Middle School!" Hold the two 'treasures' of black chicken and leave.
"Zhou Ying? Why did you hear the name so familiar?" He lowered his head and thought carefully and thought, but immediately remembered that the damn, disgusting, stupid beautiful aunt turned out to be! !! !! One of the future grandmothers!