Chapter 1928: Mumbles (Today's dishes are too salty!)

The drone approached the radio signal point slowly, and soon, Founder saw the thing on the screen. It looks like a composite of steel and rock, half of steel and half of rock, and an antenna that feels like a branch is inserted outside. The shape is like a circle dug out of the mound and still stained with dirt. Jar.
But the weird words and flashing light spots on the outside can tell that they are definitely not naturally generated items.
"Check carefully, pay attention to the surroundings, investigate the source of the signal, and pay attention to concealment."
Founder issued several orders in a row, and soon someone would do it, but Misaka Misaka was obviously curious when she saw it.
"Is there anything weird? That's not an iron pot? Let's just take a look at it?"
"This is the universe, my young lady."
Founder shook his head.
"We don't even know what it is. It may be a distress message, or it may just be an ordinary detector, but it may also be a bait or a bomb. Maybe when we touch it, it will collapse immediately, Into a black hole and swallowed us all. "
"No, it won't ..."
Hearing here, Misaka Misaki looked pale.
"Why not? We don't know what the other party is. You have to find out that the universe is huge and there are countless different civilizations. Their moral values ​​and values ​​are likely to be completely different from us. Maybe they like killing and destroying What have they encountered? Contact with a new civilization in the universe always requires caution, caution, and caution. "
As he said, Founder glanced at Misaka Misaka.
"It's as if you met a little white rabbit in an unfamiliar forest. You might think that little white rabbit is cute, but maybe they turned your head and bit your head off."
"Woo ........."
"Ha, so Ms. Misaka has no brain."
An elegant voice came from the other side, and Misaka Misaka immediately clenched her fists and stared uneasily at the blond girl next to her.
"Bee-eater ......... No one takes you dumb if you don't talk!"
"I've been caught here. What's wrong with saying a few words?"
Speaking of which, bee-eating is also annoying. You know that she did n’t even know what happened before that, but one day the Founder suddenly appeared in front of herself and said to her,
I ’m afraid you ’re in trouble by leaving you here, I ’ll give you a day to clean up "Follow me", and the next day he was taken directly to the battleship by the Founder.
"But I'm really interested in the way aliens think. I don't know if Mr. Fang Zheng would like to let me try if I have the chance?"
"If given the chance."
Facing the request of bee-eaters, Fang Zheng shrugged his shoulders, which was another reason for him to bring bee-eaters. It really is that the Founder has no ability in the spiritual department ...
Soon, the inspection results came out, it was just a simple signal transmitting device, the technology was also very old, quite average, and it had been for a long time. According to the analysis of the drone, this device has existed for at least 600 years. And its signals have been intermittent and incomplete.
"Open it, parse the data, and be safe."
Founder thought for a moment, and gave the order again, and saw a few robotic hands exposed under the drone, and quickly and flexibly captured the signal generating device, and then a laser shot out from it, cutting the device's casing and exposing the parts inside.
And these parts look very weird. They look like vines and branches are connected together, and then inserted into several carefully polished crystals and stones, and the drone quickly penetrates into them and starts to collect information Then, after a while, Nimfu's voice came.
"Report to the owner, the data is collected."
"Release it."
"Yes."
Soon, the screen in front of everyone flashed, and then a strange image appeared in front of them.
I saw on the screen a guy that looked a little weird, with four hands and four feet, who was as big as a brown bear, but with a teddy bear on his head. They were shaking their limbs, and then He also stood upside down and made a sharp cry.
"Mumble, mumble, mumble, mumble!"
Shouting, the monsters opened their mouths, exposing their sharp teeth. They faced the camera, opened their mouths, and closed them hard. Then they quickly saw these monsters holding a frog-like animal from the side and biting it hard at the camera.
"Ga --- Ga-!!!!"
The unlucky creature was torn into pieces under the fangs and teeth, and then the monsters smiled at the camera again, shaking the bite-skinned corpse in their hands, screaming loudly, cheering, and then .... The video is over.
"This ......... what the is this?"
Xiao Hei's look was aggressive, and Ilya hid directly behind her.
"I think this is like a horror movie by aliens ...... frankly, are they intimidating us?"
Shirai Kuroko was also dissatisfied with arms folded, staring at the screen.
"Let's not allow us to invade their planet, for example, or eat us?"
"I think it's similar."
Misaka Misaka nodded, in fact, not only them, but even Asuna and Yinglili and others held the same idea. After all, the video just now is absolutely not good at any level. Meaning.
However, Founder did not participate in the discussion of the girls. He just opened his personal terminal and contacted Nimfu again.
"Nimf, did the parsing succeed?"
"Yes, master, it has been resolved, please wait. I'm replacing ...... well."
With Nimfu's speech, everyone saw the screen flashing in front of them, and the picture just appeared again, but this time, those strange "mumbles" just now have been replaced with words they can understand.
"We are the murmurs of murmur stars!"
The monsters appeared and started dancing.
"Mumbles, mumbles, we love peace, we are kind and friendly races!"
They shake their limbs and stand upside down.
"We welcome guests, we know that we are not the only life in this starry sky! So, guests who see this image, please come to our planet."
As they said, the monsters took the chicken-headed frog and shook it towards the camera.
"We can invite you to eat the most delicious food!"
With a bite, blood flowed into the river.
"Crispy, crisp and tender, first-rate taste! Delicious quack chicken! Welcome you, we believe that the pursuit of food is shared by all the stars! You will definitely fall in love with our food! Welcome you, our friends! "
The image ends.
"....................."
The whole staff was silent.
"Either they're crazy or I'm crazy."
Riko reached out and held down his forehead.
"Sorry, I'm going back for a while."
"............ the alien civilization is really ..."
At this moment the face of Bee Eater Prayer was also extremely stiff.
"... It's really hard to understand ..."
Founder directly ignored the girl's broken performances behind her and contacted Nimfu again.
"Is there a coordinate on the device?"
"Of course, we have sent a probe to investigate ...... Ah, wait a moment, the probe found another sending device, very similar to the previous one."
"Oh?"
"The information is collected ...... translating ...... well."
As Nimfu spoke, the picture in front of him changed again, and this time appeared in the screen in front of everyone, a group of monsters with frog bodies and chicken heads ... well, everyone expressed a little bit about this thing No stranger.
I just saw it after all.
I saw these frogs jumping on the screen and screaming from time to time.
"Hello, hello, guests far from the stars. We are quack chickens, great quack chickens!"
These frog chickens screamed, jumped, and cried.
"The great quack chicken loves peace, we are peace-loving races! We are the great peaceful quack chicken!"
Then as soon as the camera turned around, a roasted monster with a bear body was pushed out like a roasted whole lamb, um ... this crowd is also very familiar.
After all, I have just seen it.
"Raw food is wrong, barbaric, and backward! The great quack chicken is excellent, advanced civilization, grilled and eaten! It is the right way to cook when it is roasted! Cook it, and eat it! ! "
With a cheer, I saw the quack chickens suddenly pounced on, holding something like a short spear in their hands and stabbed at the roasted bears, then tore off their meat, and then began to sing .
"I love the delicious food, the roasted Dudu bear is the sweetest, eat the brain and eat the eyes, the tongue is delicious and crispy ..."
"Sorry ~ EbookFREE.me ~ I'm going to the bathroom."
Before she finished singing, Fei Li turned her face pale and covered her mouth and turned away, and the black cat next to him also wobbled and looked a bit unbearable. Asuna had closed her eyes completely and did not dare to look at it anymore, and the expressions of other people were not so good at the moment. Only Kuangsan and Iona's expressions were quite calm, after all, it was nothing to the former, and to the latter ... seems to be the same?
In the end, this scene ended with the invitation of the Gaga chickens to "Welcome our new friends to taste the Dudu Bear."
"..............."
The air was dead.
"Ahem."
After a while, Founder coughed and broke the silence, then he looked at the others.
"So ... let's go ...... look?"
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