Chapter 2002: You can't (the hot one must turn on the air conditioner today)
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Dimensional Codex
- Siberian Cat
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- 2021-01-29 08:49:40
"Why do you do this?"
"Did I not say? Only the body of our order family can accommodate, endure and transform the power of chaos."
"But why do you only have one head left? Can't you just cut your arm?"
Founder couldn't understand what a ghost operation this was.
"Because it needs to be measured in advance, if it is just an arm, it will explode once it exceeds the limit. I have calculated it. With my physical limit, if I want to achieve a perfect plan, I must have the whole body ......... Well, also It ’s good to keep my head for me. "
"Then why don't you just clone another body ... well, I'm mentally retarded."
Fang Zheng originally wanted to ask, but when he noticed the goddess of order, he shut his mouth decisively. He almost forgot that only holding the seal of order is the family of order. If cloning can solve the problem, then the goddess of order will not be so far There is only one head left.
"However, you really can do this ..."
Although she was shocked by the sacrifice of the goddess of order, Founder still felt sincerely. The goddess of order deserved to be the goddess of order. The ability and strength to do so was also one-on-one.
however………
"Nothing, creating the world is a compulsory content for the order family, we all will."
"……………Aha?"
Hearing this, Fang Zheng froze, and the goddess of order glanced at him.
"you will not?"
"Of course I won't!"
Founder directly fry in place, kidding, you are talking about creating the world. I can't create a planet. All I can do is improve the environment and cultivate ecological species on the existing planet.
"Hey ... Oh, by the way, I forget that you were not born in our order family and have not received basic education ... No wonder your order imprinting feels so rough."
"Basic education………"
Founder was completely speechless.
Cooperating with your order and creating the world all bring training?
Where can I get a test certificate? I will take the test now.
"So can you teach me?"
"Sorry, I can't do this. I don't have the relevant qualifications and specific permissions, not to mention that I don't know how to teach people."
The goddess of order refused neatly, so that Founder could not take the words.
Your rejection is too official!
"Don't look at me like this, I know you are dissatisfied, but the truth is I can't do it."
The goddess of order shook her head, and then circled around Founder again.
"You see, there are no two identical leaves in the world, right, even if we learn the same knowledge and observe the same value, but our thinking will be different. And I can feel that you already have The set of foundations is rough and not fine enough, but at least it has taken shape ... So you see, if you want to create the world, it is different from the way I used it. "
"So what way did you create the world, goddess?"
Founder said that even if you ca n’t learn, it ’s good to listen to the former ’s experience. After all, you can look farther by standing on the shoulders of giants.
"In fact, it's very simple, just like painting. We only need to project a space first, then imagine what we like best, and then shape it based on it."
"……………such?"
Hearing this, Fang Zheng seems to have some insights, just like a thousand Hamlet in the eyes of a thousand people, everyone has a different view of the world, and the world created will naturally be very different .........
"Yeah, so you see, every time I create a world, I imagine the passionate collision between men, sweat, blood, feelings, and that hot force entangled together, it is simply fascinating ......... "
"Thank you so much for creating such a normal world."
Looking at the confused goddess of order, Founder couldn't help vomiting. You have to know that he has been to several worlds created by the goddess of order. Fortunately, these worlds are still normal. After all, according to the hobby of the goddess, creating a base world is completely effortless.
"Because I have learned a lesson."
Speaking of this, the goddess of order lowered her head and sighed, and a bad hunch emerged from the heart of Founder.
"lesson?"
"Yes, in fact, when I first created the world, I wanted to create a world full of men, and in order to allow their civilization to multiply, I also gave them males who can reproduce children. ability………"
"Wow ..............."
Hearing the narrative of the goddess of order, Founder's face clearly showed the expression of disgust and disgust.
This Nima is hell! ! !
"However, after my dream came true, I found that I couldn't be agitated at all. There were obviously men in love everywhere, but I didn't feel any joy and joy at all! Then I discovered that I committed A very serious mistake! "
As he said, the goddess of order became more and more excited.
"………error?"
"Yeah, why is the love between men and men so exciting? Because it is abnormal and unconventional. The love between men and women is order and common sense, but it is not the same between the same sex. Challenge it, challenge it, face it, accept it. Even if you know that it is wrong, it is contrary to the common sense of the world, but you still choose to fall in love ... ah ah ah! Yes, this is love True meaning! This is what I love, the hot emotional collision between men and men !!! "
As he said, the head of the goddess of order jumped on one side, looking very excited.
"So why should I create such a world! It is because of the obstacles of the world and common sense, so the love between men and men will be so dazzling! But when all this is taken for granted, the sense of excitement and The excitement is gone forever! I ’m such a fool! Why should I blaspheme the best love in my heart! I destroyed it myself!
"....................."
Founder silently took out the happy water and looked at the goddess of order with a pair of dead fish eyes.
Why should I listen to her talk about love values here?
"So after that, I learned my lesson and created the world in the future. I basically follow normal values, and I have to fix the relationship between men and women in it, because then, those who feel 'ah, I like men 'The man will become more entangled, painful, and will indulge in guilt and anxiety, and he will tremble. Only when facing a high wall, his potential will burst out. Hehehehehe ............ "
"I said, you are completely a shady BOSS now."
Seeing the goddess of order stick out her tongue and drool, Founder couldn't help but say something.
At least you can keep a little image.
"Hahahaha, sorry, sorry."
Hearing Founder's reminder, the goddess of order recovered, and soon a handkerchief emerged out of thin air, then wiped the corner of her mouth.
"But you should really look at my collection. The Dragon Warrior was cursed and unable to marry the princess. As a result, he fell in love with his servant. The painful struggle between desire and honor is really great ... Ah, let ’s say in advance that these are not movie shows, but what happened in reality, and I ’m left with a little fun now. "
"Wow, your interest is bad too."
Hearing this, Founder finally couldn't help it.
"What curse, that's your intention!"
"Yeah, but I gave him the power to eliminate the evil dragon that threatened their country, and let the princess of their country fall in love with him. This is a good thing, but everything has to pay the price, this is also a test. ! Test! If he ca n’t pass the test, he wo n’t be happy!
"You wipe off the saliva at the corner of your mouth, I think your words are still convincing."
No, this goddess is in danger.
Founder silently took two steps back.
"So, let's get back to the topic ..."
To go on, he felt his brain was going to blow up.
"makes sense."
The goddess of order nodded, then immediately became serious.
"Well, to be honest, I did n’t know your situation well before, but it ’s really not good to see you now, just like you, when you go out, you will be overturned by the chaotic waves in minutes. Your core point is not yet Open it. "
"Core point?"
"It's the core ... All in all, that's something that only you can understand, um ... wait, let me see ..."
Speaking of this, the goddess of order rolled her eyes as if rummaging for something, then raised her head.
"Okay, this is for you."
On the one hand, a light spot in front of the goddess of order suddenly appeared and fell into Fangzheng's hand, although the task reminder of "Dingdong" came from Fangzheng's ear.
"this is?"
"It's a training program that can help you define yourself, ah, don't ask me what this content is, as I said, everyone's content varies from person to person ..."
"So what's your training content, Lord Goddess?"
"Hey, hey ........."
Hearing Fang Zheng's curious inquiry, the goddess of order blushed and smiled.
"That one………"
"That one?"
"That, that is ... I want to make two men who love me a pair ..."
"....................."
Wow, no, this woman is in danger! This is a ghost test! You play with me! !
"Don't look at me like this!"
Realizing the meaning in Founder's eyes, the goddess of order also burst.
"This is a matter of life and death for me. You know, the two men treat me so tenderly. If I forget my original intention and indulge in their love, my trial will fail. Ah ~! "
I do n’t think there ’s anything wrong with failure. On the contrary, it ’s not good to see success like you.
"Then I will say goodbye, and I will come to you if I don't understand it in the future."
"It's better not to come. I find this place of leisure. If you look for me too many times, I'm afraid you will bring something bad."
The goddess of order shook her head boringly, and soon, the previous scene appeared again, marking the movie is about to continue. And Founder shook his head, but when he was about to leave, Founder suddenly remembered something.
"By the way, UU reads www.uukanshu.com Lord Goddess."
"Huh? What else?"
"What are you going to do over the alfalfa galaxy?"
After all, people still offer you to be a goddess, you always have a statute.
"Alfalfa galaxy ... ah, indeed you came out from there."
However, the confessed person seems to be forgetting such a place.
"Ah, this is really troublesome. I'll leave it to you."
With the sound of the female mythology of order falling, the sound of "Ding Dong" came from Fang Zheng's ear, and then the system prompt appeared in front of Fang Zheng.
[User 10235 transfers the management control authority of "Alfalfa Galaxy" to you. Are you sure? 】
"……………Aha?"
Seeing this, Founder froze.
Does this work?