Chapter 2989: This is also ok? (Today's temperature drops and freezes to death)
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Dimensional Codex
- Siberian Cat
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- 2022-01-03 09:59:14
After confirming that what he was facing was not the crisis of the Galactic Empire, nor had anything to do with Star Wars or Darth Vader, but was simply the trouble of a girl who ran away from home and was taken back home, Fang Zheng stopped in an instant. Interest in hitting it down.
but……
"When did I propose to you?"
Looking at Lala in front of him, Fang Zheng had a dumbfounded look-we didn't even say a few words, okay.
"I will never forget it in my life."
However, facing Fang Zheng's question, Lala happily closed her eyes and stretched out her hand to put it on her chest.
"You squeezed my chest with your hand and made a passionate confession of love to me..."
"…………Aha?"
"That's it, earthling."
Just then Justin also spoke up.
"You have entered into a marriage contract with Master Lala in accordance with the traditional and formal procedures of Debbie Luxor. That is to say, from the moment you touch your in the bathroom, you can be deemed to have exercised Debbie for you. Luxing's formal marriage contract etiquette!"
"...This is also okay?"
At this moment, Fang Zheng was completely speechless.
Touching the chest is equivalent to getting engaged? Are you kidding me? !
"Yeah, so marry me!"
Lala, holding Fang's arm, said with a grin, while the latter looked up and was speechless.
What is this Nima called! I thought it was some kind of epic mission of Star Wars, but what kind of funny story is Nima!
"There is no other way."
Justine also sighed, and Fang Zheng rolled his eyes.
"Wait, why can't there be any way? It's just an accident, and I'm an earthling, how can I know the customs of your Debbie Luke?"
"Hey? Do you hate me?"
Hearing Fang Zheng's words, Lala suddenly widened her eyes and looked at Fang Zheng uncomfortably, while the latter sighed helplessly.
"It's not that I hate you, but under normal circumstances, who would enter into a marriage contract with the person who just met? Don't you worry that I already have a girlfriend?"
At this time, it was really not good, so I had to find Kushida bellflower or Kirisaki Kyoko as a shield.
"In this case... Master Lala... That..."
"I do not want!"
While talking, Lala hugged Fang Zheng tightly.
"Furthermore, the people who are looking for a marriage contract with your father are not as good as him! They are long and handsome, and you are better than Zastin! Can you find me another person like this?"
"this………"
Hearing Lala's answer, Justin was speechless. Just as Lala said, not only was the earthly man in front of him very handsome, but his swordsmanship was far superior to him. If it weren't for the last effort, I'm afraid he would have died in the opponent's hands. Justin was also the number one swordsman of Debby Luxin anyway, but he was actually beaten by someone without the strength to fight back, and the two were similar in age...
"Anyway, I'm going to marry him!"
"...What does it matter to me..."
Founder was completely speechless.
"Earth people, it seems they have no choice but to do so."
Justin looked at Fang Zheng again, and said solemnly.
"In any case, you have touched Master Lala's chest. If you are unwilling to accept Master Lala, then this is tantamount to declaring war on Debby Luxing!"
"..."
"Furthermore, Lord Lala's father, King Deviluk is from the warrior faction! If he learns that you touched Lord Lala's breast and are unwilling to marry her, then the earth will be completely destroyed! "
"..."
I touched my chest, and it rose to the point of destruction of the earth?
"…………Um?"
Thinking of this, Fang Zheng's inspiration flashed, as if recalling something, then he looked at La La, then looked at Justin, and closed his eyes.
Hmm... Aliens, because of a misunderstanding, they want to get married, and they will destroy the earth if they don’t get married... This story seems to be seen from where I am... Damn!
The next moment, Fang Zheng knelt down.
Isn't this Nima "Fortune Boy"? !
No wonder he thinks how familiar the plot is going. From this point of view, then Lala is Ram, and he is Zhuxingtang himself?
This is also ok? !
What did Nima look for in this random world generator? You can use all the comic settings that I read before!
It seems that everything can't be carved into DNA in the future.
Simply MMP.
So in the end, Fang Zheng had to raise his hand to surrender, and then he returned home, and gathered the girls who had been curious because of the movement, and told them the causes and consequences of the matter. For surprise.
To be honest, they didn't believe what Fang Zheng said at first, but after seeing Lala's devil-like tail and bat wings, everyone quickly accepted this.
After all, there are necromancers and puppets in this family now, and it’s not that strange to have another alien, isn’t it?
"Hey? Then does your brother marry that lady Lala?"
"How can it be."
Facing Meigan's surprised question, Fang Zheng rolled his eyes.
"We didn’t know each other for less than an hour, so we said we were going to get married? Do you think it’s normal? Anyway, she’s staying here temporarily, and Justin will report this to King Debby Luke, and then convey it. My opinion, and then look at the other party’s regulations...Anyway, it’s impossible for me to marry the girl I met for the first time just because of this trivial matter, isn’t it?"
What Fang Zheng is now adopting is to drag the word tactic, drag it to Xiaohei, and he will have enough confidence to fight against the opponent. At least there is no need to worry that the other party will really destroy the earth. Before that, let Lala stay here first. When it's time, explain to the other party's parents to see if you can make it clear, and then let's talk about it.
"Ah, yes!"
At this moment, Cui Xingshi seemed to have thought of something and clapped his hands vigorously.
"If that's the case, why not let Miss Lala be disappointed in you?"
"Don't make any wrong ideas, I can guess the result."
Hearing Cui Xingshi's proposal, Fang Zheng directly called back. Just kidding, he watched too much of this kind of bridge. Okay, he obviously wanted to reduce the opponent's favorability, but in the end, because of a series of troubles, he increased the opponent's favorability, and he really lost his wife and broke down.
"I think she was only agitated for a while. Let her stay calm for a few days, and she will probably think about the problem. After all, this is a life-long event that concerns her. How could she make a hasty decision?"
"No, no, master, it's not like that."
But at this time, Labis hurriedly shook her head.
"Girls also fall in love at first sight."
Hearing Labis's retort, the other girls nodded immediately.
"That's right."
"Isn't it often performed on TV? The hero and the heroine pass by the crowd, and the glance at each other determines that they fall in love. Isn't it romantic?"
"That's right, maybe Miss Lala is like this. At the first glance, I immediately believe that this is his destiny..."
"You guys..."
Looking at the girls who looked intoxicated, Fang Zheng was completely speechless.
There is no reason to be with a woman.
romantic?
Passing by in the crowd and staring at each other is considered romantic, but passing by in the crowd, is it romantic for you to hit her breasts?
No, maybe because of Debbie Lux's urinary sex, their TV series might really be filmed like this.
People always make love with a kiss, and maybe put it on Debbie Luke.
Think about it in a love drama on the earth, people confessed "I like you, please marry me", and the hero and heroine hug and kiss each other. Putting on Debbie Lux is the actor reaching out to hold the heroine’s chest, and then staring at her "I like you, please marry me"...... What kind of funny sitcom is this Nima?
The little girls who left behind a bunch of love heads were chatting enthusiastically below, and Fang Zheng went straight back to his room, then took out his personal terminal, and quickly contacted Xiao Hei-a hundred thousand in a hurry!
"Hahahahahaha."
As Fang Zheng expected, after listening to his narration, Xiao Hei on the other side of the screen rolled around laughing.
"Big brother, you can really do it, UU reading www.uukanshu.com hahahaha, you will get married when you touch your breasts. What kind of episodic drama is this..."
"In short, that's the way things are. See if you can find the location of Debbie Luke, and investigate the situation there, including military strength."
"clear."
Xiao Hei smiled and stuck out her tongue, saluted, and then she blinked playfully.
"But big brother, it's actually not difficult for you to do this yourself. As long as you turn that girl named Lala into an O slave who can't live without a big brother, wouldn't you just follow what your big brother says? At that time, whether it is married or not, what do you say to her elder brother?"
"Listening to you, I feel like a big devil, and I am not hungry to the point."
Fang Zheng shrugged his shoulders. Although Xiao Heiti's method was indeed effective, Fang Zheng was not so frenzied to attack the woman he met for the first time. Of course, if the other party is his own enemy, then Fang Zheng would naturally not care about these, but Lala has no hostile behavior other than pestering herself to get married, so it is natural that it is not good to use this method against her.
"Anyway, I'll leave it to you over there, it should be okay."
"No problem, I will find where the Debbie Luke star is, but so far we have not found a planet with signs of life, I am afraid it will take a little time..."
"In short, finish the investigation as soon as possible, and then come and join me."
"learn."
With the end of the call, Xiao Hei also cut off the communication, and Fang Zheng sighed long, then lay on the bed, looking at the ceiling in front of him.
This is really a lot of trouble...
(End of this chapter)
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