Chapter 1085: Chang'e is a foodie

The mica screen has a deep candle shadow,
The long river is gradually falling and Hyosung sinks. Fiction
Chang'e should regret stealing the elixir,
Bihaiqingtianyeyexin.
Someone can say with certainty that since Pangu opened the sky, the first human to step on the moon is a Chinese, and still a woman, this person is Chang'e.
Endless misery above the lunar, thousands of years of loneliness has hollowed out her body and mind, so that her body and mind become more ethereal than nothingness, in the Guanghan Palace, cold and clear, in a trance, let her live Almost forgot his appearance!
After taking the elixir that the king of man got from the Mother of Yaochi, he soared above this lunar, in the palace of Guanghan, for thousands of years, Chang'e could only look at his hometown and watch from the distant moon In the familiar yellow earth.
Thirty-two years ago, Chang'e witnessed an American named Armstrong, who landed on the moon with a piece of scrap iron, and inserted a flag full of stars on the surface of the moon.
However, the American had naked eyes and could not see the Guanghan Palace or Chang'e.
Originally thinking about stepping forward to talk about one or two, but thinking about the fact that foreigners are quite incompetent, and because of the language barrier, Chang'e still gave up this plan.
Thirty years later, in 2001, Chang'e woke up from the Palace of Guanghan, stepped out of the palace gate, and planned to continue to look at his hometown, when suddenly Yu Guang swept to something , Suddenly turned around and looked, suddenly Xing's eyes widened, revealing unbelievable and even more inexplicable.
I saw the Stars and Stripes that were still intact yesterday. At this time, a raging fire was lit. A young man with a beautiful face did not wear the bulky spacesuit. Instead, he wore ordinary clothes like himself and was on fire. Burning a dark thing.
After watching for thousands of years, Chang'e knew a lot of things. For example, there is no air on the moon, so it is impossible to light a flame.
And ordinary people can hardly get here. Even if they land on the moon, they have to enter Armstrong, wrapping themselves tightly, not to mention cigars on fire.
So everything in front of me that is counterintuitive proves that the person in front of me is not an ordinary person, and the fire must not be an ordinary fire.
Seeing the young man's appearance as a native, Chang'e skirt flicked lightly and fluttered towards the other side, with joy on his face. The other side also looked at her floating up, and after a cigar, they looked at each other.
Chang'e opened his lips lightly and spit out six words that were as crisp as a jade plate: "No smoking is allowed here!"
Xin Han, who was holding a cigar, choked directly, because the gravity on the moon is one-sixth of the earth, so the cigar was sprayed out by him and flew far away, leaving his realm of space and time, without air, extinguished naturally , Falling far on the surface of the moon.
"If you haven't seen anyone for so many years, just say this?" Xin Han looked at this beautiful woman who had been chanting for a long time, feeling beautiful and beautiful, but her brain was a little off the line.
Chang'e chuckled lightly: "Chang'e is watching his hometown day by day. Now that many places in his hometown have the words" no smoking ", this is a joke with the son!"
Speaking to Xin Han Wanfu to give a gift: "The slave family Chang'e, also invited the son to go to the Guanghan Palace to narrate!"
Xin Han waved his hand and said: "You can see your hometown in the sky. I believe you also know that today's vicissitudes of life have witnessed changes in the world, so don't use the slave family for anything. Let's match you and me!"
"Then I'll take care of the Lord and follow the guests!" Chang'e smiled and waved, and the Guanghan Palace immediately appeared. Xin Han was disappointed when he saw it, but the palace in front of him was also worthy of Guanghan's name.
I saw the so-called Guanghan Palace, but a hundred-foot square pavilion, clear and cold, secluded and desolate, transparent on all sides, even without a window, fortunately, there is no atmosphere on the moon, there is no wind, otherwise Isn't Chang'e sleeping all day?
In the pavilion, there is nothing but a table, a chair and a bed.
Chang'e asked Xin Han to sit on the chair and sat by the bed, apologizing: "Guang Han is suffering, there is nothing to entertain the guests, please forgive me!"
Xin Han waved his hand: "It doesn't matter, but I heard that in the Moon Palace, osmanthus wine is good, and your jade rabbit, it is better to take it out and roast it. There is wine and meat. Hi everybody, it is also a hospitality!"
Chang'e covered his mouth and chuckled: "The son really can laugh and laugh. I haven't seen meaty in thousands of years. If there are jade rabbits, where can I get you!"
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"As for the sweet-scented osmanthus wine, Wu Gang felled trees or something, but the world is far-fetched. It's only me on this moon since ancient times!"
When Xin Han looked at it, it was indeed a little poorer. Looking at Chang'e, it was pitiful. He took out a lot of food from the space and put it on the table: "Forget it, let me entertain you. Come, let's eat and talk ! "
In the next moment, Xin Han opened his eyes. I saw Chang'e seeing a table of food, and instantly turned into a lady from a lady, eating a fragrant crispy roast goose in one hand, and forgot to pick up the bun in the other hand. Rise.
Originally Xin Han also planned to eat and talk, and at first glance, the goods were really not free to talk, unless she could still make a voice through the two buns.
More than half an hour later, Chang E, who was eating Hesse, stopped and smiled embarrassedly: "Is it ugly to eat?"
Xin Han smiled: "Understandably, after all, you haven't eaten for thousands of years, and it's reasonable to be hungry!"
"You're crazy!" Chang'e rolled Xin Han's eyes and shook his head immediately: "I'm either hungry or greedy!"
"" Xin Han is full of black thread, this product is too honest.
Chang'e put down a piece of goose bone in his hand and said with a chuckle: "Since I have eaten the Yaochi fairy pill, I have no hunger, and I have become immortal, but who knows that it is infinite loneliness. I ate it here, even without saliva! "
She said, grabbing the wine that Xin Han took out, and poured it directly into her mouth. After taking a big sip, she asked blushingly, "You can get above this moon and prove that you are not a mortal. Say, what's the matter with the old lady? "
Xin Han swallowed and spit: "Did you drink too much?"
Chang'e's body shook, and he stroked his forehead with his hand: "Relax, UU Kanshu www.uukanshu.com The old lady was in the tribe, but she is famous for not being drunk!"
Seeing this, Xin Han nodded, seeing that she was eating and drinking almost, and then said, "I'm here to take you back to earth"
Just halfway through his words, he saw Chang E planted on the bed and fell asleep, but was really drunk.
"Wan Zhang is not drunk or bragging x can die!"
Xin Han shook his head and put Yaochi directly on his shoulder. He took one step and disappeared on the moon. The next moment appeared in the Lingling Hall of Jiajia Building.
Ma Xiaoling was already immune to the sudden appearance of Xin Han, but when he saw him carrying a delicate and vulgar woman on his shoulders, he could not help but raise his eyebrows: "Who is she?"
"Chang'e is the one on the moon. He just poured a whole bottle of Erguotou and just got down, right? In the middle? Let him boil some sober soup!" Xin Han threw Chang'e on the sand and complained to Ma Xiaoling. .
Ma Xiaoling's eyes widened wide, her mouth closed in surprise, and she touched her forehead for a while: "Are I dreaming? If not, I will go back to sleep for a while!"