Chapter 22: Lemon-flavored film emperor attack (1)
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Discussing The Correct Posture To Enjoy Dog Food
- 谢亦
- 3539 characters
- 2021-02-26 08:55:27
The second bowl of dog food: Lemon-flavored film emperor attack
C-class world, twenty-second century.
This is the era of information explosion, this is also the era of national entertainment! Ten years ago, we entertainment company introduced holographic viewing technology to the world, and pushed the film and television industry into the holographic era!
The social status of entertainers has undergone a qualitative change. Since then, civil servants, doctors, teachers, and lawyers have been ranked as the five ideal occupations in the new era.
The original owner, Mai Tao, is a dream young man who has a well-known artist as his goal and is eager to become famous.
【Ding! Scanning of host data is complete! 】
Gou Liang opened his eyes, then his body's center of gravity was tilted, he fell off the bottom of the bed unguarded, and his nose and the floor made intimate contact-
"Oh!"
Gou Liang was in pain and burst into tears.
[System: Master, are you okay? !! !! 】
[Gou Liang who wants to get up but has no energy: ... you pick a good place for me! (▼ 皿 ▼ #)]
[System: 嘤. 】
[Ding, the body is extremely weak, and a large amount of toxins have been detected in the body! It is recommended to use toxin purification props and physical recovery agent immediately! The combo package has a discount, only 20 points! Does the owner buy it? ⊙ω⊙】
I felt that my nosebleed should not be soft, but she could not even cover her nose, and she was humiliated.
Fifteen seconds later.
Gou Liang, who finally sat up on the ground, was almost spit out by the gas in the nasal cavity and a black stain of toxins mixed into a ecstasy scent at the moment when his sense of smell was restored, quickly pinched his nose and rushed to the pool— —
The cursed wood has a chick system: it makes me a happy system, I don't care. ╯ (╯ ▽ ╰) ╭
Wait for Gou Liang to clear himself before continuing to check the basic information provided by the system ↓↓
The host, formerly known as Mai Tao, used to be unknown.
At the age of 21, he was an unsigned anchor of the live streaming platform under We Entertainment Media.
The young man who pays attention to the dream of becoming famous is probably a special product of this era. Compared with most people who have dreams on their mouths and do not act on their hands, the original owner is more active, more persevering, more ambitious, and more persistent-but the same He also failed more than most people.
This is the third year that he has joined the We Live Show, but there are still only poor single-digit zombie fans in the live broadcast room and the fake fake fans who paid for it with a hundred or so.
It turns out that he has no talent.
However, the original owner did not accept and was unwilling to see this fact clearly. And now he paid for his lack of self-knowledge.
Mai Tao killed herself.
After exhausting all the methods of publicity and obscurity, he committed suicide by broadcasting lively-without the guidance of any professional, the three sleeping pills ended his life. If it wasn't for Gou Liang taking over his body, maybe he could not get entertainment news, but he could also have a section on social news blog to realize his "life value."
But now, I'm really sorry.
[Gou Liang raised an eyebrow: In other words, the soul-body correlation coefficient of the host in this world is very low? 】
[System: Yes, master. Because the host has undergone 7 cosmetic surgeries and has changed the identity verification name and several two-dimensional nicknames, there are no relatives or friends in this world, and the correlation coefficient of the soul body has approached zero infinitely. The other souls are irrelevant-yes, as you think, you can save the cost of the 9-point soul mirror image item! o ( ̄ ヘ  ̄ o)】
Suddenly understand what kind of system implied in the master's tone is: Tongsheng without love.
But soon, it came back to life!
【Ding! the host! !! Based on your current situation, we recommend identity remodeling props for your conscience! With it, you can spend as much money as you want! With it, the body is soft and beautiful and brought home! With it, Ma Ma no longer has to worry about ooc! Alas, there is also, dear master, with it, what is the negative soul power of the original master! All spikes! 】
[Gou Liang touches his chin: This is a good idea. 】
[The eyes of the system are narrow and bright: right, master! What are you waiting for? 】
[Gou Liang: Xiaoshuang, is the product numbered 111110101, right? How much is the experience price? 】
Gou Liang remembers that the original price should be 999 points, and according to the experience price that is always a discount, it is 99 points. Alas, it's a bit expensive, but it works. He was thinking about it, but he did not expect that the system would bring a bad news.
[Ding, reply from the main system: This product does not provide trial opportunities, thank you. 】
[Gou Liang: ...]
Feeling the master's hesitation, he cried systematically!
Is there a system in this world that is more formidable? His master has won the title of "the first person to complete the task". He is currently the only person with more than five digits in the point account. He has reached the peak of the performer's life-however, the "performance low dog" hat is still tight. Fasten it on its head! Think of the previous mission world crying faint in the starry sky 998 gift package-all points consumed by Gou Liang are not enough to add up!
Thinking of this, the system was out of anger.
[Blackened: Master, do you know your level in the mall now? Ha ha, how much more points is worthless, look at the mall, you are the only white diamond dog! Don't forget, you still have one chance to use the lottery! 】
[Do you want to keep the prizes forever in the cheap low-price goods of 1-100? Don't you want to try the special food in the mall with more than 100 points? What is 100 deep-sea snowfish! 666 magic beast, 999 spirit wine, only you can't think of it without the mall! Haven't eaten these, do you dare to say that you are a food dog! 】
[Gou Liang: Hey, what you said seems a bit reasonable. 】
[The system instantly returns to Xiaotiantian: Yes, master, don't hesitate to master! ? υ?]
Gou Liang pretended to be hesitant, and when the system desperately began to garbled around his neck and wept, crying goodbye, he laughed, and said generously that he had eaten it.
The system resurrected in seconds, as if he was afraid of his remorse, and placed the order as fast as possible!
[Ding, identity remodeling props have been generated! The appearance, family situation, social status, property situation, etc. can be customized according to your wishes! Tips: This item cannot be used twice in the same world. Once created, it cannot be changed. Please choose carefully! 】
Gou Liang knew it.
The original owner wants to brush up the sense of existence, want to make a big red, such a simple wish, of course, Gou Liang does not mind helping him to achieve-Mai Tao's negative soul power is even stronger than Qi Cheng.
In this way, the higher the external conditions, the better.
As for appearance ...
During the shaping, Gou Liang froze, and the delicate features of "Qi Cheng" and the pair of dimples that Shi Yu loved flashed in his mind, but soon he had a strong willpower to suppress the strange emotions and to himself The original appearance shapes the new life for the version.
Qing Ya Jun Yi, gentle and gentle, when looking at you gently seems to have a natural convincing power, allowing you to follow-this is a king-level spiritual ability to survive in the transitional world without relying on force and IQ into the bone marrow temperament. A pair of peach eyes with blurred bugs in their eyes, they seem lazy when they are not smiling, and once they laugh, the gentleness in the eyes can drown people. Because his appearance is much younger than himself, these eyes are a little deeper and indifferent, and it looks a bit more open and unpretentious than he was before.
The man in the mirror laughed with Gou Liang, two charming pear vortexes falling under the cheerful figure-shaped pattern.
Overtime dog Lu Lu put on Vr glasses during the squeezed out dinner time and landed in the live broadcast room-there is a Teddy boss who is engaged in things every day and every day. Today, he must also have a flourishing beauty to comfort him. she was!
I wanted to open the live broadcast of the male who was concerned, but I did not expect to receive a heavy push after we got on the platform.
Lu Liu glanced at the anchor's hand on the propaganda photo, and then, the high-heeled queen holographic image walked into this portal without hesitation-with such a beautiful hand, the anchor must be a big beauty!
"Ding, welcome to the greasy [Minato 6] Xiaogong to come to Mai Tao's live studio!"
The soft and cute little milky voice falls, and the full picture of Mai Tao's live studio is unfolding in front of Lu Liu's eyes. ↓
The first thing that broke into the sight was a full range of kitchen utensils in the luxurious kitchen-the most striking was the silver-colored knives of different sizes. The kitchen was on fire and the burning broth murmured. Immediately, she saw a pair of long legs and a hand resting on the refrigerator door—the anchor was picking things from the refrigerator.
"Well, I found it."
With a little smile, Lu Liu's eardrums--
Lu Liu: "Ahhhhh, the sound is so beautiful, it must be a big big beauty × 2!"
The anchor closed the door of the refrigerator, "looked" at her, and then smiled: "Could it be 6? Welcome, the little girl's name is very personal."
Double eyelids + long eyelashes + peach eyes + lying silkworm + pear vortex + laughing arc + sound + hand + waist + legs = my dream fate! !! !! !!
"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!"
This is the fate of fate. by 陆 留
"Mai Mai, it's a crime to call a strange aunt who is ten years older than you, you know?"
"My second child is going to be born! I love your voice, Mai Mai !!!"
"Little 6 is here, pay close attention to Mai Mai, he is cute ~~"
...
She murmured in Lu Liu's mouth, and she heard some sounds in her ears that surprised her.
To date, the development of holographic technology not only means that audiences face the performers in an all-round way as if they are watching in an independent dimension. In recent years, more emphasis has been placed on the interaction between performers and fans, and between fans and fans. Its biggest feature is reflected in the innovation of the barrage mode. The text and voice modes can be selected. The hand-held mode can also be used for simultaneous voice.
Lu Liu has always used the voice simultaneous mode-however, she is focusing on millions of fans of the broadcaster, and the barrage can burst into noise, so she defaults to only receive the voice of the friends she particularly cares about.
The reason why Lu Liu was surprised to meet them here is because the person she paid special attention to was either a tyrant like her or she was a millionaire V herself. But the look of this anchor looks very eye-catching. If it is someone who the little friends are paying attention to, she would not have discovered this wild male until today.
No one paid attention to her doubts. The anchor lifted the lid of the pot, and the rising mist was rising. The camera gave the rolling soup a close-up.
In the sound of indecent and real swallowing drool ↓
"Mai Mai, can you eat it?"
"It looks delicious ~"
"A beautiful lady, marry me!"
"When does Mai Mai start cooking, I'm so hungry, I'll wait for you."
The male anchor laughed, and he smiled, those charged peach blossom eyes, those two lovely dimples, were so cute that they should not be left!
He said, "Waiting for food is also a treat, are you right?"
He blinked, and Moe turned around.
Lu Liu hugged his small heart, followed by his friends, took a large bunch of roses to the anchor's table, and couldn't wait to pay more attention. Then he opened the anchor's profile.
She was originally trying to figure out why such a beautiful male had never been contacted before-missed a few billion people! But did not expect that the reason greatly unexpected her ↓↓
Mai Tao, male, twenty-one years old, born in the capital of China.
Mengxin (0 days)
Followers (1888)
Lu Liu's eyes widened, she never thought that today is the first day of the male broadcast, the opening time was an hour ago! And opened his fan list-
Lu Liu took a breath.
You started a secret chat with [not sunny without umbrella]: "Qing Qing, what is this guy for?"
She didn't forget how she entered this room-on the first day of the broadcast, we could let the live broadcast room give up the tens of millions of fans and give him special tweets, and all the fans that attracted them also brought tens of thousands of fans. Fans and well-known fans or broadcasters, what does this mean? !!
[Not on a sunny day without umbrella] I said to you, "The hot post of Guiding Company today."
They are the agents of we entertainment company, and the artists on their hands are also the characters who can shock the Chinese entertainment industry. Because the artists they have had a good personal relationship, they also have a common hobby for watching beautiful boys. The relationship has always been Very intimate.
"It is said that this is a 24K real gold tyrant who spent 10 million to buy out the S-Class tweeter for three days! Hey, but look at his kitchen, look at his clothes, and his hologram. Live broadcast tool-you noticed that this is a we.r204 holographic package that the company is still in the internal testing stage, there is no money to buy outside. I did n’t expect that today, a fan of a tyrant who drank four digits bo, life is complete ... "
That's right, Gou Liang intends to use this simple and rude way to gather popularity in the shortest time: throw money.
The so-called S-level special retweet position of the we live room is a recommendation for users who have more than 10,000 fans of their own attention, and it is also the most valuable advertising position in the live room.
These users are ten or even one hundred fans. As long as they can get their approval, even if they do not advertise for him on their public account, they just mention it by accident or mention him in the circle of friends. The effect of this advertisement Will be far-reaching.
Gou Liang made a face today.
The long noodles are slowly put into the water with long chopsticks, even if they can't eat it, this action is pleasing enough.
"Mai Mai, don't tell me to make it so long for a bowl of noodles."
"Hey, this one looks so long!"
"Ha ha, are you upstairs selling stupid upstairs? There is only one noodle called longevity noodle. Oops, I only saw it in a food magazine before, I didn't expect to see it here today!"
"I heard that this longevity noodle practice is almost lost."
"It seems to be said above to include this ancient longevity noodle practice in the cultural heritage of Chinese food!"
"Regardless of his legacy or legacy, shouldn't the point be, Mai Mai, is your birthday today?"
"Wow, right!"
"Mai Mai is fast !!"
"Live fast!"
Several local tyrants could not help sending cakes to the live broadcast room, Gou Liang shook his head with a smile, "No, just suddenly want to eat."
"Rich wayward."
"It feels like a story ..."
Gou Liang did not satisfy their curiosity, took the noodles, drizzled the chicken broth for an hour, put down the homemade mushroom and chicken toppings, and garnished with cilantro ... Get up: "It's fragrant."
"I want to eat!"
"It looks so delicious!"
"Well, I want to become that bowl of noodles, held in my palm by Maimai ~~"
"Well, what kind of junk did I eat? I have no appetite!"
"No, Mai Mai's face looks so appetizing!"
"When will Maimai start broadcasting, how about our appointment?"
"Plus one for your meal!"
"Ma Ma no longer has to worry about my anorexia!"
...
Gou Liang listened to them whispering, slowly eating longevity noodles, without biting it.
"Well, Mai Mai looks so cute!"
"Biting lips are so beautiful!"
"Hello everyone, this is my noodle."
"Zou Kai upstairs, I heard that longevity noodles must be eaten all the time. It turned out to be this way."
...
Gou Liang'an quietly finished his noodles, and he didn't seem to feel that it was wrong to just let fans watch him eat the noodles. Fortunately, most of the first fans he was attracted to were Yan Kong, and now he looks satisfied when he eats noodles. He talked about himself entertainingly, but he didn't feel deserted. When Gou Liang finished eating, I heard a female voice saying, "Hey, I don't know how many hours I have to work overtime today. I patronized and watched the beauty. I didn't eat two bites. I'm going to withdraw now, and tonight I need coffee to live Now. "
The system reminded him that he had lost some roses just now and shared his ID on his homepage. So he wiped his mouth and laughed and said, "Girls staying up late drinking coffee is bad for you, you also Is it in the capital, address Ait Me? "
Lu Liu was about to leave and heard the words: "Well, Mai Mai, are you telling me? So gentle, I want to fall in love with you?"
"That shows you have a vision."
Gou Liang said that there was another joy in the live broadcast room.
Before Lu Liu withdrew, he thought about his address and thought of Gou Liang.
Her first impression of Gou Liang was very good. Although she would not be greedy for giving him a copy, she just thought that maybe he was not a show, but he was really kind, which failed to affect his mood.
Just did not expect that Gou Liang would give her such a big surprise.
Not to mention later.
It only said that Gou Liang, after eating the bowl of noodles, disregarded the Yan Fans' lingering retention, and quit the live broadcast room willfully, and packed up to take a bath.
When he was screening the works of well-known anchors and artists in this world, and planned to learn from his experience, he inserted the system timidly ↓
[Ding, dear master, it has been more than twenty-three hours since the experience task was released by the main system. If it is not completed within twenty-four hours, the reward is halved. 】
Gou Liang's expression froze.
The eyes of the system's programs are full of worry. Since being transmitted to this world, no matter how cheerful and laughing on the surface of Gou Liang, the sea of consciousness has been shrouded in invisible haze, making it feel lonely and sad.
It also thought that Gou Liang would say something, but he just leaned back against the bathtub, put a towel on his face, entered the sea of consciousness and began editing the mission experience. After uploading and turning, he left.
The system ran towards him on a short shank.
In the sea of consciousness.
System: "Master, how are you doing?"
"Of course." Gou Liang seemed surprised that he would ask it like this, and said with a smile, "It turns out that spending money like running water is like this, honest, especially cool!"
The system glanced at the gray sea of consciousness and twisted its little finger and said, "Master, are you in love with ... the target?"
Gou Liang stunned, and then denounced: "Of course not, how could you come to such ... exaggerated conclusions."
He paused for a few moments before blurting out, before reluctantly admitting his loss: "I just ... a little bit reluctant."
"..." System: "But ... you're crying."
Gou Liang raised his hand and touched his face. Then I remembered that the soul does not cry, and the crying is the consciousness overseas who hides himself under the towel ... The human tear gland is really a Troublesome things.
He pursed his lips and sat down on the floor, before he whispered, "I'm a little bit sorry."
"I'm too embarrassed. If I can always follow Ye Hui and He Lin, if I can take precautions early, I will not affect Shiyu."
"No!" The system said busyly: "Master, even without Ye Hui and He Lin, as long as the consciousness of the main wakes up, he will die, and the soul in that space and time will return to the order it should have, or die, or be born , But no matter what, the end of the target is the same ... The frozen time and space of the mission world is the cycle of the target's vital signs. Once broken, it means that the target's vital signs ... Have you forgotten? "
Gou Liang certainly did not forget.
I just do n’t know what it ’s like to have someone and be occupied by someone.
Even if you have never loved it, it has eroded into cancer.