Chapter 33: Lemon-flavored film emperor attack (12)
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Discussing The Correct Posture To Enjoy Dog Food
- 谢亦
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- 2021-02-26 08:55:46
`` Lost Island Survival "Holographic Live Shooting Scene · Fourth Day ↓↓
The sun was shining brightly and hot in the sky, and tried hard, but it didn't wake the bipeds on the island. Unhappy, he hid proudly into the clouds, and soon a thunder awakened them from their dreams.
Ming Xing rolled up, felt the trembling little heart, and got out of the tent to see a huge dark cloud rushing towards him from the sky at a very fast speed, alas, how familiar this scene is!
Before the last lesson, he rushed into the tent of his cousin without saying a word, and met Su Chu, who was hesitant and didn't know if he should go to the tent. , Nodded, tacitly ran in the same direction.
He Chongzhen had also been awakened by thunder. Gou Liang was initiating bed qi, probably drunk and uncomfortable yesterday. This time, his temper was particularly heavy. He couldn't even open his eyes when he held him.
Therefore, when Ming Xing and Su Chu came in, they saw Gao Leng Emperor He Chongzheng holding half of his body in his sleeping bag, his upper body completely lying on him, and going straight to his creaking digging ...
Ming Xing called, "What's the situation ?!"
Always remembering that Su Chu, who was broadcasting live, coughed and said embarrassingly, "Ama is calling Mai Mai to get up? Hahaha."
He Chongzhen nodded to them and said to Gou Liang, "It's raining. Do you need to bring in the food you brought back yesterday?"
Gou Liang woke up and rubbed his eyes and said to Ming Xing, "What are you still doing here? Go and call the other two to help!"
The fragile simple kitchen couldn't withstand the baptism of the storm. When everyone moved everything in the kitchen into the tent, the rain had fallen.
Gou Liang glanced at the sky and said, "This rain may be all morning, and you plan to stay here with me?"
Ming Xing: "This tent is half the size of my cousin!" You look like you don't want to drive me away.
Gou Liang snorted and rubbed his stupid sleepy hair. He said, "Male god, I seemed to be drunk yesterday. Didn't you say anything?" He carefully looked at He Chongzhen's face-well, he must be sure Did not shout keywords like Shiyu, otherwise Xiao Lemon's face will not be so calm today.
However, He Chongzheng, Ming Xing, Su Chu, Chengbei, and Zhang Qiaoyi just looked at him silently with a sloppy face and did not speak.
Gou Liang didn't care, and said, "Male god, let's eat fruit porridge today! Let's spread two more quiches, 咦, there are actually small tomatoes, then we are eating a tomato fish and adding a fruit tower. ? "
He Chongzhen is certainly good.
Ming Xing: "Wow, breakfast is so rich today, thank you Dadao!"
Gou Liang: "No thanks, without you."
Ming Xing: "...?"
Three others: What about us?
Gou Liang said, "Just be a sister Su Chu, what should the rest of you do? Ben Ben is not here to cook for you."
Su Chu: Never thank me so much for making me a girl ╮ ▽ ≦
Ming Xing: "Don't, when you first met me, you courageously called my cousin. Is there no love now?"
Gou Liang: "I remember when you said, who is your cousin, huh, huh."
Ming Xing: "I was wrong! The island owner is big, are you my cousin QAQ?"
Gou Liang put his hands around his chest: "Who will wash the bowl, pick firewood, pick the drinking water, do the sanitation, and go fishing?"
Ming Xing seconds replied: "Mr. Cheng and Brother Zhang!"
Chengbei and Zhang Qiaoyi: ... Little Teddy really deserves his reputation, so I really want to hit him.
"The Survival of the Deserted Island" holographic live broadcast on the fourth day · You ask me to answer ↓↓
After Gou's breakfast time.
The gods and goddesses are all satisfied, and the same melon-eating crowd last night still feels like chicken blood today-we also want to eat (. -`ω′-)! !!
The storm was outside the tent, and a solar camping lamp in the tent was devoted to the task of lighting.
Teacher Cheng said, "In fact, I also brought a pair of mahjong. I gave it to the crew when I was on the island. Now we just sit and wait for the rain to stop?"
Zhang Jiaozhu said: "Cheng brother, you should bring a deck of poker, that does not take up space."
Mr. Cheng has a long interest: "It's hard to buy Qianjin.
Goddess: "How about if we play a small game? If you ask me to answer, first press clockwise and then counterclockwise. Those who do not answer for more than three seconds will be punished by the family. Any question is OK, I guess now the cute people in the live broadcast room must be saying that the gods and the gods will agree! "
Fan group: "Goddess, you know us too well! O ( ╮ ▽ ≦) ツ"
Taking the goddess as the starting point and ending point, she asked, "Axing, how does it feel to be called a teddy baby by fans?"
Wow, it was so sharp from the beginning! The audience in the broadcast room all raised their ears.
Teddy: "Of course I'm proud! Cousin, can you make the owner of the island not so much against me?"
"No." Relentlessly, I turned aside my little Teddy's grievances and turned to my left hand: "Xiaokenger, have you had fun these two days?"
Island owner: "Everything else is good, just don't call me the island owner anymore! I'm not Taohua Island here, and there is no Bihai Chaosheng Guo Jing Huang Rong, let me call me Tao or Mai Mai!" The original owner of the island does n’t buy it, and he has n’t brushed his soul for three days!)
His question was: "Brother Zhang, did you wear underwear today?"
Last time when I went to take a bath in the stream, the underwear was washed away, and the leader Zhang who could only put on the pants and returned in a vacuum: "... worn, thank you! Teacher Cheng, I heard that you are going to remarry, is it true?"
Teacher Cheng: "Really, please drink wine at that time. Xiao Chu, have you talked about your boyfriend?"
The goddess said, "I want to talk, waiting for a suitable person haha. Then why do you divorce and remarry with your ex-wife?"
"That's two questions," Teacher Cheng said cleverly, "Remarriage is of course because we still love each other. Xiao Qiao, when are you going to marry your girlfriend?"
Zhang Zhang, who was asked again, said: "... After experiencing this hardship, I realized that life is not easy. I will marry her when I go back! Mai Mai, have you ever been in love?"
Mai Mai: "Yes. Male god, how many times have you been in love?"
The bees all raised their ears and only listened to the male saying, "Once." Hey, when and with whom? !! Sister Qing, come out and say clearly! !! !!
I asked Teddy: "Do you know that the ugly photo of your teeth change is still with me?"
Teddy panicked: "What do you want to do ?!"
Seeing me but smiling, the stars were all excited: Seeking a burst of photos, oh God!
After Teddy asked the goddess, it was a new clockwise cycle. He took the opportunity to ask me: "Why do you want to keep my photo ?!"
I said faintly: "Spoil the evil."
Alas—ha ha, how ugly it is to be able to ward off evil.
Ignoring Teddy Furry at all, my uncle went on to ask, "How many times did Xiaokeng fall in love?"
Haha, this question sounds familiar!
Mai Mai: "One person."
When he came back, he asked me again: "Do you love the person you love?"
I said: "Love."
Huh! !! !!
Explosive news on the planet! !! !!
What makes them even more excited is that they next competed with me in the loop.
I said: "What do you mean by one person?"
Mai Mai: "It means that I will only love this person my whole life."
"How much do you love each other?"
My deep voice said slowly and affectionately: "Whether it is good or bad, rich or poor, health or disease, joy or sorrow, I will love him and be loyal to him without reservation.
"Will you marry someone you love?"
Mai Mai: "Of course."
"If the fans are against you being single, are you still with him?"
I said: "Of course, the fans stay with me and I live with him forever."
"How about you, if you are opposed by the whole world, would you insist on staying with the person you like?"
Mai Mai smiled happily: "In my lifetime, for me, nothing can be called an obstacle between me and him."
[Ding, target favorability updated, current favorability: +81. 】
...
Little Teddy Wanjian pierced his heart: "When did this happen ?!"
Bees: "We want to know too!"
"Sister Qing, come out!"
"I have someone I like ..."
"I really want to cry."
"I must have seen a fake wilderness survival, this is obviously the scene of entertainment news broke!"
"I didn't open the live room today, no no no !!"
"Everyone is rational. My uncle seems to like that person very much. Don't give me pressure. He also has his own life."
But the sound of such a sane powder is extremely faint, drowned in a large cry!
Mai Mai: "I guess your fans are crying now. Do you have anything to say to them?"
Just listen to my uncle saying, "I am very happy now, twenty-seven years, unprecedented."
The bees choked, but after a while the cry was even louder, Sister Qing, we can't bear you soon! !! !!
On this day, the live studio became a sea of oceans.
`` Lost Island Survival "Holographic Live Shooting Scene · Fifth Day ↓↓
No matter how the outside world is bombed, the life of the isolated island in the sea is still quiet. "The culprit" Su Chu regrets to play this game a hundred times. As you can imagine, the days after leaving the island must be very lively.
However, they do not have time to worry about these future things now.
Today they are going to cross the river to the second resting place in the center of the remote island. When they left, Ming Xing couldn't care to pack their bags. They nervously plucked the grass from the stone beach and helped each other to place the whole body up and down. Stuffed with grass, anxious to grow into a scarecrow. Gou Liang and He Chongzhen, on the other hand, calmly drank water.
Ming Xing shoved the grass into his belt and said, "Cousin, you move quickly. We have to walk half an island today on foot. How can we do without some protection?"
He Chongzhen looked at it quietly, but did not move.
When everyone can finally pick up their bags and leave, Gou Liang took a tube of spray from his backpack. "Well, did I forget to tell you that I boiled the juice with this grass yesterday, just spray it on my body, then Okay? "
Rubbing the body with grass, all scratched the skin and cleared the four of Xing Ming: "... Mai Mai, what is the grudge?"
Gou Liang smiled: "I just think that you are very energetic and very attractive, don't thank me."
The four looked at the grumpy Go Liang and the mischievous He Chongzhen.
After three hours in the forest, they finally came to the river in the middle of the island. The source of the river, which is four or five meters wide, passes through a steep rocky cliff and suddenly runs like a horse galloping, rushing down, and the river is opened more than twenty meters wide. The mainstream and dozens of divergent white waterfalls flow down, spectacular and beautiful! But ... looking at the tumbling river and the only tool for crossing the river—tree vines, Su Chu and others swallowed and said, "Mai, Mai Mai, shall we wander from here?"
They don't have the ability to run up to 20 meters high trunks without grasping the tree vines. In case of fall ...
Looking at the rapid river, Su Chu had softened their legs.
Even Chengbei asked solemnly, "Mai Mai, is there no other way to go?"
"The river must pass, but there isn't only one way to go." Gou Liang said: "Recently, you can climb the tree to see the high where our second camp is located. Around We can cross the river in the middle or lower reaches of the road, but I sincerely advise you not to do so. "
The crowd asked, "Why?"
Gou, philosopher, and Liang: "This is what happens in the world. No matter how much you have experienced, you will find that the first is the best."
Everyone: "... Let's go through it."
They did not believe at this time that there could be anything more terrifying than the scene in front of them.
The Survival of the Desert Island Day 4 of Holographic Live · Thrilling ↓↓ =
"what!!!"
The audience followed the goddess and goddess to the middle and lower reaches of the river where the water was no longer so rushing, but before they reached the shore, the goddess and the leader screamed! !!
I saw a crocodile abruptly emerge from the water, drumming his jaw to issue a low warning roar, sharp tusks as if waiting to bite off the two-footed beast that broke into his field at any time.
"Ah ah ah!"
"Emma, scared me!"
"Fortunately, okay, after Mai Mai said, I will be prepared, otherwise I will go to the hospital now, my fragile little heart!"
"Ma Ma, it's dangerous here, let's go home!"
"... seeing for myself what Huarong is eclipsed and distressed my goddess."
"I was standing in front of them in the first time, so kind, but ... my dear you go back quickly, in case of a bite, I will jump off the 9th floor now! (/ TДt) /"
"Mai Mai is so bad, my little Teddy is scared, okay!"
...
But I saw Mai Mai calmly patted my uncle's shoulders, looked at the other people who were huddled together, and said, "Don't be afraid, you will not take the initiative to bite you without going into their three-meter attack distance."
Goddess: "But it, it came out! Π__π"
Mai Mai shrugged, "This is so scary, so I said, you are not suitable to go another way. This is just a crocodile, and then there are piranhas, electric eels, pythons ... So you have to go down go?"
Little Teddy clung to the nearest Zhang Jiaozhu and said, "Then you say it early, I can't stop killing it."
Mai Mai: "I thought you would be more sacrifice. I want to show these rare creatures to fans and friends in the studio."
Everyone: "..."
Audience: "However, we don't really want to see it. I feel sorry for my main QAQ."
Fortunately, I touched Mai Mai's head and stopped his madness in time. Mai Mai said unfortunately: "The most worthy visit to this island is these animals. Now you are not called wilderness survival. , Let's just call it a greenhouse baby. "
Leader: "... I also recognize the baby in the greenhouse."
So they returned the same way, and the conscience crew filmed these rare animals in the holographic tool placed on the island, which made the fans addicted to fear and excitement.
Back to the rapid upstream waterfall again.
Teacher Cheng: "I don't think I've lived forty years without this time being long and sad."
The goddess trembled: "Mai, Mai Mai, but how do we get there? Tt."
Mai Mai pointed a finger.
I saw an apparently artificially-made river iron cable appear in front of them.
Ming Xing collapsed: "Why didn't you say that my feet hurt?"
Mai Mai: "You first asked me if I have any other way to go, ╭ (╯ ^ ╰) ╮"
Obviously, I also saw Tiesuo and let Mai Mai make a mess, glanced at him and said, "He is not responsible for your life."
Ming Xing: "... aunt, tell me this is not my cousin (> ﹏ <...)"
Although the intimidation of the crocodile was ahead, they were afraid when they stepped onto the high platform. Even if there were professional crews to guide and help on both sides of the strait at this time, they still did not alleviate the pressure on their hearts.
Goddess: "I lived for almost thirty years before I knew I was afraid of heights."
The little Teddy who was really afraid of heights had already crouched on the ground and refused to stand up. "I also knew that I was afraid of water."
But no matter what, the "Xintai" still has to go.
Luggage first-a lot of food has been set aside these days, and their luggage has been attached to six climbing bags with six vine-woven net bags of different weights.
Later, Mai Mai walked first and made a good demonstration. I hit the last finale and gave them more courage.
The safety slide button was fastened to the iron cable. The second teacher Cheng used to shoot many action scenes and was quite stable, but in the next three, the goddess and the priest and Teddy slid with their eyes closed in a scream. Across the shore.
"I see tonsil of my star _ (: з ゝ ∠) _"
"What is the tonsil? My goddess said she lost her voice later ... distressed."
"The leader hasn't told me to keep his mouth closed, full of manliness ... if there were no tears in his eyes, it would be more perfect. Laugh cry"
"No one is upstairs, and I can't help laughing, can I cry here when I see you!"
"My uncle is still so handsome today-after all, that little goblin snatched me up !!!! Twenty-four hours have passed since Sister Qing. Is the public relations department dead?"
"Don't remind me of such abuse, will you?"
...
The live broadcast continued, and the bees were painful and happy.