Chapter 328: Brother Hao said

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"Then listen well," Wang Hao began to say: "There are steamed lamb, steamed bear paw, steamed deer tail, roasted duck, roasted chicken, roasted goose..."
Everyone: "..."
Wang Hao: "Fried fish belly, braised fish slices, braised pork slices in vinegar, braised three fresh vegetables, braised white mushrooms, braised pigeon eggs..."
Everyone: "..."
Wang Hao: "Red Meatballs, White Meatballs, Nanjian Meatballs, Sixi Meatballs, Sanxian Meatballs, Triton Meatballs, Fresh Shrimp Meatballs..."
Everyone: "..."
Wang Hao: "Burning the tip of the liver, burning the fat intestines, burning the heart, burning the lungs, burning purple gai, burning liantie, burning bao gai..."
Everyone: "..."
Wang Hao: "Stewed sauerkraut, braised cabbage, braised peas, braised lentils, edamame, stir-fried cowpeas, plus pickled kohlrabi—how about it! Professional and unprofessional!" It's really all that said for such a big brother. Up! Awesome!
After his physique has been modified, his memory is of course needless to say, his mouth is also a lot cleaner, his words are clear, all kinds of awesome, although the music in the bar is loud, everyone can hear clearly, and it is not chaotic. This basic skill, Actually more professional than professional!
All the people around are stunned!
Everyone's mouth opened into an "O" shape, and their faces were full of disbelief!
Liu Huaqiang broke out in a cold sweat-I'm a good boy, he was still merciful when he was feelings! Otherwise, just rush to the lips, it really doesn't matter what your master is!
"Oh my God, Brother Hao, I'm really convinced!" Yue Peng knelt directly: "I can't tell you about cross talk for four years. How did you practice, Brother Hao?! Teach me!"
"Why, at my level, I will help you catch a spot tomorrow?" Wang Hao grinned: "It's okay?"
"Success, then it must be done!" Yue Peng said excitedly: "With Brother Hao, you are so silly, I think when I come to my show tomorrow, those audiences will definitely not go to the bathroom together!"
Wang Hao: "..."
Seeing this kid's miserable situation, the show that loves you is the time to go to the bathroom...
"Dapeng," Wang Hao said solemnly, "Actually, I think you still have a lot of room for improvement in cross talk. Haven't you thought about it?"
"Ah? There is still room for improvement?" Yue Peng was also surprised when Wang Hao talked about this, and said: "My master said that my level is just like this. This thing is a talent and I can't change it! Just like me. I can’t say it till now!"
"I'm not talking about basic skills," Wang Hao began to tell Yue Peng: "You have to know that cross talk also has to keep up with the times. This thing is not just a test of basic skills, you know?"
Fuck, Brother Hao is going to tell Yue Peng the rhythm of cross talk!
A group of people suddenly pricked their ears, and Liu Huaqiang was even more energetic-Brother Hao didn't have a chance to hear what he said, so I can't explain it!
"First of all, your basic skills are not solid, right?" Wang Hao said: "But this is not a problem! There are solutions to not being solid! Look at your appearance, with small chubby eyes, it looks cute. Since you can't rely on your ability to eat, then you rely on your appearance!"
Hearing Wang Hao said that Yue Peng can rely on his face to eat, Xiao Meng, who was sitting by the side, and a group of girls were shocked!
Just this little fat man with only a gap in his eyes when he smiles, can he eat by his face? !
Oh my God! Is this world going to be destroyed? !
"Brother Hao, don't make jokes with me," Yue Peng himself was stunned: "Can I still eat on my face?!"
"That must be," Wang Hao decisively showed a devilish smile: "I'll hurry up, your art style in the future can use the word'zuo death'! This is a good saying, if a tree doesn't have skin, it will die. People don't want it. The face is invincible in the world, you have to maximize the invincibility of the most humble people! As long as you can maximize this, you will definitely become a brother in the cross talk world!"
The cheapest is invincible...
What kind of messy theories are you, this is? !
Everyone present was dumbfounded, Brother Hao was absolutely amazing, where did you get this experience? ! Just this Yue Peng, who is the most invincible?
"Hao... Brother Hao," Yue Peng said he was hurt: "Am I really that cheap..."
"This is not derogatory. For actors, it's acting, it's also a technical job." Wang Hao slapped Yue Peng's shoulder fiercely, and said, "I'll just use an analogy. Right?"
Yue Peng nodded: "That's right."
"Then next time you say that you are used to it," Wang Hao said: "For example, there are steamed lamb, steamed bear paw, steamed deer tail, roasted duck, roasted chicken, roasted goose... Speaking of which you forgot, why? Do? You widened your eyes and looked surprised, covering your mouth with your hands, and then said: Oh my God, I actually forgot the latter! Try it!"
Is this going to be a try?
A few people around became curious in an instant, they all wanted to know how this little fat man eats with his face...
"Is this really good?" Yue Peng was obviously still a little skeptical, but Hao Ge said that there should be no problem, so he started to learn: "There are steamed lamb, steamed bear paw, steamed deer tail, roasted duck, roasted chicken, Burning goose..." Then he opened his eyes wide with a look of surprise, and covered his mouth with his hands: "Oh my God, I actually forgot the ones behind!" The look of awkwardness was absolutely delightful. !
"Hahahahaha!" Looking at Yue Peng's cute appearance, everyone around instantly burst into laughter!
Xiao Meng was about to fall on Wang Hao, clutching his stomach and smiled: "Brother Hao, I can't do it anymore, this little fat guy wants to laugh when he sees it!"
"Oh my God!" Yue Peng looked at Wang Hao with a face full of disbelief, "Brother Hao, how come they are all laughing down, I have nothing to do!"
Everyone laughed again!
"Look, it's okay?" Wang Hao laughed and said, "I will tell you that you are like you, so you can use the word cheap to the extreme. It will definitely be a big hit!"
"I'll try!" Yue Peng thought about it, his eyes brightened, and said, "Brother Hao, will you accompany me to go to a scene tomorrow?"
"That's okay," Wang Hao nodded: "I'll tell you about cross talk. Other people can also say what you said, even if their basic skills are good, what can they do? I dare say most people say It’s not as funny as you said! Why, it’s because they don’t look good! Just stop there, just your looks and cute expression, that’s a joke!"
Yue Peng felt self-confidence burst in an instant!
He knew for the first time that he could also eat on his face!
"Success, Brother Hao, I will practice hard when I go back today to see how it can be cheaper!" Yue Peng nodded fiercely, and said, "I think it should be effective then!" After he finished this, he suddenly became a little discouraged. "But Brother Hao, I'm cheap, but I don't have a joke. The cross talk I said is not funny, can I just rely on cheapness?"
"I want as many jokes as I want!" If you want to say something else, it is worth worrying about ~EbookFREE.me~ This joke, Wang Hao, is simply a masterpiece! He smiled and said: "Don't worry, I'll tell you a few when I'll go back, I promise to make it work! By the way, you must have a stage name in the future, you can't be called Dapeng, I'm not happy!"
"Huh?" Yue Peng said in surprise: "Then what is my better name?"
"En..." Wang Hao made a fool of Xuan Xu, then he smiled and said: "You will call yourself Xiao Yueyue from now on!"
"Xiao Yueyue..." Yue Peng said twice, and then said: "Cheng, this name is not bad, then I will be called Xiao Yueyue!"
A group of people around: "..."
This name is cheap enough!
Liu Huaqiang is really eye-opening today, and he has to report to the young master as soon as he goes back, and he will never fight with Wang Hao in the future. This guy is absolutely a model of invincible when the cheapest person is!
Wang Hao continued: "Now you have a stage name, but you still lack one most important thing!"
"Huh?" Yue Peng looked dumbfounded: "Is something missing? What is missing?"
"Logo!" Wang Hao said serious nonsense: "You think, you now have a stage name and your own characteristics, but you still have a logo! You have to have your own theme song, right? It's over, you have to have something to end! Make the audience remember you thoroughly!"
"Theme song!" Yue Peng was silly when he heard it: "When I talk about cross talk, I have to have my own theme song?!"
"That must be!" Wang Hao smiled: "Your style is so cheap, you must have a cheaper theme song finale, right?!"
"Yes, yes, yes," Yue Peng nodded fiercely: "Then what is the name of this theme song?!"
"I've thought about the name for you!" Mentioning this Wang Hao was like opening his mouth: "It's called the Song of Five Rings!"