Chapter 353: 90 points for this show? !
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Divine Lucky Star
- Chen Ji Tang Hong Dou
- 1404 characters
- 2021-03-04 11:58:12
As long as he is here, Wang Hao won't be anxious, and immediately began to look at the sketches.
Speaking of which, the sketches of this world are simply beyond Wang Hao's expectations! It's not that the speech is good, but the acting is really bad!
The whole sketch was nearly twenty minutes long, and Wang Hao didn't laugh once!
Can you watch such a sketch? It’s fine if you can’t laugh. The actor is always begging for applause if it’s okay-how about you singing duo? !
"Little Yueyue," Wang Hao asked Yue Peng next to him: "This sketch must be the worst one among the programs that came to participate in the review this time?!"
As soon as Wang Hao finished saying this, Xiao Yueyue hadn't answered yet, Wang Hao saw the circle of people around him instantly turned his head, and the look in his eyes, khaka, could almost shoot him. Hornet's nest!
What is the situation?
"Brother Hao," Xiao Yueyue said in a cold sweat, scared, "The one who is currently performing on stage is called Liu Big Head. He has always performed the finale of the party before, and his sketch is definitely ours this time. The program that participated in the audit is the best, how can you say it is the worst?!"
Fuck, can such a sketch be the best?
What do you think he is acting like? The three people screamed and screamed on the stage, busy and full of energy, and then there was no laughter below, and occasionally there was a little applause-such a sketch is the finale? !
If it is put in the past, it is estimated that it can only be regarded as the grade of acupuncture performance, it has to be cannon fodder!
"Is this even the best?" Wang Hao was dumbfounded: "Then what are the previous ones so bad?!"
The people around turned their heads again, another glance!
Soon after the sketch was finished, the actor nicknamed Liu Big Head stepped off the stage and came over to Wang Hao!
Then Wang Hao saw the people around him rushing up in a hurry, the one who served the tea, the tea and the towel, and the towel. Liu had a big head and drank the tea, wiped off his sweat with the towel, and then slapped his carefree sit down. Let’s not talk about the performance of this show, just look at his style, it is really awesome in the circle!
Just listen to the tea-renderer with a small smile: "Big head brother, this sketch just now performed a great job, I must have done it!"
The one who handed the towel said: "Does our big-head brother's show still need to be doubted? It must be no problem! This year has to be the finale show!"
"It's so normal," Liu said with his teacup on his head, "I didn't play very well just now. I can barely score ninety points. Of course, I think there should be no problem with the trial."
Wang Hao: "..." Just ninety points for this show? !
Fuck brother finally understands why your nickname is big head, it's absolutely too big to stretch your head!
At this time, Secretary Lin on the podium in front of this effort and several high-level TV stations began to evaluate the sketch that Liu had just performed by the big head. Several people whispered and discussed for five minutes, and finally shook their heads together.
An officer on the side of the rostrum immediately raised his hands, made a cross, and said: "The program has not been reviewed, and the intermission is ten minutes!"
"Puff!!!" As soon as he watched the show, he was killed, and Liu, who was drinking tea, suddenly squirted out a sip of tea and said in surprise: "Fuck, I can't do this show?!"
Not only was he shocked, but everyone in the audience was shocked except Wang Hao!
"Isn't it?! Liu's big head show was killed?! Then there will be a show at the party?!"
"That's right, the big-headed show by Liu just now is definitely very good. This show has been killed, so shall we still use it?!"
"What can we do about this? To be fair, our show is definitely not as good as his one. When it's over, it's definitely hopeless now!"
Yue Peng was also full of horror, and said, "Oh my God! Liu's big head shows are not working! Brother Hao, what shall we do?!"
"Isn't it normal for a show like this to be killed?" Wang Hao scratched his hair and said, "I didn't think it was funny at all. The audiences of the sketch can't laugh, so it must not work."
To be honest, Wang Hao is also telling the truth, but it is different in the ears of people around!
"Who are you? Do you know what a sketch is?"
"That's right, young people shouldn't be arrogant, the sketch of Liu's big head is absolutely very good, don't talk nonsense if you don't understand!"
There is a saying that good things do not go out, and bad things spread for thousands of miles.
Just two minutes after Wang Hao said this, it reached the ears of Liu's head.
Liu stood up with a big head, and walked to Wang Hao angrily, and sneered: "Who are you? You speak so arrogantly? My work is not good, but your work is good?" He said and glanced at him. After taking a look at Yue Peng, he said, "Isn't there just a stinky crosstalker, what's the excitement of being here?"
Oops, let me go, why don't you ask someone to tell if you can't perform this show? Do you think anyone has to get used to you?
What happened to the cross talk? Our Xiao Yueyue is now the pillar of the Happy People's Congress stage! What's wrong with being a class lower than you?
Wang Hao wanted to teach Liu his big head. At this time, Xiao Yueyue secretly pulled his clothes and whispered: "Brother Hao, forget it, let's not quarrel with him, it's time for me to appear for a while. No need to argue with him about this."
"Okay," Wang Hao shrugged his shoulders: "Then I will say a few words."
In fact, he couldn't help it just now - just this sketch of Liu's big head, if it seemed to him, it was definitely pure cannon fodder, and even those who came to participate in the review were of sufficient grade.
As a result, Liu's head was tugged at two to eighty thousand...
"Why, it's awkward?" Liu big head laughed~EbookFREE.me~ and said: "Yes, crosstalk has always bowed its head in front of our sketches. I will remember it later, don't say anything, know not ?"
Wang Hao shrugged his shoulders with a smile, this guy really feels good about himself!
At the end of the intermission of this effort, two sketches went up again, and all of them were killed without any accident. Everyone was a little bit unable to sit still.
"What should I do? Go up and kill one by one!"
"It's over, no one can pass the trial this time!"
Yue Peng was also nervous. He took Wang Hao's arm and said, "Brother Hao, I will be the next one. Can you do it?"
Wang Hao smiled and said, "Fear of a fart, come on! There is Brother Hao here, absolutely no problem!"
Liu, who was standing next to the two of them, hummed with his big head: "Bring it, you will be killed when your cross talk is killed, what else are you talking about!"
Wang Hao glanced at him--this product is really careful, don't you just tell the truth...
Soon the court quieted down, and Xiao Yueyue appeared!
Nothing unexpected happened. After Xiao Yueyue's cross talk was finished, the whole judging team showed up and passed!
"Fuck it! Really passed it?!" Liu's big head and eyes almost didn't come out, his face was full of disbelief: "This...this..."
Everyone was surprised. At this time, Secretary Lin, who was sitting on the rostrum, frowned and said, "This is not good. There are so many programs, but in the end there is a good one. One evening party can't be a language program! ?"
After listening to Secretary Liu's words, everyone in the audience closed their mouths and dared not speak.
Yes, there is only one language program for one evening party. Obviously it doesn't work. I can't get it.
As a result, when everyone was embarrassed, Liu suddenly got up with his big head and pointed at Wang Hao: "Secretary Lin, this guy said that our sketches are not good, maybe he can do something about it!"