Chapter 42: Imperial examination fraud

Shen Miaoping used to be a materialist, even if he traversed this place bizarrely after his death, he still didn't believe in ghosts and gods in his heart.
Now I am inexplicably bound by something called the self-improvement system, which is really a bit shocking.
"So... you mean I can't accept this official position?"
Shen Miaoping was lying on the bed with his eyes open, looking at the top of the dark tent, and talking with the so-called system with his mind.
Not only is the official position, but there are many, many things that are unacceptable, and the system is waiting for him to slowly trigger it later.
[Dear, only the results obtained with your own efforts and hands are the most real ones. Any behavior of eating soft rice will be punished by electric shock. Life is hard-won, please choose carefully~]
Shen Miaoping suddenly fell into silence when he heard the words, squinted for a long time and pondered, and finally smiled slyly like a fox: "But I have been married to Xie Yuzhi. His is mine, and mine is his. Why should the family be so clearly divided? ?"
System: [In view of the disparity between the status, wealth, and other factors of the two, the interstellar examiner judged this to be a soft meal behavior, and the host is asked to become self-reliant as soon as possible and open up his own world in this strange dynasty. 】
Shen Miaoping said: "How can this be considered a soft meal? He gave me glory and wealth, and I treat him sincerely, which is also mutually beneficial."
System: [When the host has a sincere heart, we can discuss this matter slowly. 】
Shen Miaoping shook his head: "That's wrong, my heart is on myself, naturally only I know whether it is true or not, how do you know that I am not sincere to him."
The system feels that this host talks a lot.
Shen Miaoping continued: "There is no absolute equality in the world. Otherwise, how can one be born with distinctions of high and low, even if it is a god..."
"Stab!"
There was a sudden sound of electricity, and the world was finally silent.
The system apologizes: [Sorry, there was a bug in the program just now. 】
"..."
Shen Miaoping covered his hands, closed his eyes and fell into silence. He didn't move for a long time. He gasped slightly, waited for the pain and numbness to pass, and then said slowly: "...What you said makes sense. A man born in heaven and earth should Self-reliance and self-reliance, the behavior of eating soft food is really shameful, I have been taught, I don't want the official position given by Zhaogui."
The consciousness of this host is unexpectedly high, but is it really from the heart...?
The system was a bit unbelievable, but it didn't manage it anymore.
In the darkness, Shen Miao quietly closed his eyes. Don’t let the benefits of Zhaogui concubine be good. Anyway, the original body is Tanhua Lang. According to the rules, the emperor will send him to the imperial academy for seven-rank editing. Although the official position is low, he always It's better than nothing. Besides, he doesn't have such a big official addiction, and it doesn't matter if he is improper.
In the early morning of the next day, the horizon lit up slightly, and a ray of sunlight poured into the house along the pierced window, casting a diagonal beam of light, and the dust was faintly beating.
Shen Miaoping was still in his sleep, being shaken unbearably, subconsciously frowned, then turned over on the bed and continued to sleep with his head covered with a quilt.
Xie Yuzhi has finished putting on, a black arrow-sleeved uniform, a long jade body, and an increasingly cold temperament. Fuling tied a piece of incense around his waist as usual. When he was about to get the jade pendant, he was surprised: " Second master, what about the Fangyu..."
Xie Yuzhi's expression remained as usual, and he said quietly: "It's broken, change it to another one."
Fu Ling suddenly felt a bit of a jade when he heard the words. This convergent square jade was a rare piece of rare product found by the Lord of the Country by chance. At that time, it coincided with the birth of the second master, so he ordered a skilled craftsman to carve a square jade pendant for him. I haven't left for a year, so it's broken!
Seeing her stunned, the Linoya on the side was afraid that she would offend the master's son. He hurriedly picked a piece of Pisces from the box and put it on Xie Yuzhi's tie. He smiled and changed the subject: "Second Lord, look, the time to enter the palace is almost here. , Or call your uncle, it’s easy to get hurt if you fall asleep."
Xie Yuzhi couldn't help but glanced at the bed, but saw Zhengxiang Shen who was sleeping in the quilt, showing no tendency to wake up, so he couldn't help stepping forward and stabbing him on the shoulder.
Shen Miaoping unconsciously grabbed him by poking his finger, closed his eyes and said in a daze, "Hush...Don't bother me..."
Xie Yuzhi’s interested voice sounded above his head.
"To enter the palace today, aren't you afraid of decapitation by the hour?"
Shen Miaoping's consciousness was still sober. He just wanted to stay in bed for a while. He opened his eyes swiftly and met Xie Yuzhi's gaze. He couldn't help but smiled and asked, "Is the second master willing to let me die?"
Before he could answer, he consciously lifted the quilt and got out of the bed to start freshening up. Honeysuckle Fuling secretly breathed a sigh of relief, thinking that the master was up, busy waiting for Shen Miaoping to dress and comb his hair, wearing a brocade robe and jade crown, and a suave, suave character, which really lived up to the reputation of Tan Hua Lang.
The carriage had already been prepared outside, and it was spacious inside with a low table on which was placed a few plates of exquisite desserts and warm tea to fill the stomach.
Shen Miaoping walked half way faster than Xie Yuzhi, and when he arrived outside the palace gate, he didn't say anything about the rules. Before he stepped straight into the carriage, Fu Ling was secretly startled when he saw Xie Yu's eyes, but Seeing that he has a calm look, there is no fear of being offended by others.
"Come,"
Shen Miaoping got into the car, but did not go in immediately. Instead, he folded back. When Xie Yuzhi walked to the front of the car, he reached out and held his arm, and slightly pulled the person up.
Fuling covered her lips and smiled, and she couldn't help but blushed. He thought that my aunt was thinking about the inconvenience of the legs and feet of the second master. It was really affectionate...
Even if she was a bystander, the person's heart was naturally even less calm. When the car curtain fell, Xie Yuzhi suddenly locked her backhand for some reason, and took the opportunity to press Shen Miaoping on the car wall.
The carriage started to move, swaying with a little bump, Xie Yuzhi approached Shen Miaoping, looked at him carefully for a moment, his face was difficult to distinguish between joy and anger, and finally made a judgment with a strange tone: "You must have been a favorite romantic seed before. "
It is an affirmative sentence, not an interrogative sentence.
Shen Miaoping did not agree: "The second master Yushu Linfeng, a young talent, a prominent family background, and a rich family background, must be more popular and romantic than me."
When Xie Yuzhi heard the words, the hand that locked his shoulder moved to Shen Miaoping's throat, and chuckled, "Do you know what I like most about you? I like your boldness the most."
In Shengjing, if the weight is high and the body is expensive, Changguo Gongfu is under the royal family. As the only son of the Xie family, even if Xie Yuzhi has leg problems, there should be many people who are willing to recommend themselves pillow seats. It fell to the point of recruiting Shen Miaoping, a person without identity and background, to be his son-in-law.
In the final analysis, his reputation is too bad and frightening.
There are rumors that the reason why the East Xia war was lost in the past was because Xie Yuzhi’s cronies turned against the enemy, causing a hundred thousand black wind riders and more than sixty thousand damages. At that time, it was near death, but Xie Yuzhi supported it. The sick body turned the tide and finally defeated Dongxia.
Then the traitor was also caught back.
Before the army formation, Xie Yuzhi ordered people to set up a frying pan and burn it hot with firewood. He threw the traitor in in front of everyone and exploded for ten days until the skin and flesh were charred, the bones were black, and the human form was not visible. until.
This incident spread back to Beijing, some people admired it, some people were afraid, but at the same time confirmed one thing, Xie Yuzhi can be a good general, a handsome talent, a brother, but never a beloved.
Ruthless, hand-poisoned, and countless murders are the evaluation of him from the outside world. After half of his life with such a person, death is not far from death.
Xie Yuzhi said he was courageous, and Shen Miaoping took it seriously. If he was not courageous, would he dare to bring you a green hat on the wedding night?
The two of them were so close, Shen Miaoping could reach out and put his arms around his waist, and with a slight effort, he pulled the person into his arms and whispered in his ear: "Actually, Miaoping is not only courageous, but there are other places... …"
The words are not exhausted, but ambiguous and lingering.
Xie Yuzhi squinted and said with a sneer: "You are scornful to me. If you let me know that you are the same to others, you will cut your tongue."
Yupai narrowed his eyes and released the hand holding his throat.
Shen Miaoping smiled and said, "Second Lord, don't worry, I only do this to you."
After speaking, he lowered his head slightly, kissed his lips, and intruded a little bit, with a domineering personality that was inconsistent with his usual personality. Xie Yu paused, then closed his eyes and stretched out his arm around Shen Miaoping’s neck. He pressed against the wall of the car and wrapped a kiss.
After the two kissed, they fell into the sitting room without knowing it. Xie Yuzhi felt that the whole person was very dizzy, fluttering and ignorant of what the world was. With his fingertips slightly hard, he subconsciously clenched the person on his body, Shen Miaoping biting. His earlobe said vaguely: "Second Lord, be careful, this clothes is no better than my back, it is fragile and tight, what if I leave a mark?"
The curtains in the carriage were hanging down, making Shen Miaoping unable to see the people hurrying outside. The vendors on the street stopped selling. The people whispered in twos and threes. A large number of scholars and literati were passionate in the teahouse, holding a large pile in their hands. The paper, filled with righteous indignation, seemed to have encountered some injustice, and finally grouped in groups of friends and went straight to the imperial city.
Concubine Zhao Gui lives in the Palace of Wind-stopping. She entered the palace at the age of seventeen. It has been more than five years since she was born. She was born with a wonderful face. She was very fond of the heavens. She also had the first queen who died of frailty. Now her post is always empty. It is said that if the emperor wants to stand, she must be her.
"Yuzhi got married yesterday. It is inconvenient for my palace to go to congratulate him, and I don't know what kind of person Jinke Tanhua Lang is. He can't stand his temperament."
Xie Suzhi held the tea cup, frowned slightly, and was sad and moving. He was obviously worried about his brother's marriage.
The personal maid took the already cold tea in her hand, smiled and comforted her softly: "The slave and maid had inquired about it a long time ago. These two aunts are very handsome characters, and they must be an extraordinary literary person who can find flowers in the exam. It couldn't be better."
Xie Suzhi said, "What's the use of being handsome? A hundred years later, it will not be a pile of bones. There are not a few children in Beijing who have flat heads and full faces. But look at the ones. Anbang, relying on the shadow of his parents."
It wasn't enough, so he stretched out a finger and nodded the table and said, "Let's just say that Wu'anhou's eldest son Liu Zhenhu. When I was in the boudoir, I met at a poetry meeting, and his body was obese. He was not a good character when he looked at him. At that time, he was drawn to make a combined poem, but guess what?"
The maid guessed: "Could it be that I wrote a poem that doesn't make sense?"
Xie Suzhi couldn't help but sneered and shook his head: "He can only read half of the words on the flower paper, how to make a poem?"
"Ah?!" The maid couldn't help covering her mouth in surprise: "But the son of Wu'an Hou is the second best in this class!"