Chapter 47: Who sleeps who?

It was late at night, Shengjing’s street-cleaning drums had been beaten, the lights were gradually extinguished, and the hustle and bustle of the market for a day fell into silence. Only the bright moon hung in the sky, shining on the grand imperial city.
The lights in the Chengming Hall were not extinguished, and the eunuchs stood under the eaves and held their breath. Since the emperor ascended the throne, he has not seen such a big fire for many years. Although the censors have no power to bind chickens, their mouths But one by one, the match was fierce, and the emperor was so angry that he didn't even get in for a day.
A piece of policy theory was quietly placed on the imperial case. Under the bright candlelight, the word became more crooked and crooked. The emperor had been staring at the piece of paper for half an hour, looking at it over and over, reading it over and over, and finally the tone was flat. He couldn't hear the ups and downs and asked, "Is this written by Shen Miaoping?"
With a whisk in his arms, Gonggong Liu bowed and said: "His Majesty, the minion saw what he wrote with his own eyes, but Tanhua Lang accidentally injured his hand, so this handwriting was a little scribbled."
Although Shen Miaoping has the memory of his original body, he couldn't practice his handwriting for a moment. He deliberately made a cut in his palm with a paper knife, and it would be easier to justify by then.
The emperor nodded when he heard the words, and his gaze returned to the piece of paper again. The scribbled handwriting and the vernacular remarks weren't the point. The only thing that really made him read back and forth was only three sentences.
"Husbands use copper as a mirror to dress up; to use history as a mirror to know the rise and fall; to use people as a mirror to know gains and losses..."
"The monarch is the boat, the people are the water, and the water can carry and overturn the boat..."
"Those who win the hearts of the people win the world..."
The emperor sat withered in the dragon chair for a long time, suddenly chuckled, half-truth and half-false joking: "This Shen Miaoping is a comprehensive character with incisive words. It is rare that he had such an opinion when he was young. Put these few words in the palace examination paper, I might give him a top prize...no matter what, let him pass."
Yuba copied those three sentences neatly, and then ordered Grandpa Liu to mount and hang on the head of his bed, which made the latter secretly startled.
The emperor has not been an easy task since ancient times, especially during a troubled period recently. He ordered people to accept Shen Miaoping's policy and theory. When the emperor reviewed the memorials, he found that another mess had happened.
The only precious son of Princess Changning was riding a horse in the street a few days ago, trampling on the vegetable stalls and hurting others. He was caught by Xuncheng Yushi. Without knowing the crime, he used a horse whip to take Xuncheng Yushi out of his mouth. Ya, people are now crying and crying to resign and return to their hometown.
What kind of hometown in my thirties.
After all, it was at the feet of the emperor. In Shengjing this place, a brick was smashed down. Six out of ten people were relatives of the emperor. The patrol of the city is equivalent to the aunt of the neighborhood committee of later generations. Some people throw trash on the street to take care of them, and some people molest the people. Women must be in charge, and thieves and pickpockets must be taken care of. They did what all neighborhood committee aunts would do, but they didn't have the majesty of neighborhood committee aunts.
Two patrols have been changed this month, and the third one is counted just now. This position is too offensive. Let's take care of it. I can't offend those princes and grandchildren. No matter what, it's negligence.
The emperor thought that the teeth were all gone, and it was pitiful that he couldn't even say the word "full". He was afraid that it would be difficult to eat in the future, so he swiped it with a benevolent pen, and gave the gold and silver the right to go down as condolences.
As for the Changning eldest princess, she married Zhenbeihou a few years ago, and the Communist Party of China got such a son. That year, when she went to the Dayueshi, Zhenbeihou fought to death on the battlefield. She loved her only son even more. , Hold it in the palm of your hand for fear of falling, hold it in your mouth for fear of melting.
It is not easy for an orphan and a widow, so why bother to fight with the widow, so as not to have time to run to the dowager to cry. The emperor thought for a while, but the punishment was too serious. He was banned for three months and was fined for half a year and lightly exposed the matter.
The old imperial history tells the old man to return to the hometown, so which hapless person will top the vacant position...
The emperor "hissed", pondered for a moment, put down the Zhubi in his hand and said to Liu Gong just: "I remember, Xuncheng Yushi is a sixth-rank official, right?"
Liu Gonggong squinted his eyes with a smile: "Back to the emperor, yes."
Suddenly there was a good candidate in the emperor's heart: "Well... it's better to let Shen Miaoping stand on top. Watching him have a conversation, he must be a man who doesn't fear the nobles and loves the people like his son, although according to the rules, the new seal of Hualang Lang must be from the seventh grade official. However, Xie Jiaerlang made great achievements for the Great Jin, and it is okay to be more lenient."
Although Shen Miaoping's promotion to this position is a little overdue, it can be regarded as the past. More importantly, there is Changguo Gongfu behind him. The dudes who play with cats and dogs do not dare to turn the sky on the face of the living king of Xie Yuzhi. Come.
The more the emperor thought about it, the more he felt that there was no more suitable person than him. Even though he had drawn up his will, Grandpa Liu continued to flatter: "Holy wise."
The next morning was a rare sunny day, and the weather would cool down soon. The crystal stone Shen Miaoping ordered Lonicera to polish yesterday has been polished. Because of its simple shape, it doesn’t take much effort. The two ends are simply worn. The blue blessing character is tasseled, and the transparent crystal is also beautiful.
Liandong couldn't help asking: "Uncle, is this well polished to your liking?"
Shen Miaoping was lying in the yard basking in the sun. He listened to the words carefully, and then he twisted a pinch of soil from the ground in his palm, and took the photo with the crystal. He found that even a small ant was inside. I can see clearly, and nodded in satisfaction: "It's well polished, I'll talk to the second master and tell him to reward you."
The maid of the first hospital immediately smiled upon hearing this, and Lonicera said: "The servants and maidservants would like to thank Grandpa."
Shen Miaoping is a typical person who does not spend his own money and does not feel distressed. Xie Yuzhi was called out by Xie Yanping this morning. When he came back, he heard the laughter in the yard. When he walked in, Shen Miaoping was holding a brilliant crystal stone in his hand and shining endlessly under the sun. What rare objects are so common.
"Do you like this stuff? There are a lot of them in the warehouse."
Xie Yuzhi walked in, holding a roll of paper in his hand behind his back, and didn't know what it was. Shen Miaoping didn't care. He stretched out his hand to let him sit on his lap and smiled and passed the crystal stone in his hand up: "Does it look good? Do you like it? Send it to you."
Seeing this intimacy, the maids on the side looked blind.
Xie Yuzhi thought that the jade pendant was too simple. It was strangely shaped and unevenly worn. He took it from his hand and took a closer look: "But you, I like it, it's mine."
The ancients used jade to express their love, Xie Yuzhi broke a piece of square jade for Shen Miaoping, and the other party gave him another piece, which was fair.
Shen Miaoping let out a smirk, then leaned in his ear and whispered, "I tell you, this is not an ordinary jade, it's a divine tool."
Xie Yuzhi turned his head when he heard the words, and met a pair of gorgeous and romantic eyes, as if a peach blossom bloomed in them, just like him, it was not true.
Reaching out his hand to press Shen Miaoping's lips, Xie Yuyi said solemnly: "I don't talk strangely and forcefully."
The implication is unbelief.
Shen Miaoping stretched out his hand to take it back: "If you don't believe me, pay me back."
Xie Yuzhi tied the jade pendant to his waist three or two times: "I believe it."
Shen Miaoping heard a meaningful smile at the corner of his mouth. He instructed the maid to retreat, grabbed Xie Erye’s slender waist from behind, and tugged at the crystal on his waist and said:
Should I make a bet? This is a divine weapon, you do with me, if I can’t prove it, I will do with you.

After finishing speaking, he vowed to add: "If you want to do to me, do what you want, and never fight back."
Xie Yuzhi wanted to say that even if you fight back, you can't beat me, but lest Shen Miaoping gets angry and swallows back: "How do you want to prove it? Find a fairy to take a picture?"
"Just take a picture with you, a fairy."
Shen Miaoping took his hand, then put the crystal on his knuckles and took a photo with the skin texture clearly visible: "Tsk tusk tusk, Erye's hand is really scarred."
Both hands are well-knotted, long and strong, but the palms are full of calluses and scars.
"No one who practices martial arts is not injured."
Xie Yuzhi squinted his eyes and seemed to be aware of the mystery of the crystal pendant. He took it off from his waist and took a closer look. He was surprised to find that no matter what tiny things are worn with crystals, they will be magnified several times in an instant. Exquisite.
He stopped playing for a long time, looked at Shen Miaoping with swarthy eyes, pulled his sleeve and asked, "How did you do it?"
"Then did you lose or win?" Shen Miaoping looked at him neatly and leisurely.
Xie Erye was able to bend and stretch towards her husband-in-law, his facial features were soft and delicate, a smile flashed in his silent eyes: "I lost, you tell me."
Shen Miaoping slowly knocked the melon seeds, knocked out a handful of shells. Under Xie Yuzhi's gaze, he clapped his hands and said: "The gambling agreement does not stipulate that I have to tell you the trick. Don't miss it. I think it's better to worry about it. What to do with you."
Xie Yuzhi was really curious. He felt like a cat scratching his heart. He pressed on Shen Miaoping's body and said, "This price can only magnify things. It's not a magical tool."
Shen Miaoping put his hands on the back of his head, very bachelor: "Then I lose, you can deal with me, I will let you do whatever you want."
Xie Yuzhi really wanted to hit him on the ground. Hearing this, he threw the appointment letter of Zhang to Shen Miaoping, trying to stimulate him: "The palace sent someone to deliver the decree today, and the emperor appointed you as the new city tour official. I will take office tomorrow."
"What?" Shen Miaoping raised his eyebrows when he heard the words, and sat up with a splash: "The emperor gave me an official?"
Xie Yuzhi sat on his lap and was almost lifted off. He stretched out his hand to push the person back and said, "Well, Rank Six."
Shen Miaoping sat up again: "What's the matter?"
Xie Yuzhi continued to press him back: "Subordinate to the Metropolitan Procuratorate, it patrols Shengjing every day, and is responsible for public security management, arrest of thieves and other matters.
Shen Miaoping always felt that the emperor hadn't been at ease, and he didn't feel at ease when he heard it: "Isn't this just a street manager?"
Xie Yuzhi probably understood what the emperor thought in his heart: "...It's almost the same, but it doesn't matter. I go around every day, and my errands are easy."
Shen Miaoping didn't care about the level of official position. He was wondering, does this official receive a soft meal?
【Ding! 】
The system popped out in due course,
[This official position is not included in the category of soft rice. The host relied on his own literary talent to conquer the emperor yesterday. The official position is yours. Please continue to work hard to conquer more people in this dynasty. The interstellar self-improvement system will serve you wholeheartedly. Tweet~]
Tweet your girl.
Shen Miaoping read the appointment letter over and over again, unexpectedly there was no resistance, after all, it was a job: "Oh, then I will go tomorrow, how much is the monthly salary?"
Xie Yuzhi folded his arms and looked at him in his spare time: "Not much, it's enough for you to eat."
The current officials and nobles don’t have a private store, do they really rely on the salary they can buy? Can you hire a singer? Can you eat big fish and meat?
Can starve to death.
Shen Miaoping doesn't care about this. He just thinks that after taking office tomorrow, even if he is the first step in self-reliance, the ghost system will be able to unbind himself soon. There is really nothing better than this.
He was a little excited, and asked Xie Yuzhi energeticly: "I am in charge of Shengjing City, and are the brothels in the brothel?"
Xie Yuzhi's face changed slightly when he heard this, and he almost forgot about it.
Reaching out and pulling Shen Miaoping's upper body from the chair, Xie Yuzhi stared at him dangerously, and asked blankly, "What? Do you want to go shopping?"
"It's not illegal to stroll around," Shen Miaoping smiled scornfully, stretched out his hand to pinch his face and pulled it to the sides: "If you want to tell me, let's go together tomorrow, I haven't been when I grow up."
When Xie Yuzhi heard this, the corners of his mouth smiled deeper, his eyebrows flew into his temples, and his eyes were a bit evil, but he couldn't see it in normal days. The slender knuckles pinched Shen Miaoping's chin and said: "There are so many places in the world that I have never been to. Do you want to go to the Yan Luo Temple?"
Shen Miaoping lifted his eyelids and looked at him with a smile. There was so much seduction between Gu and Pan, and he jokingly said, "Sooner or later, Yan Luodian will go, but not now."
Xie Yuzhi squinted his eyes and said, "There is a knife on your head. If you dare to go to the brothel, believe it or not, I will let you go to Yan Luo Temple tomorrow."
Seeing that people were really angry, Shen Miaoping stretched out his hand and pulled Xie Yuzhi into his arms, hooked his chin and continued to say those love words that do not know the true or false: "Second Lord, don't worry about me destroying the good women. I swear. I have nothing to do with you..."
"Do not,"
Xie Yuzhi shook his head unexpectedly: "I am worried about you."
Shen Miaoping's small body, this beauty, entered the brothel to decide who would sleep.