Chapter 2: Brain problem
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Don’t Mess with Shennong
- Nanshan Hermit
- 1457 characters
- 2021-01-30 03:43:49
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Wang Ping'an was so annoyed by the village party secretary that he really wanted to spit on him and disturb his communication with the pretty lady. Do you still have reason?
I have lived so much, and for the first time I met a fool who was asking for money. Since that is the case, this is stupid ... Bah, that's wrong, Ben Xian will satisfy his wish.
"Since you are so sincere, I can only make it difficult for me to agree. Come on, come closer and let me choose one." Wang Ping said, sitting up from the grass, a very serious look.
Wang De rolled his eyes with energy and patience, put two banknotes in front of him, and urged angrily: "Is this time OK? Can I choose?"
Wang Ping'an was too lazy to answer this fool. There were two banknotes in front of him, one yuan and one five yuan. He was about to choose, but suddenly remembered a similar joke he had heard before.
It seems a simple choice, but it is a trap. It is wrong to choose one yuan or five yuan.
Seeing Wang Ping's hesitation, the village branch secretary suddenly became complacent. A pair of "I have known this for a long time" looks like: "Look at this simple question, he still needs to think for so long, is it not a fool?"
"Ah? He looks so pretty, not like a fool!" Qian Duoduo began to worry for Wang Ping An, and reminded him, "Wang Ping An, what are you worried about? Which one is the best one to choose!"
Yeah, why should I hesitate? Wang Pingan scolded, and was really influenced by the fool's thinking for too long, and he could not turn for a while.
Despite his three, seven, twenty-eight, choose the big one, the most cost-effective, after all, the village party secretary has not done similar things before, and it is impossible to do similar things in the future.
So Wang Ping grabbed the five-dollar note in his hands under the eyes of everyone's expectation, and smiled: "Oh, I'm not stupid. This one is big. I choose this one."
"Yeah, he chose the right one, he's not stupid!" Qian Duoduo jumped with joy, the peak trembling slightly, the excitement was overwhelming.
The village party secretary Wang Deli changed his face and felt a little embarrassed, but his expression changed, but he said very calmly: "Ah, Wang Ping'an is really silly when he chooses five yuan banknotes. You think, if he chooses one yuan, our village People will always play this game with him. Over time, he will get more money. "
"Now he chooses five yuan banknotes, this game, no one will play with him in the future, the loss is not as simple as ten or eight."
The Poverty Alleviation Commissioner Qian Duoduo was stunned, and the smile on his face froze: "You say this, it seems very reasonable, I was speechless."
"..." Wang Ping knew that the village party secretary would say so, but he would earn five dollars anyway, but the other party would lose money.
If this fairy chooses one dollar banknotes, maybe you will laugh at me all my life, I am not that stupid.
At this moment, a translucent light curtain suddenly appeared in front of Wang Ping'an. Like a super-clear computer screen, a strange message box popped up.
"Ping An Wu, I didn't expect you to earn five yuan so quickly. It really worked harder than when I was in the fairy world. It was for this reason that the Shennong auxiliary system was formally activated, which is very gratifying for the teacher."
"This system integrates immortal world cultivation civilization and mortal science and technology as a whole. The strength of the broad public family, the light of wisdom, the endless use of magic, as long as you work hard in the field, practice hard, follow the guidance of the teacher, return to the fairy world, revenge blood and hatred, Just around the corner. "
"By the way, if you can complete the small tasks released for the teacher on time, you will get a lot of strange best rewards! Seeing here, you are not surprised, are you surprised? Have you been touched by Master's careful care?"
Seeing these unreliable words, Wang Ping'an wanted to scold others, and always felt that there was a problem with his mortal reincarnation.
There is even the illusion of backing the pot for people, but after the soul is broken, many memories are missing, and I ca n’t even remember who the enemy is.
"Master, don't make trouble, I don't believe that Tiandao will help you to make this system. If you take away this unreliable system, I thank you ancestors of eighteen generations."
"What's so bad about eating and waiting to die? After being punished in this life, I will be able to return to Immortal World. What should I do with this broken system?"
"Wrong, because your soul has been broken up, and there has been great turmoil in the fairyland. If you can't return to the fairyland in this life, you will never have a chance. Otherwise, why should you spend a huge price for the teacher and make a deal with the will of the Heavenly Dao?"
Wang Ping'an was dumbfounded. This was not the same as his vague fairy world memory. I wanted to ask again, but there was no response from the system.
"Really unreliable!" Wang Ping mumbled, not knowing whether it was Master Shennong or the auxiliary system.
When Wang Ping's talking with the system, the Poverty Alleviation Commissioner Qian Duoduo saw that he had received five yuan, then he straightened his eyes, drooled, and looked like a dementia. His heart was broken.
He looks so handsome, why is he a fool?
Under the reminder of the village party secretary, I remember to take a few photos of Wang Ping and completed this task.
At this moment, some people in the village heard the call for Wang Ping'an to eat.
"Two silly, come back for dinner! Two ... ouch, boy, don't pinch me, is it wrong if my name is wrong?"
This was the voice of father Wang Degui, only half of the sentence was loud, and the latter half seemed to have encountered an attack. After a period of confusion, he weakened.
So I changed my voice in a gentle and friendly voice and shouted again: "Erbao, I'm coming back to eat soon. Mom has made you a lot of delicious food. Remember to bring the fishing rod back."
"Oh, okay, come back." Wang Ping'an smiled with joy when he heard the voice, and then turned around and ran to the house, regardless of the reaction of others.
"Wang Ping'an, your fishing rod. Your mother just reminded you, why did you forget?" Qian Duoduo stopped him and pulled up the fishing rod by the river. He glanced carefully. There were no hooks and bait.
This time, she really understood that Wang Ping's mind really had a problem.
"Thank you." Wang Ping accepted the fishing rod and jumped into the village, like a wild horse.
The big yellow dog sparrow follows behind his butt, barking wildly, as if reminding Wang Ping'an to make him more elegant.
Wang Ping's house, like other people in the village, lived in three or four tile houses, and a new one was built next to it as a kitchen or cow house.
In front of it is a small yard with a pressure well for daily activities, drying clothes and raising chickens and pigs in unobtrusive corners.
There is an open space at the back, you can make a small vegetable garden, grow some onions, garlic, peppers, tomatoes, cucumbers, etc. that you eat every day. It is convenient and fast, so you don't have to run into the distant vegetable fields.
Wang Ping An ran into the hall in one breath, and was slightly panting, seeing that his mother had filled a table with dishes, as well as his favorite spicy chicken nuggets and sauerkraut fish.
"Mom, what day is it today, and why are you making so many delicious foods?" Wang Ping An said, grabbing a piece of chicken, and then stuffing it in his mouth.
A pair of chopsticks, lightly tapped on his hand, mother Su Wenting blamed: "Put down the fishing rod, wash your hands and eat again. Today is your eighteenth birthday, you forgot, mom did not forget."
Father Wang Degui made up a knife next to him: "Two silly ... Bao, my dad never forgot. Because of the rules in our village, even if we grow up at the age of 18, we can separate. After eating this casual meal, Dad will give you Two acres of land, you can move away. By the way, Dad will be generous again, you can take this big yellow dog. "