Chapter 31: Punish melon thieves

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The tiger was scared to pee, and the leopard was almost the same. It was just a melon stealing operation. Why did he almost lose his life?
What did you provoke? The only difference between this product and Superman is to wear underwear inside.
If you wear your underwear outside early, why would our brother provoke you?
"Don't sleep in the middle of the night, what do you pass by casually? I thought it was a wild boar. If you missed and killed you, wouldn't you have died in vain?" Wang Pingping complained angrily.
Tiger and Leopard looked at each other, but Wang Ping was still angry? Did you almost kill us? What are your qualifications to get angry?
"This road is not yours, and you don't break the law when passing by. Why don't you let us pass?" The two helped each other and stood up.
"Oh, you still have reason? Let it go, just pass it, and you can continue it tomorrow night. I missed you and killed you, and you are satisfied, right? I have a certificate!"
"..." Tiger and Leopard glared, what does that mean? Was he threatened?
Who does n’t have a certificate ... well, it ’s impossible, he is talking about psychiatric syndrome?
Wang Pingan walked angrily, staring at their eyes and questioning: "You put the green poisonous snakes in my bed? Did you throw the poisonous buns?"
"No, it's impossible, we don't do this kind of thing!" The two shook their heads together, denying that they were extremely fast.
"Oh, when I am a fool?" Wang Ping'an suddenly kicked one foot, kicking the two of them down, dragging them to the gate of the melon shed like a chicken.
In the process, the tiger and leopard, known as the village tyrants, had no resistance, and watched Wang Ping's violence.
"What do you want to do?" The two brothers were terrified. With their strength, it was difficult to struggle in front of Wang Ping'an. How else to fight this?
"You two, either eat this meat bun or be bitten by Zhu Yeqing and choose by yourself. I count dozens, if you don't choose after counting, I will help you choose one casually."
Wang Pingan crouched in front of them, grabbed their hair, and looked very serious.
If a fool suddenly gets serious, it will look terrible.
"Aren't you serious? It will kill you ... Even if you have a mental illness and kill someone, you will be locked up." The two village tyrants were nervous. They used to threaten others themselves. Threatened?
"One, two, five, seven, eight ..." Wang Ping'an did not listen to their explanations and had already started counting.
"Why do you count? Ten numbers are not good ... Stop, stop counting, I chose to be bitten by a snake."
"I also chose to be bitten by a snake!"
The two brothers were crying. After weighing, they decided to admit their fate and reason with the fool.
Poison buns are highly toxic, and they die when they are soaked. They are bitten by Zhu Yeqing. Except for some pain, after squeezing out the poison, they can rest for two days without losing their lives.
"You are clever." Wang Ping An finished, took out the medicine bucket in the melon shed, opened the lid, and poured out the bamboo leaf green.
Zhu Yeqing, who had been imprisoned for a long time, had long been angry, and as soon as he came out, he stood up halfway, raised his head, and made a "hiss" sound to the surrounding humans.
"Choose where you are bitten." Wang Ping took the dog a little further away and let the two brothers do it themselves.
The man in Huaxi Town usually has a high probability of seeing a poisonous snake and a high probability of being bitten. Knowing where to bite is the easiest to deal with.
Huzi is also a ruthless person. When he gritted his teeth, he reached out to grab Zhu Yeqing's head and wanted it to bite his fingers or palms.
Zhu Yeqing is angry, this human still wants to scratch my neck? It's almost dead!
So a small bite, lightning bite on the edge of the tiger's palm, leaving two deep teeth imprints, after two or three seconds, before the blood poured out.
"Ouch, it hurts." Huzi screamed, jumped back, raised his hand, and let Wang Ping watch it.
It means, look, I've bitten, I didn't lie to you.
Zhu Yeqing bite and wanted to run away. The leopard was also a ruthless man and grabbed its tail at once.
At this time, if you quickly pick it up and shake it, the snake will have no strength.
However, the leopard was threatened by Wang Ping'an, and he just wanted it to bite himself, grabbing its tail, and the snake turned around to probe, biting his hand very easily.
Zhu Yeqing was annoyed this time. After biting, she didn't let go for several seconds.
Let you scratch my head, let you confine me, let you scratch my tail? Let me tell you, snakes also have a temper!
The leopard was sore and scared.
Wang Ping An was afraid that too much venom had been injected and life was in danger, so he took the initiative to grab Zhu Yeqing's neck and grabbed it.
Then I put a plug in the medicine barrel and screwed the lid again.
"?????" Zhu Yeqing negative emotion +999.
Tiger and Leopard, holding their injured hands, sucked with their mouths, took a sip, and spit, trying to the venom out of it.
"The punishment is over, go to the clinic for treatment. Next time, if you dare to play small actions and steal my watermelon, I will make you regret it for life."
Wang Ping waved his hand, his face impatient.
If you can get a good night's sleep, who would like to have a grudge against Murakami?
It is now a legal society. Even if you have a mental illness, you ca n’t just kill people, beat them up, and scare them again.
I hope they can remember forever, otherwise they will really use hard moves next time.
The tiger and the leopard left in a hurry and were bitten by a poisonous snake. They didn't feel relieved without going to the clinic.
At the same time, they were also glad that they didn't put the cobra and the five-step snake in Wang Ping's quilt, otherwise this time it was really over.
"This two silly, it's terrible! Nima, how did he eat the pile of muscles on him? How did he not find it before? If he saw it early, who would provoke him is silly!"
Hu Zi scolded as he walked, and he was terribly panicked. Although the village tyrant was bullish, he had to avoid it when he met someone he could not afford.
Leopard also sighed and complained: "Alas, the watermelon of ten dollars and one catty hasn't tasted one bite. I already knew that, it would be better to go around and steal a few and run."
The two of them have too much heart, and they want the poisonous snake to bite Wang Ping'an, so that after Wang Ping's fear, he will take the dog away. If the dog does n’t leave, he kills it with poison buns, and then calls a car to steal all the watermelon from this field.
No one thought that the melon hadn't stolen, and Qiu hadn't reported it. He was spotted by Wang Pingping and beaten so hard that he let the poisonous snake bite before leaving.
Wang Ping's no matter what the tiger and leopard think, if they dare to retaliate, there will be more ruthless means waiting for them next time.
I found a place to bury the poison buns deep underground to prevent animals from eating poisoning.
This toss is no longer sleepy.
With a flashlight, Wang Ping'an patrolled the melon field and caught two cauliflower snakes, preparing to stew a pot of snake soup tomorrow to relieve the little girl.