Chapter 388: Disrespectful monk
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Don’t Mess with Shennong
- Nanshan Hermit
- 1313 characters
- 2021-01-30 03:45:07
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When I heard Xu Qing wanted to eat barbecue, Wang Ping's had some difficulties, the top of the mountain was a little bald, dry wood was not easy to find, and fresh animals were also difficult to find.
"This is a bit difficult." Wang Pingping said helplessly.
"If you can't do it, promise me one thing." Xu Qing didn't get angry, but smiled cunningly.
"Uh ..." Wang Ping'an saw her smile, feeling a little dangerous, and hesitated.
At this moment, there was a bamboo rat who had burrowed out of the grass to forage and saw two extremely large monsters sitting on the top of the mountain, terrified, and wanted to return the same way.
It is a pity that Wang Ping, who is in trouble, has a quick eye, picks up a stone, and throws it away.
Bang, the fat bamboo rat fell.
"If you can't do it, you'll kiss ..." Xu Qing's words ended halfway through, and she was frustrated.
Because she also saw the figure of the bamboo rat falling to the ground, feeling that God didn't help herself, don't think about it anymore.
"There are ingredients, it seems that it can be done, ha ha." Wang Ping'an turned his head, smiled happily, his face ignorant, just like a child.
"..." Xu Qing pouted, feeling almost full of him.
Wang Ping'an did not see the time too soon, and he no longer hides his clumsiness. He took out 100% of the skill of the chef and cleaned up the poor bamboo rat instantly.
If there is no water in the mountain, use the mineral water that you carry with you to rinse it out.
Then use the fresh shrub strips to make a grill, find some dry firewood nearby, and use a stone to build a large fire-proof circle before igniting and enter the grilling process.
Barbecue materials are always in his backpack.
In fact, in the system warehouse, Wang Ping also has some necessities, including condiments.
Make sure that at any time and in any place, there is food, hunger, and thirst, even if you fall under the cliff at the same time, you can live six months longer than others.
A few minutes later, the bamboo rat had been pouring oil all over its body, and a scent of meat filled the mountains.
Xu Qing, who was originally upset and did not plan to eat the bamboo rat, began to drool. His eyes kept glancing at the bamboo rat, and he no longer stared directly at Wang Ping'an.
Even if he is handsome, even if he is really handsome, but can handsome be eaten?
Even if you want to do something bad, you have to wait until you have filled your stomach.
"Hum, when the time comes, see how you escape my palm." Xu Qing clenched his fists, thinking viciously.
Soon, the bamboo rat was roasted golden by Wang Ping'an, and the fragrance was pungent. If the zombie was still hidden in the mountain, it would be attracted by this fragrance.
No, the two Taoists who had been hiding in the spiritual fog of the mountainside, smelled the scent of barbecue.
Guru.
Guru.
In the spirit fog, the vision is unclear, and the stomach cries from the left, and the stomach cries from the right, which is extremely symmetrical. Even if the obsessive-compulsive patients are here, they can't pick out any problems.
"Brother, is your stomach calling?"
"Brother, you admit it, obviously your belly is calling."
"Uh, well, if I remember correctly, we haven't eaten since last night?"
"I came too hurriedly and forgot to prepare dry food. I didn't even prepare instant noodles. Now I'm so hungry that I'm hungry. When I practice, my blood and blood are not stable."
"While sharpening a knife does not chopping firewood by mistake, why don't we go get some food and come back to practice?"
"Good, I mean this."
After finishing speaking, the two received the power at the same time and walked out of the range covered by the spiritual fog.
On the narrow mountain road, the two Taoists shook their noses and carefully discerned the source of the fragrance in the air. After three seconds, the two eyes lit up and looked towards the top of the mountain.
"If I'm right, the barbecue flavor should come from the top of the mountain." Brother Yu Zhen said lightly and confidently.
"Senior Brother counts the most, the barbecue should be on the top of the mountain." Brother Yu Ming agreed.
"Haha, since that's the case, go up the mountain and fill up your stomach with some vegetarian food from the two little lay people." Then, Yu Zhendao took the lead and walked toward the top of the mountain.
"Yes, Zhaifan ..." Yu Mingdao took a deep savour of the barbecue, swallowed it, and hurriedly chased it up.
At the top of the mountain at this time, Wang Ping'an and Xu Qing had already had dinner.
Place a banana leaf on the ground and place the roasted bamboo rat on it.
Lightly tap the two branches to decompose the golden roasted bamboo rat, and then sprinkle some cumin powder and chili powder on it to serve.
Wang Pingan reached into his mountaineering bag and took out two cans of Fuga white beer from the inside. After opening, he handed Xu Qing a can and kept one.
The beer is delivered by others and tastes good. Wang Ping's system warehouse will also carry some with you for easy drinking.
"Wow, did you actually bring beer? Did you already know that we are going to have a barbecue? No, when I prepared the backpack for you, I remember there was no beer in it?"
Xu Qing was excited first, and then there was some doubt. As for the previous grievances and dissatisfaction, he had long been thrown out of Jiu Xiaoyun.
"The backpack is so big, you may not have looked carefully. This is what I put in there before." Wang Ping's perfunctory explanation, a look you believe or not.
"Perhaps ... but drinking a sip of beer and eating a barbecue is a perfect match." Xu Qing said, slamming the beer can with Wang Ping, explaining that Mei Mei took a big sip.
This bamboo rat is very large, weighing more than four pounds, and then drink some beer, barely enough for two people to eat.
Of course, Xu Qing can be full, and Wang Ping'an wants to be full, he needs to pick up some fruits, beef sauce and the like from the "backpack".
Ten minutes later, Master Yu Zhen and Master Yu Ming, panting and sweating, finally reached the top of the mountain.
The moment they reached the summit, they saw Wang Ping'an and Xu Qing.
Seeing the two of them sitting on a rock in the middle of the top of the mountain, they ate a mouthful of oil, and the roasted bamboo rat with banana leaves between them left only a pile of bones.
And the two were holding a beer can and lightly touched it, shouting, "Cheers."
There is only one last bite left. You can indeed toast.
Gollum, after drinking beer twice, put down the empty cans, ready to pack up the garbage, and keep the natural scenic area clean.
"You, have you finished eating?" Yu Zhendao was breathless, disappointed, and even inexplicably annoyed.
Anyone who is hungry has a bad temper, and they don't know why they are angry.
Master Yu Ming said he was also disappointed and annoyed: "No, didn't you leave us a little? Are you too disrespectful of your family?"
Ordinary people are more than a child on the mountain road. The two of them climbed up in only ten minutes. The hardship and the hardship are only known to them.
Therefore, after seeing the expected food being eaten up, I was extremely annoyed and seemed to have forgotten that the food was someone else's.
"Uh, you ... Well, you haven't finished eating, there are still some bones left ... But, why should you give it to you?" Wang Pingjing stared at the pure innocent eyes and asked seriously.