Chapter 5: I just hit my face

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Wang Ping'an was holding the paralyzed Wu Panchun at the time, his body half-bowed, and the tiger kicked on his face, not using much strength. When he retreated, he stumbled into the pesticide barrel.
Sally, fell and followed, looking terrible. In fact, it didn't hurt much, the nose was a little crooked, the corners of the mouth were bleeding, and there was a light dirt shoe mark.
"Dare you dare to hit me?" Wang Ping'an was annoyed at once, and a stupid guilty of committing a crime, like a madness, climbed and rushed towards the tiger.
"Lao Tzu is you! What a silly day, what a handsome face? What do I do today, I hit your face specifically! Ouch ..."
Hu Zi didn't take Wang Ping seriously, but when he ran over, he crashed like a mad cow and knocked him out three or four meters away, and fell heavily on the ground.
Wang Ping'an didn't stop, screaming, chasing, riding on the tiger's body, whipping his head and slaping his face against his head.
"You beat me in the face? Come on, the grandson does not beat! If you don't, I will hit the face. If I hit the face, I will hit the face!"
Wang Ping'an seemed to be in a demon, scolding, slap, and slap, and his movements were neat, ready to be beaten on Huzi's face without error.
In a blink of an eye, he slapped a dozen slaps, and Hu Zi's face was swollen.
Tiger's body is stronger than Wang Ping's body, but today I don't know what to do, no matter how struggling, I can't get out from under him.
Struggling to fight back with both hands, he was easily pressed by Wang Ping's one hand. With only one hand, he continued to whip, and the tiger was dying of immortality.
"Erbao, don't fight, kill someone, you will be sentenced." Wu Panchun shed tears anxiously and fell to the ground, shouting weakly.
"I have a psychiatric certificate, it's okay." Wang Pingping stopped for a moment, then turned around and answered.
"..." It seems that there is such a thing, but it is all from a village. It is not good after all to kill people for this little thing.
Wu Panchun stopped talking and tried to persuade again, but he seemed unable to find a reason.
What's more, she saw that Tiger was beaten, not to mention how happy she was. When she was in the village before, she was often teased.
"Leopard, you are so stupid, come and help me." Huzi finally seized the opportunity and asked for help, feeling his face was lost.
"I still want you to save me. What do you think this big yellow dog is doing to me?" Leopard's voice was full of despair.
Huzi didn't believe this evil, and turned his head hard to see a big yellow dog pressing his cousin on the ground, the dog's waist trembling, like a small electric motor, constantly rubbing and rubbing.
"I'm fucking, you dog said, you can't beat a dog. How can you mix in the village in the future?" Hu Zi's mouth was swollen, and his speech was unclear.
"..." The leopard was speechless, would it be so miserable if he could beat the dog?
Fortunately, Wang Ping'an was no longer a fool in the past. Knowing to keep some hands and pretending to be tired, Hu Zi jumped away as soon as he struggled, grabbed a stone, and smashed it.
The tiger was beaten by him with blood in his mouth and nose, and he wished to kill Wang Ping'an on the spot, but as soon as he saw the stone in his hand, he immediately counseled.
Then I remembered that Wang Ping'an was not only stupid, but also mentally ill. In the past few years, he had injured two traffickers, biting off their noses and ears.
If he was killed by Wang Ping'an, wouldn't he die in vain? My good life has just begun. How hard is it to be a mentally fool?
"Dare you smash? You little rabbit, believe me ..."
Before Huzi's ruthless words were heard, he heard a "bang" coming from his feet. A beer bottle was smashed by stones, broken glass, and splashed on his feet. It hurt.
Wang Ping'an was not slow, and he picked a bigger stone from his feet and threw it.
The tiger turned his head and ran, shouting while running: "Leopard, run fast, the second silly man is crazy, we will not give him general knowledge today. Wait until there is a chance, let him look good!"
The leopard finally got rid of the big yellow dog, and even walked and crawled away, and escaped with no escape. He didn't dare to say a word of cruelty or a face.
Because the big yellow dog still has more meaning than he wants to chase after him, the expression seems to say, do n’t go, kid, the dog is not happy enough.
"Wang Wang, Wang Wang!" Rhubarb dog barked a few unwillingly, and only then.
"The sparrow is all right, don't call it, they all fled away." Wang Ping rubbed his nose, the nose returned to normal, there was a little pain in the corner of the mouth, spit foam, no blood.
He was also very strange in his heart. Today it seems to be a very easy fight. Without much effort, he beat the tiger to his heart.
The foot on the face, except for a little pain at the time, hardly felt now.
There were two sets of fishing tackles on the ground, which were dropped by the tigers and leopards. They had no time to pick them up and fled. Since no one wanted it, Wang Ping'an reluctantly accepted it.
"Panchun, Panchun ... Where are you? Why don't you go back for lunch?" In the distance, someone called Wu Panchun's name. The voice was a little sharp and strict. Listen carefully. It turned out to be her mother-in-law's voice.
"It was my mother-in-law who came to me. You help me, and the sister-in-law has no strength to call." Wu Panchun said.
"Here, here! Auntie, sister-in-law is poisoned by medicine. Come on." Wang Ping yelled in his throat, expressing his usual stupidity to the fullest.
At this time, only a fool would not be suspected, otherwise Wu Panchun would not be good to go back.
While her mother-in-law was still trotting on the road, Wu Panchun's voice suddenly softened, with a pleading meaning, and said, "Two silly, today's sister-in-law is grateful for your whole life, but it is best not to be outsiders, even to your parents Say, okay? "
"Ah? Why?" Wang Ping didn't respond for a moment.
"I'm afraid you can't explain clearly and get misunderstood. Let me tell you everything. When my mother-in-law arrives, how do you say it, cooperate? Okay? As long as you are obedient, the sister-in-law will often give You ’re good to eat, right, what do you like best? "
"Uh ... well ... I like dumplings the best!"
"..." Wu Panchun suddenly felt, why is this a bit strange? Thinking more about yourself?
A skinny old lady, 40-50 years old, with high cheekbones and sharp mouth, at first glance is a mean look, she ran breathlessly, it was Wu Panchun's mother-in-law.
After she arrived, she glanced suspiciously at the scene, and then looked at the two people's expressions. No abnormality was found before she sternly asked:
"Panchun, what's the matter? How about poisoning yourself with a pesticide? Just now at the village entrance, I met two brothers, the Tiger and the Leopard. He said you and the second silly were messing around under the river, did you? What about this? "
Wu Panchun was so angry that his cheeks were flushed, his eyes were weeping, his stomach turned, and he squatted on the floor again.
I almost died, and my mother-in-law did not rush to take me to the clinic for treatment. I actually suspected that I was messing with my face. There was no elder like that. It was so chilling.