Chapter 124: Scolding people without dirty words
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Douluo’s Sapphire Stream
- Drunk moon string
- 1808 characters
- 2021-03-03 09:31:23
Today’s Imperial City is very different from the past. From time to time in the sky, Soul Masters use various flying abilities to pass over their heads.
All kinds of hawkers on the street ran out and shouted hard. Soul Masters used to be hard to see all over the streets.
Liu Zixuan and his colleagues walked across the street in very strange clothes, and they didn't want to be noticeable.
Originally, with the face values of Liu Zixuan, Dai Mubai, Oscar, Xiao Wu, Zhu Zhuqing, Ning Rongrong, Jiang Zhu, and then put on the school uniform specially designed by Liu Zixuan for everyone, it is easy to amaze the four seats.
But on the trench coat, not only the emblem of the Shrek Academy that was ugly beyond description, but also embroidered on the back were a few big letters of the title advertisement.
On the hem of the trench coat was embroidered with the trademark of the men's and women's wardrobe, Liu Zixuan deliberately changed some hairstyles to cover up the words on his back.
The long black hair that let him waist down was scattered on his back, but Zhu Zhuqing and Ning Rongrong came out of the Shrek team and could barely cover these words with their hair.
The strange advertising slogans, trademarks, and hospital emblems on other people's clothes are all in glance, and no matter who they see, they will laugh out loud.
Some people with broken mouths also said two cool words. Liu Zixuan walked hard among the crowd and did not want to be seen.
But the eyes of people on the street are like the radar installed, they will see Liu Zixuan in the crowd for the first time, with a very regrettable tone: "It is a pity... Bai Chang has such a good skin... ..."
The closer you are to the Tiandou Big Soul Field, the more people there are. After all, this is the opening ceremony of the Elite Contest of the Advanced Soul Master Academy across the mainland.
Just like the opening ceremony of the modern Olympics, people from all walks of life will not miss this event as long as they have the opportunity.
Inside an alley outside the Tiandou Great Souls Field, Shrek College and his party hid here secretly watching the gorgeously dressed people walk into the Great Fighting Souls field talking and laughing.
Xiaowu didn't pay any attention to the embarrassment of her own group. The Tang Tang San who had been vigorously pulling away from the body pulled several times but was still useless.
Ma Hongjun was shocked and said: "Can we remove the embroidery from the clothes, this is too detrimental to our image."
While saying that Ma Hongjun picked up the trademark of the handsome and beautiful women's cabinets on the clothes and said: "This time the advertisement is for selling clothes, if the next time is to sell a toilet..."
The Shrek team hiding in the alley could not help but a picture of the toilet mark appearing on their clothes. Liu Zixuan hurriedly found it in the soul guide.
After a while, I finally flipped the Shrek team’s mask out of the soul guide, "I said what you are doing here, and we have been looking outside for a long time..."
At this time, Flander, Master, Liu Erlong and Zhao Wuji came over, and Flander said displeased when he saw everyone hiding in the alley.
Yesterday, when seeing the new school uniform designed by Flander, Liu Zixuan stood up and rebelled alone, but this time Shrek College, Liu Zixuan did not look at Flander with a grudge.
At this time, a passer-by said: "What kind of academy is this...how are they dressed so muddy, and what kind of title advertisements are sincerely invited...hahaha..."
Passerby's brother Passerby B said: "Hey, hey... no matter how long people are Soul Masters, but you see... there is also a fat man fat like a ball... .."
Liu Zixuan and Ma Hongjun were the most laughed by passersby along the way. The master gave Liu Erlong a glance.
The two of them slipped into the flow of people very tacitly, and Zhao Wuji saw Master and Liu Erlong's open walk naturally and would not stay.
Ma Hongjun stood up and said, "Teacher..." "I will wait for you first, and the opening ceremony will start soon. You little monsters, don't be late..."
Flander hurriedly said this and slipped into the flow of people. The students of Shrek Academy seemed to be standing in the autumn wind.
"Okay..." Liu Zixuan suddenly said at this time, Tang San, Dai Mubai, Tailong and others looked at Liu Zixuan in doubt.
At this time, Liu Zixuan had put on a shrek mask, and his waist-length hair was spread on his back like this.
Liu Zixuan straightened his chest and said: "A man must be brave to face all challenges, brothers...I will take a step first..."
After talking about Liu Zixuan, he walked out of this small alley, and Dai Mubai suddenly said: "Xiaoxuan... come back soon, return the mask to me... that is mine..." "
At this time, Tang Sanhe and Xiaowu also took the Shrek team's mask from the soul guide and put it on their faces, while Ning Rongrong, Zhu Zhuqing, Oscar, Ma Hongjun and Dai Mubai could only watch with big eyes. .
Who asked them to throw away the masks given by the master, as for Tailong and Huang Yuan, they were completely stunned.
At this time, the opening ceremony of the Continent's Advanced Soul Master College Elite Contest was about to begin, and the teams who had not yet entered the Tiandou Soul Field quickly entered.
As of now, Dai Mubai can only gritt their teeth and follow Liu Zixuan, Tang San, and Xiaowu, and it feels better to have a mask on their cheeks to cover Liu Zixuan.
Flander, Master, Zhao Wuji, and Liu Erlong had just entered the Tiandou Great Fighting Soul Field. Flander said: "Primary three... there are people...." "
Liu Zixuan chuckled and said: "Maybe the college will go to find the mask, teacher... Or you have the foresight to prepare the mask for us in advance."
In fact, Liu Zixuan didn't take out this mask and the master forgot about it. At this time, the remaining talents of Shrek College came running cover-up.
Flander said unpleasantly: "I said a few of you little monsters...what kind of things are we squeezing, but we are all going to win the championship."
There was a hearty laugh when Flander's words fell down: "Hahaha... A group of toads also want to win the championship. This is the most funny joke I've heard since I was born..."
Originally, the Shrek team was very unhappy with the current image. At this time, some people were ridiculed and naturally stared at it.
I just didn’t expect that the people who mocked Shrek College turned out to be Canghui College. Liu Zixuan chuckled and said: "Toad can still think of eating swan meat, but your group only knows what frogs sitting here are doing... A dish?"
Scolding people without dirty words is a technical job, but some chickens at Canghui College do not have this level.
Dai Mubai nodded and reacted: "Xiaoxuan...how did we get toads," Liu Zixuan turned his head and said: "You are not toads, just dress up enough to handle your hands... ..."
"Who do you call frogs..." Canghui College students roared loudly when they understood what Liu Zixuan said.
Liu Zixuan turned to look at the students of Canghui College and said: "I'm sorry... I'm not targeting you, I just want to say that the students at Canghui College are all roosters..."
Liu Zixuan's sentence sounded light, but it wasn't known how many times it was more harmful than insult.
The students of Canghui College all stepped forward to fight, and the students of Shrek College naturally stood beside Liu Zixuan immediately.
Just when the sword was drawn, a voice of kidney deficiency came from the steps: "What are you doing..." Liu Zixuan felt that his hair was rising up involuntarily.
Looking through the sound, I found an old man in the uniform of the Canghui College teacher, about sixty years old, with a cloudy face. He was looking at himself with cold eyes.
Flander, Master, Liu Erlong and Zhao Wuji also seemed to have passed by, and after recognizing the identity of the person, Flander couldn't help but be surprised.
Ma Hongjun put his hand on Dai Mubai's shoulder and said: "Yo... Laotian chicken is coming..." Liu Zixuan hurriedly kicked on the fat man's buttocks.
The person who can make him feel uncomfortable is definitely a stubborn stubborn. At this time, Ma Hongjun still provoked the provocation that he thought he died not fast enough.
The old man's sullen gaze swept around everyone at Shrek Academy, and then used the tone of kidney deficiency: "Let's go..."
The students of Canghui College seemed to be very afraid of this yawning old man, turned around with a hum, and followed him up the steps.
Ma Hongjun turned his head to look at Liu Zixuan and said, "Xiao Xuan...you are kicking me for something, isn't it just an old frog..."
Flander snorted softly: "What do you know... that person's name is years, UU reading www.uukanshu.com is a soul holy, martial soul remnant dream... character must be reported. "
When Ma Hongjun heard that the Yinyin old man named Shiianian was a soul saint, his small face was suddenly scared pale.
Liu Zixuan frowned and said: "This old man's breath is so fierce... Give me a creepy feeling, everyone will be more careful in the future..."
Tang San nodded slightly and said: "Remnant dream... Is it true that there is such a martial spirit in the illusion..."
Flander seemed to be very embarrassed to say: "His martial spirit is very difficult to entangle, even people who are stronger than him are not willing to fight him."
At this time, there was a burst of military music in the square in front of the Tiandou Soul Fighting Field. Flander's mouth slightly raised his mouth: "It's the beginning... let's go."
Liu Zixuan and others are participants who need to show a picture in front of the audience at the opening ceremony, and now they are all gathered in the preparation area of the college that has just participated.
Surrounded by colorfully dressed and unique participants, there were 17 or 8 people in large numbers.
It is estimated that there are only Shrek Colleges, with only a total of twelve students participating.
Ning Rongrong suddenly said: "Look at the three people in front of you," Liu Zixuan looked up and found that there was a person's head in front.
Then I looked up and saw the huge liquid crystal soul guide floating in the air. On the screen of the soul guide there are close-up faces of three people.
Oscar climbed to Ma Hongjun's neck and said, "Who is Rongrong? It looks like a human head."
Ning Rongrong stomped and said, "I mean the three people above the head," after reminding Shrek Academy that everyone saw the three people displayed on the soul guide.