Chapter 231: JOKER's conference

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The news that JOKER is about to hold a press conference has become the only focus in the world for a while. Everyone is paying attention to this press conference. At this time, there is no war in the world, no activities in the underworld, no police, and no work. This design It has never been so peaceful, it is like a world in utopia.
The top elites in the city, office workers in towns, and farmers in villages, all occupations and all social classes have achieved equality at this moment. They are just helpless humans, waiting for God to come to them, and for now, JOKER To the person closest to that god.
"What will JOKER say this time?"
Xiao Ni took a sip of coffee, and if she could take a sip, she might not be able to get coffee in hell, but Yun Yuner nodded affirmatively: "Little Q said, JOKER is the only one who can save the world. JOKER is very trustworthy and there will be no problems. "
Xiao Ni also saw surprise in her eyes, curiously saying: "Xiaoyun, you are so strange recently. You can't leave Xiao Q with three sentences. Are you really in love with others?"
Yun Yuner's expression panicked, her face turned red, and he retorted: "You bullshit, I just think that Xiao Q was cultivated by JOKER, he should know JOKER best, so I asked a few more words, so I just Do n’t worry.

"Is it ..." Xiao Ni looked at Yun Yun'er and saw that the girl's ears were all red and she couldn't help laughing. "Okay, my Yun Yun, no one robs you of a man. I quite envy you. The end of the world is imminent. At least you and your boyfriend can give you the last kindness. I do n’t want me to be a single dog at the end. I do n’t even have the chance to be inside. .... girl ... "
Yun Yuner was stunned. At first she didn't understand the meaning of Xiao Ni's words. When she saw her with a smirk on her face, she suddenly reacted. The two girls were hammering each other with pink fists. Sense of crisis.
Then JOKER's figure appeared on the TV screen, and everyone looked at the long-lost character, looking forward to it.
JOKER said, "You don't have to look at the latest situation to know that the end of the world is coming. Many people are ants on the hot pot and are very anxious."
"First of all, politicians from various countries kept contacting me and wanted to ask me about various military relationship. However, I refused and did not plan to talk too much nonsense with them. I did n’t want to talk nonsense about this kind of thing. I have already drawn up a plan and prepared for the upcoming battle, but the star in the sky is really too obtrusive, and I feel panicked. Humans all over the world have broken the jar again, so I decided to hold a press conference, "
People do n’t dare to talk about it. JOKER is talking about the truth. Now everyone is desperate to despair.
"I held a press conference this time to tell everyone about the details of this alien civilization invasion."
As soon as this remark came out, the whole world was surprised. The invasion of alien civilization?
"JOKER said it was an alien invasion?"
"Hello, I heard that right, JOKER just said this time it was an alien invasion, but isn't that planet a planet?"
Although JOKER did n’t hear everyone ’s doubts, he wanted to know what the group of people was thinking. Anyway, it was just those few questions. He said: "This planet was originally on the edge of the galaxy, but suddenly changed itself. The kinetic energy of the aircraft is flying towards the earth with precision. What do you think is the case? Scientists did not tell you because the countries have issued a password. Colleagues themselves know that this is too weird, and it will cause panic, but I do n’t have that. Taboo, let's just say it straight here. That planet is an interstellar spaceship transformed from a moon-like planet. Their purpose is to invade the earth and enslave humanity. "
Many people watch JOKER say this, their hearts have mentioned their eyes, they are full of consternation, is this not a plot only in science fiction? However, if you think about it carefully, it is indeed strange. If you suddenly get the kinetic energy to change the state of motion, then the scientific and technological content of the famous civilization on this planet is not low.
"But why is JOKER so sure?"
"That's right, it's not uncommon for Earth to have not been hit by a comet before. These coincidences say that white dots are not uncommon for hundreds of millions of years."
When the TV screen changed, the top view of the solar system was shown above. A red line marked the planet ’s orbit. JOKER explained:
You see, this planet ’s trajectory is very peculiar. It is far away. Suddenly a big turn came to the place of the sun, flying straight toward the earth, and they noticed that the planet first bypassed the sun, and then intercepted the earth with precision, which felt like a precise Guided interceptor missiles take full account of the target ’s orbit, and even more terrible is that this planet is not affected by the gravity of the sun, no ... It should be said that the full use of the gravity of the sun is extremely exaggerated and difficult. Intercept the earth, should you understand this? "
People have been stunned, even if the popularity of compulsory education is worse, JOKER has explained this with pictures and texts, can't you understand?
"I believe many people should understand what I mean now. The reason why I will not panic is because since the other party is going to invade the earth, it is impossible to directly hit this planet towards the earth, right? The collision will cause the earth to be crushed. What does a crushed earth mean to this group of invaders? "
Yup! Could it have done so many troubles around a big bend, just to make your aircraft collide with this planet, and then die together and get nothing? Isn't that a lack of attention? !
"I depend, why haven't I thought about it before? It's not reasonable at all!"
"Yes, JOKER is right, what does a destroyed earth mean to those aliens?"
JOKER's explanation continues, he said: "Even if the law of survival of the universe is dark, you must always take care of your own interests. The premise of launching a war of destruction should be that there are resources that make hunters ecstatic, regardless of whether the earth is there or not. This kind of resource, anyway, a week later, the planet will automatically deviate from orbit, and then the aliens above will get off at the station, at that time is the beginning of the end of the war. "
The people on earth immediately recovered from the joy of just now, and listened carefully to the words of JOKER. Since the aliens are coming, then this battle is inevitable.
"I want you to guarantee that when the planet deviates from the earth, it will be crushed by me directly, first give the other party a horse power, otherwise you will be on a moon-sized planet. Who knows how many alien warriors will come?"
"Therefore, I need the warriors from all over the world to join together immediately. This war is named the Battle of the Earth. It is a war where the warriors of the earth pay their lives for their hometown. Your opportunity to prove your worth is coming!"
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