Translator:
CatCyan_
Editor:
Zayn_
Hearing Fatty’s last sentence, Su Bai and Gyatso looked at each other. That sounded much more like Seven. Although he always seemed to be so nice and merciful, he could always be stubborn; sometimes he could even amaze others. In a word, he never had any weak points like other monks.
Fatty stayed in the bathtub, while Su Bai and Gyatso went out for a walk in the mortuary. Liang was guiding some workers to repair the mortuary houses, but when he met Su Bai and Gyatso, he pretended that he didn’t see them at all. It was unlikely for these students to be as forgiving as Lam.
After walking for a while, it was dinner time. Kuan had made a large amount of meal for the workers. Su Bai didn’t consider himself to be a guest that needed to be invited or served, just took a bowl and a pair of chopsticks, filled the bowl with rice and some cuisines and went back to the room for dinner. Just when he finished eating, Gyatso walked in and threw a bag into Su Bai’s hands. He opened it and found it was full of red beads.
Did you rob someone?
Su Bai asked. It was clearly much more than they could possibly afford.
I just begged for some help.
Gyatso didn’t say anything more about that.
Let’s get ready. Lam insisted that we go out and get those zombies back tonight.
Su Bai took a red bead, put it into his mouth and chewed it like a candy. Gyatso said he begged for help, but Su Bai wouldn’t believe that. He must have found the Tibetan sellers nearby and gotten these from them. Did he force them by violence? Su Bai didn’t know and didn’t care.
I’m taking these pills as blood supplement, do you think there’s gonna be a problem with my sexual ability?
Su Bai remembered this stuff could be used for enhancing sexual ability.
As far as I know, zombies have slow-moving blood and they’re cold as a result. Your cavernous body down there, can you get it up without sufficient blood? Or should I ask, will it ever be potent again?
Gyatso suddenly showed him a meaningful smile.
Su Bai smiled and changed the subject:
That night, did anything happen to you, too?
Gyatso nodded. From a Buddhist to a devil, a lot of things had changed, more than just his way of enhancement. Most importantly, his attitude was influenced. The polite and refined person he used to be would never joke like this.
Well, it suits you. Now you seem much nicer and more friendly.
Su Bai patted on Gyatso’s shoulder. Everyone might have his or her own secret or experience, Su Bai wouldn’t ask if Gyatso was not willing to tell.
After this story world ends, I’ll take you to downtown and have some fun.
Fatty also walked in with a bowl. His steps seemed to be floppy since he still needed a lot more time to fully recover.
Do we have to go out with Lam to fight against evil?
Fatty’s face was twisted.
Why not knock him out like last time? Then we can tie him up and wait until the deadline comes.
Su Bai shook his head,
No, we can’t do that. Last time was a mistake, and it was Lam’s fault. But he’s the mission. Only once, it can be forgiven; twice, it must be opportunistic. Dreadful Radio will punish us for that.
Fatty put his tongue out.
Fine, you got the point. Then let’s go fighting tonight. By the way, look at us! Lam’s hurt, I’m hurt, you’re still recovering, and this stupid Tibetan monk has gone into evil or something, and god knows how much of his capability is left! It would be a compliment if we’re called a mob! We’re just a team of disabled personnel!
Gyatso glanced over Fatty, and Fatty stared back. Their sights met for a moment and instantly separated. Apparently, Su Bai was not the only one who noticed Gyatso’s change. Fatty was a good observer.
Let’s take one step at a time. We can’t let Lam go by himself, but if there’s any danger or accident, we don’t have to keep fighting, just run away with Lam. And Lam won’t insist on staying, ‘cause he’s not that stubborn, otherwise he wouldn’t let those zombies leave that night.
Just then, Lam came, wearing his Taoist frock. It was alright dark outside.
Su Bai took another red bead. He was just joking with Gyatso. Only the essence of blood in these red beads would be absorbed, so it wouldn’t be a problem for him.
Fatty moved close to Su Bai and asked,
What are you eating? Smells good.
Candies.
Su Bai answered.
Can I have one?
Fatty said beamingly.
Sure, open your mouth.
Ah…
Fatty immediately opened his mouth.
Su Bai took a handful and threw them into Fatty’s mouth.
Fatty chewed them for a while and swallowed all. Then he smacked with his lips,
Didn’t tasted as good as I thought. A little fishy.
…
There hasn’t been any report about zombie attacks these days. As far as I’m concerned, there are two possibilities: first, the Zombie King might be hiding because he was seriously injured, and those zombies are protecting him; second, those zombies are haunting villages in the mountains instead of towns and cities, so maybe some villages are already destroyed, we just don’t know it yet.
Lam said while leading the way.
I vote for the latter. The Zombie King needs fresh blood for his recovery, and those zombies must have become even more vicious after they were freed from your control. They won’t be harmless.
Kuan and Liang were ordered to stay in the mortuary, so there were only the four of them.
Gyatso and Lam were discussing where to go, Su Bai and Fatty were following. Fatty had grown proud below the navel and even his crotch was held up as a small tent. He could barely walk.
Fatty, we’re going zombie hunting, not to catch some beautiful fox demon. What are you exited for?
Su Bai knew what was wrong with him, but he just pretended to no nothing at all and enjoyed making fun of Fatty.
I’m just young and energetic, ha ha, young and energetic.
Fatty was also confused. Soon after they started off, he began to get erected involuntarily.
Maybe we should take a break while you go into the woods and rub one out?
Without porn? And all by hand? I’d hurt myself!
Then find a tree hole or something. Usually there would be moss as lubrication.
Hey, can you stop being so sarcastic?
Fatty was a little angry. He looked around.
How much further do we have to go?
I think we’re almost there. Look, there’s a village in front of us. If all people in that village are dead, we are really close. If they are alive, we still have a long way to go.
That sounds like postmodernism.
And you look like a damn fat guy who can barely walk. Wait! Stop here!
Su Bai suddenly sensed something, raised his hand and signaled all the others.
I smelled something.
Lam started unpacking his tools without a doubt. Although there were monks and Taoists among them, no one could know zombies better than a zombie himself.
Gyatso said,
I’ll go take a look.
Then he walked forward while others waited there.
Ten minutes later, Gyatso was back and said,
The whole village has been massacred by zombies.
They went in the village. There were dead bodies everywhere, and most of them were torn apart and damaged badly.
Su Bai sat down by a well while Lam and Gyatso kept searching around. Fatty wanted to join their search, but he was tired and discomfortable because of his erection. Seeing Su Bai sitting by the well, he walked to Su Bai and sat by his side.
Fatty, did you see a dead woman?
SU Bai suddenly asked.
Damn you, Bai, can’t you just be a little descent? A little optimistic, upright, aspiring!
Oh.
Su Bai nodded, soaking in his thoughts.
The water, is it fresh from the well?
Fatty touched the water. Even in the summer, the water was still cold. It was in the mountain, the well water was similar to a spring.
Yep.
Fatty was tired and thirsty, so without more chatting, he grabbed the bucket, took a few gulps, closed his eyes and poured the cold water onto his face.
Ha! That feels good!
Fatty felt so comfortable and refreshed.
Su Bai looked at Fatty with surprise.
Fatty looked at himself and asked,
What?
Did you see a dead woman?
The cold water made me calm again. See this?
Fatty straddled. His penis was no longer stiff.
Su Bai stood up and put his hands against the well:
I asked if you saw the dead woman, why show me your crotch? See, there’s a dead woman in the well, swelling because of bloated cadaver and the water.
Ewwww…
Fatty immediately kneeled and started throwing up.
