Vol 2 Chapter 1006: Time for two songs

Nezha didn't wait for Li Jing's order, but the moment he recovered, he raised the tip of the fire spear and pounced on Li Mu, his pretty face full of hideous jade.
He has great powers, and he has been arrogant since he was a child. He has always only bullied people, and when has he been bullied.
At the thought of doing such a shameful thing with his Laozi under the eyes of everyone, Nezha was furious, and wanted to shoot Li Mu three shots and six holes, pierce him with a cool heart, and then thwart him before he could be shaved. The hatred in his heart.
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A feather slipped off.
Music is coming again.
Li Jing's order was interrupted again. He changed his costume again, cap and jacket, holding the microphone in his hand, and his face was full of vicissitudes: "I was drunk that night, holding your hand, talking indiscriminately, just looking at the depression in my heart. Thoughts, frantic expressions, my fascinated eyes can no longer see your expression..."
Really impulsive punishment.
Li Mu doesn't expect to be able to conquer Li Jing with a single song.
Usually, after the death of a large community, the person involved will have several behaviors, one is to escape, the other is to break the can, and the other is crazy revenge...
Li Jing occupied the position of Marshal of the Heavenly Soldiers and Horses, and suddenly suffered this humiliation. Regardless of whether he had strong psychological endurance or not, his future was definitely ruined.
The Jade Emperor would not use a heavenly king with a stain on his back.
After all, Li Jing played such a MV, and in front of the heavenly soldiers and generals, there is no majesty at all.
When the soldiers saw him, they would think of his embarrassment today.
How can Li Jing convince the public?
Continue to let him command the soldiers and horses of the Heavenly Court, do you want the Jade Emperor's face any more?
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The client asked not to fight and kill, which cut off the possibility of Li Mu's slow negotiation, which required him to maintain an absolute advantage from the beginning.
He must be so strong that everyone dare not resist.
Do it all at once, second time tired, third time exhausted.
Li Mu firmly believes that as long as he perseveres, even if there is great resentment in Li Jing's heart, it will eventually be eliminated.
Thinking about it this way, it's nice not to turn Li Jing and his son into dogs.
Turning into dogs has made them unanimous.
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this time.
Nezha's appearance in Mv is a sad heroine, and the content of the performance is also simple, wearing a skirt, walking around with sadness and pain.
"...I speak to myself, simple thoughts, in your opinion, this is a joke at all, so I am sad..."
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Li Jing was immersed in the mood of Mv and couldn't help himself. He didn't know what he was thinking, would he regret the impulse just now!
However, the 100,000 tenguls lost their voice at the same time when Li Jing's singing sounded. They looked at Li Jing and his son with special sympathy.
of course.
More of it is not knowing what to do, whether to advance or retreat.
Just now, they all heard Taibaijinxing’s order, but Li Jing’s two orders were interrupted by Li Xiaobai...
It stands to reason.
Li Xiaobai turned all of them into dogs. They should hate Li Xiaobai. Even if there is no giant spirit, they should take the initiative to attack. Presumably Li Jing will not blame...
But if Li Xiaobai didn't shake his shoulders and didn't move his shoulders, Li Jing and his sons were tortured to death. All the dogs had numb scalp. Unknowingly, their hatred eased a lot.
Just wait and see!
Anyway, there is no military order from the marshal, and they cannot be faulted without attacking.
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Dense dark clouds obscured the sky. Li Mu looked up and couldn't see anything, but he still showed a mysterious smile.
No matter who is on it, as long as they can see, laugh first before talking.
At least let them know that if you know their existence, you can bluff for a while.
"Jiu Yao Xing Jun, please come out for a comment." After laughing, Li Mu turned to the position of Jiu Yao Xing Jun just now.
Entry point.
Wuyang Wuyang's are all dogs, he can't tell who is Jiuyao Xingjun and who is an ordinary heavenly soldier!
Jiu Yao Xingjun hesitated for a moment, and got out of the dog group.
Dachshund, Yorkshire, Cocker Spaniel, Foxhound, Saluki, Neapolitan Mastiff, Mini Doberman, Rottweiler, Labrador.
The nine star monarchs have become nine different breeds of dogs, big and small, and of different body types.
But without exception, the hair is smooth, and the single dog becomes a dog without defects.
"What are the instructions of the Lingshan Buddha?" Sun Yao Xingjun stepped forward and asked in a deep voice. After seeing Li Xiaobai's methods, his attitude finally became much more humble.
"Xingjun, am I wrong?" Li Mu asked with a smile.
"..." Sun Yao Xingjun froze, sweat gushing out instantly.
He subconsciously spit out his tongue, allowing sweat to overflow along the tip of the tongue, but soon he realized that this image was a bit indecent, and quickly retracted his tongue.
but.
There is still a lot of sweat overflowing from the corners of the mouth, and the side of the mouth is wet and even more embarrassed.
Li Xiaobai singled out one hundred thousand heavenly soldiers!
The coach is still singing over there, what is his answer?
The ghost knows if Li Xiaobai has any other ways to torture people...
The question of this sentence is really shameful, and it is not right for him to decide if it is wrong!
"Heh!" Li Mu smiled contemptuously, and his clear voice echoed in the air, "Xingjun, I testify with love. I don't want to fight or kill the most. My only wish is to see lovers in the world finally get married. My dream is that I hold a blind date meeting in Wuzhuangguan, is it wrong?"
"..." Sun Yao Xingjun looked at Li Mu, frantically complaining in his heart, but still did not dare to answer.
The other eight star monarchs watched their noses and their hearts, and regarded themselves as transparent people.
"Brother Zhenyuan Dao is reasonable and lent his dojo. Why does his Jade Emperor take care of his nosy?" Li Mu sneered, "He knows that he has sent one hundred thousand heavenly soldiers to take me in the future, you say, he is afraid. What? Afraid that my blind date will shake the rule of the Heavenly Court? Afraid that his position as the Jade Emperor will not be preserved?"
Below, Zhenyuan Daxian's face was black and white, even if Li Xiaobai was forcibly tied onto the boat, he did not dare to argue.
He has already seen that Li Xiaobai is a lunatic, as long as he dares to speak, whether it is a dog or singing, he will always come the same. Instead of doing it like that, it is better to be a quail honestly and still have a little dignity. …
"...This is the best punishment for impulse..." Li Jing's singing continued.
Sun Yao Xingjun felt that he could not be silent all the time, and bit his head and said: "Lingshan Buddha, your fault is that you should not send the invitation to the heavenly court. The heavenly court expressly forbids the gods to talk about love, you send the invitation for the blind date meeting to the heavenly court. , Is tantamount to openly provoking the Jade Emperor..."
"Mortals can have love, why can't gods?" Li Mu asked with a smile.
"The immortal gods are immortal. Once they are emotional, the Three Realms will be in chaos." Sun Yao Xingjun was silent for a long time and said a word.
"Yin-yang reconciliation is the right way between heaven and earth, and the world will be messed up wherever you are emotional." Li Mu chuckled lightly, glanced at the group of dumb dogs, and raised the volume, "Xingjun, I want to know how to become a dog. ?"
The ears of a hundred thousand dogs stood up at the same time, and the Jiu Yao Xingjun trembled together, and at the same time gave birth to a bad feeling in his heart.
"After becoming a dog, there is no other solution unless it is kissed by a true lover." With a smile on the corner of Li Mu's mouth, he calmly said the solution for a single dog.
Say it all.
The dogs were in an uproar.
No one thought it would be such a solution after becoming a dog!
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Guanyin Bodhisattva frowned.
"It's so!" The old mother Li Shan glanced at Guanyin, and suddenly understood the reason for Guanyin Bodhisattva's nervousness. Li Xiaobai used the technique of changing the dog to restrain the whole Buddhism.
Taishang Laojun looked at Li Xiaobai in a daze, with a hesitant look on his face, and he hadn't spoken for a long time. Li Xiaobai had more than restrained Buddhism, even he had restrained.
He doesn't understand the principle of the dog-changing technique, and doesn't want to test it personally. If he gets a trick, let him, a man who lives with the world and earth, find a kiss of true love. Does he need a face?
This Li Xiaobai, who came from outside the domain, really made Laojun feel tricky.
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"Really?" Sun Yao Xingjun asked with a trembling voice.
"It's true." Li Muja said first, "Xingjun, this is a Taoist technique from outside the territory, and no one knows its solution better than me."
Several star gentlemen looked at each other, feeling waves of irritability in their hearts. How easy was it to look for a kiss of true love with a dog? Didn't this push them on the road to the absolute?
One hundred thousand heavenly soldiers and generals, looking for one hundred thousand kisses of true love?
"Xingjun, from the moment you became dogs, you were destined to fight against Tiantiao in order to restore your human form." Li Mu smiled and asked, "Now, do you still think Tiantiao is reasonable?"
The stars are silent.
"Furthermore, even if you take me down and kill me, will the Jade Emperor really allow you to find the kiss of true love and restore your body?" Li Muduo forced each other, "In the Jade Emperor's eyes, is this again? What about the provocation to Tiantiao?"
Jiuyao Xingjun was sweating profusely, and at the same time stretched out his tongue to gasp.
"Of course, the Jiu Yaoxing ruler is highly powerful, and the Jade Emperor may be extra-lawful and allow you to find your own love." Li Mu said, "But for the Jade Emperor, one hundred thousand heavenly soldiers and generals, for the Jade Emperor, perhaps, kill ten. Ten thousand dogs, cover up the scandal, and it will be more appropriate to change a batch of heavenly soldiers!"
Li Mu's voice was not loud, but after adding mana, it clearly passed into the ears of every heavenly soldier.
Wow!
There was a tumult.
The boiling sound of the dogs actually covered Li Jing's singing. It's about their own safety, no one cares about what Li Jing and his son are singing!
Heavenly soldiers are not machines or puppets. They have their own thinking and can be easily distinguished. What Li Xiaobai said is the truth.
If there is only one solution to becoming a dog, then for the Jade Emperor, it is undoubtedly the easiest way to cover up the scandal.
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"Zhuxin's words."
Lu Ren sighed again, looking at Li Xiaobai in the sky, his expression inevitably a bit complicated.
Monkey King was silent. When Li Xiaobai's behavior became more and more extraordinary, and even the solution to dog art was exposed, he began to doubt the true intentions of the ancestor sending Li Xiaobai?
Did this little junior with great magical powers really make him understand the great path of love?
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Li Mu waited quietly for the heavenly soldiers to digest the news he had revealed, and looked up at the sky again, guarding against the diamond or jade bottle that might fall from the sky.
"...I still believe that God made you and me meet..."
Another MV ends.
Li Jing, who withdrew from Mv, no longer hesitated, and waved his flag: "The whole army will attack."
No one moved.
To be precise, none of the dogs move.
Li Jing couldn't help but stunned. He glanced at Li Xiaobai, who was standing with a smile, and raised the flag again: "All soldiers and soldiers, listen to my orders and punish Li Xiaobai!"
Still no one moved, Li Jing's face suddenly became unsightly: "Jiu Yao Xingjun!"
The stars turned their heads and looked at Li Jing. They were silent, and they also had to think about their future.
Behind.
The Jingba turned into a giant spirit lowered his voice and said hurriedly: "Heavenly king, the solution to the art of turning a dog is the kiss of the person who has found true love. All soldiers are worried about their future."
"..." Li Jing was taken aback, and the music started again, and he was dragged into the MV again.
The protagonist this time is Nezha.
Their role calls, Li Jing once again played the MV heroine.
"The rain drenched the sky, and it was ruined very carefully. You said you don't understand why holding hands at this time, I dried up and silenced, very impulsive in regret, even if it was a mistake, I was afraid of missing it..."
Jay Chou’s "Give Me Time for a Song".
Li Mu couldn't help it either. He was clever and clear. When Li Jing gave the order, Nezha, the bastard, sneaked out the gold brick and planned to smash him.
Nezha's heart is black and hot, Li Mu couldn't help watching him smash the bricks over, naturally another Mv greeted him.
The reason why he didn't turn him into a dog was mainly because Nezha had a grumpy temperament and became a dog. This kid also dared to jump over and bit him, and it was faster to trap him with Mv.
The temper is going to be sharpened in a hurry.
Either keep singing, or give in!
Li Mu only intends to give Li Jing and his son two choices.
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Li Jing's military orders are no longer effective.
The big guys in the sky didn't seem to mean to attack.
Li Mu made a decision.
Controlling the instability, Li Mu continued to use his mouthpiece: "Everyone, I just turned you into a dog, but the Jade Emperor will kill you. I turned you into a dog, because you don’t ask for anything. When I came to kill me, I had no other choice but to stop you; but the Jade Emperor wanted your life without giving any reason. A sentence that insults the majesty of the heavens may condemn you. I have compassion in my heart and will not kill evil, jade The emperor is in a high position, and all beings are ants. You judge right and wrong..."
There was silence.
Does it matter who is and who is?
The result is already like this, all they need to do is stand in line!
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Under the ginseng tree.
Great Immortal Zhenyuan looked at Li Xiaobai in the sky with a complicated expression: "The Jade Emperor has lost this round! Qingfeng Mingyue, prepare to hold a blind date meeting!"
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"Lingshan Buddha, what should we do?" A voice suddenly appeared among the dogs.
"Lingshan Buddha, please help us." It was another different voice.
"Lingshan Buddha, please save us..."
The noise broke out, and the heavenly soldiers finally broke through themselves and were no longer silent.
"Follow me!" Li Mu pressed his hands down and motioned for the dogs to calm down. He smiled like a saint and said slowly, "How can there be no love in the world? I will end the trouble that I have caused myself, God. If the rule is unreasonable, we will change the rule of heaven. Whoever dares to stop us will turn him into one of us and compare our hearts to our hearts. I think the Jade Emperor will understand us in the end..."
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Above the clouds.
Really didn't use the sword!
Lao Li Shan couldn't help looking at Laojun Taishang: "Laojun, Li Xiaobai..."
"I'll talk later." Laojun Taishang pressed his hand slightly, looked at the Guanyin Bodhisattva, and asked, "Bodhisattva, do you still need to throw him a bottle. If you don't lose it, the old Dao will leave."
"You can't hit it!" Guanyin Bodhisattva shook his head, his gaze shifted from the face of Laojun Taishang to the face of Lao Li Shan, and said calmly, "Laojun, Lao Lishan, and Li Xiaobai disturb the Three Realms, and it is not just Buddhism that is harmful. , And Heavenly Court, facing the enemy of this world, we should be the same enemy. If you have any information, please don’t hide it..."