Vol 2 Chapter 1014: Confession

Li Mu took his group of dogs and flew past King Chiguo and others.
The performance of Uranus and Xing Su Wangqing in Mv didn't realize it. The people under their command didn't dare to stop, so they backed away and gave way.
The heavenly court is strictly hierarchical, and the guards of the heavenly soldiers are at the bottom, so climbing upward is basically impossible.
In the heavens and stars, the fairy officials have a carrot and a pit, and most of them are arranged.
Some even hold multiple positions, that is, serve as a errand under this emperor, and hang a name under that emperor, and enjoy many resources. Most of the gods are immortal.
Unless there is a major event such as Marshal Canopy, General Roller Blind, who made a mistake and was demoted to the mortal world, there will be basically no change in position.
But such incidents are usually rare, and even if the position is vacated, they will not have the turn of these little heaven soldiers, and they may be given a part-time job by some god.
This situation basically cuts off the possibility of ordinary heavenly soldiers rising, and class consolidation is quite serious.
The immediate boss was restrained, and the soldiers under them chose to lie flat as they should. There was no military order anyway, and the guy on the opposite side was so terrifying.
At the beginning.
Monkey King made a noise in the Heavenly Palace, and a golden cudgel would die next to him, and he would die if he touched it. Who remembers the heavenly soldiers and generals he killed?
Monkey Sun is standing beside Li Xiaobai!
Terror plus terror equals great terror.
Who falls in love with whom...
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The MV is coming to an end.
Li Mu's Tengu team went deep into the heaven.
In the clouds, in the looming palace, one head after another poked out, there are guards, fairies, cranes, and phoenixes...
Every pair of eyes looked curiously at Li Xiaobai and his dog army, as well as the background of the peculiar Mv, either frightened or curious.
This is the first time someone has used such a weird method to break into the Nantian Gate.
Twenty-eight nights and the subordinates of the three kings were left behind by Li Mu, armed with knives and guns, struggling to advance and retreat.
Li Mu fascinated and took in the clean air, and scanned the architecture of the Heavenly Court, feeling that everything is so familiar. After so many worlds, the Heavenly Court of Journey to the West is the most magnificent, grand to shocking, customer Lu Ren Tensed his nerves, looking up at the novel world, he was already speechless.
"Old pig never thought that one day he would come back in such a way." Zhu Bajie muttered, holding the flag high, his eyes gleaming with excitement.
Sun Wukong saw many familiar things in Li Xiaobai's hot eyes. The experience of the junior brother seemed to be richer than that of him. He looked in the direction of the Lingxiao Palace.
At the beginning, he was outside the High Heaven Hall and was suppressed by the Tathagata!
An unbearable past came back to his mind, and Monkey King's eyes narrowed subconsciously: "Xiao Bai, don't you want to fight?"
"Don't fight!" Li Mu resolutely said, "Brother Monkey, my magical powers are not good at fighting. If we fight, we will lose."
Monkey King scratched his cheeks without refuting.
I knew my family's affairs and had been under the Five Elements Mountain for 500 years. Some things he had long wanted to understand. With his skills, he really couldn't beat the whole heaven.
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As the MV came to an end, Li Mu stopped and looked behind him.
King Chiguo was holding half of a bearskin, half of his face turned into a skeleton, in the raging fire, stepping on high heels, wearing only underwear, exposed waist and thighs, frozen in an extremely coquettish posture.
Twenty-eight nights, they wore red skirts, grid skirts and other fancy dresses, twisting and swaying crazily...
Nearly ten thousand heavenly soldiers under their command lined up on both sides, looking at the dancing boss, and then at Li Xiaobai and others, standing in panic.
"Will it drop?" Li Mu asked suddenly.
"First descend to be a human, then descend to a dog." The 100,000 ten thousand dogs watched and echoed in unison. When Li Xiaobai passed through the subordinates of the Heavenly King, they were disappointed, but when Li Xiaobai turned around, they suddenly became excited. .
Who wants to be a dog alone?
Of course, the more unlucky people, the better.
It's like rolling a snowball. The more people there are, the greater the chance of Li Xiaobai's success.
Even for themselves, they have to be crazy.
"Will it drop?" The 100,000 tenguo shouted in unison, their voices shook the sky.
The soldiers under the command of King Chiguo hesitated.
Li Mu smiled slightly, and there were more than 10,000 more dogs in the heavenly court. You don't need to talk so much nonsense with the heavenly soldiers, just do it directly.
Take the risk alone and wait for the enemy.
Deterrence must be the first priority.
It is to change the dog with one word, only in this way, in the subsequent persuasion to surrender, there will be no resistance.
The newly formed dog group on the opposite side was panicked.
In the sky, countless pairs of watching eyes flickered at the same time.
Li Mu turned to Jiuyao Xingjun and said, "Xingjun, the aftermath is left to you. I gathered up the dogs and explained their stakes, knowing it with affection, and moving it for profit."
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Under the leadership of Jiuyao Xingjun, a group of dogs swarmed up to meet the new companions who became dogs.
"Don’t panic, everyone, I’m the sun king, changing a dog is just a stopgap measure. Lingshan Buddha is kind, and it’s better to be a dog than to fight for life and to lose your life. After this turmoil, the lives of all the princes will usher in a new life. Variety…"
"The art of becoming a dog requires the kiss of true love to be lifted. Resistance is of no avail. Following the Lingshan Buddha will give you a chance to regain your human form."
"This is a catastrophe, but also an opportunity. The day when the Lingshan Buddha rises, is the time when power is redistributed..."
"Seeing your ugly attitude on the peak, becoming a dog is your first line of life."
"Early and late will be dropped. Lingshan Buddha takes action and never leaves freely. When your lord is about to land, you still have to go through this situation."
"Life is like sex. Since you can't resist, it's better to calm down and enjoy it, and watch others continue to be by life. Why not do it."
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With all kinds of persuasion,
With 100,000 old dogs talking about their pros and cons, there is always a reason to touch the hearts of newborn dogs.
Work for a while.
The new dog merges with the original dog group.
It was not only because of the persuasion of Jiu Yao Xingjun and others, but also because their boss was angrily preparing for revenge after withdrawing from the MV, but in a blink of an eye, he was controlled by the song again.
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"Later, I finally learned how to love..."
"Write to tell me what color the sea is today."
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The music of various tunes sounded instantly, and with the power of the kingdom's heavenly king and others' complete resistance, he entered the Mv again, singing and performing with emotion.
Such supernatural powers instantly overwhelmed the heavenly soldiers.
In the current situation, Li Mu has no time to think about his mood or anything. Therefore, it has caused various tunes to be mixed together and messed up like a KTV with each box open. It is completely unappreciated of beauty.
However, Li Mu didn't originally come to have a party, he was here to negotiate!
Therefore, after using Mv to calm the twenty-eight nights and the others, he continued with the group of dogs and rushed in the direction of the High Heaven Palace.
From time to time along the way, Lingguan Tian will jump out to intercept.
On-duty generals such as Yunzhongjun, Lingguan and so on.
Seeing these people, Li Mu didn't say anything but an Mv was lost.
Take advantage of the trend to turn their men into dogs, and let Jiu Yao Xingjun and other dogs come to persuade them.
A set of movements are smooth and flowing, extremely proficient.
Where he walked, there were gods who sang, or focused on performances, and they were wonderful.
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"Brother Whoops, hi, hello. I'm not Brother Whoops, I'm Uncle Giant Cannon..."
"...A cup of respect to the morning sun, a cup of respect to the moonlight..."
"...Although I am a cowboy, I only drink milk in the bar..."
"...You use that fiery lips to make me feel endless ecstasy at midnight..."
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Along the way, chickens and dogs danced, and the demons danced wildly, and there was really no one who could hand out a weapon.
Monkey King was speechless.
This is the real riot in the Heavenly Palace!
After this battle, his younger brother's reputation is probably to be famous in the Three Realms, overshadowing him as a big brother.
Zhu Bajie and the others were surging, they had long since thrown their scruples about the Jade Emperor out of the clouds. What three clears and four imperials, how can there be such mana? Li Xiaobai is the real great supernatural power!
Worth it!
Worth it!
After winning this battle, they are afraid that they are really going to rise to the top. Lingshan Buddha said that they are optimistic about them.
Otherwise, why he tortured so many people, but was so tolerant to them from beginning to end...
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"Wang Lingguan was made by Li Xiaobai and sang in the Bell and Drum Tower."
"Mr Yunzhong played a princess disease with a court lady outside the Ling Palace..."
"General Tao was controlled by Li Xiaobai outside the Dade Hall...
"The guards of the heavenly soldiers along the way were all turned into dogs by Li Xiaobai. Today, his group of dogs is close to 200,000."
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Snow-like information spread to the High Heaven Hall like crazy, all of it was bad news.
The Jade Emperor's face was dark like the bottom of a pot, and he patted the table heavily: "Wen Zhong, why is Lei Bu still not doing it? Are you waiting for Li Xiaobai to let me jump on the High Heaven Hall? What about Erlang Shen, tune. He went to heaven to capture the enemy, why is he so slow?"
Things quickly got out of control, and the Jade Emperor became more and more anxious, so that he lost control of his emotions.
Qunchen was speechless.
Li Xiaobai's speed was too fast and his methods were brutal, which made them panic.
For fear of being hit by Li Xiaobai's move, he would be ugly.
Not all the heavenly immortals are good at fighting.
And watching what Li Xiaobai did, he didn't seem to be a reasonable person at all.
Many immortal officials even started to complain in their hearts. The Jade Emperor had nothing to do, what did he do to provoke this lunatic?
Otherwise, why the trouble can't end now.
Even if it subsides in the future, the impact will not disappear for a while.
But one thing makes the gods feel strange.
In normal times, there was such a big disturbance in the heavens. It’s too late for the old monarch, Yuanshi Tianzun and others to come out to deal with the aftermath. Now there is no one to show up, as if just letting Li Xiaobai toss, and I don’t know that these bigwigs are thinking about it. What?
Do the big guys want to use Li Xiaobai's hand to beat the Jade Emperor?
"Twelve Yuanchen, you go to Ziwei Palace, Yuqing Mansion, Three Continents and Ten Islands separately, please Emperor Ziwei, Emperor Changsheng, and Emperor Donghua, rush to the Lingxiao Palace to defend the enemy..."
He was in a hurry to go to the doctor, and his eyes were unable to stop Li Xiaobai. The Jade Emperor made the worst plan and dragged the other emperors onto the thief ship to accompany him to face the embarrassing situation together, so that Li Xiaobai could be restrained. Once he can't help it, everyone will fall into the water, so he won't be embarrassed by himself.
"Mr. Five Stars, you go out to assist Wen Zhong and intercept Li Xiaobai!" The Jade Emperor looked around the group of officials and sent out the only combat power left in the Lingxiao Palace. The situation was promoted. The Four Saints of the North Pole, the Four Gods and other powerful soldiers from the heavens were too late. Mobilize here.
Since he took the throne, the Jade Emperor has never fought such an embarrassing battle, and he is really embarrassed.
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Lunar Star Monarch and Queen Mother of the West came to Heavenly Court from Guanghan Palace and Yaochi respectively, looking at the messy Lingxiao Palace.
The two big men who are in charge of the most female fairies in the heavenly court looked at each other, and their faces were not very pretty.
At the beginning, it was because they filed a complaint that this disaster triggered, if the heavenly court fell into Li Xiaobai's hands if it couldn't be handled properly, what should their female fairies do?
What is in the name of love?
Li Xiaobai clearly wanted to hit the idea of ​​their female fairies, not as a rafter...
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Deep in the clouds.
The thunder light flickered, and Puhua Tianzun led the gods of the Thunder Ministry, looking down at the chaos below, the five thunder messengers, the Feng Bo Yushi, and the thunder father and the electric mother, each holding a magic weapon, none of them dared to make a move.
Without him.
The supernatural powers displayed by Li Xiaobai are too amazing. If they can't be killed, Leibu gods are afraid that none of them can escape...
"Tianzun, do we really want to hit him with thunder?" Feng Boyuan asked in a sober voice, "At the beginning, Erlang took the Monkey King and locked the Pipa bone. We hit him with sky thunder and never hurt him. Sun Wukong treated him. According to the plan, Li Xiaobai’s supernatural powers are clearly superior to Monkey King..."
I really don't want to come, I haven't been scammed by Zhang Tianshi!
Wen Zhong looked at the Lingxiao Hall, the Five Star Lord flew out of the palace and came straight to him. He frowned and gritted his teeth and said: "In an array, use five thunders to smash him, hitting a great achievement, and he won’t die. , I am going to apologize in front of him because I will not make him irritate and wait."
"Yes, Tianzun."
The five thunder envoys responded, each holding the magic weapon, mobilizing the sky thunder, and aiming at Li Xiaobai below.
The wind and thunder rolled, and the electric lights flickered.
Li Mu, who had been alerting his surroundings, stood upside down, raised his head sharply, looked at the place where lightning gathered in the sky, secretly said a bad sound, and subconsciously activated the skill of making the world full of love.
Let the world be filled with love, and the side effects will be too great, maybe all the members will die, and even he can't avoid it.
The consequences of using it are completely uncontrollable.
After using it once, Li Mu didn't plan to use it anymore, but when he watched the thunder and lightning gathered on his head, a group of thunder gods hid behind the clouds again, and the dog-changing technique was restricted.
How many people may not be able to control the MV?
Once there is a fish that slips through the net, he will finish playing.
If you don't use skills, you will lose all your previous efforts, and Li Mu can't manage that much.
The skill is out.
The wind disappeared.
The thunder that had just been raging disappeared instantly.
The gods of Leibu showed their bodies from behind the clouds, each of them with shame, Wen Zhong took the lead and clasped his fists to Li Mu: "Lingshan Buddha, attacked on the battlefield, it is ashamed to hear Zhongye!"
"No, Puhua Tianzun, everything is my fault, I caused the chaos." Li Mu was also guilty, looked around, apologized, "I could have used a gentler method to complete the task, but used By the most despicable means, the reputation of the stars has been ruined..."
"Li Xiaobai, don't say it, it's all my fault. Without my dream, how could you do such a thing? I am the one who should apologize." Lu Ren burst into tears, blushed, and roared hysterically. Said, "It's my fault, I shouldn't have come, if I don't come, there won't be so many wrong things..."
"It's my fault. Patriarch placed high hopes on me, but I have been unable to comprehend the avenue passed down by Patriarch for a long time. That is why you have done so many evil things, younger brother. All sins should be borne by the grandson!" Love's call Under the circumstances, Monkey King rushed to confess himself.
"Lingshan Buddha does not need to blame ourselves. Although we have become dogs, we do not resent anyone. Being a dog makes us experience a different kind of fun..."
"You have been able to say these words, I am very moved, I forgive you. There has never been a big person to apologize to us low-level soldiers!"
"Lingshan Buddha, you are also for our good..."