Vol 2 Chapter 1024: Misfortune to you is to love you

Looking at the Buddha Vajra Bodhisattva who suddenly twisted his waist and threw his hips to dance wildly in the direction of Buddhism.
The fairy gods between heaven and earth showed a momentary sluggishness.
"Improperly a rafter." The Jade Emperor shook his head slightly and cursed, but the smile in his eyes couldn't hide.
Sure enough, Li Xiaobai is a person of promise. He said to toss Buddhism and toss Buddhism. He did not perfuse him, and it is worthwhile that he was blooded to support him in convening this Rao Shizi's blind date meeting.
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"There are so many Bodhisattvas in Buddhism, but there is no power to fight back." Yuanshi Tianzun looked at him and sighed, "Old gentleman, there is a sky outside the sky, we must break the fourth wall as soon as possible to protect the creatures in this world."
"Tian Zun said it is quite true." Taishang Laojun's expression was a bit ugly. Li Xiaobai used magical powers on others with a disagreement, which brought him a great sense of insecurity.
Journey to the west, the old man opened the sky, made up the sky, and turned Hu into a Buddha...
He has paid too much for this world, and the world structure is inextricably linked to him.
It can be said that Lao Jun has deeper feelings for the world than anyone else.
However, the world that Lao Jun cherished was so insignificant in Li Xiaobai's eyes. Li Xiaobai's wanton destruction of order, whether the fairy Buddha or the creatures in the sky or the earth, was regarded by him as a tool, just to help him seek to open the fourth side. Wall approach.
Li Xiaobai seems to be kind, but he arbitrarily dictates anyone's behavior. He doesn't care about their dignity or their thoughts. His behavior is no different from demons.
Fortunately, what Li Xiaobai spread was the avenue of love, which did not bring blood and blood to the world.
But, what if there is another person in the upper realm of the lower realm?
At that time, how should they respond?
In the final analysis, only by breaking through the fourth wall, entering a higher world, and learning their magical powers, can the current crisis be resolved...
Lao Jun stared at Li Xiaobai below, and suddenly made up his mind, saying: "Tian Zun, Lao Dao has decided to follow Li Xiaobai's method to make it happen, and personally witness the possibility of the success of the road of love. See other ways to break through the fourth wall. , Just ask a few people."
"Lao Jun, you?" Yuanshi Tianzun was stunned.
"It's not like Li Xiaobai is joking. He said that Tang Seng and the few people are the masters of destiny and put all the focus on them. But except for Monkey King, the understanding of the others is really bad. Therefore, there must be someone among us. Go on this road." Taishang Laojun said, "The reason why Li Xiaobai acted recklessly is to force everyone to follow his path. If you don't want to be tossed by him, you will find a way to break through. Otherwise, let him. After tossing it down, before finding a way to break through the fourth wall, the Three Realms were destroyed by him. In public and private, I have to go this way."
Yuanshi Tianzun and Lingbao Daozun glanced at each other, and at the same time saluted the Taishang Laojun: "So, there will be Lao Dao ancestors!"
Grand Master nodded and turned to Li Shan's mother: "Friends of Li Shan, the two heavenly venerables have come to enlighten the Dao by themselves. You and Li Xiaobai should be close. You should try to dissuade him and don't let his affairs go too far."
"Good." Li Shan's old mother replied.
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Li Mu's idea is very simple.
He wants to add a little atmosphere to the lively blind date meeting.
The gods in the heavenly court have been tossed by him, and it is obviously unreasonable to catch a sheep wool.
Besides, the Jade Emperor is now his ally.
Buddhism people have been fighting against him all the time, and there is no clear act of showing goodwill. Of course, the entertainment program falls on them, and they can beat Buddhism by the way.
After all, after Tang Seng and others had found a suitable object, they had to go on the path to learn the scriptures again.
This requires cooperation from Lingshan.
What Li Mu didn't expect was that when he beat the Bodhisattva, he also beat the people on the blind date stage.
Originally, Monkey King was picking and choosing, but when he saw the Bodhisattva above him suddenly became excited, his complexion changed slightly, and he quickly stopped his picking and choosing, and quickly completed the match with the purple-clothed fairy who admired him in Yaochi.
Affected by the big talk about Journey to the West, he is also particularly sensitive to purple.
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Xiao Bailong and Xie Zijing became a pair, and Monk Sha became a lonely man. At the moment when "Browsing Eyes" sounded, he knew that he could no longer escape, and he hesitated to hold hands with Mrs. Bone. , Regardless of whether it can be achieved or not, first choose the first one.
Lu Ren finally chose apricot tree spirit, he wanted to choose a fairy before.
But the fairies in both Yaochi and Moon Palace are obviously different from those in folk tales. After Monkey King and Monk Sha have completed the match, the fairies would rather look for the Jiuyao Xingjun who has become a dog rather than interact with him as a mortal.
He can only take second place.
Among the female elves, the apricot tree elves have the most gentle personality.
Rat spirits, spider spirits, etc. are too strong, Lu Ren worried that he would be wiped out by these female fairies in a sudden.
After all, when you are in love, you always have to say something about yourself, do some shy things, and you can't go anywhere with a big light bulb like Li Xiaobai.
For him, choosing the object first considers his own safety.
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When all members of the study group found a suitable object.
For Li Mu, the next blind date meeting became a garbage time.
He gathered the members of the learning group and stepped aside, smiling and watching the remaining fairies or fairies choose dogs on the stage, and even the vr didn't play it for them.
Before, Li Mu meticulously prepared VR for every female guest who participated in the election. In his original plan, he planned to let the people of the Confucian Study Group compare and choose the truly suitable objects from among them.
But halfway through the blind date, he suddenly realized that the people of Journey to the West were too reserved, and no amount of vr prepared would help. They were the first time they met with female fairies and fairies.
Like If You Are the One, it is impossible to understand each other through interaction between female and male guests.
Therefore, Li Mu decisively abandoned his previous thoughts and came to a mess of mandarin ducks.
Make a pair first, and if you really love something, you can slowly concoct it.
Perhaps the prizes he set were too generous.
In the end, none of the dogs on the stage were lost, and they were divided up by the enchantress and fairies.
There are no exceptions to the Tibetan Mastiff turned into the Black Bear Spirit, the German Shepherd turned into the Lingji Bodhisattva, and the Silky Stem turned into the Taibai Venus.
At the end of the blind date, a pretty girl squatted next to a droopy dog, hanging on the blind date stage of "love at first sight made in heaven", it looked like a pet competition at the moment.
When the Bodhisattva danced his eyebrows, the Luohan King Kong, who was not covered by mv, was filled with righteous indignation, each armed with weapons, swooped down from the sky, and wanted to kill Li Xiaobai.
Li Mu unceremoniously turned them into dogs. The stars who hadn't been turned into dogs for twenty-eight nights had swarmed up. One person hugged a dog and pulled aside.
Perceived that a society was happening around him, the faces of the Bodhisattvas who withdrew from the mv were extremely gloomy, but after all, they did not dare to attack Li Xiaobai again. The iron facts proved that the gap between them was too big, and they couldn't do anything if they didn't want to be embarrassed.
But the scenes that should be said still have to be said, Guanyin Bodhisattva asked Li Mu: "Wu Tianzun, I did not interfere with the blind date meeting, why teased me?"
Li Mu smiled and said, "Blind date meeting, song and dance are needed for fun," and he headed back lightly.
What is surprising is that such a nonsense reason unexpectedly caused several buddhist Buddhas to calm down and calm down, disappointing the heavenly people who were waiting for a good show.
In any case, the first blind date meeting organized by Li Xiaobai ended successfully.
Everyone on the stage has found their object.
Although the blind date meeting looked a little anticlimactic, and seemed to be unworthy of Li Xiaobai's previous massive havoc in the Heavenly Palace, the many fairy gods who watched in the sky did not think so.
In their opinion, the simpler Li Xiaobai's purpose is, the more true the avenue of love and the fourth wall will be.
then.
After the blind date meeting, all the gods in the sky and on the earth, whether they are humans or dogs, gave birth to strange thoughts. Maybe it's time to find someone.
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The end of the blind date meeting.
Li Mu presented prizes and thoughtfully formed a p for each pair of lovers, "The Queen of the Tang Dynasty, Sun Zi, Art of War, Pig Cui, is connected with the spirit of dragon and horse" and so on, so as to increase the intimacy between them.
As for supporting roles such as Taibai Jinxing, he summed up the past with a sentence of "beautiful women with dogs, forever."
Taibai Jinxing and the others were so embarrassed that they dared not speak.
At the end of the blind date meeting, while the newly formed couples of p were familiar with each other, Li Mu gathered all the big names participating in the meeting, concentrated on solving their questions, and by the way, considered how to redeploy a new path of learning.
"Tang Seng and others have found a suitable target. I don't know Wu Tianzun's next plan?" Yuan Shi Tianzun asked, "Will they get to know each other and understand the way of love? As far as I know, there are many people who love each other in the world, but There is almost nothing that can comprehend the magical powers of fellow Daoists, let alone break the fourth wall with this."
to be frank.
If it were not for Li Xiaobai's brilliant record, Yuanshi Tianzun would never ask such a naive question.
"That's because no one has ever thought about it before, and didn't even think about it. How can I enlighten you?" Li Mu smiled, "Chai, rice, oil, salt, sauce and vinegar tea is enough to occupy all the thoughts of every pair of mortals who love each other, don't Speaking of enlightenment, it is already great to be able to keep the old age together. Besides, Tianzun thinks that the beautiful love circulating in the world is really pure and true love?"
"..." Yuanshi Tianzun was stunned.
"Mighty cannot be surrendered, wealth cannot be licentious, you can sacrifice each other for each other. In the process of falling in love, I have never been tempted by the third person..." Li Mu looked around at the big brothers around him, "Can those lovers meet such conditions? If not, Talk about true love again?"
"Wu Tianzun, from your point of view, what is love?" Jade Emperor asked, "Can you enlighten the way by doing what you said?"
"I don't know. I only know that love can break the fourth wall, but I don't know how to break it." Li Mu shook his head and looked up to the sky. "Master and others sent me to this world. In order for me to find a way, I still don’t know exactly how to do it. Tang Seng and others are the best seeds we have chosen. Whether they can grow into towering trees in the end depends on your assistance."
"Then the magical powers you have?" Lingbao Dao Zun asked.
"It is the magical powers that we have obtained from a higher civilization, and they all serve love." Li Mu smiled. "If we didn't have these magical powers, we would not know that the key to breaking the fourth wall was the illusory true love. related."
"Wu Tianzun, you chose Tang Seng and others, is that the reason for my Buddhism?" Guanyin Bodhisattva suddenly asked.
"Bodhisattva, I have never specifically targeted anyone. Moreover, because Tang Seng is a person in Buddhism, I originally intended to cooperate with you. Who knows, but at this point, I turned to heaven. Bodhisattva, you Fortunately, Heavenly Court is more miserable than Buddhism." Li Mu said.
Guanyin Bodhisattva was silent.
The Jade Emperor frowned.
Li Mu suddenly laughed: "Blessings and blessings depend on blessings and misfortunes. Your majesty, Bodhisattva, you only see the appearance. But from my point of view, the heaven that I have tossed about has far greater opportunities than Buddhism. There are many, because many stars have become dogs, and they need the kiss of true love to regain their new life. There are also more stars who have personally experienced love in MV. Lingshan has always regarded being a dog as an insult, and it is still everywhere Fight against me. Follow the old ways and dare not map, and you will lose in the end."
and so.
To harm us is to help us...
Becoming a dog and forcing us to sing are to help us realize the Tao, and those who change to a dog and sing are lucky...
You have dispelled my heavenly disaster, should I still thank you?
The Jade Emperor's head couldn't turn around.
Taishang Laojun also frowned, always feeling something wrong?
"From the beginning, I have always emphasized love and kindness, and I have always done that." Li Mu smiled slightly and continued, "In this world, there is one person who has enlightenment and is liberating for everyone. So, a little bit. The sacrifice is no big deal."
"So, do you mean that we should all become dogs, and we can finally enlighten the way by looking for the kiss of true love?" Manjushri asked coldly.
"I'm not sure, but it's one of the quickest ways to teach." Li Mu sighed, "With your magical powers, even your status, with a little use of means, it's too easy to win someone's love. But becoming a dog, With spells banned, even if you want to win the love of a mortal, it’s difficult to reach the sky. Once it succeeds, is there any purer love than falling in love with a dog?"
"The ability to become a dog will destroy the entire Buddhism." Guanyin Bodhisattva said.
"So, I have always been very restrained." Li Mu smiled, of course, "I need more samples, to change my previous temper. Maybe there will be no standing people in the Three Realms. Bodhisattva, Tianzun. , Your Majesty, if you break through the fourth wall, you will find that everything has become a trail, and everything is worth it."
Everyone couldn't help shivering, and once again realized the contempt of the upper realm towards the lower realm, so the idea of ​​breaking the fourth wall became more and more urgent.
"Are all the sacrifices worth it?" Taishang Lao Jun asked.
"Value." Li Mu nodded affirmatively, "Old gentleman, do you remember what the Son of Destiny said? At present, we should also pin all our hopes on Tang Seng and others. They are the hope. And the most inspiring them is the Son of Destiny. The lucky way is to rearrange them back into the established track of destiny."
"Take the path?" Guanyin Bodhisattva shrank his pupils, and suddenly remembered the bet he had made with Li Xiaobai when he first saw him, "So, everything is in your calculations?"
"No, this is not a calculation, this is a plan. I told you everything from the beginning." Li Mu smiled, "Everyone, it's all of us to get to this point now, we should work together... "
The words were half-talked.
suddenly.
The Erlang pushed the door and rammed in, ignoring the big man in the hall, looking straight at the Jade Emperor, and hurriedly said: "Your Majesty, the spies are here to report, the Lingshan Shadow Buddha has entangled the big demon on the westward road, leading hundreds of thousands of demon soldiers, I'm going to kill Nantianmen!"