Vol 2 Chapter 1033: Repeated horizontal jump

What field of love?
It was nothing more than Li Xiaobai's magical powers. The Jade Emperor had experienced it several times before. The magical powers would trigger the softness in the deepest part of the human heart. It is impossible to tell lies.
Then, what Li Hailong said was too creepy.
There is no high-dimensional world, no fourth wall...
But if everything is fake, what will Li Xiaobai do?
He played tricks on the heavens and the whole world between his palms. Even the old gentleman and the Buddha went down to realize the so-called avenue of love, and the Buddha became a dog...
The Three Realms are completely in a state of chaos...
What benefits can he get from it?
Thinking of this, the Jade Emperor breathed coldly in his heart.
The Queen Mother and the others looked at each other and were all stunned.
Doumu Yuanjun looked incredible, and said, "What does he picture?"
Yup!
What does he picture?
With his skill, he is honestly a god, he wants the wind to get the wind, wants the rain to get the rain, how can it mess up the world, it will not be good for anyone...
"What do you want to do?" Jade Emperor suppressed the anger in his heart and asked coldly.
"I can't say." Li Hailong said, "Your Majesty, in the Three Realms, no one can stop Li Xiaobai, so let him play around! When he gets bored, he will naturally leave..."
The Jade Emperor was taken aback for a moment. Although he was unwilling to admit it, what Li Hailong said was the truth. No one in the Three Realms of Li Xiaobai could deal with the realm of Li Xiaobai's love.
Bear it!
Acknowledge it!
The thought of confession kept stirring in the Jade Emperor's mind, but why was he so uncomfortable in his heart?
"I don't need to provoke Li Xiaobai, but I want to know the truth." The Jade Emperor said with a calm face, "Haitianzun, since you and Li Xiaobai don't deal with him, he won't help you. I can't help Li Xiaobai, and..."
Dou Mu Yuanjun, Queen Mother and others all stood up and revealed their magical weapons.
Li Hailong's pressure increased sharply.
The little fairy beside him was pale and shivering.
Just at this time.
When Li Xiaobai’s second wave of love and welfare came, the Jade Emperor’s gloomy face suddenly turned soft, and he frowned slightly: "Haitianzun, don’t panic, speaking of us, we’re just one group, so why have we started infighting for no reason? Although Wu Tianzun He was a little foolish, but he didn't hurt people's lives after all, it was like a joke with sentient beings..."
"Your Majesty said quite true." Li Hailong said, "However, I still lied to you, Li Xiaobai didn't actually count on me..."
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Pan Taoyuan.
Monkey King suddenly released the purple fairy in his arms: "You..."
"Great Sage, I..." The purple-clothed fairy was in a panic and knelt on the ground with a pale face, "I just said nonsense, I really admire the Great Sage..."
"Xiaobai's magical powers really affect people's hearts!" Monkey King smiled bitterly, "I finally understand why I still can't understand the way of love. It is too difficult to seek pure and selfless love."
"Great Sage." The purple-clothed fairy whirled with tears.
"Get up, I don't blame you." Monkey King glanced at her and said, "The time we get together is still too short. Now that we have said it, there is no grudge in our hearts. Maybe we can really love each other and finally realize the road... Azi, why are you crying? Get up quickly. If you are selfless, everyone is a Buddha."
The purple fairy lowered her head shyly, gently took Sun Wukong's arm, and said softly: "Great Sage, since we say we want to love each other, we might as well start from this moment, try to open our hearts, try to accept each other!"
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Tianhe.
Zhu Bajie and Gao Cuilan face each other.
Gao Cuilan sighed, "Master's supernatural powers are hard to guard against!"
Zhu Bajie chuckled and said, "Since we can't prevent it, we still prevent it. Wu Tianzun will not harm us. Cuilan, you haven't been to the heaven before, let me take you to visit Tianhe!"
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Yunluo Palace.
Lu Ren recalled what he had just said, and a thin layer of sweat came out from his forehead: "Xiao Xing, I..."
Xing Shujing looked at Lu Ren bitterly, with a finger between his lips, and said: "Stop talking, I understand, Wu Tianzun is here to help you understand the Tao. Lu Ren, it's what I just said, please. Don't tell Wu Tianzun, I don't want him to punish me."
Lu Ren looked at Xing Shujing and said bitterly: "No, I am afraid that you will be hurt if I fall in love with you. How could I harm you!"
Xing Shujing looked at Lu Ren with a complicated expression: "Lu Ren, you are a good person!"
"Good guy!" Lu Ren stunned for a moment, and was about to speak, then suddenly squatted down, full of guilt, "No, I am not a good person, I am the chief culprit of the disaster in this world, I should apologize to everyone... "
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The Drifter said: "Since you look down on me, and I also look down on you, it's better to just separate and seek freedom."
The bones sneered: "Since you want to seek freedom from each other? Why did you hold me just now?"
Drifting Ai Ai: "Xiaogu, I am only affected by Wu Tianzun's supernatural powers. Do I really have love for you in my heart... Yes, Xiaogu, I do have..."
…
In the heaven.
The interval between skills is only more than fifty seconds.
However, the empty space of more than 50 seconds still caused many embarrassing experiences of social death for many people.
But in the mortal world, it was actually a day apart.
There are jokes everywhere.
The love that the tengu worked so hard for was wiped out in a moment of confession.
The powerful big family became angry, and they used force to drive the deceitful Tengu out of the house; the weaker ones suddenly discovered that the woman who was obedient to him had another face hidden, and was frustrated and disregarded. The woman’s painstaking efforts to stay, decisively leave her lover, to find a new relationship...
after all.
They need the kiss of true love to be transformed back into a person, and beside a woman destined to be false, they can only waste their lives in vain.
Just three minutes.
Let the world be filled with love, causing countless people to die on the spot, and dismantled how many mandarin ducks who did not know how to be false.
Once again, there were many lonely and helpless single dogs on the streets of the city. They knew that this was Wu Tianzun’s magical powers, but they did not blame him. On the contrary, they were full of gratitude to him, if it weren’t Wu Tianzun’s technique of discrimination , The ghost knows how much time they have to waste!
Most tengu think this is Wu Tianzun who is awakening him...
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Lao Jun deserves to be Lao Jun.
After Li Xiaobai's skills exposed his plan of seeking love, he soon realized that the purpose of seeking love was like verifying a lie with a lie, and what he got in the end must be a lie.
Realizing that this road would not work, the old man decisively used the identity of Daozu to appease the injured family, and returned to the heavenly court to find out what happened?
Why did Wu Tianzun use such a large-scale supernatural power for no reason?
There must be something strange in this?
There is also Tathagata who is also vigilant, but he did not go to Li Xiaobai, he was already afraid of Wu Tianzun, and would rather struggle to find love in the world than confront him!
of course.
Most of the Xingjun did not have the vigilance of Laojun and Tathagata, they just thought Wu Tianzun had been habitually convulsed, smiled helplessly, and then reinvested in the management of emotions.
But at the same time the next day, a similar incident happened again, and finally no one thought so.
One after another Xingjun gave up the relationship he was in business and rushed to the heavenly court. They want to know what happened above?
Is there someone who is not opening his eyes to provoke Wu Tianzun?
On the third day, the same thing happened again at the same time, and mortal people began to get used to a fixed time to die.
Heavenly soldiers, generals, and the fairies who have become dogs, realized that it was wrong, and successively returned to heaven.
The world staged a peculiar scene of ten thousand dogs flying into the sky that was rare in a thousand years...
at the same time.
Lingshan and the others, who also noticed that they were wrong, rushed to Heavenly Court equally.
The learning is complete.
But Wu Tianzun abnormally began to use his magical powers one after another, specifying that there was a big problem.
…
Li Mu is a persistent person.
When he decides to do something, after all, he has to do it to the extreme.
Just like now, if he wants to spend a day to cultivate feelings for the learning team, he must do it for a full day.
Unless there is a reminder of the success of the mission, it will never give up halfway.
As for the impact of everything he did on the whole world, Li Mu didn't care about it.
One day in the sky, one year on the earth.
He is tossing in the sky, and for people living in the world, it is just three minutes of free love every day.
It's like sounding an air defense alarm, or the so-called one-hour activity of turning off the lights, which will not have much impact on life. Maybe some people spend these three minutes in their sleep.
Moreover, filling the world with love will not cause damage. On the contrary, if the society is dead, there may be no lies in the world.
This is a good thing for the whole world.
But the immortals who are reluctant to leave and enter the state of ghosts and animals do not care about their thoughts. Who makes his fists big!
Li Mu observed the tengues returning one after another.
But the place he chose was secluded. As long as his clairvoyant eyes and ears do not actively reveal his position, he doesn't have to worry about someone disturbing him.
As for the reaction of the gods in the heavenly court, the task can't find a direction, how can they take care of them!
…
Li Mu's guess is good.
Continuous use makes the world full of love. After the previous confession and guilt, the love of the learning team rushes forward rapidly.
after all.
The path of learning is not in vain.
I sang one MV after another, and walked down one mountain after another. No matter how woody character is, they will have many common experiences.
When selfishness and caution are eliminated, what is left is good memories and memories.
It’s a pity that three minutes is too short. Lovers who are in love are alone in a secluded palace and want to do something meaningful for two people. They will always be interrupted suddenly when the three minutes expire. Disappointed.
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The only problem is Li Hailong's side.
Within fifty seconds of withdrawing from the skill of "filling the world with love", he finally came up with a reason to appease the Jade Emperor.
Next second.
Re-entering the skills, and abolished the reasons just made up.
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"...I didn't fall into Li Xiaobai's plot at all, I lied to you to survive."
"Haitianzun, I don't mind!"
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"Your Majesty, I am yours! Our common enemy is Li Xiaobai. He harmed the Three Realms and also harmed me. I was turned into a dog by him, and I haven't changed back yet!"
"When I was a three-year-old child?"
"...Your Majesty, I'm sorry, I never regarded Li Xiaobai as an enemy."
…
"Jade Emperor, you dare not do anything to me? You can't provoke Li Xiaobai, can you provoke me?"
"...Your Majesty, I lied to you again. Apart from a mouth, my mana is equivalent to that of an ordinary god, or I wouldn't try my best to come to the heaven to eat so many flat peaches and golden cores."
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over and over again.
Li Hailong is going crazy.
Under the influence of Dihua, no matter what reason he composes, the Jade Emperor will believe it.
It could also be because of scruples about Li Xiaobai, or wanting to get more information. The Jade Emperor would not attack him easily, and it would be easy to perfuse him in more than fifty seconds.
However, the confession after entering the skill, and the reasoning again after the skill was released, caused the effect of Dihua to become worse and worse, or to develop in a bad direction.
Looking at the bloodshot eyes of Jade Emperor, he looked at his increasingly cold eyes, and the murderous aura gradually emanating from the people around him.
Li Hailong really couldn't hold it anymore.
The most important point is that there are more and more people in the Lingxiao Hall. The Taishang Laojun, Yuanshi Tianzun, Maitreya Buddha, Guanyin and others have all come one after another, and he can't even escape.
Not to mention that he is now in the state of a dog, even if he is restored to the monster himself, with so many big men around him, more than fifty seconds, it is enough for him to die eight hundred times!
In such a situation, there is no chance to ask for a kiss from the fairy beside him.
Moreover, with the increase in the number of repetitions, the fairy beside him who was full of love for him, after she withdrew from the skill of "filling the world with love", looked at him more and more wrong, just like looking at a scumbag. The original love can't be felt at all, it is estimated that if she kisses her, it will become inhumane.
Damn Murphy's Law!
Damn Li Xiaobai!
These are the two most common words that Li Hailong has in his heart. He has a feeling that if Li Xiaobai is still unable to complete the task, he will hang on here all the time.
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in fact.
It was not only Li Hailong who suffered, but also the Jade Emperor and Laojun.
The moment the skill was switched, the Jade Emperor felt like a fool, constantly being deceived by this nasty dog ​​in front of him, but he was fooled every time.
When he smoothed the thoughts in his mind, found the most correct answer, reacted, and made up his mind to kill the nasty dog ​​in front of him, Li Xiaobai’s supernatural powers appeared, and he would get rid of his thoughts again. Will enter a new round of deception...
It's hard to guard against.
If it hadn't been for Li Hailong to reveal some key messages every time, so that he knew more and more about Li Xiaobai and others, the Jade Emperor would have the urge to escape from the heavens.
At the beginning, he was obsessed with his heart, and staying in the heaven was simply the most stupid decision.
However, after the arrival of Laojun, Yuanshi Tianzun, Maitreya Buddha and others, the jade emperor’s anxious mentality eased a lot, at least at this time, he was not the only fool in the world...
"...Old gentleman, it really takes a kiss of true love to become a dog before it can be released. But I have never heard of the road of love."
"His technique of turning a dog can only be used for single people, not for couples."
"Li Xiaobai's mana is about the same as mine, even if it is higher than me, it is not much higher!"
"Your Majesty, I really don't deal with Li Xiaobai. Since entering this world, I have been busy with my business..."
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The dead dao friend does not die the poor dao.
There were more and more big bosses around, and Li Hailong's pressure doubled, and he began to throw out Li Xiaobai's details little by little in exchange for his chance of survival.
He also waited for the opportunity to narrow the distance between him and the big brothers of the Journey to the West. As for the rest, just let Li Xiaobai deal with it.
Murphy's law, opposing Li Xiaobai, is the best solution to accomplish the task.
of course.
Li Hailong adhered to the bottom line of the dreamer, and never exposed the existence of the customer from beginning to end.
I don't speak when I'm awake.
In the case of making the world full of love, he knows that speaking it will endanger the lives of customers, so naturally he won't say it.
With Dihua skills, Li Xiaobai attracted all the ridicule, and the client was of course ignored by the big guys in the heavens.