Vol 2 Chapter 730: Four-star mission customers
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Dream Master of Realms
- Cotton Guard
- 1314 characters
- 2021-03-01 01:37:01
Nima!
Li Mu looked at the customer in front of him, his temples beating, and he greeted the ancestor of the founder of Yuanmeng with the most vicious words in his heart.
The client is handsome, twenty-seven or eighteen years old, with messy hair, unshaven, and a strange smell on his body.
Regardless of personal hygiene, it is not a big problem for the dreamer, the key is his clothes.
White background, blue vertical stripes, and a few bright red characters of Daqingshan Mental Hospital are clearly printed on the chest.
Okay!
The client in the previous task was just a character paranoid.
This time it is good, the company directly sent a genuine mental illness.
Is this a four-star mission?
to be frank.
The moment he saw the customer, Li Mu wanted to lift the table and quit. He didn't bully the dreamer so much!
"My name is Bai Chu, PhD in Physics." Bai Chu walked straight to Li Mu, pulled a chair and sat down, shaking his head, and said, "The world laughs at me too crazy, I laugh at the world to see through. Your Excellency A dreamer who can help people realize their dreams, his own existence has already broken the argument of materialism, and he will not think that I am ill like those laymen."
The conversation is fairly normal and seems to be able to communicate!
Li Mu silently analyzes the customer's behavior and calculates the probability of success of the task.
For this mission, he and Feng Gongzi traveled through several worlds, gathered three dream-realizing masters, and did so much preparation.
If you give up because your client is mentally ill, how can you feel panic?
With a sigh of relief, Li Mu smiled: "How come? Mr. Bai, I am a senior dreamer, with the highest professional ethics and qualities, and will not discriminate against any customer, even if the customer is a dog, as long as it With DreamCoin, we will also help it realize its dreams."
He used insulting language to test the mental state of his clients.
Snapped! Snapped! Snapped!
Bai Chu applauded lightly and smiled: "Master of Dreams, I like your confidence and humor." He looked around, "Not much nonsense, when shall we go to Baolian Lantern? This dream has tortured me for more than ten years. , I can’t wait to leave this world to verify the feasibility of my great dream. Don’t be afraid to tell you that I can’t hold on anymore and admit that I’m a lunatic. It’s you, the dream company that gave me hope again. "
The logic is clear, and you can't tell how sick it is from speaking!
Li Mu put his heart in his stomach a little, and continued to ask: "Mr. Bai, take the liberty to ask, why did you use a scientific method to analyze immortality? You know, these are basically two different systems."
Bai Chu did not answer Li Mu's question directly, but instead asked, "How heavy is Monkey King's golden cudgel?"
Li Mu: "Thirteen thousand six hundred catties."
"Wrong, it's 13500 catties." Bai Chu looked at Li Mu and corrected seriously, "Converted to 6.75 tons, does it sound heavy? But my tractor can pull two. . Don’t you think that the golden is not so great!"
Li Mu was taken aback for a moment and asked, "How powerful is your tractor?"
"Master, please pay attention to the key points." Bai Chu gently tapped on the table. "Our country has 80,000 tons of steel rolling mills, and Sun Wukong, carrying a six-ton rod, has the ability to move mountains and fill the sea. It’s unscientific! Somersault cloud has a somersault for thousands of miles, how does he turn somersaults? How big is the initial speed to break free of the earth’s gravity? Has it reached the first cosmic speed? How much work has he done? How is the power generated? Don’t you think it’s weird? Don’t you want to make these things clear?"
Li Mu's scalp was numb after a series of problems. He looked at Bai Chu and thought to himself, maybe he was considered mentally ill just because he was too whimsical!
Strictly speaking.
Tang Ruoyou, who was thinking of marrying Li Xunhuan, and Mu Xing who went to the world of laughter, should all be mentally ill, just not wearing a hospital gown!
Thinking of this, Li Mu was relieved.
"You said, it's also a physics student. They study black holes in stellar bodies. It's okay. If I study these, I am considered sick?" Bai Chu's expression suddenly became excited, and he patted the table heavily, "Could I use modern The scientific method can not benefit mankind if he analyzes the fairy art thoroughly?"
"Of course you can. The dreamer supports anyone's dream." After understanding, Li Mu no longer struggled with the mental state of the client.
What are you afraid of mental illness?
Which of his clients helped out during the task, isn't it the dream master who is always busy?
and.
This paranoid mental illness living in his own world has not seen many abnormalities so far. Maybe it is better to deal with than normal customers!
"Dream." Bai Chu's eyes lit up, and his expression instantly returned to calm. He snapped his fingers and smiled, "Yes, that's the word. As long as you persist, the dream will be rewarded. For example, everyone thinks I am Crazy. But I waited for your dream masters, and they didn’t. This is the victory that I got with my persistence. Then go to the world of Baolian Lanterns, collect data on the spot, verify the results, and I will win even greater victory. When the research results come back, I will shut up everyone who looked down on me at the beginning, and I will make Yang Jian, who was in the same ward, the real Erlang God..."
"Okay. Mr. Bai, I am your dreamer Li Xiaobai. These are two agreements. You can look at the terms of the agreement. There is no objection. If you sign your name, we can fulfill the contract!" Li Mu smiled and put the two agreements together. The agreement was placed on the table and pushed in front of Bai Chu.
Bai Chu didn't look at the contract, so he grabbed the pen at the signature place, and Long Feifengwu signed his name, and then threw the pen away; "Li Xiaobai, can you go now?"
"Depart on time in seventy-two hours." Li Mu withdrew a contract, "We will try our best to ensure your safety. You can bring no more than one kilogram into and out of the world of "Baolian Lantern"..."
"Do you think I look like I can carry things?" Bai Chu stood up, turned around, and showed Li Mu his appearance. He stood still, looked at Li Mu contemptuously, and said, "Scientific research. You need to provide what you need, and I can grab a cell phone from the nurse at most."
"OK! I'll provide the scientific research materials, Mr. Bai, during these three days, you only need to maintain sufficient energy." Li Mu smiled, and he had no intention of arguing with a jailed mental illness." Mr. Bai, take the liberty to ask, how is your hands-on ability?"
"Master Yuanmeng, I am not mentally ill and have no tendency to violence." Bai Chu frowned and expressed dissatisfaction with Li Mu's problem. "In the hospital, I also live in the mild ward."
With a black thread, Li Mu gave a dry smile and said, "I mean, how is your scientific research ability? I have drawings of the Iron Man suit..."
"No problem, when I was in high school, I assembled a flying rocket, which can fly more than 500 meters high." Bai Chu looked at Li Mu with a proud face, he said coldly, "Master of Dreams, I hope you Put away these boring temptations and don’t think I don’t know that the Iron Man suit is something from the movie."
Uh!
Li Mu choked, his posterior teeth were a little tight. This guy is absolutely mentally ill. Poor Liu Chenxiang, don't be affected by anything...