Vol 2 Chapter 779: Chaos
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Dream Master of Realms
- Cotton Guard
- 2900 characters
- 2021-04-29 01:59:28
"Have you heard? The Bull Demon King was killed, the head was abandoned in the wilderness, and the body was missing."
"It is said that the Queen Mother and the Queen Mother brought the God of Cookery to the world for a flat peach banquet to study new dishes. The Bull Demon King was slaughtered. After being selected into the recipe, she was swept away and disappeared."
"There will be no fakes, I have seen it with my own eyes. The God of Cookery is a woman who looks better than Chang'e, in a neat white skirt, and the kitchen knife in her hand is made by the old man with nine days of profound iron, weighing nine thousand six hundred jin. She is all in her body. The cultivation base penetrated the heavens and earth, and it was much more convincing than Erlang Shen. That day, when she had just descended to the earth, she met the Bull Demon King, and when she saw Lie Xinxi, she scolded, "Hey, good meat."
Having said that, holding a kitchen knife in front of him, a kitchen knife flew up and down, the slaying Bull Demon had soft hands and retreats steadily. Finally, he had to show his original form and desperately. Who knows that the God of Cookery is waiting at this moment. The moment it emerged from its original shape, the knife fell in his hand, and a huge bull's head was chopped off like a melon and vegetables..."
"Fragrant, the meat skewers are really fragrant. After the God of Cookery and his party tried the dishes with the Bull Demon King, they discarded a lot of the grilled meat skewers, and I snatched one. I have to say that it is really rare in the Three Realms. The meat skewers, the soul is flying, it's like there are many calves licking you, it feels like you won't change it for the Jade Emperor!"
"It is said that when the God of Cookery cooks, the colorful rays of light burst into the sky, and the fragrance rushes for nine days. The gods in the sky are really good fortune..."
"Dragon liver and phoenix marrow, chicken tongue, bear paw, donkey blood, wolf heart, snake soup... these are all ingredients that have been included in the cook's menu. If you have these relatives and friends at home, you should hide early, otherwise, you will not escape when you encounter the cook. One knife..."
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Li Mu led everyone to build the Jingtan Temple and cultivate the team's tacit understanding these days.
The murder of the Bull Demon King finally spread in the demon world.
The movement of the Makino Bing Beef Head Meat is so loud that I can't help it.
What's more, the cow heads left behind were not cleaned up? There were still many unfinished meat skewers left on the scene.
The goblins didn't know the truth, they heard the vague passing from the mouth of the mountain god, and the fragrant kebabs proved it.
A fictional God of Cookery was fabricated in this way.
The spread is really serious, one by one, add fuel and jealousy? Intensified.
In a short period of time, a storm was set off in the demon world.
All monsters are in danger.
During the journey of Buddhism to the west, a large number of mortal monsters were cleared out? The big monsters with names and surnames were either taken by the gods in the sky or killed by Monkey King. There are not many big monsters left.
In just a thousand years? The monsters that have grown up again have not yet become a climate.
What does the Queen Mother mean now? It seems that I intend to clean up another wave in the name of God of Cookery...
For a time.
The monsters who heard the rumors sought places to retreat to hide? For fear of being found by the God of Cookery.
It’s also like the Dragon Demon King, Peng Demon King, etc., who first bowed to Monkey King, first escaped Yang Jian’s governance of the weak water? Then escaped from the Buddhist monk who Journey to the West? Unbearable, raised the pole? He shot the banner and ordered the group of monsters? Respond to the God of Cookery? Damn fate.
For a flat peach club? Send the next God of Cookery specially to collect the ingredients? The Queen Mother is so deceiving...
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Cuiyun Mountain, Bajiao Cave.
Shocked by the bad news, Princess Iron Fan broke the tea cup on the table. Her face was pale and she clenched her fists hard: "Uncle Flood Demon King, what are you talking about, Lao Niu...Is the old Niu really captured by the God of Cookery?"
"Sister-in-law, Mount Tuoluo saw it with his own eyes." With a pained expression on his face, the Demon King Jiao clapped his hands, and the two little demons carried a tree trunk and placed it in the Banjiao Cave. The trunk was skewered with tender meat on the outside and inside. There are only two pieces left, because after these days, the meat pieces are already a little black, but the moment they are carried in, the inside of the banana cave is still instantly covered with fragrance.
The moment she saw the meat, Princess Iron Fan's mood collapsed instantly. When she stood up, she couldn't help but shake: "Uncle Flood Demon King, this is..."
[Mimi Reading]()
"The kebab made from Big Brother Niu's meat by the God of Cookery." Demon King Jiao lowered his head, preventing Princess Iron Fan from seeing his rolling throat, and said in a deep voice, "I was late that day. Big Brother Niu's meat has already been lost. Divided up and cleaned up, I killed a jackal demon who was sharing food and snatched this bunch from their mouths. I also brought the skull of Brother Niu back, and placed it outside the cave. Brother Niu was indeed caught by the God of Cookery. Up."
"I didn't come back for hundreds of years, and I was exposed to such a disaster as soon as I showed up. The one who killed a thousand knives..." Princess Tiefan looked at the meat directly, and tears rolled down her cheeks uncontrollably, "Uncle, old Niu He... is he still alive?"
"Alive." The Flood Demon King nodded, "The Mountain God saw that he was taken away by the God of Cookery. According to my investigation these days, Big Brother Niu should be taken by the God of Cookery to the Jingtan Temple."
"Jingtan Temple?" Princess Iron Fan was stunned, "Zhu Ba Jie's dojo?"
"Yes." The King Jiao said, "They entered the Jingtan Temple and never came out again. The little demon who was investigating did not dare to approach, but they could smell the fragrance from the direction of the Jingtan Temple from time to time. Cooking."
"Damn monkeys, we separated our mother and child from each other for a hundred years. The Huoyan Mountain forced me to use the banana fan to fan the flame mountain for eight hundred miles and cut off my worship. Now we are in collusion with the God of Cookery. Harm my mate." Princess Iron Fan was furious, "Quit, stop, stop, today I will go all out, fight with him to kill the net, and stir him upside down..."
"Sister-in-law, don't be restless." Looking at the impulsive Princess Iron Fan, the Demon King was overjoyed, and said, "Monkey Sun has entered Buddhism and studied Buddhism in Mount Emei. He has not been present for hundreds of years. I am afraid of this matter. It doesn't matter, although it is rumored that the God of Cookery was ordered by the Queen Mother to prepare dishes for the flat peaches.
But Demon King Peng and I feel that there is something else hidden in this matter. Pantaohui has never had a precedent for cooking with spirits, and Heavenly Court has never had the post of God of Cookery. What's more, if you can defeat Brother Niu, the Jade Emperor will let him be one. The cook? Brother Niu is so weird everywhere..."
"How do you say?" asked Princess Iron Fan.
"Sister-in-law, we don't think the God of Cookery is from the Heavenly Court." The Flood Demon King lowered his voice.
Princess Iron Fan was stunned.
The Flood Demon King sternly said: "This time, I'm here to find my sister-in-law. One is to send a message from Big Brother Niu for the sister-in-law; the other is to use the sister-in-law to go to the Jingtan Temple to investigate and find out what the of food is. What kind of character it is. Hong Haier is now Guanyin, sitting down, and the God of Cookery dare not give face."
After the impulse, Princess Iron Fan gradually calmed down. She took a deep look at the Flood Demon King and sat back on the stone bench again: "Uncle, please come back, let me think about this again."
"Sister-in-law, take care." Demon King Jiao achieved his goal without talking nonsense. After saying goodbye to Princess Iron Fan, he turned and left Bajiao Cave.
Watching the Flood Demon King leave, Princess Iron Fan turned and returned to the Bajiao Cave, frowning, pacing back and forth in the cave, and angrily said: "Bull Demon King, look at your good brothers, you not only don’t want to rescue you after the accident, but also If we want to use our children to lead the battle, we really have no eyes and deserve to be grilled into skewers. It is better to be eaten by others than to let me eat. I will kill you who abandons his wife and son..."
Talking.
She grabbed the blackened piece of meat and bit it down fiercely.
Then, a sound she had made for hundreds of years came out of her nose unconsciously.
She couldn't help but hugged the piece of meat, buried her head in it, and whispered: "Old cow, this is your meat...devil, huh... I really want to bite you to death..."
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The same scene also happened in the jade-faced fox's cave house in Jilei Mountain.
The jade-faced fox was more impulsive than Princess Iron Fan, and fainted as soon as he saw the beef devil skewers.
When she woke up, she resolutely closed the cave house, carrying a piece of fragrant beef on her back, and embarked on the journey to save her husband, the moment she left.
In the clouds, countless eyes stared at her, ensuring that she made a mistake along the way, and eventually couldn't find Jingtan Temple...
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A large piece of roasted beef was placed on the desk of the Jade Emperor.
The Immortals on the Lingxiao Palace couldn't help swallowing their saliva, resisting the fragrance coming to their faces.
They are immortal gods aloof. They tasted the jade liquid and delicious delicacies, but they did not expect to lose their temper on this piece of barbecue from unknown origin. Why is there such a delicacy in the world? The aroma alone shakes their minds. Dao Xin.
"Li Jing, where did this thing come from?" The Jade Emperor twisted his long beard, took the opportunity to lick his lower lip, and asked.
"My Majesty, from the lower realm." Li Jing said.
"Of course I know that I came from the lower realm. Wouldn't I know that there is such a delicious thing in the heavens?" The Jade Emperor glared at Li Jing angrily, "I want to know what is going on with this barbecue? Who made it? ?"
Yang Jian was expressionless, but his fist hidden behind his back tightened and loosened. He sealed all the guards of the Heavenly Court and suppressed the incident of the seven-color light passing through the Nantian Gate forcibly. He thought it would be delayed for a while.
But as soon as he entered the High Heaven Hall, the bull devil's meat was already in front of the Jade Emperor, and he was instantly caught off guard.
"Niangniang, don't you know?" Li Jing looked at the Queen Mother in confusion and asked in surprise.
"Let you just say it." The Queen Mother patted the table, "What is it like to hesitate?"
"Your Majesty, Empress." Li Jing froze for a moment, and said with a serious face, "This piece of meat is roasted from the head of the bull demon king. It is made by the of cook. This of cook is said to be the queen mother sent to the lower realm to go to the mortal to collect ingredients and provide flat peaches. I will enjoy..."
"The God of Cookery?" The Jade Emperor frowned and looked at the Queen Mother, "When did there be a God of Cookery in the Heavenly Court?"
"Your Majesty, I don't know either!" The Queen Mother said, she patted the table heavily, "Li Jing, when will there be a God of Cookery in the Heavenly Court, please tell me clearly, what is going on?"
"Since the empress doesn't know, the minister doesn't even know it." Li Jing said, "Your Majesty, the meat was found during the inspection of Liuding Liujia, and it was sent to heaven..."
"Then declare six tiers and six tiers." The queen mother said angrily, "I want to see, who on earth is pretending to be my will and doing evil in the lower realm and calling herself the God of Cookery? It's just the opposite."
moment.
The God of Jiazi sent Wang Wenqing into the hall. After clarifying the situation, he killed the Bull Demon King by the God of Eater and made it into meat skewers. All the things rumored in the demon world were told.
"There are still such things?" After the Jade Emperor heard this, he laughed loudly, "Manny, I am afraid there is some misunderstanding about this matter. I captured the Bull Demon King alive and even roasted him. This God of Cookery is also a wonderful person. Smelling this piece of meat is really fragrant, and my gluttons are all hooked up. Why don't we make mistakes and preach a will, call the of cook to heaven, sing the fake show, give him a of cook, and let your pan peach It will change into tricks, giving all the immortal world a different flat peach meeting..."
"Your Majesty said quite true." The Queen Mother said with a smile, "If his craftsmanship passes the test, it would be good to give him a God of Cookery. However, the God of Cookery can capture the Bull Demon King alive, and I am afraid that he would not be willing to be a cook. The concubine thought, We need to consider the long-term..."
"Niang Niang is too careful. If the combat power is really as exaggerated as the legend, then another reward will be awarded." The Jade Emperor smiled disapprovingly, and he stretched out his hand, "Let me taste his craftsmanship first?"
As he said, he tore off a piece of barbecue and handed it to the Queen Mother first, "Manny, you can try it too."
The Jade Emperor did not take the God of Cookery matter to his heart, Yang Jian also put his heart in his stomach, but turned his head to see that the Jade Emperor was actually going to eat barbecue in front of the heavenly court officials. He was shocked and hurriedly stopped: "Your Majesty. , No."
"What's wrong?" Jade Emperor frowned.
"Your Majesty, the origin of the barbecue is unknown. It would be bad if something happens to you." Yang Jian anxiously, "The minister thought it would be safer to find someone to try the food first."
"The Judicial God said that the minister is willing to try dishes for your majesty." Nezha's eyes lit up, and he immediately stood up, looking at the barbecue piece eagerly.
"The old minister is also willing to try dishes for your majesty." Old God Taibaijinxing said.
"The minister begs to try the dishes for your Majesty." Xu Tianshi also stood up, and had to say that the aroma was too tempting, and they couldn't help it long ago.
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"What kind of dishes to try?" The Jade Emperor snorted, "Don't think I don't know what you are thinking, Yang Jian, you are troubled. This barbecue is not specially given to me. What poison can I add? What's more, I am. The body of myriad tribulations, how can you be afraid of poisons that make people laugh. Just a piece of meat, you try a bite, he tries a bite, what else is left, don't let me eat it, I want to eat it for you..."
Finished.
The Jade Emperor tore off a piece of meat without hesitation and stuffed it into his mouth.
then.
Under the eyes of everyone, the Jade Emperor suddenly floated up with a happy face: "...cow...many cows are flying in the sky...I want to ride a cow..."
The queen mother's face changed drastically, and Fei seemed to throw the beef in her hand aside.
All the immortals who were going to try the food just now were dumbfounded, looking at the floating Jade Emperor, all of them were dumbfounded.
Yang Jian closed his eyes in pain. It's over, Li Xiaobai, I can't keep you!
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Jingtan Temple.
The Piandian was sorted out by everyone and turned into a research room.
When Li Mu and the two returned to the side hall, everyone stood up to greet them, Feng Gongzi's hard-core words and the law re-established their status.
At that time.
Chen Xiang was observing his saliva with a microscope under the guidance of Dr. Banner. He raised his head when he heard the movement, his eyes were blank and his face was not very good. Obviously, the substances contained in the saliva gave him a lot of stimulation. Listening to people and witnessing with your own eyes are two concepts.