Vol 2 Chapter 857: Cross eye

   "The rules of the world of the Baolian Lantern have changed, and all the magical powers of the fairy arts can be explained and applied with modern scientific theories."
   "All the attacks encountered by my brother and I will be transformed into our skill."
  "My brother and I will not be affected by the skill of eating for the sky."
  "Brother will have a bridal chamber with me tonight..."
   "If Yuanshi Tianzun shoots at us, his mana will be reduced to the level of ordinary people."
  "Brother and I take all medicines that increase gong power without side effects, and it can be transformed into our gong power without refining."
  "Brother, changing my luck will turn into good luck, and changing the luck of my enemy will turn into bad luck."
  "Brother and I will have superhuman abilities from the next second, but they will not have superhuman shortcomings."
  ……
  A secluded Jingtan Temple.
  Feng Gongzi was boring and lazy to blow the conch, and made no secret of her ambition to be asleep by Li Xiaobai.
  People all over the world can see her love for seniors, why should she hide it!
  The longer the dream-realizer is doing, the more she feels that there is no other man in the world who can match her. If Li Xiaobai cannot be conquered, she will probably die alone in her life.
  The Lie Girl is afraid of chasing her, and vice versa, so she blows if she should.
  In most cases, Li Mu will ignore Feng Gongzi’s big snails, which is too much to hear.
  He is studying Qi Yun skills.
  Although the company’s skills are absurd, they are all causal skills, ignoring distance and quantity, depending on how the skill holder controls them.
  The luck of the luck skill change is random, so this is a double-edged sword.
   After the change, you can summon a big boss like Dr. Banner against the sky.
If    is broken, an unnamed heavenly soldier can directly end Bai Chu and eliminate the root cause of the evil from the root cause.
  So, apart from Master Feng blowing the magic conch and Li Mu's use of air transport skills in the two team battles, he has always been very cautious in the use of skills.
  But this time, Dr. Banner was detained at Lingshan and could not come back.
  I don’t know if he was voluntary or was forcibly detained.
  Li Mu intends to use Qi Yun skills to add some blockage to Lingshan, and by the way helps Yang Jian.
  Like the Jade Emperor, the Buddha is a big boss. It is good to change their luck. Once it is changed, it will be the enemy, and who will be the loser!
  Thinking about it.
  Li Mu threw the Qi Luck skills on Tang Seng and Dr. Banner, and by the way, he gave Yang Jian a shot.
The   Qi Luck skill was thrown out, Li Mu recorded the time on his personal terminal, ready to send it out after the skill ended.
  Occasionally, it may be regarded as an accident. If there are too many accidents, it will attract attention. Those who dare to move him will have to bear the consequences...
  Dr. Banner has a Hulk hidden in his body, which is almost immortal and can be tossed casually.
  ……
  After five minutes of doing all this, Li Muzheng was planning to call Mu Yebing over so that he could contact the Sky Dog and ask about Lingshan's immediate situation.
   When he looked up, he saw the giant spirit flying all the way.
  Li Mu stopped.
  Young Master Feng also stopped blowing the conch.
  Giant Lingshen's complexion was red, his armor was crooked, and it seemed that he was drinking or eating.
  He stood still in front of Li Mu and bowed to Li Mu with his fists: "Mr. Li, Taibai Jinxing is asking to see you outside."
  Too platinum star?
  Li Mu was taken aback, and asked: "Did he say something?"
  The Giant Spirit God took a peek at Li Jing and respectfully said: "Master Venus takes the Jade Emperor’s will and says that he wants you to go to heaven and be granted the immortal position.
  Closing an official?
  Li Mu smiled, he looked back at Master Feng, this is the treatment of the Monkey King, it is interesting, for hundreds of years, the routine has not changed at all!
"Mr. Li, see you?" asked the Giant Spirit God. He knew that Li Xiaobai was doing a head-off, but he had always killed people and set fires. With the skills of Li Xiaobai and others, he entered the heavenly court, and his official position was only higher than that of Li Jing. Not low, but not entering the heavenly court is also a way out. Their method is to build a new heavenly court, and the Jade Emperor has nothing to do with them.
"Quickly please." Li Mu smiled and waved, "Giant Spirit God, go find my junior, let him cook a big meal, greet the Bull Demon King, the Flood Demon King, the Fairy Chang'e, and the Fairy Baihua to come to accompany and entertain you. angel."
  The giant spirit led away.
  "Brother, are you going to heaven now?" Young Master Feng asked. The analysis of immortality cannot be completed in a short while. They have always planned to go to heaven to take advantage of the time difference.
"Let's take a look first, and release our kindness to the Jade Emperor by the way." Li Mu smiled, "If it is good for us, we should go to heaven. We are not here to conquer the world, so why bother to make everyone nervous. Come on, it’s best to complete the task peacefully..."
  ……
  There are more and more immortals in Jingtan Temple, and Daxiong Hall has long been converted into a restaurant.
A rotating round table with twenty-four people is placed in the middle. The ceiling of the main hall is hung with incandescent lamps to brighten the main hall. The surround speakers removed from the plane play the soothing guzheng song. It is magnificent and everything looks high-end. Atmospheric grade.
  The side hall, on the other side is a growing laboratory.
  On the other side is a large kitchen dedicated to Makino ice alone, storing a variety of ingredients.
  Taibaijinxing entered the Jingtan Temple under the guidance of the giant spirit god. He was dazzled by all kinds of novel things, and he was constantly feeling the magic of science.
  The only thing that makes him feel bad is the sound of bragging.
  Along the way, at least a dozen people have tried to dominate the Three Realms and become the new emperor. There are even some soft-looking flower fairies who have spoken these bold words.
  Such remarks are placed in the heavenly court, and there is no need to punish them for a disrespectful crime of rebellion, and none of them can escape.
  There are also those monsters who can be seen everywhere, take a sip of wine, undress and undress, and wantonly release their nature...
   is simply not a son of man.
  Taibai Jinxing has seen many demon caves, but this is the first time.
  , in just a few days, the officials of the Heavenly Court have actually fallen into such an appearance, and Li Xiaobai is simply unforgivable.
  He suddenly felt that he had come up with a bad idea.
  Sun Monkey enters the heavenly court, just stealing a few peaches, stopping by and chatting with the gods.
  A demon like Li Xiaobai is put into the heaven, and the heaven is afraid that there will be no peace forever!
  【Cash red envelope~EbookFREE.me~ to get cash! Follow WeChat. Public account [Book Friends Base Camp], cash/coins are waiting for you!
"Lao Xingjun, I have been looking forward to you for a long time. Xingjun has a high moral character and has always been a man of great virtue respected by Li." Li Mu saw the fairy tale Taibai Jinxing, and he bowed to him from a distance. , "Xingjun, I have prepared a banquet in the Daxiong Treasure Hall. Please take the Xingjun to the table. Let's talk while eating."
  Twenties, low mana!
  Are the two people in front of you the legendary Li Xiaobai and Feng Lin?
Taibai Jinxing could see through the details of Li Mu and Li Mu at a glance. This discovery made him feel suspicious. Looking at Li Xiaobai behind him, Fairy Chang'e and others showed sympathy to him, and he knew it. I didn't recognize the wrong person.
   Reach out and don’t hit smiley people.
Taibai Jinxing is the most exquisite, he put away his scattered thoughts, and smiled in return: "Don't dare to be, don't dare to be, Li Zhenren surrenders one hundred thousand heavenly soldiers with his own power, mana is so powerful that he is not as good as the old way. He will not eat. Today, Lao Dao is here at the will of the Jade Emperor and invites your brothers and sisters to go to heaven to listen to them."
Li Mu asked with a smile: "Old star officer, my senior brothers and sisters have defeated the heavenly soldiers who came to conquer the heaven one after another, and detained Jiuyao star officer and twenty-eight nights. What is the meaning of the Jade Emperor not healing us and giving us a reward? Old star officer If you don’t make it clear, my senior brothers and sisters don’t worry about going to heaven with you."
"Before, the Jade Emperor didn’t know the supernatural powers of real people, and the real people did things too much. The Jade Emperor was worried that the real people would disrupt the Three Realms, so he sent troops to conquer..." Taibai Jinxing threw out the words that he had prepared, but he was halfway through Li Mu. Interrupted.
Li Mu smiled: "Old Xingjun, let's talk while eating! Li Xiaobai knew about his family affairs. Xingjun came suddenly. I didn't figure out some things. I was really worried. This meal was also invited by someone Li. Xingjun offered to solve the puzzle." He stretched out his hand and let go of the Daxiong Treasure Hall behind him, "Xingjun, please."
  "This..." Too Bai Jinxing hesitated.
  It came to his mind to enter the Celestial Camp.
  In the scorching scene that I saw in the military account, the giant spirit and the fish maw will be untidy, drinking and loosing, and they are clearly similar to the performance of the Jade Emperor after eating the beef.
  Does he really dare to eat this kind of food? After eating, he will not be controlled by Li Xiaobai!
"Isn't Lao Xingjun worried that Li will poison you?" Li Mu looked at Taibai Jinxing and laughed, "With Fairy Chang'e and Fairy Baihua to accompany him, what is Lao Xingjun afraid of? What my junior wants to be the of food in the sky, he The delicacy of food is to host a pan peach feast for the Jade Emperor and the Empress. If the food he makes is not even dared to eat by the old star official, I doubt that the sincerity of the Jade Emperor is to blame us. Heavenly soldiers, smash the cup as a sign, and then wait for the swordsman!"
   "The real person laughed." Taibai Jinxing sighed secretly, and flicked the dust, "Then it is better to be respectful than fate. Today, let the old Dao have a taste of the craftsmanship of the God of Cookery."
  ……
  Quiet room.
  Tang Seng and Banner sat across from each other.
  Tang monk wore a robe, and Banner wore a plain white monk robe. On his forehead, he carried a golden hoop exactly like Monkey King.
at this time.
  Dr. Banner clenched his fist tightly, and green stripes appeared on his face from time to time on his arm.
  Every time a green streak appeared, the golden hoop on his forehead would forcibly emit a Buddha light to dispel the anger in his heart. At the same time, it also brought him the pain of tightening his forehead by the golden hoop...
   "Dr. Banner, language is not the only way to communicate."
Tang Seng sat cross-legged across from Dr. Banner, with his hands folded, his face calm as water, "Remember what I told you? Hulk is the demon in your heart, and if you are disturbed, the devil will live, and if your heart is calm, the devil will die. You are the wisdom. People, you should understand that only I, the Buddha, can suppress the devil in your heart. Remember the "Heart Sutra" I taught you? The "Heart Sutra" can break the three obstacles, report obstacles, karma, and defilements, and can go away from greed, hatred, and delusion. ...The Bodhisattva Avalokiteshvara, who has gone deep in paramita for a long time, has seen the five aggregates of emptiness and saves all suffering. The relic is not different from emptiness, and emptiness is not different from color..."
  In the sound of chanting.
  Dr. Banner gradually calmed down.
  Co is right now.
  The monk Tang didn’t know which tendon was wrong, so he chanted a good "Heart Sutra" and suddenly turned into "Vamor Vajra Mantra": "...Om Chi Lin. Om Bu Lin. The Buddhas have their bodies..."
  One time.
  The quiet room is like a large light bulb of several kilowatts lit up.
  The phantoms of the Buddhas appeared out of thin air, and the golden Buddha light shone on Dr. Banner...
  Tang Seng has already become a Buddha and has restored the original mana of the golden cicada.
  When he was Jin Chanzi, he was able to compete with Yang Jian. Now the Dharma is much more sophisticated, and suddenly the firepower is full, which Dr. Banner can bear.
  Next second.
Dr. Banner screamed in pain, the Hulk suddenly broke out and broke through the moon-white monk's clothes. He grabbed his hands and tightened the restraint on his forehead, tearing it desperately, but it didn’t stop. On the contrary, It aroused his fierceness, so he didn't talk about it at all.
   Stretched out his big hand, grabbed Tang Seng who was chanting the curse, and fell to the ground fiercely, smashing the stone bricks to pieces.
  "King Kong Mantra" abruptly stopped.
Tang Seng was fainted by the fall. He jumped up and shook his head. He secretly said a bad sound. It was too late to think about why the good "Heart Sutra" would become "Diamond Curse". He dashed up and hurriedly said: "Banna Doctor, meditation, only meditation can suppress the demon in the heart... the Bodhisattva of Comprehension of Freedom, walks deep in Prajna Paramita for a long time..."
  He knew that Dr. Banner became what he is now because of him, and he couldn’t bear to subdue him with force. He also planned to use the Heart Sutra to stabilize his mind.
  But Hulk, who was mad by the golden hoop on his forehead, could not hear the chanting, roared, and rushed to Tang Seng again.
  Unprepared Tang Seng was grabbed by Hulk by his arm, and then he was pinched to the ground by Hulk who lost his mind.
   just now.
  Yang Jian and Guanyin Bodhisattva opened the door and walked in. They saw a green-skinned monster holding Tang Seng, throwing him on the ground like a sandbag.
   "Her evildoer, stop."
  I was afraid that Tang Seng would be in danger.
  Yang Jian did not hesitate to activate the Sky Eye and slapped towards Hulk.
  A white light hit Hulk’s chest, knocked him out, and smashed the wall of the quiet room.
  Tang Seng rolled a few times and rolled to the side.
  "Master, don't fight, he is Dr. Banner."
  The snarling dog, who came after it slowly, happened to see this scene and hurriedly shouted.
   But everything is too late.
  Yang Jian’s eyes were already involuntarily aligned, even the small eyeball in the middle of the sky eye embedded on his forehead that looked like a scar, moved and tilted towards the bridge of his nose.
  In an instant.
  The Hulk in Yang Jian's eyes has become a ghost.
   and then.
  Yang Jian shook his hand in front of his eyes, and he was stunned.
  Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva saw this scene, abruptly withdrawing the mana that was about to strike, secretly thanking him.
at this time.
Tang Seng also stood up from the ground, a trace of blood spilled from the corner of his mouth, turned to Yang Jian and Guanyin Bodhisattva, blinked his eyes twice, and said: "True Monarch, Bodhisattva, don't hurt Dr. Banner, this time he is crazy. My fault..."
   Guanyin Bodhisattva looked at Tang Seng who also turned into a cross-eyed, his throat was a little dry: "Zhantan Gongde Buddha, you..."
  "Bodhisattva, I just suffered a little internal injury, so I can just take a rest. You should go to appease Dr. Banner first! This time he is crazy, don't let him hurt the monks on Lingshan." Tang Seng smiled bitterly.
  A loud noise came, and there was a mess outside the quiet room.
   "Not good." Guanyin Bodhisattva's face changed, and he ignored the explanation of the cross-eyed with Tang Seng, and said loudly, "All monks should not use remote methods to attack Banner. There will be danger of cross-eyed..."
  Quiet room.
  Tang Seng, who was still blaming himself for a while, shook abruptly, and shook his hand before his eyes: "True Monarch, I..."
  Yang Jian closed his eyes without saying a word.
  The snarling dog looked at Tang Seng and shrugged his nose: "Yes, you and my master have become cross-eyed. Only Li Xiaobai of Jingtan Temple can solve this method."