Vol 2 Chapter 870: Refer to the deer as the horse

In the preamble of the Baolian Lantern, the Jade Emperor dropped a peach and turned into a peach mountain, and suppressed Yang Jian's mother Yao Ji. For example, he lost a hand and suppressed Monkey King. I don't know how many times it is clever!
  This value is worthy of his identity?
   But later, why did he never make another move?
  Nezha is making trouble in the palace, let the bee sting all over the bag?
  Tathagata is always invited to suppress Monkey King?
   Chenxiang and Ba Taizi changed their appearances, and they even got him drunk...
  His performance does not match his strength.
  Is it because of Tsundere, or is there something unspeakable?
  Young Master Feng also saw the value of the Jade Emperor’s data, his face became more cautious, his nerves tightened, and he was ready to send a few of them out at any time.
  If the Jade Emperor disregarded his face, he might be able to hold on to them, but the small bodies of her and Mu Yebing would die next to each other, and they would die if they touched them!
  "Free gift." The Jade Emperor pretended to calmly raised his hand. No one mentioned that he had ordered Li Xiaobai to be killed, so he went down to the donkey and pretended not to know.
"Your Majesty, Brother Li Xiaobai's ideal since childhood is to be on duty in the heavenly court, but there is no way out. I wanted to make some reputation in the mortal world, and then recommend myself to your Majesty. Unexpectedly, I would not think carefully, act recklessly, and disruptively. The order of the Three Realms has added a lot of trouble to your majesty. Thanks to your majesty, he not only forgives brother Xiaobai’s sins, but also dispatches Taibai Venus to the lower realm to impose my brothers and sisters on duty in court. Xiaobai is very frightened. Thank you, your majesty. Long En." Li Mu looked up at the Jade Emperor, and opened his mouth baldly with a series of flattery words that ghosts didn't believe in.
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  Li Jing and the others were embarrassed and couldn’t wait to use their toes to cut out a hole in the floor tiles of the Lingxiao Hall and get in.
  Is Li Xiaobai being ironic?
  This guy really lacks the dignity of a strong man!
  Children Nezha are 10,000 times stronger than him...
  Li Mu's words were flattering, but they were particularly ironic in the ears of the Jade Emperor, and he subconsciously clenched his fists.
Upon seeing this, the Queen Mother hurriedly held the Jade Emperor’s hand and smiled reluctantly: "Li Qing’s family is polite. Heavenly Court has always forgotten the past and welcomes any talented immortals to settle in. Why would you care about the little brothers and sisters of Xian during the festival, let alone The Qing family analyzed the immortal arts in the lower realms for the benefit of the public. The Muqing family collected ingredients, and even more for the flat peach banquet in the palace. The Qing family can enter the heavenly court as an official. It is too late for your majesty and the palace to rejoice!"
  Jade Emperor’s emotions also eased: "What the empress said is."
   "It is better to see a hundred times, and your Majesty, as Taibai Jinxing said, is a sage person." Li Mu said again, "If this is the case, then my brothers and sisters are not welcome!"
   "..." The Jade Emperor was stunned, what did I say, you are welcome?
   "Your Majesty, the minister's lifelong dream is to analyze immortality and benefit the Three Realms. Therefore, the minister urges his majesty to add a vassal to the post of the dean of the Academy of Sciences, specializing in the analysis of immortality." Li Muxiji looked at the Jade Emperor and said.
  Li Xiaobai made a big fanfare, really came to ask an official, to find a justifiable reason for what he did?
  The Jade Emperor was puzzled.
  He turned his head and looked at the Queen Mother, who gave him a light nod.
  The Emperor Jade let out a sigh of relief, and said,
It’s right. I immediately ordered Tiangong to build the Academy of Sciences for you in Yuan and Mingwen, with a waiter Tianjiang for you to dispatch.

   "Thank your majesty for Longen, the minister is grateful." Li Mu clasped his fists again, "Your Majesty, the analysis of immortality is very important. It may not be enough to equip the minister with some waiters and generals."
  Thinking about Li Xiaobai’s disturbances in the lower realm and Buddhism’s ambiguous attitude, the Jade Emperor pondered for a moment:
I allow you to deploy the gods of the fairy world to cooperate with you in analyzing the fairy arts.

Li Mu lightly coughed and his expression was a bit shy: "Your Majesty, what the minister wants is to order and prohibit, be on call, and gather all the resources of the heaven. If there is merit, the minister can grant rewards by himself. If someone violates the right and the yin, the minister should have the power to dispatch troops to crusade. ..."
   Hiss!
  There was a sound of cold air in the Lingxiao Hall.
  Tao Bai Jinxing shrank her neck. He knew it would be like this a long time ago. This guy didn't go to the sky for arguments at all!
The blood on the Jade Emperor’s face faded, he slapped the table heavily, his angry beard was trembling, and said: "Li Xiaobai, life, death and punishment are all controlled by you, the dean of the Academy of Sciences. Are you the Jade Emperor or I? Jade Emperor?"
   "Your Majesty is the emperor of heaven, and the minister has never coveted the position of the Jade Emperor." Li Xiaobai shook his finger to remind Master Feng.
   Success or failure in one fell swoop!
   "Li Xiaobai, you really dare not kill you when I am?" The Jade Emperor's face was pale and suddenly stood up.
"Your Majesty can naturally kill the ministers, but the juniors of the ministers have the magical ability to speak with the law." Li Mu smiled and confronted the Jade Emperor without showing any weakness. "Cock-fighting has become the rule of the world, and the ministers can't remember how the juniors and sisters are. What did you say!"
  The Jade Emperor stagnates.
  Young Master Feng smiled and stood up beside Li Mu.
  Makino ice held the kitchen knife in his hand, his arm trembled slightly because of too much force.
  Jade Emperor said: "I am ordered by the heavens and above all laws. The curse you imposed on me has never been fulfilled."
  Li Mu smiled: "I heard that your Majesty lost face in front of the ministers because of a piece of beef?"
  Jade Emperor: "..."
  The ministers watched their noses, their noses watched their hearts, and remained silent.
   "Your Majesty, the minister actually came here with sincerity." Li Mu sighed softly, "Your Majesty doesn't need to be angry!"
  The Jade Emperor coldly scanned the officials in the hall: "I see you clearly came from the sky!"
   "Your Majesty, if I don't go to heaven, I can also invite the immortals to the Jingtan Temple to analyze immortality. Moreover, your Majesty should know that I have received the support of the Buddha and Yuanshi Tianzun." Li Mu smiled.
  "Are you threatening me?" Jade Emperor said coldly.
   "I'm just explaining a fact." Li Mu sighed lightly, and took a carrot from Mu Yebing's pocket next to him, "Your Majesty, what is this?"
  Jade Emperor frowned and looked at Mu Yebing subconsciously: "Do you want to make me a dish?"
  Li Mu shook his head: "Your Majesty is worried. Your Majesty is the lord of the Three Realms. He has always only eaten vegetables. He gave me 300 guts, and he dare not make his Majesty into dishes!"
  Jade Emperor hummed: "Then you are provoking me with a carrot?"
  Li Mu smiled: "Your Majesty is wrong. This is a cabbage. If you don't believe it, your Majesty can ask the court officials."
  Jade Emperor's face changed suddenly.
  The Queen Mother was stunned.
  Li Mu shook his head and looked at Taibai Jinxing: "Old Star, you are so knowledgeable, what is this?"
  Nima!
  The back of Taibai Jinxing was soaked with cold sweat in an instant, he suddenly stared at Li Xiaobai, who did he provoke, as for him every time?
  He really said that this was cabbage, and his reputation was completely gone. It was even more humiliating than being made into a dish in public!
  But he should not say.
  The Manchu civil and military, plus the Jade Emperor and Queen Mother, are really going to be made into dishes!
  ……
  Jade Emperor glared sharply at Taibai Jinxing, and asked, "Taibai Jinxing, what is Li Xiaobai holding in his hands?"
  The kitchen knife in Muyebing's hand quietly rested on a radish.
  Young Master Feng mumbled the corners of his mouth unconsciously, but made no sound.
  Peng Demon King's eyes widened, and his whole body trembled with excitement.
  Needle falling in the hall can be heard.
  Wen Zhong frowned, put his hand on the male and female whip, his chest rose and fell, his eyes were humming, and his breathing was a bit short, he was about to be unable to suppress the anger in his heart.
  Li Xiaobai is too arrogant to be a son of man!
   There are also the spiritual officials in the hall, several great celestial masters, and even Li Jing.
  The anger faintly appeared in their eyes. If a deer-horse thing happens in the heaven, only the death of a battle can hold fists...
   Li Mu looked at Taibai Jinxing, patted the personal terminal on his wrist, and reminded him softly: "Old Star, answer after you think about it."
  The atmosphere is tense.
  Under the eyes of everyone, Taibai Venus kept wiping the sweat from his forehead: "This thing, this thing is..."
  Li Mu suddenly laughed, and cut off Taibai Jinxing's words: "Yes, Taibai Jinxing is right. Of course, this thing is a carrot. Your Majesty is right!"