Vol 2 Chapter 965: Wrong wrong wrong

"Elder Tang, please come in quickly. The old monk heard that the elder was selected by the Bodhisattva. He went to Lingshan to ask for the truth. He was deeply admired. , It can be considered that the elders are here." Elder Jinchi smiled and gave a Buddhist ceremony to the Tang Seng.
"Old courtyard master, disciple worship!" Seeing the elder Jinchi with wrinkled faces and hunched back, he greeted him personally. Tang Seng hurriedly returned the salute. Thank you very much."
  "Elder Tang, please." Elder Jinchi said.
  "Old courtyard master, please." Tang Seng said.
  On the way of climbing.
  Elder Jinchi's eyes looked at the Monkey King and the others behind Tang Seng a few more times, but he couldn't help but frown as he didn't see anyone with the package and bag that could hold the Jin Lun robe.
"Old courtyard master, the one with the hairy face and Lei Gong’s mouth is my apprentice. His character is a bit more irritable, but he obeys the law and won’t cause trouble. The handsome one is also my apprentice. The other two and the poor monk drop by, and they go Xitian worships the Buddha, so they walk together, they are enthusiastic people." Tang Seng introduced with a smile.
"Everyone is courteous." Elder Jinchi nodded to the crowd. When he turned around, he glanced at the Jiuxi Zen stick in the hands of the Tang monk, and said, "Elder Tang, the old monk has worshipped Guanyin for many years, and the Bodhisattva is compassionate. Although I don't mind the makeup of the pilgrims, I When you are a Buddhist disciple, you should pay attention to etiquette when you give incense to the Bodhisattva."
  Being with Li Xiaobai, there is no need to eat and sleep, but after staying in the women's embroidery room for a few nights, Tang Seng's body was filled with a faint powdery air.
  He thought he had been smelled by the elder Jinchi, he blushed, and said sternly: "What the old courtyard master taught is that I will take a shower and change clothes later, and then go to the Guanyin Temple to get incense..."
  After half-talking, a fragrant wind pounced.
  In the gate of the temple, more than a dozen women, Yingyingyanyan and Yanyan, stood on both sides, dressed in garlands, and saluted the Tang monk together, and said softly: "Welcome Tang elders to the Guanyin Monastery."
   "..." Tang Seng froze suddenly, his head buzzing, "This..."
  Lu Ren's eyes widened suddenly, feeling excited.
  Fuck!
  This is the taste!
  When he saw the banner before, he didn't think there was anything, but when he saw Miss Yingbin in the monk temple, the feeling like the sitcom he was looking forward to suddenly came up!
  Right, this is the Journey to the West that he wants. What's the point of going there in the original?
   "Elder Tang, this is the rule of this temple." Elder Jinchi remained calm and smiled, "Receiving distinguished guests must use the most solemn etiquette."
  Elder Jinchi lived more than two hundred years old, and he has never engaged in such an unreasonable affairs in the monastery.
  But the mysterious Poseidon gave him enough confidence to convince him that everything he did was right, so that even Guanyin Bodhisattva ignored him.
  What’s more, although he worshipped Guanyin, he never got any benefit from the Bodhisattva.
  The way of longevity is still obtained from the black bear spirit.
  This time, the legendary Jin Lian Jiao gave another little-known Tang monk.
  This makes the elder Jinchi, who has enshrined the Guanyin Bodhisattva, a little bit of resentment, and feels that Guanyin doesn't care about him as a devout believer.
  The use of beauty to spoil the practice of Tang Seng, which proves that Guanyin Bodhisattva's vision is not good enough to choose people, and it seems that he can vent the depression in his heart.
"Shili is different in sound, Baili is different." Li Mu smiled and agreed, "Elder Tang, I've said that the westward road will be different from what you imagined. Think about Ruth, think about Annie, and be calm. That's good..."
  "Amitabha Buddha." Tang Seng was shocked, and he looked at the smiling maids, and suddenly didn't feel that the powdery air on his body was the same thing.
   "Elder Tang has worked hard all the way, we will eat first, and I will wait for the elders to bathe and change clothes, everything is appropriate, and then go to worship the Bodhisattva, which will show piousness." Elder Jinchi laughed.
   "Holy monk, come with me." A handsome woman had long been close to Tang Seng, smiled at him, and reached out to take his stick.
   "The poor monk come by himself." Tang Seng blushed, and hurriedly took a step back.
  Although he has been nurtured by several romance films, Tang Monk is still the stubborn monk in his bones.
  "Does the holy monk dislike the slave house?" Tears instantly filled the woman's eyes. She looked at Tang Seng and said pitifully.
Tang Seng pondered for a moment, bowed to the woman, smiled and said: "The female donor has misunderstood, the woman is delicate and weak. If you can, let the woman carry heavy objects is the biggest insult to the poor monk. You should lead the way. Just follow the poor monk."
  The woman was dumbfounded, looking at Tang Seng’s handsome face, her tears broke into a smile, and her eyes flashed:
As expected, she is a holy monk from the heavenly kingdom, she is really different.

  I didn’t see it in vain!
  I don’t know if I have learned to pick up girls. I am not as shy as I am when I meet a woman. I have learned to deal with it!
  Li Mu's eyes lit up, continue, and with his good skin, the female monster on the westward journey is afraid that one of the female monsters on the westward journey will not be able to run, and was really captured by the female fairy. Tang Seng can escape from the danger by his own estimation...
Monkey King was stunned, looked at Tang Seng, and at the woman who seemed to be emotional, and looked at the women around Yingying and Yanyan thoughtfully. They were all vulgar fans, and wanted to comprehend love from them. Dadao is afraid that it is impossible, maybe, he really needs to find a woman who has seen it before, and walk in the dust.
  Bah!
  Speech!
  Elder Jinchi is contemptuous, I want to see, how long can you flower monk last?
  ……
Canteen.
   Stacks of exquisite vegetarian dishes are placed on the long table.
  Everyone sat on the floor.
  Two young and beautiful women sat down close to Tang Seng, one of them clothed the dishes for Tang Seng, and the other took food for him.
Tang Seng was caught between the two women, sweating profusely and restlessly. He looked up at Elder Jinchi, only to find that he was sitting there comfortably, opened his mouth, and let the woman next to him pick up a vegetable and send it. Into his mouth.
  Elder Jinchi smiled and nodded at him: "Elder Tang, you are welcome."
  Tang monk looked at Li Xiaobai in surprise, as if asking, this is the monk outside the Tang Dynasty, this is the dojo of the Bodhisattva?
   "Go to the countryside as you do." Li Mu laughed at the embarrassed Tang Seng, and said.
  Severe patients need strong medicine.
  Li Hailong did the right thing. This is the only way to change Tang Seng’s thinking step by step, so that he thinks that all the Bodhisattvas and Buddhas of Lingshan are married and have children. This is a good phenomenon.
  If it is possible, he is eager for eighty-one difficulties, it is all the daughter country!
  ……
"Boss, I'm in the backyard with the black bear spirit. If Tang Seng doesn't give in, the black bear spirit is ready to it." Li Mu's fingers trembled, and Li Hailong's front line led him to talk, "This blind bear doesn't know how to make up for it. Something is determined to be longer and shorter with Monkey King, and to show off his skills in front of me, but I can’t persuade him. I’m just the same thing. If I really do it, I’ll just point it at you."
  What else could be the reason?
Murphy's Law.
  As long as there is the worst possibility, it will definitely develop in that direction...
   Li Mu snorted and replied: "Don't worry, I can't fight with me. I have warned Monkey King not to do it."
  He is watching his surroundings nervously, feeling anxious.
to be frank.
  Although Li Hailong is on the side of Elder Jinchi, who knows how Murphy's law will be presented?
  Because inferring from the current situation, it is impossible for them to bring the worst consequences to Guanyin Temple...
  ……
  "Holy monk, open your mouth, and the slave house will wait for you to eat."
  Opposite.
  The woman serving Tang Seng picked up a piece of tofu with her chopsticks, put it in her mouth and blew it, gently sending it to Tang Seng’s mouth, and she almost fell into Tang Seng’s arms.
  Tang Monk was so scared that he dodges again and again: "Female benefactor, the poor monk will come by herself..."
   "Holy monk." The woman's mouth slumped, tears poured up again, and she grieved, "If the holy monk doesn't eat, it is the slave's poor hospitality. Later, she will be punished by the elder and will not be allowed to eat for three days..."
   "..." Monk Tang frowned and looked at Elder Jin Chi, "Old courtyard master..."
   "Asshole!"
  At this moment, a sharp drink came from the air.
  Li Mu suddenly shook. Whatever he was afraid of, Murphy’s law was supposed to be on the head of Guanyin Bodhisattva!
  "Jinchi, Tang Sanzang, Monkey King, Ao Lie, come out and see me." Guanyin Bodhisattva stepped on the auspicious clouds, suspended in the air, his complexion pale.
  She never thought that in her dojo, she would see such a scene.
  The host of the dojo actually uses women to entertain guests and seduce the sutras?
  A moment later, the woman is afraid that she will get into Tang Seng's arms!
  It is Tang Seng who annoys the Bodhisattva the most. He has cultivated concentration for decades. When encountering such an absurd scene, he did not scold him, but listened to it instead?
  What happened here spreads out, do you want the reputation of Buddhism any more?
  ……
   "Bodhisattva, Bodhisattva has appeared!"
  "The Bodhisattva forgives sins, everything is arranged by the old dean, it has nothing to do with me..."
  "Bodhisattva, it is the elder Jinchi who spent a lot of money and hired me to come and perform a play. The little girl is fascinated by her heart, so please forgive me!"
  In the courtyard.
  A riot.
  The monks of the Guanyin Temple and the women hired by the brothel made a group of them, and they squatted on the ground one by one, their faces turned pale, and they kowtowed their heads like garlic.
  In the dining hall.
"Bodhisattva!" The elder Jinchi's complexion changed suddenly, and he pushed away the woman acting beside him, looked around for a while, woke up suddenly, and ran to the backyard, running and shouting, "Master Poseidon, help! "
"This is what you said about going to the countryside and doing the same?" Tang Seng saw everything around him, and he didn't know what had happened. He looked at the two frail and sifting women beside him, shaking all over, "Xiao Bai, you...you... …You hurt me!"
"Junior Brother, what should I do?" Sun Wukong asked, "How do you say that the old Sun also accepted the Bodhisattva's affection and promised him to protect Tang Seng, but in the end let Tang Seng fall in such a field, I really don't know how to face her? I am afraid that I am going to confront Lingshan directly!"
"What kind of sentiment is inherited? The Tathagata suppresses you, and Guanyin releases you. Is this the sentiment?" Li Mu's spirit collapsed tightly, always paying attention to the Bodhisattva in the sky, along with the sound transmission to appease Sun Wukong, "Brother Don't move, leave everything to me."
   "Xiao Bai." Lu Ren swallowed, "No one is going to ask, why is the Bodhisattva here? It's all messed up, won't you fight for a while?"
  "……"
  Li Mu glanced at him and ignored him. If it weren’t for his broken wish, would he have come to the west to suffer this crime?
  Xiao Bailong looked at Li Mu, secretly, Zhen Tianzun, Fake Tianzun, fearing that it would be revealed at this moment, he had already noticed that something was wrong, so he wanted to see what this Li Xiaobai was?
  ……
   "Boss, the black bear spirit is persuaded, should I go out and cheat you first?" A message came from Li Hailong's line.
   "Also." Li Mu replied briefly.
next moment.
  Li Hailong’s voice sounded slowly: "Don’t worry about Bodhisattva, I arranged everything in the monastery, but I was just joking with the person who learnt the scriptures, let’s try his Zen mind!"
   "It's him!" Lu Ren suddenly remembered the dream master who was in charge of negotiating with the monsters. His heart trembled. After such a big disturbance, he wouldn't think he could still convince the Bodhisattva?
  How confident this is!
  "Who are you?" Guanyin Bodhisattva held the jade bottle and looked at Li Hailong alertly.
  "Born before Pangu opened the sky, I had tea with Sanqing, taught the Buddha to talk about sutras, and repaired between heaven and earth." Li Hailong laughed.
   "Do Buddhism and your Excellency have enmity?" Guanyin Bodhisattva asked.
   "No enmity, no resentment." Li Hailong said, "On the contrary, I have some friendship with the ancient Buddha, Tathagata and others..."
  ……
   "Xiao Bai, his background is such a big one?" Lu Ren looked at Li Mu incredulously, "Is it a giant that has survived from the predecessor to the present?"
  "Ancient Power?" Monkey King whispered, and the sound transmission asked, "Xiaobai, what's the matter? You didn't arrange the affairs of Guanyin Temple? Who is he? Patriarch's friend?"
  Go!
  Li Mu shook his head vigorously, trying to get rid of distracting thoughts.
  The moment Li Hailong spoke.
  He suddenly had the weird idea that Li Hailong was the incarnation of an ancient and entered the Dream Company.
  If it weren’t for him to clearly understand the role of Dihua’s skills and Li Hailong’s past experience, at that moment, he even had a murderous heart on Li Hailong, trying to kill him, to maintain the order of the dream company, and his status...
  Killing?
  Uncontrolled brain supplement!
  Damn it!
  Li Mu's face changed drastically, Fei Shou rushed out, looked up and saw that the Bodhisattva had already moved the willow branches in the Yujing bottle with his right hand, without hesitation for a moment.
  The ability to visualize MV has been thrown out.
   Guanyin Bodhisattva and Li Hailong moved from the sky to the ground at the same time.
  The prelude sounded.
  The two are like a sad couple, standing opposite each other in the rhythm of music.
  The Monkey King who rushed out immediately saw this scene. He couldn't help looking around, looking for the source of the music, but he couldn't find it. He looked at the Bodhisattva and Li Hailong strangely, with all his doubts: "Xiao Bai, what's the matter?"
   "Fuck!" Lu Ren was dumbfounded. If others are not familiar with it, can he still not know? This rhythm is clearly a pop song?
  "Bodhisattva!" Tang Seng was dumbfounded and froze at the entrance of the dining hall, wondering whether he should see the Bodhisattva. The Bodhisattva in front of him and the one who passed him the robes were completely two people.
  The sound of music.
  Everyone was stunned, looking at Bodhisattva and Li Hailong blankly.
  Next second.
  The Bodhisattva suddenly raised his head, looked at the sky forty-five degrees, and his lips lightly opened: "You always say it's my fault, but you are too self-conscious. You are accustomed to being silent when arguing, how can you uncover your doubts?
  With the singing of the Bodhisattva, the two naturally separated. Li Hailong sat on the ground blankly, while the Bodhisattva lay flat beside him, looking at the sky blankly, like a pair of lovers who had quarreled...